Imagine being a Hlaalufag, imagine being part of the worst great house

When will this and Oblivion be on Switch so I can no life them as god intended?

Reminder
>Redoran was Vivec's favorite
>Indoril was similar to Almalexia
>Telvanni was most similar to Sotha Sil
>Dres was supposed to represent pre tribunal dunmers
>Hlaalu represented the future of Morrowind under the empire

>>Telvanni was most similar to Sotha Sil
Lmao telvanni is only like sotha sil in that they both consider knowledge to be important
Sotha sil is everything a telvani considers a telvani shouldn't be.

>Hlaalu represented the future of Morrowind under the empire

Lmao.

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This was likely Vivec shit talking Sotha for being a better god than him.

Hypocrisy is one of the defining traits of the Telvanni tho

Don't forget
>Ashlanders are the niggers

Is Vivec, dare I say, our guy?

Thank god they were stopped
>House Hlaalu represents the future of the Dunmer, integrated into the sophisticated mainstream of the traditionless, raceless, godless culture of the Empire.

no, he's a gay mary sue made even worse by his creator's retarded fanfics about him

Telvanni in this bitch

>>House Hlaalu represents the future of the Dunmer, integrated into the sophisticated mainstream of the traditionless, raceless, godless culture
ironic considering that's what setting up the great houses did. All culture became serialized after the iron fists of the houses, the houses allowed in foreigners and they abandoned their good deadra for the tribunal, quite literally just powerful wizards.

FUCK THE BOSMER
FUCK THE REDGUARD
FUCK THE ALTMER, PISS-COLORED TALL CUNTS
FUCK IMPERIALS AND THEIR WALKING BRASS
AND BRETONS CAN SUMMON A COCK UP THEIR MAGIC ARSE

FUCK KHAJIIT? NO THANK YOU I GET PUSSY EVERY DAY
AND NEREVAR HAS FUCKED THE NORDS BACK IN SUCCESSION WAR DAYS
ARGONIANS ARE PROPERTY
ARGONIANS ARE PROPERTY
ARGONIANS ARE PROPERTY
TELVANNI IN THIS BITCH

Rude, Vivec is bisexual, pansexual, asexual, heterosexual, homosexual and everything else under the sun at the same time because he needs to feel like the most special snowflake in existence because that's what Vivec is, the god of masturbation.

Don't forget "proud mother" too.

>Vivec is the god of masturbation

Knowing a bit about Elder Scrolls lore means I can't tell if this is a joke or not.

>be a bunch of arrogant dicks on their bug fungus island
>hop across the river and get shit on by Nords who are themselves getting shit on by Altmer
How do they cope

It's a joke, he has the ego to match his godhood.

This is upsetting, my character was the hlaalu grandmaster. I had like 200 bottles of brandy in my manor and all my cool shit all that gone

Hlaalu are the best house. Balmora is the best city.

Of course nu-bethesda faggots just want to jerk off redoran ashniggers

this series has changed hands more times than an old hooker
better to take the lore of each game as its own thing

>canonical winners
lolno, they were wiped out by the Oblivion crisis AND the red year. Aldruhn got completely destroyed. Meanwhile Telvanni and Hlaalu settlements made it completely scott free.

It's only the shitty sjw nu-bethesda faggots that felt the need to revive Redditoran despite how it makes zero logical sense and is piss poor writing

>Best city
>not Suran