*is the worst fucking stage ever fucking created in any game ever in your path*

>*is the worst fucking stage ever fucking created in any game ever in your path*

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I actually like Hanenbow because it's unique and is such an odd choice of game to represent
then again I have a huge fondness for gimmicky smash levels, my favorites in Melee were Big Blue and Poke Floats, and my favorite in Brawl was WarioWare

I'm the only guy who likes icicle mountain? I dont want to be alone anymore.

Metropolis zone would like a word with you!

Hi, I'm Pac-Land.
I'm a scrolling walk-off stage that looks hideous, is full of obnoxious stage hazards, represents the worst part of Pac-Man that he isn't even recognized for, and only have three tracks based on Pac-Man.

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now that's some serious shit taste

Experimental Nintendo DS core

Great Cave Offensive is by far the worst

75m is the worst stage non-scrolling stage.

fuck this rain, can't see hit!

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>they chose this over Pac-Maze
I understand they couldn't do the power pellet gimmick as it was on 3DS, but could't they just put that modicum of effort to retool it? Fuck Pac-Land

This. I fucking wish the Pacman World games had some sort of representation.

it's still newpork city. it'll always be newpork city

Pac Maze and Rainbow Road are way more iconic than fucking MS Paint and Mario Circuit 2.0. I wonder why they are the only 3DS stages that didn't come back

At least New Pork has blast zones.
GCO is the worst. No contest.

FUCK YOU

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>tweak my music rates so that I'm not stuck listening to nothing if I get this stage when playing online
>game chooses the other guy's music rates, and he hasn't tweaked his rates so still stuck with silence

TWEAK YOUR RATES YOU FAGGOTS! SAME WITH "GAMER" ON THE WARIO WARE STAGE

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No smash stage can compete with the complete donkey dick that is the Mario Bros stage

>only think keeping you above the bottom blast zone is a bunch of tiny platforms
>ladders out the ass so no up inputs
>roaming enemies
>raining trampolines
>only bit of meaningful solid ground is practially offscreen at the top
>dong and his trapolines will rape you if you try to fight there
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!

I don't understand why the game does this. Is it that important that the music is synched in online play?

*fixes ur stage*

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I swear back in Smash 4 this stage's omega form got picked all the time in For Glory, always being ugly as shit.

The Splatoon stage changes to night time depending on which song is playing. That's literally the reason.

>looks great when its the regular stage
>stuck with ugly looking battlefield/final destination variant
what other stages do this?

I don't know what they were thinking with Great Cave and Palutena's Temple in terms of stage size. They are too big even for a full 8 people and the screen must zoom out so far, the layouts are total random mish mashes, and its easy to just run away from people.

Balloon Fight level is pretty bad

This is the PM version?

>its easy to just run away from people.
this is most big stages, people don't realize how easy it is even on the DK stages

Pac-Land can be fun with friends if you don't take it to seriously

Don't forget the Persona stage also has music gimmicks too, so that's also why.

>can be fun with friends
Anything terrible can be fun with friends, fuck off with this weak excuse

I like it! You're not alone!

PM Hanenbow was based, but what they did to WarioWare was cringe so they still suck.
It really shouldn't have been that hard to make an original Land stage, as it is you piss off Ware fags by getting rid of the only stage for it, pisses off Land fags because it's a fucking "representative theme" stage when there were a multitude of more iconic places, piss of casualfags because they got rid of the microgames, and compfags still didn't use it because the platform layout is hilariously in favor of campers and zoners and blastzones were still a bit too small

Hey guys who find what to bitch about in a game with 100 other choices. Literally 100.

>thread about the worst stage in a game
>UHHHH THERE'S A LOT SO

Cozy based stage.

Get good dingus.

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Ya know, out of all the terrible stages they did bring back, why didn't they bring back Poke floats?
I also prefer Mute City from Melee.

You just described the entirety of the Super Smash Bros series.

New Donk City
Spiral Mountain
Peach's Castle
Princess Peach's Castle
Super Happy Tree
Yoshi's Island (Melee)
Kongo Falls
Hyrule Castle
Pirate Ship
Gerudo Valley
Spirit Train
Flat Zone X
Reset Bomb Forest
Gamer
Boxing Ring

God, this stage sucks, it's so hard to tell what's a platform and what's not.

"Oh! People like Temple because it's big, right?"
>the fact that the vast majority of the stage is actually connected and seems natural is ignored
>it has no gimmicks like springs, kill floors/ceilings, spikes, etc.

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even then Temple isn't that great if you're playing with assholes that know how to abuse it.

Temple isn't even that big.

>Some stages keep it’s motion traveling and unique platforms with no hazards

>And then you have stated that just fucking stand there with no platforms

WHATS THE FUCKING POINT

Your friends hate playing Smash with you. And if you don't have any friends, your shit taste is why.

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Always trying to recreate Hyrule Temple, thing is, New Pork, Palutena's and Great cave are full of shit, hazards and platforms in a random manner that makes them unfun, they are also way too big and are not as easy and wuick to access lile the temple even the Zelda 64 stage does this a lot better.

Although gr8 cave is fun to play on a veeeery fucking big screen.

Try again.

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>no hazards Wily's Castle
>no hazards Pokémon Stadium
>no hazards Great Plateau
so much fuckin wasted potential in that feature.

>Ultimate tried to fix it by letting you go through more platforms, reducing the number of on-screen hazards, and zooming out the camera
>it's still shit
Why the fuck didn't they go with the more iconic stage?

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It hurts my eyes man

>it's Icicle Mountain
>except it randomly goes twice as fast
>and it has spikes that can OHKO thanks to their ridiculous knockback

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Transformations on Pokemon Stadium should really be gone with no hazards, the layouts themselves are a bigger blockade than any accompanying conveyor belts or ice physics

How so?

>mfw I make Ring a Ding most likely on every possible stage

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>every miscellaneous stage is now Ring a Ding or Megalovania

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this, palutena's temple, 75m, hanenbow and paper mario are the worst smash stages in existence