>game has simple concept but executes it to perfection
Game has simple concept but executes it to perfection
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>cheese on top of more cheese
Disgusting.
Name one game
Tetris
Tetris
>game tries to be deep but it's just a masturbatory creator's work
Tetris.
Portal
I can never get the cheese to melt well enough before the toast is burnt to shit unless I microwave it or something. I'm a brainlet, what do anons?
Source?
puyo puyo
Fighting games
Silent Hill 2.
Little water in the pan, cover it
Jesus Christ Favreau it's just grilled cheese!
is that the famous american plastic cheese i keep hearing about on /ck/?
cheese has been understood to be a delicacy among both wealthy and poor whites for hundreds of years now
if you don't like cheese, you're probably a nigger subhuman
while it's ok for you to exist, you should probably shut your stupid monkey mouth
lower the heat retard and dont freeze the cheese
Lethal League Blaze
Jesus christ, Favreau, it's just grilled cheese.
>executes it to perfection
Nigga that grilled cheese looked basic as fuck. He didn't even season the stovetop or use an herbed mayo to enhance the flavor of the bread.
Do you not think to turn down the overall heat after it starts getting dark but the cheese isn't melted?
>expansion pack triples the amount of content and isn't just $20 on disc DLC like modern games
Medium heat.
Cheese is gross
>Nigga that grilled cheese looked basic as fuck. He didn't even season the stovetop or use an herbed mayo to enhance the flavor of the bread.
Which is why it's good. Not everything has to be overdone user.
Downwell
>Americans
>OP specifies simple concept
>LOL wtf why it so basic
This movie felt really "normie" for some reason.
>nintendo fans playing the newest iteration of their 30 year old franchise
>Baba Is You
>Shatter
>Journey/Flower
That looks unappetizing as shit.
Do Americans really do this?
wait until the cheese is room temp before cooking. It's implied in every single recipe for any meat.
that looks more like something from jolly old England
That's an english breakfast, so for the most part, no.
what am I looking at here?
Why is everything burnt?
Looks more mexican to me
Absolutely vile
Thats a british brunch.
who the fuck has the time to prepare a full meal in the morning?
>no tomato soup
>perfection
Perfectly shit
this doesn't looks bad at all.
Is this John? Or whatever his name is? Post more.
Devil Daggers tbqh
Not doused in pitch black grease so not proper British.
That's a britbong breakfast
Ameriburgers are truly subhumans with an undeveloped palate. When it comes to simple ingredients being combined with perfection, at least the Japanese have the decency to put raw fish on rice instead of cheese on bread.
>reading comprehension
he's referring to the fact that he's putting a fucking kilo of cheese between the pieces of bread you idiot
Not tetris
A grilled cheese is simple, but if you want to perfect it you have to adjust it and use the right shit.
Using a better butter/mayo blend isn't making it all that much more complex, but it makes it WAY better.
Restaurants who sell this shit.
marvel cucks.webm
You haven't even given it a chance
who the fuck has the time to visit restaurants in the morning?
What a retarded, pretentious post
B
Fucking kino breakfast, non brits don't know what they are missing.
>Mexicans
At least be racist correctly.
>/ck/ thread on Yea Forums
Nice, just as good as Yea Forums /an/ threads. Keep posting webms before [you know who] deletes the thread.
simple concept does not mean basic.
black calligraphy on white canvas is a simple concept, that does not mean that there is not high sophistication and thought going into every single stroke.
It's a troll and you fell for it. Congratulations!
what are those burnt pieces of shit in the corner? looks great otherwise
Pong
I love these threads but I don't have a lot to share, I mostly lurk
To be honest, the food of this nation is not very good.
Ahh, poor dental care, alcoholism and obesity. Man I sure do wish I were British.
I love cheese but why
You sure showed me, retard. Back to your deep fried french fries and gatorade.
>american """""food"""""
>Using a better butter/mayo blend isn't making it all that much more complex, but it makes it WAY better.
You can't tell from the video what butter he's using.
>all that cheese
why? add ham or something if you want it to be more filling, that's just too much cheese
this is so disgusting oh my god
is this the /ck/ foodkino thread?
>poor dental care, alcoholism and obesity
>ITS RAAAAAWWW
>implying that looks bad
im not even british it could use more veggies and less meat
>game let's you playthrough a Chaotic Evil route
If you have a griddle you could cook all of that at once except for the beans. I imagine it would take 10 minutes tops.
You can tell by the color that there's no spices or herbs in it. If anything, it could have been something that was flavored and strained but at that point I think you're giving this dumb commercial webm way too much credit.
maybe you just don't like cheese?
sure, eating cheese like this every day is going to kill you pretty quick, but if it's like a once-a-week or far less thing it's the best way to enjoy cheese
>40%
This is some nice medium rare chicken
I watched Chef recently and i really want to try a cubano sandwich now
but i live in the middle of nowhere texas so i dont know where i would go nearby to get one
slow cooked meat is the best
hi civvie
Ask japs. Kobe/Wagyu must be well done.
I really like cheese, I just think too much of it at once is disgusting
>game has overpriced weapons/items that are as effective as their cheaper counterparts
sick burn! too bad I live in Colorado and none of that applies to the general population here or anywhere else that's actually worth living!
>spices and herbs
>grilled cheese
>commercial webm
this woman 100% works food prep/value added.
Looks delicious. But it also looks like it takes an hour to prepare. Who the fuck wakes up wanting to spend so long cooking breakfast?
This is such a golden game.
>game can be played in any way you want
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/ck/ monstrosities?
What a good thread
Death Stranding
You will be ashamed of your words and deeds.
STOP, HE'S ALREADY DEAD!
>americans
Then why don't they cook it well done?
his body looks so gross
>game has overpowered consumables
Im gonna build a Windjammers cabinet, that game is perfect
Well how long does it take to toast it? If it's only like 2 minutes I could see splurging on it.
What the fuck? This looks like something I would make when I'm almost out of groceries and I'm trying to scrounge together whatever I can find.
>game has an in depth crafting system
>it adds almost nothing to the game
here's your pity (You)
make one you stupid fuck, the ingredients are super simple and the recipe is literally impossible to fuck up. Protip, add some banana peppers (pepperoncini)
Is that a fuckin ostritch
>game is region locked
>Literally German in the corner
R E N T F R E E
He’s retarded. Nobody cooks wagyu well done. Even in my country where people have their steaks well done wagyu is cooked on the rarer side
Not sure what your implying with that image, but the point here is OP talked about perfecting a simple concept.
The best grilled cheeses I've had have always had something more to flavor their bread beyond just having plain ass white bread.
Personally, I've made fantastic ones using garlic tuscan bread we get from our local grocer, seasoning it wit a bit more garlic in the butter and nesting some italian herbs and pepperoni inside it.
Seasoning the outside also SERIOUSLY improves quesodillas for the same reason. Got one from a food truck once where they put their mexican spices right on the grill with the oil so they cooked into the outisde of the tortilla. Gave it a beautiful color and powerful flavor.
>My nigga literally cooked an ostrich
Serious question, is this even legal?
This is some high skill watermelon cutting, feeling jealous
Not him but I regularly eat half wheels and blocks of cheese as parts of my meals and I'm the physically strongest person in at my job and in my group of friends
Here is your Season Pass, bro
>>game is region locked
I would do the same if I was starving, maybe. seriously, that's disgusting
looks like "black pudding"
literally just solidified blood
How long does your toaster take?
because Mexico isn't located in the Americas
>game is region locked
>it's fucking horrible so nobody cares
Is grilled cheese an American thing?
that sugary bread and processed cheese look disgusting
that's only like 5 slices of cheese
>only
dios mio...
>bread is buttered but he throws oil on the grill anyways
>way too much cheese, irregularly stacked
>adds more butter after both sides are already perfectly browned
>cheese is touching the grill getting burnt
How can you tell the bread is sugary from a video?
JOOCY
Like 2-4 minutes depending on desired level of doneness
My toaster can't make easy french toast (I assume) like theirs can though. It could probably also make amazing grilled cheese or other kinds of melts.
based cheeze connoisseur
Those onion rings look terrible.
>watering the potatoes
Is this how Americans eat fries?
The point is that it's simple. No exotic breads or spices, no fancy cooking techniques. Just simple ingredients done well. Yeah sure he could have even added a bunch of shit to that sandwich to make it better by your standards but you cant deny there is beauty in simplicity and the task being carried out perfectly.
where are you that people eat steak well done
I was JUST thinking about driving and getting one of these
what the fuck is wrong with brits?
this
Nintendo will just keep milking Mario/Zelda until they fucking die out
The burgers ain't great but the spread sauce makes up for pretty much everything about it
This is a decadent feast in europoor land.
>game was made with Unity & it's Asset Store
With proper bread and cheese it's fucking delicious. Stick some ham in there to rock your world.
>game was region locked
>bought out by big company
>somehow keeps its soul
Stay weak
You can't tell sweetened breads from regular by just the look? They cook differently. Not even that dude. I love grilled cheese and you don't have to use enriched white bread to make it, but the bread in OP clearly has sugar in it
A hambaga please
I'm pretty strong, but ok
I like chilidogs but that's way too much.
>Just shoving entire sprigs of rosemary or whatever spice that is down his gullet
Jesus Christ
Hamburger?
It fucking better. It hasn't been long...
>decadent
that doesn't mean what you think it means, 'mutt
guy is a turk btw
There's no way you can tell from a movie clip.
You're just guessing since it looks like American white bread.
They're really something when the only comparison you have is McDonalds and those family restaurants that do those giant mountains of burgers with shit piled on shit.
yes one hambaga please
hambaga
There's not a single waffle in that photo so it's clearly not American.
>DLC salvages an originally mediocre game
im just happy that our new chicago overlords made the mushroom swiss a permanent menu item
shit is way too good to be seasonal
>The term "decadent" is often used to describe food that is over-indulgent and rich in flavor; it is usually associated with food that is high in calories and therefore a "guilty pleasure."
Fuck off ESL retard.
>cheese is touching the grill getting burnt
bitch that tiny tinge of crusty fried cheese on the edge is the BEST PART
How do you manage to be this insecure from so little?
Instead of cooking both sides of the sandwich at the same time you could cook one side at a time and then flip it. That way the cheese would be on the heat longer. But you have to be careful to brown both sides evenly.
>literally just solidified blood
huh
Hamburger.
Should I start grouping Middle Easterners and Indians with Asians? No one refers to Mexico as America, no one cares if they're technically part of continental America.
holy shit that's fucking disgusting. meat should be at the very least fucking rare, blue is as bad as well done.
Shit, I wish I loved my job as much as he loves his.
back to /pol/ please
Stop adding shit on to it what the fuck
I don't get it, is that really supposed to be your breakfast?
And then you eat your normal lunch?
It's 100% an act for instagram, that smile ain't genuine and nobody smiles continuously like that.
shit's fake and you autist fucks are eating it up.
putting the potatoes in water keeps them from turning brown
Do you not rinse potatoes before frying them?
>didn't contact-melt the cheese or toast the interior side
>using oil for a grilled cheese, impeding the Maillard reaction and making it soggy and unhealthy
>no diced onion garnish
disgusting
People who get up in the morning?
Is he cooking a fucking emu?
Blood sausage, its supposed to look like that.
I think you should look up what black pudding is. It's not just solidified blood you mung.
dark souls combat
no, fuck you
Damn son, who shat on parade? Nothing wrong with a little positivity, user.
I'm just messing with you man. I just like cheese because it's good and I'm fortunate enough to be very lactose tolerant. If it makes you feel bloated and want to fart after yeah I could see how that can make you feel gross. But cheese is everywhere. Cottage cheese, sliced cheese, cheese toppings. Me I just like to buy cheese by the bulk, cheaper that way and I like trying exotics
based
fucking this
favreau is such a hack
You can based on several factors. First, the color of the crust versus the crumb is affected by sugar content, along with the aeration of the crumb itself. Sugar in dough also helps to retain moisture in the baking process. You can clearly see the white bread is way more moist than a sugarless dough would be. Even a high-hydration dough would have a significantly drier looking crumb.
Face it, you don't know shit about baking.
Turkey is a lawless land.
>can't differentiate /pol/ from /int/
newfag?
Chef (2014)
>game has so much soul that only certain people can like it
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Being one of those prep cooks has to be one of the most boring jobs ever
Also isn't $39 a bit much for that meal?
>Legal
Yeah? Plenty of ostrich farms in europe.
why did he put butter on the outside? thats the side you hold
Ah, you are motherfucker
Doesn't matter how "perfectly" he performs the task if the result is still gonna taste like a plain ass grilled cheese.
Like, yeah, a grilled cheese is good. But don't go jerking someone off because they successfully made a basic bitch grilled cheese without burning it, which is pretty much the only way to fuck it up.
I'm completely ignorant on the topic and I've never eaten ostrich, but why else would you raise ostriches if not to eat them?
As long as they don't get rid of the fajita veggies. That's my go to added to a regular burg
it's just satirical banter bro
all bread has sugar in it, that's what the yeast feeds on
The color and crumb is affected by far more than just sugar content.
Baking bread is complex chemical process.
people typically start work here at 07:30-09:00, but I could see it if you're rich/neet
where do you live? because we don't have things llike this in western Europe
Everytime i see this i don't know if i should laugh at the absurdity of the ingredients or be fucking disgusted by them
today I ate broccoli and fish sticks with water on the side. I feel good
rinsing the excess starch off makes them crispier once you fry them, brainlet. i can tell you've never cooked anything.
>game is easy to understand but fucking up still has dire consequences
>shooter, but all guns are replaced with magical weapons
imagine being this sheltered
Jesus. It reminds me of that stuff my friend used to cook when he was feeling lazy and didn't want to make proper food
>corner
its a fucking plate what corner
You guys make this same joke every time this is posted. It's getting old.
I was talking more about OPs metaphor than actual cooking. I think everybody gets there are lots of ways to improve a grilled cheese.
heretic did it in 1994
When did I say it was only affected by sugar content? You also ignored the rest of the post.
Metal Slug
There's a difference between genuine positivity and someone putting on an act and a shitty one at that. I'm sorry you don't get to see people experience genuine joy around you in real life, because you clearly can't tell the difference.
Nobody shit on my parade, this shit is weak.