What will his next game be?

Joakim & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

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Crab champions is gonna be fucking great

>Normally games only have an easy mode
>However since I'm a hack there will be a very easy mode
What did he mean by this?

>the crab again
what does it mean?

crab are gay

crawfish gang

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Genji: Days of the Blade 2 Director's Cut

I'll fucking play a crab simulator game.

Actual real life battles from ancient Japan

Do you think he felt pain or died instantly?

It means he's continuing what he's always doing?

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Is it fun?

I can't make a big deal out of nothing and be an elitist about children's entertainment products if you post this. Delete it, now.

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that's fucking fascinating

why are crawdads so based

>MGS games with very easy mocks the player for picking very easy
>DS is being praised for it
Wow, so similar!

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crap simulator

probably died instantly

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It didn't release yet

He literally got his insides sucked out, so quite a bit of pain.
As his "face" went in later, I can only imagine that his brain didn't get sucked first, so pic related didn't happen until later

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what?
kojima just called the easy mode picker movie watchers.
that coming from the guy who made metal gear series

>le metal gear is a movie meme
The only one that has abnormal about of cutscenes is 4. 1-3 has the same amount as any other game from the era.

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Pain receptors are not instant. Takes a few milliseconds like a good example is touching something hot. Crab didn't feel anything.

>game

>shadman

wrong

The darkness of night farrs around my sour
And the hunter within roses contror
Gotta ret it out, gotta ret it out
Gotta ret it out, gotta ret it out
This demon inside has ahord of me
Crenching its power, trying to break free
Gotta ret it out, gotta ret it out
Gotta ret it out, gotta ret it out

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GIANT ENEMY CRAB

some sort of cave demon

The mouth looks like shit.

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Y do this

with every passing tweet my hatred for this faggot increases

They drop claws (which regrow) so that the predator eats it instead of the crab. Geckos drop their tails too.

To show how edgy he is.

He's buttering up Jack Nicholson

There will not be one, he will be dead from old age by then.

mgs

Japs have a famous movie about ww2 that's called "I want to become a shellfish". I think it's a reference to that. Basically he's saying he wants to die.

That ultimate crab battle flash game comes to mind when I see OP, dunno why

>10 years
we need to go back
youtube.com/watch?v=vECHOv0NL88

I hate this fucking nerd culture i swear

it's more accurate to say that the crab was pushed in to the pipe, but either way
jesus

>SNAKE, I LIVE ON, THROUGH THIS AR-

I'VE ENCOUNTERED SOME KIND OF CAVE DEMON.

Nobody notices kojima trying to position himself as if he's the link between Hollywood and video games? He's gonna get credit for it too, despite it being a common thing already

>a 3 mm crack in a pipe can do that due to sheer pressure
How the fuck do they patch up holes like that? It cant be good for oil or whatever flows through those pipes to get contaminated with pressured sea water and crabs

Relax. it grows back.

>Alien Resurrection ending.gif

Absolute madcrab.

Crab Kojima Extreme Game Development
youtube.com/watch?v=vECHOv0NL88

It's like cutting. The crab inflicts physical pain upon himself to distract himself from the mental pain that's constantly tearing his ganglia apart.

>this thing is in the way

WHY WOULD THEY ALLOW NON-GAMERS TO PLAY!?

FUCKIGN CAPITALISM. TRYING TO ATTRACT AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE TO BUY THIGNS!
FUUCK

I remember reading somewhere that underwater repair work is one of the most dangerous jobs in the world. A lot of shit can go wrong.

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OLIOLIOLIOOOOOOOO!!!

You can patch it with a large enough piece of duct tape.

It's not a black hole.

Great thread

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Love how easy it is to spot newfags overreacting over everything.

yep deep sea welders can make upwards of 100k (usd) but they can get killed easily if they're not careful

>MGS games with very easy mocks the player for picking very easy
They don't though, the closest you have is the chicken hat in 5.

MGS3 gives you the noob gun, same one used in the monkey game on the PS2 Subsistence version.

Most divers don't live beyond 60 without dying or long term health problems and most get out of the job when they're 40-ish. You'll probably get a million out of the job in a decade but your shit for the rest of your life.

really? what sort of health problems? i had no idea

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diving_disorders

Somehow this seems lacking. I know there's more.

youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0

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>"when it's gotcha ya, it's gotcha ya"

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*party rock anthem*
WHHHIIIIIIIRRRRR

Hideo Crabjima

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DELET THIS

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Is this a parody account?

Is he referencing a gay meme?

Kijimbo has reached Trump's level of shitposting on twitter.

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This nigga high as fuck everyday

KOJUMBO RAVE

This genocides the crab.

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Subtle gachimuchi reference kojima, based

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Stroggification process is the one thing that comes to mind.

Why are crabs so fucking based? Holy shit, look at them go

Imagine if a machine did that to humans

Fuck off, PETA.

I want some crab.

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>promotions

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>mfw i read about that pic

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Is that crab shell tea?

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Wow, never thought crabs could be so nimble.

Why can't all asian food webms be like this? You have to always be on edge in case they eat them alive or some fucked up shit.

not PETA that webm just made think how insane it is that we've automated and industrialised mass killing like that. it's insane

Yet no one cares. Cry more, zoophile.

Crab juice is not that weird.

The only insane thing is the number of humans that exist which demands such a process. We just need to kill all the chinks and poos and we'd be in a much better place. Add ragheads and niggers to the mix and we'd have a utopia on our hands.

Too bad for you wh*Tes are on the decline globally.
Chinks, poos, and niggers are the future. Bye bye wh*Toid.

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>fascinating creatures the crab, go that hard exterior, but he aint really dangerous except to another crab
>dumb as all hell
>can't even walk straight
>as a matter of fact, the only thing a crab is good for is holding back other crabs
youtube.com/watch?v=ipg4EL_JUyE

Don't look up chicken processing for KFC in that case.

We will all go down together and it won't even be in very long thanks to you subhumans breeding like insects and drinking all the water.

Yeah I've seen it years ago so too late. It's just this webm made me think about it again.
If I can ever afford it I'm just gonna eat hunted and ecological meat.

SOPA DE CARANGUEIJO
UMA DELICIA

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this would be like eating someones shredded meat from their upside down skull
That's pretty metal

cope more wh*Tey
You're the only ones going away

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cribbity crab that nigga is fast

BASED

once whites are gone, no one will be around to feed you
you will all die eating each other

youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0

It's just soup. Don't know why they used a wine glass for it.

Nope. Everyone just got soft. A lot of people don't want to even think that the meat they buy in supermarkets came from animals. As long as it's packaged it's fine.

piss earth is happening guys, it can't be avoided

My ancestors are smiling upon me emperials
can they say the same for you

Hes making a new movie?

>very easy mode gives a tool to help the player
How is that mocking?

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>this creature has overcome depression and its emo phase
Now that's brutal.

Idiots, stop fighting with each other. It's the Ch*nese we have to worry about

are you kidding me its been a movie series since game 1 when has about 2 hours of gameplay and 6 hours of movie.

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World of warcrabs: darkshore stranding
The greatest crossover since fortnite x thanos

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Jesus christ that's horrifying. Imagine if you were human and got sucked into one of those holes. Your body would get ripped apart piece by piece.

Death Stranding 2.
you don't think he's gonna resolve his whacky meme ideas in ONE game do you?

Wrong.
MGS1
Total play time = 11h 32m (692 minutes)
Gameplay = 8h 17 m (497 minutes)
Cutscenes = 3h 15m (195 minutes)

Gameplay/Cutscene = 2.5487
Cutscene Proportion = 28%

MGS2
Total play time = 13h 08m (788 minutes)
Gameplay = 7h 44m (464 minutes)
Cutscenes = 5h 24m, (324 minutes)

Gameplay/Cutscene = 1.4321
Cutscene Proportion = 41%

MGS3
Total play time = 16h 11m (971 minutes)
Gameplay = 11h 13m (673 minutes)
Cutscenes = 4h 58m (298 minutes)

Gameplay/Cutscene = 2.2584
Cutscene Proportion = 31%

MGS: PO
Total play time = 12h 36m (756 minutes)
Gameplay = 10h 39m (639 minutes)
Cutscenes = 1h 42m (102 minutes)

Gameplay/Cutscene = 6.2647
Cutscene Proportion = 13%

MGS4
Total play time = 19h 27m (1,167 minutes)
Gameplay = 10h 59m (659 minutes)
Cutscenes = 8h 26m (508 minutes)

Gameplay/Cutscene = 1.2972
Cutscene Proportion = 44%

MGS: PW
Total play time = 34h 08m (2,048 minutes)
Gameplay = 31h 11m (1,871 minutes)
Cutscenes = 2h 57m (177 minutes)

Gameplay/Cutscene = 10.5706
Cutscene Proportion = 9%

MGR: Revengeance
Total play time = 7h 47m (467 minutes)
Gameplay = 5h 28m (328 minutes)
Cutscenes = 2h 19m (139 minutes)

Gameplay/Cutscene = 2.3597
Cutscene Proportion = 30%

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This joke hasn't been funny for years, get new material.

>As his "face" went in later
>He probably had his insides sucked out through his ass

>MGS2 has almost the same cutscene time as MGS4
And people only shit on MGS4 because of that while ignoring the soifest that is MSG2.

What does Crab taste like?

I theory is that MGS2 makes the playable moments more fun, and the cutscenes tolerable.
I don't hate MGS4 for the gameplay or the scene length, I just think the story is shit. Even by MGS standards.
To me MGS3 is the best balance of gameplay/cutscene ratio, and the quality of each of those.

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y these crebs h8 wtr

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garlic butter, considering I only eat it soaked in garlic butter

OLI OLI OLI O

Avoiding octopus.

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based

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thank you based seadog

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Art academy

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Any source for that?

Sweet meat

You’ve yet to actually point out a difference though.

That's a completely different argument then. People's main argument against MGS4 is that it's too many cutscenes, and most of them never even played the game.
Just because your bias thinks MGS2 is fun it doesn't change the fact that the game is still a cutscene galore.

It's a unique, mild flavor. It doesn't really pop by itself, but garlic butter and cooking it with seasonings really brings out what makes it special.

mgsforums (.) com (/) gameplay-cutscene-ratio-t27674 (.) html
Not sure if Yea Forums will detect this as spam or not.

Nah

It actually happened, I can't recall the actual incident's name, but a silo door was supposed to be shut but the guy on the other side didn't seal the bilge in time. A small, 5cm long slit was left as pressure left the airlock, and the entire crew within was sucked out and dismembered in an instant, died instantly, body parts and entrails everywhere.

>DS literally more easy than first level of Pacman
this can't be true, i mean, no

I never argued about MGS4 at all. Not sure why you're lumping me with those who blame the cutscene length. Try not generalizing everyone.
My points about MGS2 goes with my observations on the series. So your argument only works if you strawman me into being a "MGS4 bad because cutscene" caricature.

MGS4 does NOT have 10hs of gameplay fucking lol

very cute crabs

It is based on average length of the average gamer. Likely being first time playthroughs too.
See for sources.

His next project is MGS, Death Stranding will hav some connections to the series but it’s real intended purpose is a bridge to his future shared universe games like Snatcher and ZOE.

He doesn't have the rights to MGS, Konami does.
And Kojima will never return to Konami.

I love how you didn’t post MGSV because autists would get butthurt when they see the 100+ hr gameplay time.

poos and chinks are a population problem
ragheads and nigs are a nuture/nature problem and could easily be solved with some funded rehabilitation just in the worse of areas (like Detroit). you basically have to remove them from the shitty enviroments young and raise them proper. Just look at Obama or SonicFox

I didn't because the OP of this data didn't do it. I think it was compiled before MGSV was released.
See

He’s still listed as an employee. Haha did you really think their beef was legit?

>b-but I'm a special snowflake and totally not like all the other MGS4 haters
Keep moving goalposts, retard.

>

>mean average of other people's time

Yeah. Don't agree. "Gameplay" time hasn't been properly defined here. Does it only include first timers or also those people who know what to do and don't waste time exploring the tiny fucking areas? Also, does this include codec conversations?

Perhaps a better approach would be counting how often the game takes control away for you to spout another wave of exposition at you compared to the size of the game area and what to do there.

>killing an animal instantly with a single blow is the same as cutting up an animal and keeping it alive as long as possible for dumb decoration purposes
>inb4 you post dumb jew and sandnigger factory footage as evidence to the contrary
Those are few in number but I agree those factories should be shutdown.

Its salt water, crabs only live in fresh water.

>b-but you don't like MGS4 for this one dimensional reason that exists in my mind, making it impossible for me to put you in a generalized box?!
All I said is that both have long as fuck cutscenes, but MGS2 feels easier to digest so you don't notice it as much as MGS4 which feels like a chore. Mainly because of the quality of the story and pacing, not the length of the cutscenes.
If that is too much for you to understand then you are a contrarian and simply assblasted.

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How big are they?

It is an average of other people's time. Likely their first playthrough.
Not sure why you think that is unusual.

Also this is including codec/radio calls as cutscenes in all of the times calculated.

>MGS2 has almost the same cutscene time as MGS4
No it doesn't. MGS4 has fucking 3 whole hours more of cutscenes than MGS2.

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Fuck, after seeing that crab get pulled through a keyhole I was expecting this guy to fall into one of those steam stacks and get flash boiled red.

>but MGS2 feels easier to digest so you don't notice it as much as MGS4 which feels like a chore. Mainly because of the quality of the story and pacing, not the length of the cutscenes
Purely bias, stop trying to turn your personal opinion into facts.
Also, my original post was aimed at people who complained about the MGS4 having too many cutscenes, and you retard butthurtly replied to it.

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I think he is confused by the information I posted, because it counts radio/codec calls in all of the games as cutscenes.

I'm about to play MGS.

Real game disc on a Playstation 2.

What should I know going in?

How long until Kojima Productions gets acquired by Sony?

>When he whips out the metal plated crab shell
HOLY SHIT

RIP Diver one

>biased
I am talking about my opinion, lol. There is no objective fact on if any video game or art is good. Not sure why you are thinking this way.
You replied to my post about the gameplay/cutscene radio. Yet you didn't even look at the source to see that codec counts as cutscene in the data I posted. So if you're going by just cinematic cutscenes and not the radio/codec calls then MGS4 likely blows MGS2 out of the water by how many cinematic portions it has.
Plus my comments about MGS4 being bad for it's story rather than cutscene length is relevant since you strawman anyone who doesn't like MGS4 as only disliking it for a single reason. I was pointing out it has flaws other than cutscene length.

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You mean the Byford Dolphin incident?

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more crabs in this thread than /ic/

>Bethesda making DOOM 2016 final boss in Blender.webm

Damn, Diver 1 sure is unlucky.

Deep.

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Thats kinda hot

Crabs are pedophiles.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=P_4BZnWnXzI

the only good song that rapist faggot has ever made

so wait if I raised a few of these crabs I could have a replenishing source of crab legs for as long as they live?

Imagine having to clean that up

But the codec calls are same thing as cutscenes, a new player is not gonna skip them afraid they might contain info about the plot and gameplay (which in MGS2 case a lot of them do). So in the end, these codec calls bloat the game as much as cutscenes.

>b-but of course these are now just opinions hehe
Sure thing, buddy. Keep moving the post.

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f

cope and dilate, nigger

Crab Nicholson´s Extreme Sleepover

Man i fucking hate ants cheeky fuckers

Based and crawdadpilled

Both cutscenes and radio calls are tools used by the director to convey information to the player, the difference is that the radio calls are easier to make than cutscenes from a development point of view, that's why they are used often in MGS2.

based Whiskers

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Society is that machine user, they just rip you apart slowly and quietly and by the time you realize it, your already dead and getting feasted on by some higher up beast in the food chain. WE ARE CRABS. CRAB PEOPLE,

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>instead of dead weight, Kojima calls Nero homo gay

Crayfish are just lobsters that are too pussy to face the perils of the deep.

Ants are cool but it’s impossible to fully get rid of the little niggers once they show up somewhere

It's finally happening

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snibeti snab

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Aren't spider crabs bigger invertibrates?

yeah but spider crabs don't live in rivers

If you've ever had lobster, it's pretty similar.

lmao

Why the fuck do you people have so many pictures and videos of crabs? That's fucking creepy.

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You never know when you need crab related images and webms.

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>Objective: Survive

Anybody who watches these bug battles knows that centipedes are the real enemy

It looks to me that the bird was the one who was trying to pick a fight in the first place.

>some dickhead let crabs kill an injured bird
Kino shot at least

HAHAHA WHYS THAT STUPID TWAT WEARING A WATCH FUCKING WHO MAKES CRAB WATCHS WTF

does he just randomly tap emojis?

he was just asking for directions
around crabs never relax

all dogs are assholes

based umineko

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Rules of nature.

I actually like Kojimas personality

>white_man_being_beaten_by_chinks.webm

The crab misses one whisker

He's basically a Yea Forums fag, why would you like that?

>there are people who STILL haven't cracked the codes in Kojima's emojis

Select all images with
bridges

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based seadog

>rainbow
>crab
>crab
>fish
>dolphin
>umbrella
>baby
>death

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He's cringy in a silly and cute kind of way.
And in my opinion it seems he's motivated by pure creativity and makes what he wants to make instead of just going after motivated
He's also honest, calling Deaths Stranding a movie game here People like that are rare, and I just think we should appreciate Kojima more

*going after money (where the fuck is my edit function moot)

I imagine all these crab webms are from 1 user who has been waiting for years to have a reason to post em
10/10 thread

That's half of why I love eating crab in general, makes you feel like some kind of rip and tear beast. Those seafood boil places where you just get a big bag of crab and whatever else and dump it on the table and then rip it apart with your bare hands are the best, shrimp are fun too because you violently decapitate them before devouring their flesh.

Fucking door's over there.

for future reference youtube.com/watch?v=j48nBCad7i0

fuck you got me

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Underrated

I don't doubt it. Yea Forums is full of people obsessed with weird things.

That escalated quickly.

In that video I believe that's a circular saw in the background, and the fact that the video is well lit in the first place leads me to believe they were working on the pipe right when the crab walked into frame.

Ah, but you are suggesting that Man is not the top creature in nature and excluded from it. Why not let nature bend around us, similar to how a dog grew accustomed to Man? Let our greatness send ripples throughout the Earth, doing good where we can.

Crab thing isn't that bad regardless though, as yeah the crab needs to survive too.

this really made me think

>depriving a dozen of other creatures a meal that came to them naturally just to save one bird because your feefees got hurted
shut up retard

Moral of the Story: Don't be Diver One.

Good and evil are relative human concepts. There is no such thing in nature. Stop being such a pansy.

coconut crabs are not to be fucked with

Sometimes diver 2 got fucked too.
Being diver 3 seems to be the safest route.

He's saying he's going to play PoE

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>enemies spawn infinitely

What's the brown shit that goes in the shell first?

Call me a wuss if you want, but I generally eat my shrimp butterflied because I don't like eating sea roach turds. Don't get me wrong; sea roaches are delicious.

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Just needs a little umbilical juice.

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someone make Kojima a crab fursona already

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>busted wing
The bird was dead already, user.

>don't snibeti snab at me or my son ever again

i wish i were a crab too

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>Yea Forums didn't mention the best crab game even once in almost 300 posts
Do I even belong on Yea Forums?
youtu.be/n_n5FFPrZuI

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FUG xDDD:DD:DDD

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It stresses them the hell out so quality might be a problem unless you have a decent number.

Kojima needs to lay off the fucking weed. It's making him transition into a crab.

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CRAB MAN WHERE IS G'ERALLD. YOU WERE TOO BUSY WITH YOUR EFFIN'G GROOMIN'G