Dragon's Crown and most of the art is beautiful. The female characters? No defending it

Dragon's Crown and most of the art is beautiful. The female characters? No defending it.

The "everything is so exaggerated" defense, could you perhaps explain to me why none of the men have giant cocks longer and girthier than their legs spilling out of their pants? Because that's what it would take to be as "exaggerated" as the Sorceress. And make sure it flops absolutely EVERYWHERE in motion.

Also, Dragon's Crown was really rated T? I feel like someone was pulling some strings.

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Just say you want a sorceress thread. No need to bait

>Breasts are the same as cocks
Full retard. Heres your over exaggeration.

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Because the developers are straight and they care more about sexualized females more than males and that's just fine despite what others may tell you.

People can make whatever the fuck they feel like making

dilate

>wanting a giant cock

I dont see her fat pussy flopping around, why are you being unfair about this?

Such muscle...

>No defending it.
What do you mean?

I know it's a shitpost, but George doesn't draw big cocks or pussy. Just big anything/everything else.

Muramasa port when
I don't want to get a Vita for the oni girl DLC

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>could you perhaps explain to me why none of the men have giant cocks longer and girthier than their legs spilling out of their pants?
That's not hot. Now, if the women had those then it would be justifiable.

Just what it says. It's unacceptable trying to defend this shit as okay. It's not okay.

>Because the developers are straight
Kamitani draws big oily sweaty men in skimpy clothing, I dunno if it's safe to say he's straight.

More like tall handsome edgy boys with extra broad shoulders

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How is it exaggerated?

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Is this ok?

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this is just some fat cow with meh face and two bags of fat.

drawings are urealistic and have some charm to it.

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Big bosom =/= Big dick

Next.

Ok fruit

The art of the direction which OP likes was prepared.

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Breasts are a secondary sex characteristic. Males lack such a characteristic, so how do you suggest that developers exaggerate males in the same way?

As a matter of fact, it isn't.

Alright.
Is that ok?

>Males lack such a characteristic
Men have breasts. Women love big pecs.

Based

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As a matter of fact, it isn't.

She is probably way more skinnier than you are fatso

Breasts are not the same as cocks you idiot. How fucked up do you have to be to think breasts are as sexual as actual genitals

Then OP's claim is false, as Dragon's Crown features men with absurd pecs.

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Who dis

>slime vore
more

Broad shoulders

Look just say you're jealous of not having that kind of body. We'll understand.

And remind tran*ids about their not so secret shame? This is a video game, sir, and these people are the backbone of our great nation

Unacceptable in what way. This appears to be entirely acceptable in terms of both societal and ESRB rating, otherwise it would be banned.

could this be accomplished conventionally?

I don't have to defend it because there's nothing wrong with it. If you don't like it then don't play it.

Beauty for the ancients was defined differently for men and women. A giant cock was comical and not a standard of beauty. Sculptors emphasized muscle definition and it's grandeur while minimizing the dick to signify intelligence.

Do you mean that specific body type? Fuck no. Getting bulked and ripped in general? Sure. But you won't be a Roland or Arnold.

That nibba looks like he's chiseled from stone, man. Not achievable natty, I'm afraid.

Just bought the game "Pro" a week ago. This shit is so much fun. The Beat'm all/MMO-like mix is well balanced, and there's like not a single wasted second, the pacing is all about playing, whenever you're in town (quick shortcut everywhere) or between dungeons (the cooking mini-game).

What a great gem.
Also, OP's fucking gay.

This. Anyone who compares boobs to dicks, to make a point about double standards between the sexes, is a true moron.

>Dwarf is so built like a cinder block and shouldn't be able to touch the top of his own head
>fighter is so top heavy he shouldn't be able to stand let alone walk
>Amazon has legs like braided steel wire
>Sorceress is Jessica Rabbit
>not to mention all the NPC's who generally follow this pattern

I think people who complain about Sorceresses boobs are idiots but hey its a good excuse for a DC thread and I love DC. Switch/PC port with additional content when?

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Wait until I ultimate difficulty, it only gets better

user, I think you're bigoted and just hate people who aren't skinny.

There is no need to defend this game.

Not a single person complaining would have bought it anyway.

It's a quote from the old DBZ dub, you twit.

>there are people here in the year of our lord 2019 that dont know the amazement of playing Dorf

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Uh, can you not post this pedo trash please?

>references 15yo content without context and expects everyone to get it
Literal autism

>with additional content
that's the one thing that will never happen
they probably won't even add a new stage
last piece of content is the tower of mirages, since it's supposed to be replayable pretty much almost infinitely
a new stage means they'd probably have to change the tower and that's too much of a pain in the ass from a balance standpoint
hopefully it gets a PC port regardless though no PS4 encoder boards allow you to emulate right analog stick movement or do both dpad and left analog separately so the game's outright unplayable with a stick, which is a shame since it begs to be played with one
proper customizable controls and enough buttons on PC change that

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>Thinks I'm not shitposting as well.
Calm yourself.

As a matter of fact it isn't.

>The "everything is so exaggerated" defense, could you perhaps explain to me why none of the men have giant cocks longer and girthier than their legs spilling out of their pants?
Do you LITERALLY NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SECONDARY AND PRIMARY SEXUAL CHARACTERISTICS? Like what the actual fuck are they teaching you in elementary and high school these days? I'm 35 years old and things were way more puritan even back then but we still got the old "What's Happening To My Body: Book For Boys" (and girls got the girls one) that set out the basics.

Like this isn't even a politics thing or whatever this is universal basic human biology.

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WHY IS OP ALWAYS A FUCKING FAG

Pedo

Retardation like OP's irritates me more because Sorc and other chars actually has a lot of interesting imagery and sources going into it. It's not even a matter of "exaggerated" alone.

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>triggered incel whiteknighting in the hope of one day getting pity pussy

Alright niggers. Time to stop taking the bait and turn it into an actual dragon's crown/vanillaware thread.
I've been thinking of picking up Dragon's Crown again after dropping it years back now that I hacked my vita. Which class is OBJECTIVELY the most fun to play as?

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Ahem

FUCK SORCERESS and FUCK AMAZON, thanks

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Fuck off kickelf

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Not everyone lives in your head, Lenny

like, admittedly I was never big on the soft sciences/history and such in college but I actually kind of regret it because the breadth of human history, art and imagery is pretty cool. And I least I know there is more out there to draw on then a few centuries of western civ.

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>Switch/PC port with additional content when?

I just want the tabletop thing they added for the japanese version of the remaster to be available in english.

Elf but only after level 35

has this game ever gone on sale?

>but what does Jason Schreier of Kotaku have to say about this?
Isn't that the absolute braindead moron that said Sorceress was a loli fantasy?

Its Dwarf, anyone who says otherwise is a Charlatan
>thowing shit into other shit
>air and throw combos
>get too swol to control
>bombs everywhere
>carry two sets of hammers and spam the wrath of god

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>but what does Jason Schreier have to say about this
"omg lolicon!"
none of you guys like lolicon like pic related right Yea Forums

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Fuck I forgot about the tabletop set. Did anyone get around to translating the manga?

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kys trannies kys trannies kys trannies kys trannies kys trannies kys trannies kys trannies kys trannies kys trannies kys trannies kys trannies kys trannies kys trannies kys trannies kys trannies kys trannies kys trannies kys trannies kys trannies kys trannies kys trannies kys trannies kys trannies

>tfw everyone used to talk shit about Fighter
>He was my main and I'd always get a boner after going ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA and filling the whole screen with crit numbers

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Well Dragon's Crown HAS beautiful art. There is no point in hiding it.

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It's a shame the late game fucks him over.

>mediocre damage and iframes
Have fun giving up at level 100

wouldnt dream of it

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MMMMM

Yep, and a bunch of other dumb shit too, then he tried to do a mixture of angry defense, doubling down, deflection, and backtracking all at once. It did lead to some of the better take down responses I've seen though. Vanillaware fans are an interesting bunch.

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>gameplay consists entirely of mashing square and occasionally r1
Least amount of fun I've had in my 370 hours of playtime

I love big bouncing titties op.

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>always get a boner while playing fighter
user, we need to talk about something...

tits aint sex organs

I-I swear it's the armor, not it's contents.

someone have the "where is the wizard" image?

as opposed to l2 and r2 over and over?

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The men are growers not showers and already proved they're alpha enough to not fuck sluts that they don't need to worry about scooping out cum from gangbang'd sluts.

The real question is why didn't the devs put in more 6'2+ men for the ladies to slock to? Women don't want manlets for children.

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>not swelling yourself up in a subconcious effort to try and compete with fit males
There might be something wrong with you user.

It genuinely depends on your style user. They're all good characters and all have their strengths, but some involve somewhat more resource or location management say. Like, do you just want to be able to wade into the thick of things and fuck shit up and bounce all over the place and whatever, or apply the sheer raw DPS but have to be thinking more about elements and what to use and be squishier, or more support or what?

My first play was Wizard, but just because figured that fit me and all of them looked interesting so there was no clear winner.

As other anons have said too though it is fair to say that some have a longer ramp to getting really good, or conversely have somewhat weaker end games. Everyone can fuck shit up though and you're part of a party anyway.

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tits too big

Matt could have been a good comics artist if he got over himself.

thanks user

>Exaggerated

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>switch

O god, smash fags wouldn't shut the hell up about DC then.

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as a guy discovering the game as Wizard long after everyone else had played it out, sure was humbling as a level 40 or something happy to have gotten through my first few second talismans to see in MP how far you could go with it particularly with that cast time reduction gear that must be way later in the game. shit is bonkers.

Tits aren't equivalent to dicks, idiot.

You know, there is an odd kind of beauty to very well muscled men. Within reason, of course.

Don't talk that way about your mother young man.

I agree, user, fuck cowtits.

I like playing as the sorc when I'm doing couch co-op. Giving everyone food is nice and the protection is fucking amazing. I revived the second godess statue yesterday, and so far we're doing pretty well. Any spicy tech for me to be better with her? Is my main damage just the up weapon move or should I invest more in scrolls?

The average gamer or man in society isn't a literal bronze muscle god. But they exist and inspired the appearance of the character.

The average gamer or woman in society doesn't have breasts as big as the Sorceress. But they exist and inspired the appearance of the character.

Breasts are a sign of nurturing life and sustenance, femininity. A female character having big breasts is not wrong and "unrealistic" because they exist naturally for us humans in real life.

Muscles are a sign of strength and potency, hard work. The dwarf's level of musculature is masculinity as its peak. Healthy males develop strong musculature. It is not wrong and "unrealistic" because they exist naturally for us humans in real life. Yes, even the dwarf's body type can be achieved by extreme bodybuilders.

On top of this, it's fantasy. The Sorceress can have three breasts with one of them shooting magic light beams out of the nipple and these "realism" arguments are just as trashy as they'll ever be. Same for the Dwarf, he could have six muscled arms and if that's what kind of character he is, then that's what kind of character he is.

Stop comparing yourself to video game characters. Only insecure children do this.

Beautiful women with huge tits exist and just because you're not one of them doesn't mean you should go around demonizing all big-breasted women in entertainment.

Strong and built men with huge muscles exist and just because you're not one of them doesn't mean they shouldn't exist in entertainment.

FUUUUCK I WANT TO MWWAAAH *POP* HER BOOBS!

Aerial fireball drop cancel

What a thorough raping.

rated T for Tits

Men have to be attractive somehow, I guess. Never did completely get what women see in men aesthetically, we're boring as hell.

>Strong and built men with huge muscles exist and just because you're not one of them doesn't mean they shouldn't exist in entertainment.

Lets be real here, almost no one complains about well built men in media. And the few who do get laughed out the room.

Exactly.

You may not like it, but this is what peak female character design looks like.

link to his work?

It's not your "job" to define what makes you attractive to them. Not to mention you will never find out anyway because women don't even know exactly what the hell they want themselves.
If you're catching yourself many times thinking about the physical attractiveness of men, then I have some news for you...

OP is just a simple man who never saw porn or went outside of his house or never watched tv, becuse he dont know there are people like that outside of twitter and there are even people who make BIG FAT LOADS of money because of bodies like dragons crown portraied, my vote is to let OP in peace in his solitude and meditation, go back to your people on twitter OP there are many more like you

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Reading comprehension, my dude. I straight up said that I don't get how men are attractive.

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Not only is OP a faggot, he doesn't appreciate the handsome face and great hair of the sorcerer.

I'm not really seeing "motherly" here you guys

I agree, looks more like prostitute than anything. Now THIS is a real mother.

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You have to look closer.

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Based Elfposter. We know who best girl is.

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>could you perhaps explain to me why none of the men have giant cocks longer and girthier than their legs spilling out of their pants?
Why do dipshits and retards keep thinking that breasts are the exact same thing as dicks?

source it frend

That's Hitomi Tanaka.

>the hyper stylized proportions of the human characters is a nod to famous fantasy artists of the past like Frank Frazetta whose work came to define the high fantasy aesthetic for generations
There, artwork successfully defended

Because they are disgusting outie roasties who want to divert the discussion

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ah. should've known

>the hyper stylized proportions of the human characters are because the artist fucking wanted to do it that way and he will continue to fucking do it if he damn well pleases and if it bothers you how about you learn to draw and draw what you actually want to see
There, every artwork ever succesfully defended.

Sorceress is more that just her boobs. Only imbeciles or SJWs think otherwise.

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post the flat version, i cant find it in any of my folders

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>ywn have Sorceress ride you with confidence and passion while you hold and play with her breasts

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cute
why live?

Is Vanillaware's new game ded?

Eh, the gameplay is kinda shallow and mashy/spammy. It pales in comparison to the old Capcom DnD games which required actual skill.

Fuck off faggot. Back to trannyera

no, why would you think that?
they got 2 games coming btw

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Thanks, how am I supposed to to jerk off to her now that I see her as a person?

Kys ya fat roastie

reminder it is playable on rpcs3

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You can have sex with actual people user and not just sex dolls.
You could always try vanilla stuff. Or make your own.

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This

damn I have more ass than that insect

Biggest mystery of Yea Forums.

witches were always super sexualized in all fairy tales and mythos. why i even bother though, dilate

With love and affection.

Is that you, Jason?

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based xteal2 poster

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>It's unacceptable trying to defend this shit as okay. It's not okay.
It's okay.

>Roland is an anagram of Arnold
Fuck, that one went over my head

>that bulge jiggle

I find this picture symbolic and very fitting for here.
The frogs/pepes are the Yea Forums anons trying desperately to take a closer inner look to Sorceress' assets.

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Vita version itself was a port so I guess it's not impossible. Maybe some Vanillaware ports for PS5 whenever their new title is ready.

My how we've fallen...

I want to do lewd things to that elf

Based

Adriana Fenice

Fighter x Sorceress

Wizard x Amazon

Dwarf x Food

Elf x Boots

>people back then
like big tiddies
>people now
like big tiddies

>Not Elf x Rannie
Poor Rannie.

Absolutely patrician.

If that's truly an issue in your life, get help.
Also, tits=/=dicks

Absolutely, Raijin is a cutie.

Rannie give me vibes that he fap to other girls when they're sleeping

My favorite of his flailings was "If you know about a subject that means you love it and are a part of it!" when people educated him on what lolicon actually means.

>I'm so fucked up

Me too m8

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Rannie keeps Tiki in his pocket.

You know what, you're actually probably onto something.

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Because their dicks are soft. Logically they would have nigger dicks when hard but there's no point of having a hard dick while fighting.

Lookat the shnozz on that mermaid. Imagine how fucked up she gets when she gets water in it.

>not wading into combat with a full erection at all times
What are you, a Space Marine?

Niggers not welcome

Yes she is hnnnnnnng

Anons, should I play this game?

The only things I know about it is Sorceress who I know is famous and regarded as one of the most iconic and sexy vidya girls (I have fapped to her 2-3 times in the past) and the fact that characters from Goblin Slayer were based on this game.

Should I give it a try? Is it for PC?

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see

The fantasy isn't broken by the idea they could have sex with other people, but that other people would want to have sex with them.
One can only suspend disbelief so far.

Reminded me of this
youtube.com/watch?v=heIH9vfwKBM

don't mind if I do

That's good to know at least.

man i just want to be one of elf's boots

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you can download the full game from snoys servers with psndl

It was localized in my country. I bought the two volumes. You're not missing out on much.

>hurr me sjw
>200 replies omitted
jesus fucking christ kill yourself you dumbass fucking reddit nigger
it's not a fucking competition over who can feed the trolls more

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what are muscles

me on the mid-left

It is kind of shallow depending on who you play (IMO Amazon has the biggest skill gap and she's also the most fun) but I wouldn't say spammy, if you mindlessly spam during the real game you'll be dead in an instant
Unlike older Capcom beat 'em ups it's way faster and less juggle/memorization heavy, but the end goal is still to clear rooms flawlessly and character tools for doing so are pretty varied even if it sometimes devolves into metashit
IMO the game is at its best when played solo though or 2 players at best
Too bad leveling a character up to Inferno which is when the game starts getting fun is kind of a slog, even if you rush it

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fuck off faggot op

The main problem with her breasts is that it was obviously made by someone who has no idea how breasts or gravity work. Breasts that big need support or they will just sink and start to sag. She has no support, that top is doing nothing to keep her breasts up.
>hurr durr its magic
Then atleast explain IN GAME that shes using magic to prop her breasts up but somehow also allows for massive jiggle

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Women can have those too.
It's all about the figure.

retard

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>hur durr its magic
literally the most low iq nigger logic.

Sorceress. She is THE Sorceress.

then why dont they take even 1 minute to explain in game? Because its god awful and lazy nips who have never even seen naked women irl before

What would they gain by being condescending?

Do you demand an explanation that the female characters are wearing compression bras in every game without jiggle physics, as well?

>explaining how things and characters in your game work is condescending
>this is your brain when you can't stop masturbating every 6 hours, every day, forever.

You can just admit you don't care because she makes your millimeter peter hard.

i can’t tell if dark souls 2 ripped this off or if this ripped off dark souls 2.
i had an entire character built around that outfit though

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>Why doesn't the game explain how her boobs work
It doesn't explain how impossible bullshit like magic works.

For how many other games do you insist on in-game explanations of breast support?
That's not normal.

I dont play those games for that reason. just kills my immersion

This is what shit like Metal Gear and FFXIII does to people's brains.

i dont play games with over the top beyond impossible boob physics

why are you in this thread motherfucker

>over the top physics
You were just complaining there wasn't any canonical breast support specified. Make your mind up. Too supported, or too floppy.

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Gravity is lower in the DC world. Look at their fucking jumps.

to shit on cûmbrains who only play shit like this because this because they are completely controlled by their failed male libidos

>Still thinking gamer as an insult works at all
It's not offensive, at best it amuses people, at worst it actually arouses them again. Why did this even become the new buzzword? It's even more retarded than usual.

Oh right, the filter shit. Whatever.

Because while they were trying to force it sadpanda up and fucking died out of nowhere, so it got replies, and people started using it.

> It's unacceptable trying to defend this shit as okay.
its not shit and it is not unacceptable.
> It's not okay.
oh, but it is.

if you have a problem with it, dont play it, if you want your own kind of smut pandering to your proclivities, make it or pay someone to make it.
the only thing unacceptable is trying to smear other peoples enjoyment.

>It's not offensive
the fact you got so triggered so easily just shows how much your libido controls you. Don't believe me? dont fap for 5 days. 5 days is nothing and yet you can't do it, you cant even come close. I bet your dick has been hard twice already this morning.

You are a testosterone junkie, a complete slave to your low IQ nigger libido

Stop liking things things I don't like.

>Gravity is lower in the DC world. Look at their fucking jumps.
extraordinary individuals have extraordinary jump heights, nothing about the movement of ordinary denizens of the world suggests any sort of gravitational deviation from ours.

Ok man just keep saying it. But at least remember to post some of those pics of literal gamers in hentai so at least it's more amusing than your constant bitching.

SO THIS IS THE POWER OF LIMPED DICK POSTERS

>newfag still doesnt understand word filters

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>gamers
Fuck's sake I keep forgetting. Fuck these damn filters.

>She has no support,
she does, it's the same magic that takes care her scant clothing stays PG13.

>Then atleast explain IN GAME
nothing is explained in game, so why would the most unnecessary details about ridiculously romanticised visual designs be?

Are you really this autistic?

ease up with your phallic fixation will you
I don't think anyone wants to hear you fantasize about people's dicks

>is that it was obviously made by someone who has no idea how breasts or gravity work
Kamitani is 50 times the artist you will never be, retard. He probably understands the way physics and gravity works way better than you, which is exactly why he just breaks those rules as he pleases.

Amazon is my wife.

Nooo stop making fun of me! Don't you get it, you replied! I'm superior because you proved me wrong. You mad. You're just mad I'm better than you!

You care more about what people are doing with their dicks than they themselves do.
Think about that for a moment.

Is that what you were trying to do, now? Fix people's libidos by dumping your gay fanficiton?

there is absolutely no reason for not having tits

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>could you perhaps explain to me why none of the men have giant cocks longer and girthier than their legs spilling out of their pants?

Their secondary sex characteristics are exaggerated, much like the women.

The women don't have giant vaginas flopping around everywhere.

>6 years later
>americans are still mad about sorc
get a job

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>WHY ISN'T THIS FANTASY GAME 100% REALISTIC?!
>WHY ARE YOU QUESTIONING ME?!
>THIS ALL PROVES YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT THING I HATE!!
>I WIN I WIN I WIN!!

Were you born an idiot, or did it happen over time?

why don't you get back to writing erotic novellas about user's dick, chump

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You know how it is with protestants.

Oh so this is what it's about, isn't it? You couldn't just check a game on your own to see if you'd like it, you just asked random anons on the internet to decide for you, and now that it's turned out you don't actually like it and were expecting something else (wierd, seeing as DC pretty much advertises what it offers in a single glance) and have really just wasted your money, you're just going to go on an autism crusade against people that do like it.

Kinda funny how you've moved the goalposts so much to reach this point, as well. First it was "I hate how Sorceress' tits don't have an explanation ingame", then it was "You're all cûmbrains and I obviously need to tell you what to do with your dicks" and now it's just "I'm butthurt I wasted my money".

>now he's throwing around his 2012 meme that was dead for seven years and either reddit or resetera revived in order to shit up everything and has to use special characters to post because they were so obnoxious the mods had to filter it

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NOOOOO NOT THE BREASTS MY ONE WEAKNESS HOW COULD YOU

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Protestants make me glad that the Jews won the cultural war to be the aristocracy of this country tbqh

The main problem with all of you complaining faggot sissies is that you think all art and design must conform to your particular taste. Shut up and dilate, already. It's obviously stylized and cartoony. GTFO of here with your whining bullshit double-standards.

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I want to marry and impregnate the Sorceress

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>using the i-word
Now you've done it.

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Brave of you to publicly admit you're only here to shitpost.

Get rekt.

same

gibs

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Did he get banned or something? Where's the shitposts?

what'd I miss

some fat cow walking while recording herself in the usual fat cow angle
wasn't even nsfw so I've no fucking idea what the retard mods are up to now

Low effort trolling what else? Real question is: Can I play the game multiplayer emulating it with Hamachi/other trickery or is it impossible unless I do some shit like letting someone remote into my computer?

What the hell is he on, does he not understand what the word means? Having no tits is one of the main tells of a loli.
So the breasts defying gravity is what ruins the game for you, not the impossibly muscular Dwarf and other characters, and you ignore the fact that you can easily rationalize that she's magic and can hold up her own breasts, or that everyone can jump thrice their height into the air so perhaps gravity isn't a big issue, or that this arcade game is intentionally light on exposition and shouldn't have to explain its artstyle choices.
Okay retard. I'm gonna enjoy the game, alright?

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Dragon's Crown is also a beat-em-up (with rpg elements) and that's probably niche as hell even back on its original platform of ps3/vita. I love beat-em-ups but I have no idea of their appeal to younger people.

You can buy at amazon the two volumes in english (or japanese) but no one bought them or scan them.

Not a whole lot.

I really want to try it out. How well does it run on rpcs3?

>Vanillaware girls
MUH

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PERSONALITY

Looks bad. This is how you pander with male characters.

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DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

sweet dick bro

>No defending it.
It doesn't need defending. The only people who have a problem with it are freaks and weirdos.

Normal, rational people can be like, "Wow, its silly how big those tits are", but then don't think its that relevant to how fucking gorgeous the game is.

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Thanks

>matt spends all day tweeting every single thing that he does day to day instead of drawing more sorceress
fucking hell

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nah man you gotta tweet all day

>The female characters? No defending it
No, it's very easy to defend.
Kamitani made what he wanted and Japanese Publishers respect the views and freedom of the devs and artists to make whatever the fuck they want without any suits telling them to change shit.
If you don't like how Japan operates then go play shitty AAA western games. Japan does whatever the fuck it wants and lets men AND women make whatever the fuck they want to make because that's how they operate.
Want some uptight suits running the show?
Stick to AAA western games.

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muscles aside
it's his glorious mane that does it for me

>rpcs3
but can you multiplayer on it?

>then why dont they take even 1 minute to explain in game?
Because it's like a table top game. You fill in whatever blanks there are with your imagination.
You DO have an imagination right?

wait for real?
sweet

>Why did this even become the new buzzword?
It didn't. Some fags from RetardEra tried to push it because anime tits offend them.

>implying it's not the american reddit niggers that killed /pol/

>Actually enjoying pancake booty.
user...

I just leave this here.

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no mp with the emulator yet

yes, some games wont run with the psn file version though. like demon's soul, you need the disc rip. but dragon's crown works perfect

seems like an upgrade to me

>Still no 4K Grim Grimoire/Muramasa remasters

What the fuck are they thinking?

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Penny Arcade already made a joke about it.

Shut the fuck up, I liked almost everyone in GrimGrimoire and we'll never see them again.

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AHHH DON'T REMIND ME they already did one Muramasa port so I super vaguely hope maybe they'll do it again

Why was Lillet so into Amoretta?

why wouldn't she be? amoretta is pretty interesting magically as a homunculus and loyal as well.

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THE ELFS EYES AAAA

what are you, a faggot? shut your fucking mouth

No artist needs to apologize for their work, ever. Fuck you

Fuck off Romero.

based
BASED

>cocks are analogous to tits

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Mommy!

Lol giant floppy cocks on the guys would make every game 100x more lulzy. This concept would soon become standard. I guarantee it.
Inb4 homo

>hahaha wouldn't it be funny if all the big buff men in this game had their big cocks out
homo

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very playable indeed, even my potato runs it.
Must be the least taxing game on the ps3 library

do i need the rap file too?

>Tfw scared Vanillaware will go bankrupt because of 13 Sentinels.

>I have a problem with big jiggling tits because I'm a faggot

>VANILLAWARE Ltd./NIPPON ICHI SOFTWARE INC.
what the fuck why haven't I heard of this game before this thread, and where can i get it from so i can play this shit?

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>Give males giant cocks
>APPEALING TO MALE FANTASY!
this is the song that never ends.

Since when is looking at dicks gay?

Joey, do you like websites about video game journalism?

goddammit, it still hurts. those are some of my favorite games.

>could you perhaps explain to me why none of the men have giant cocks longer and girthier than their legs spilling out of their pants?
You're trying to compare ilk bags to a man's sexual organ? Also fuck off tranny.

Poor Grunty.

I like both versions of the Sorceress.
Proto Amazon looks like shit. Just looks like a slutty knight who forgot the rest of her lower body armor.

Sheer unlikely optimism case but: they have done Dragon's Crown Pro and Odin Sphere Leifthrasir now, so not like remasters of their old classics is a foreign idea to them. Maybe once they've got Aegis Rim out they'll do Muramasa or GrimGrimoire as their next "in-between" projects to help tide things over while whatever their next actual new IP is worked on.

I mean, can't even say GrimGrimoire would be that much a heavier lift, Odin Sphere was a PS2 title too.