Dragon's Crown and most of the art is beautiful. The female characters? No defending it.
The "everything is so exaggerated" defense, could you perhaps explain to me why none of the men have giant cocks longer and girthier than their legs spilling out of their pants? Because that's what it would take to be as "exaggerated" as the Sorceress. And make sure it flops absolutely EVERYWHERE in motion.
Also, Dragon's Crown was really rated T? I feel like someone was pulling some strings.
>could you perhaps explain to me why none of the men have giant cocks longer and girthier than their legs spilling out of their pants? That's not hot. Now, if the women had those then it would be justifiable.
Carter Rivera
Just what it says. It's unacceptable trying to defend this shit as okay. It's not okay.
Caleb Robinson
>Because the developers are straight Kamitani draws big oily sweaty men in skimpy clothing, I dunno if it's safe to say he's straight.
William Hernandez
More like tall handsome edgy boys with extra broad shoulders
Look just say you're jealous of not having that kind of body. We'll understand.
Angel Carter
And remind tran*ids about their not so secret shame? This is a video game, sir, and these people are the backbone of our great nation
Luis Nguyen
Unacceptable in what way. This appears to be entirely acceptable in terms of both societal and ESRB rating, otherwise it would be banned.
Benjamin Moore
could this be accomplished conventionally?
Xavier Gray
I don't have to defend it because there's nothing wrong with it. If you don't like it then don't play it.
Jordan Johnson
Beauty for the ancients was defined differently for men and women. A giant cock was comical and not a standard of beauty. Sculptors emphasized muscle definition and it's grandeur while minimizing the dick to signify intelligence.
Charles Long
Do you mean that specific body type? Fuck no. Getting bulked and ripped in general? Sure. But you won't be a Roland or Arnold.
Nathaniel Lewis
That nibba looks like he's chiseled from stone, man. Not achievable natty, I'm afraid.
Gavin Bell
Just bought the game "Pro" a week ago. This shit is so much fun. The Beat'm all/MMO-like mix is well balanced, and there's like not a single wasted second, the pacing is all about playing, whenever you're in town (quick shortcut everywhere) or between dungeons (the cooking mini-game).
What a great gem. Also, OP's fucking gay.
Evan Kelly
This. Anyone who compares boobs to dicks, to make a point about double standards between the sexes, is a true moron.
Jack Miller
>Dwarf is so built like a cinder block and shouldn't be able to touch the top of his own head >fighter is so top heavy he shouldn't be able to stand let alone walk >Amazon has legs like braided steel wire >Sorceress is Jessica Rabbit >not to mention all the NPC's who generally follow this pattern
I think people who complain about Sorceresses boobs are idiots but hey its a good excuse for a DC thread and I love DC. Switch/PC port with additional content when?
>references 15yo content without context and expects everyone to get it Literal autism
Nicholas Rodriguez
>with additional content that's the one thing that will never happen they probably won't even add a new stage last piece of content is the tower of mirages, since it's supposed to be replayable pretty much almost infinitely a new stage means they'd probably have to change the tower and that's too much of a pain in the ass from a balance standpoint hopefully it gets a PC port regardless though no PS4 encoder boards allow you to emulate right analog stick movement or do both dpad and left analog separately so the game's outright unplayable with a stick, which is a shame since it begs to be played with one proper customizable controls and enough buttons on PC change that
>Thinks I'm not shitposting as well. Calm yourself.
Anthony Myers
As a matter of fact it isn't.
Aaron Peterson
>The "everything is so exaggerated" defense, could you perhaps explain to me why none of the men have giant cocks longer and girthier than their legs spilling out of their pants? Do you LITERALLY NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SECONDARY AND PRIMARY SEXUAL CHARACTERISTICS? Like what the actual fuck are they teaching you in elementary and high school these days? I'm 35 years old and things were way more puritan even back then but we still got the old "What's Happening To My Body: Book For Boys" (and girls got the girls one) that set out the basics.
Like this isn't even a politics thing or whatever this is universal basic human biology.
Retardation like OP's irritates me more because Sorc and other chars actually has a lot of interesting imagery and sources going into it. It's not even a matter of "exaggerated" alone.
>triggered incel whiteknighting in the hope of one day getting pity pussy
James Hill
Alright niggers. Time to stop taking the bait and turn it into an actual dragon's crown/vanillaware thread. I've been thinking of picking up Dragon's Crown again after dropping it years back now that I hacked my vita. Which class is OBJECTIVELY the most fun to play as?
like, admittedly I was never big on the soft sciences/history and such in college but I actually kind of regret it because the breadth of human history, art and imagery is pretty cool. And I least I know there is more out there to draw on then a few centuries of western civ.
I just want the tabletop thing they added for the japanese version of the remaster to be available in english.
Jonathan Kelly
Elf but only after level 35
Jeremiah Jenkins
has this game ever gone on sale?
Joshua Rodriguez
>but what does Jason Schreier of Kotaku have to say about this? Isn't that the absolute braindead moron that said Sorceress was a loli fantasy?
Noah Phillips
Its Dwarf, anyone who says otherwise is a Charlatan >thowing shit into other shit >air and throw combos >get too swol to control >bombs everywhere >carry two sets of hammers and spam the wrath of god
>tfw everyone used to talk shit about Fighter >He was my main and I'd always get a boner after going ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA and filling the whole screen with crit numbers
Yep, and a bunch of other dumb shit too, then he tried to do a mixture of angry defense, doubling down, deflection, and backtracking all at once. It did lead to some of the better take down responses I've seen though. Vanillaware fans are an interesting bunch.
The men are growers not showers and already proved they're alpha enough to not fuck sluts that they don't need to worry about scooping out cum from gangbang'd sluts.
The real question is why didn't the devs put in more 6'2+ men for the ladies to slock to? Women don't want manlets for children.
>not swelling yourself up in a subconcious effort to try and compete with fit males There might be something wrong with you user.
Jaxon Phillips
It genuinely depends on your style user. They're all good characters and all have their strengths, but some involve somewhat more resource or location management say. Like, do you just want to be able to wade into the thick of things and fuck shit up and bounce all over the place and whatever, or apply the sheer raw DPS but have to be thinking more about elements and what to use and be squishier, or more support or what?
My first play was Wizard, but just because figured that fit me and all of them looked interesting so there was no clear winner.
As other anons have said too though it is fair to say that some have a longer ramp to getting really good, or conversely have somewhat weaker end games. Everyone can fuck shit up though and you're part of a party anyway.
as a guy discovering the game as Wizard long after everyone else had played it out, sure was humbling as a level 40 or something happy to have gotten through my first few second talismans to see in MP how far you could go with it particularly with that cast time reduction gear that must be way later in the game. shit is bonkers.
Nicholas Parker
Tits aren't equivalent to dicks, idiot.
William Morgan
You know, there is an odd kind of beauty to very well muscled men. Within reason, of course.
Luke Harris
Don't talk that way about your mother young man.
Ian Reyes
I agree, user, fuck cowtits.
Zachary Rogers
I like playing as the sorc when I'm doing couch co-op. Giving everyone food is nice and the protection is fucking amazing. I revived the second godess statue yesterday, and so far we're doing pretty well. Any spicy tech for me to be better with her? Is my main damage just the up weapon move or should I invest more in scrolls?
Isaac Price
The average gamer or man in society isn't a literal bronze muscle god. But they exist and inspired the appearance of the character.
The average gamer or woman in society doesn't have breasts as big as the Sorceress. But they exist and inspired the appearance of the character.
Breasts are a sign of nurturing life and sustenance, femininity. A female character having big breasts is not wrong and "unrealistic" because they exist naturally for us humans in real life.
Muscles are a sign of strength and potency, hard work. The dwarf's level of musculature is masculinity as its peak. Healthy males develop strong musculature. It is not wrong and "unrealistic" because they exist naturally for us humans in real life. Yes, even the dwarf's body type can be achieved by extreme bodybuilders.
On top of this, it's fantasy. The Sorceress can have three breasts with one of them shooting magic light beams out of the nipple and these "realism" arguments are just as trashy as they'll ever be. Same for the Dwarf, he could have six muscled arms and if that's what kind of character he is, then that's what kind of character he is.
Stop comparing yourself to video game characters. Only insecure children do this.
Beautiful women with huge tits exist and just because you're not one of them doesn't mean you should go around demonizing all big-breasted women in entertainment.
Strong and built men with huge muscles exist and just because you're not one of them doesn't mean they shouldn't exist in entertainment.
Mason Robinson
FUUUUCK I WANT TO MWWAAAH *POP* HER BOOBS!
Brody Lewis
Aerial fireball drop cancel
Brandon Morris
What a thorough raping.
Brayden Scott
rated T for Tits
Blake Phillips
Men have to be attractive somehow, I guess. Never did completely get what women see in men aesthetically, we're boring as hell.
Bentley Morgan
>Strong and built men with huge muscles exist and just because you're not one of them doesn't mean they shouldn't exist in entertainment.
Lets be real here, almost no one complains about well built men in media. And the few who do get laughed out the room.
Matthew Martinez
Exactly.
Aiden Flores
You may not like it, but this is what peak female character design looks like.
Ian Mitchell
link to his work?
James Cooper
It's not your "job" to define what makes you attractive to them. Not to mention you will never find out anyway because women don't even know exactly what the hell they want themselves. If you're catching yourself many times thinking about the physical attractiveness of men, then I have some news for you...
Joseph Collins
OP is just a simple man who never saw porn or went outside of his house or never watched tv, becuse he dont know there are people like that outside of twitter and there are even people who make BIG FAT LOADS of money because of bodies like dragons crown portraied, my vote is to let OP in peace in his solitude and meditation, go back to your people on twitter OP there are many more like you
>could you perhaps explain to me why none of the men have giant cocks longer and girthier than their legs spilling out of their pants? Why do dipshits and retards keep thinking that breasts are the exact same thing as dicks?
Cooper Hill
source it frend
Oliver Rogers
That's Hitomi Tanaka.
Cooper Foster
>the hyper stylized proportions of the human characters is a nod to famous fantasy artists of the past like Frank Frazetta whose work came to define the high fantasy aesthetic for generations There, artwork successfully defended
Charles Green
Because they are disgusting outie roasties who want to divert the discussion
>the hyper stylized proportions of the human characters are because the artist fucking wanted to do it that way and he will continue to fucking do it if he damn well pleases and if it bothers you how about you learn to draw and draw what you actually want to see There, every artwork ever succesfully defended.
Jonathan Smith
Sorceress is more that just her boobs. Only imbeciles or SJWs think otherwise.
>It's unacceptable trying to defend this shit as okay. It's not okay. It's okay.
Dylan Harris
>Roland is an anagram of Arnold Fuck, that one went over my head
Dominic King
>that bulge jiggle
Leo Baker
I find this picture symbolic and very fitting for here. The frogs/pepes are the Yea Forums anons trying desperately to take a closer inner look to Sorceress' assets.
Vita version itself was a port so I guess it's not impossible. Maybe some Vanillaware ports for PS5 whenever their new title is ready.
Colton Wilson
My how we've fallen...
Aaron Adams
I want to do lewd things to that elf
Charles Foster
Based
Blake Garcia
Adriana Fenice
Gabriel Powell
Fighter x Sorceress
Wizard x Amazon
Dwarf x Food
Elf x Boots
Ryan Nguyen
>people back then like big tiddies >people now like big tiddies
Ryder Anderson
>Not Elf x Rannie Poor Rannie.
Benjamin Hill
Absolutely patrician.
Thomas Perez
If that's truly an issue in your life, get help. Also, tits=/=dicks
William Peterson
Absolutely, Raijin is a cutie.
James White
Rannie give me vibes that he fap to other girls when they're sleeping
Alexander Nguyen
My favorite of his flailings was "If you know about a subject that means you love it and are a part of it!" when people educated him on what lolicon actually means.
Because their dicks are soft. Logically they would have nigger dicks when hard but there's no point of having a hard dick while fighting.
Christian Rivera
Lookat the shnozz on that mermaid. Imagine how fucked up she gets when she gets water in it.
Adam Morgan
>not wading into combat with a full erection at all times What are you, a Space Marine?
Blake Allen
Niggers not welcome
Carter Hernandez
Yes she is hnnnnnnng
Eli Morgan
Anons, should I play this game?
The only things I know about it is Sorceress who I know is famous and regarded as one of the most iconic and sexy vidya girls (I have fapped to her 2-3 times in the past) and the fact that characters from Goblin Slayer were based on this game.
The fantasy isn't broken by the idea they could have sex with other people, but that other people would want to have sex with them. One can only suspend disbelief so far.
you can download the full game from snoys servers with psndl
Julian Cook
It was localized in my country. I bought the two volumes. You're not missing out on much.
Jace Gray
>hurr me sjw >200 replies omitted jesus fucking christ kill yourself you dumbass fucking reddit nigger it's not a fucking competition over who can feed the trolls more
It is kind of shallow depending on who you play (IMO Amazon has the biggest skill gap and she's also the most fun) but I wouldn't say spammy, if you mindlessly spam during the real game you'll be dead in an instant Unlike older Capcom beat 'em ups it's way faster and less juggle/memorization heavy, but the end goal is still to clear rooms flawlessly and character tools for doing so are pretty varied even if it sometimes devolves into metashit IMO the game is at its best when played solo though or 2 players at best Too bad leveling a character up to Inferno which is when the game starts getting fun is kind of a slog, even if you rush it
The main problem with her breasts is that it was obviously made by someone who has no idea how breasts or gravity work. Breasts that big need support or they will just sink and start to sag. She has no support, that top is doing nothing to keep her breasts up. >hurr durr its magic Then atleast explain IN GAME that shes using magic to prop her breasts up but somehow also allows for massive jiggle
>hur durr its magic literally the most low iq nigger logic.
Wyatt Robinson
Sorceress. She is THE Sorceress.
Jayden Phillips
then why dont they take even 1 minute to explain in game? Because its god awful and lazy nips who have never even seen naked women irl before
Isaiah Baker
What would they gain by being condescending?
Carter Martinez
Do you demand an explanation that the female characters are wearing compression bras in every game without jiggle physics, as well?
Robert Brown
>explaining how things and characters in your game work is condescending >this is your brain when you can't stop masturbating every 6 hours, every day, forever.
You can just admit you don't care because she makes your millimeter peter hard.
Gavin Price
i can’t tell if dark souls 2 ripped this off or if this ripped off dark souls 2. i had an entire character built around that outfit though
Gravity is lower in the DC world. Look at their fucking jumps.
Kayden White
to shit on cûmbrains who only play shit like this because this because they are completely controlled by their failed male libidos
Zachary Perez
>Still thinking gamer as an insult works at all It's not offensive, at best it amuses people, at worst it actually arouses them again. Why did this even become the new buzzword? It's even more retarded than usual.
Camden Ortiz
Oh right, the filter shit. Whatever.
Camden Reed
Because while they were trying to force it sadpanda up and fucking died out of nowhere, so it got replies, and people started using it.
Parker Hill
> It's unacceptable trying to defend this shit as okay. its not shit and it is not unacceptable. > It's not okay. oh, but it is.
if you have a problem with it, dont play it, if you want your own kind of smut pandering to your proclivities, make it or pay someone to make it. the only thing unacceptable is trying to smear other peoples enjoyment.
Kayden Cruz
>It's not offensive the fact you got so triggered so easily just shows how much your libido controls you. Don't believe me? dont fap for 5 days. 5 days is nothing and yet you can't do it, you cant even come close. I bet your dick has been hard twice already this morning.
You are a testosterone junkie, a complete slave to your low IQ nigger libido
Nathaniel Martin
Stop liking things things I don't like.
Wyatt James
>Gravity is lower in the DC world. Look at their fucking jumps. extraordinary individuals have extraordinary jump heights, nothing about the movement of ordinary denizens of the world suggests any sort of gravitational deviation from ours.
Charles White
Ok man just keep saying it. But at least remember to post some of those pics of literal gamers in hentai so at least it's more amusing than your constant bitching.
>gamers Fuck's sake I keep forgetting. Fuck these damn filters.
Isaac Sanders
>She has no support, she does, it's the same magic that takes care her scant clothing stays PG13.
Cameron Ross
>Then atleast explain IN GAME nothing is explained in game, so why would the most unnecessary details about ridiculously romanticised visual designs be?
Austin Moore
Are you really this autistic?
Nolan Ramirez
ease up with your phallic fixation will you I don't think anyone wants to hear you fantasize about people's dicks
Jace Cox
>is that it was obviously made by someone who has no idea how breasts or gravity work Kamitani is 50 times the artist you will never be, retard. He probably understands the way physics and gravity works way better than you, which is exactly why he just breaks those rules as he pleases.
Angel Rodriguez
Amazon is my wife.
Levi Perez
Nooo stop making fun of me! Don't you get it, you replied! I'm superior because you proved me wrong. You mad. You're just mad I'm better than you!
Dylan Martin
You care more about what people are doing with their dicks than they themselves do. Think about that for a moment.
Austin Perez
Is that what you were trying to do, now? Fix people's libidos by dumping your gay fanficiton?
Oh so this is what it's about, isn't it? You couldn't just check a game on your own to see if you'd like it, you just asked random anons on the internet to decide for you, and now that it's turned out you don't actually like it and were expecting something else (wierd, seeing as DC pretty much advertises what it offers in a single glance) and have really just wasted your money, you're just going to go on an autism crusade against people that do like it.
Kinda funny how you've moved the goalposts so much to reach this point, as well. First it was "I hate how Sorceress' tits don't have an explanation ingame", then it was "You're all cûmbrains and I obviously need to tell you what to do with your dicks" and now it's just "I'm butthurt I wasted my money".
Ayden Parker
>now he's throwing around his 2012 meme that was dead for seven years and either reddit or resetera revived in order to shit up everything and has to use special characters to post because they were so obnoxious the mods had to filter it
Protestants make me glad that the Jews won the cultural war to be the aristocracy of this country tbqh
Josiah Ramirez
The main problem with all of you complaining faggot sissies is that you think all art and design must conform to your particular taste. Shut up and dilate, already. It's obviously stylized and cartoony. GTFO of here with your whining bullshit double-standards.
Did he get banned or something? Where's the shitposts?
Joshua Gutierrez
what'd I miss
Cooper Jackson
some fat cow walking while recording herself in the usual fat cow angle wasn't even nsfw so I've no fucking idea what the retard mods are up to now
Asher Wright
Low effort trolling what else? Real question is: Can I play the game multiplayer emulating it with Hamachi/other trickery or is it impossible unless I do some shit like letting someone remote into my computer?
Jacob Bailey
What the hell is he on, does he not understand what the word means? Having no tits is one of the main tells of a loli. So the breasts defying gravity is what ruins the game for you, not the impossibly muscular Dwarf and other characters, and you ignore the fact that you can easily rationalize that she's magic and can hold up her own breasts, or that everyone can jump thrice their height into the air so perhaps gravity isn't a big issue, or that this arcade game is intentionally light on exposition and shouldn't have to explain its artstyle choices. Okay retard. I'm gonna enjoy the game, alright?
Dragon's Crown is also a beat-em-up (with rpg elements) and that's probably niche as hell even back on its original platform of ps3/vita. I love beat-em-ups but I have no idea of their appeal to younger people.
Joshua Parker
You can buy at amazon the two volumes in english (or japanese) but no one bought them or scan them.
Carter Robinson
Not a whole lot.
David Garcia
I really want to try it out. How well does it run on rpcs3?
>No defending it. It doesn't need defending. The only people who have a problem with it are freaks and weirdos.
Normal, rational people can be like, "Wow, its silly how big those tits are", but then don't think its that relevant to how fucking gorgeous the game is.
>The female characters? No defending it No, it's very easy to defend. Kamitani made what he wanted and Japanese Publishers respect the views and freedom of the devs and artists to make whatever the fuck they want without any suits telling them to change shit. If you don't like how Japan operates then go play shitty AAA western games. Japan does whatever the fuck it wants and lets men AND women make whatever the fuck they want to make because that's how they operate. Want some uptight suits running the show? Stick to AAA western games.
muscles aside it's his glorious mane that does it for me
Evan Morales
>rpcs3 but can you multiplayer on it?
Matthew Hall
>then why dont they take even 1 minute to explain in game? Because it's like a table top game. You fill in whatever blanks there are with your imagination. You DO have an imagination right?
Xavier King
wait for real? sweet
Dominic Nelson
>Why did this even become the new buzzword? It didn't. Some fags from RetardEra tried to push it because anime tits offend them.
Zachary Roberts
>implying it's not the american reddit niggers that killed /pol/
very playable indeed, even my potato runs it. Must be the least taxing game on the ps3 library
Andrew White
do i need the rap file too?
Nolan Gomez
>Tfw scared Vanillaware will go bankrupt because of 13 Sentinels.
Charles Barnes
>I have a problem with big jiggling tits because I'm a faggot
Nathan Baker
>VANILLAWARE Ltd./NIPPON ICHI SOFTWARE INC. what the fuck why haven't I heard of this game before this thread, and where can i get it from so i can play this shit?
>Give males giant cocks >APPEALING TO MALE FANTASY! this is the song that never ends.
Juan Scott
Since when is looking at dicks gay?
Hunter Hernandez
Joey, do you like websites about video game journalism?
Eli Perez
goddammit, it still hurts. those are some of my favorite games.
Adam Ward
>could you perhaps explain to me why none of the men have giant cocks longer and girthier than their legs spilling out of their pants? You're trying to compare ilk bags to a man's sexual organ? Also fuck off tranny.
Christopher Foster
Poor Grunty.
Matthew Mitchell
I like both versions of the Sorceress. Proto Amazon looks like shit. Just looks like a slutty knight who forgot the rest of her lower body armor.
Ian Sullivan
Sheer unlikely optimism case but: they have done Dragon's Crown Pro and Odin Sphere Leifthrasir now, so not like remasters of their old classics is a foreign idea to them. Maybe once they've got Aegis Rim out they'll do Muramasa or GrimGrimoire as their next "in-between" projects to help tide things over while whatever their next actual new IP is worked on.
I mean, can't even say GrimGrimoire would be that much a heavier lift, Odin Sphere was a PS2 title too.