>Jesus Strikes Back: Judgment Day is a PC shooter that allows you play as Jesus Christ alongside a number of figures beloved by the alt-right, including Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, Vladimir Putin, Jair Bolsonaro, Pepe the Frog and Brenton Tarrant, the Christchurch Mosque gunman who killed 51 people in March of this year.
>The objective of the game is to kill a variety of different enemies, including "Social Justice Warriors," "Feminazis," gay and trans people, migrants, Democrats, Antifa and abortion doctors.
>Some of the video game boss battles see you fight characters based on Democratic politicians including Barack Obama, Bernie Sanders, Nancy Pelosi, Ilhan Omar and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
>The game can be purchased online for $14.88, an apparent reference to the secret code used by neo-Nazis and white nationalists to signify their ideology based on the white supremacist slogan, "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."
It's okay when WE do politics in vidya. Nothing wrong with trolling the libtards epic style.
Landon Perry
Every time journalists try to mold my opinion with descriptors like “sick” it backfires. I read sick like cool.
Nicholas Allen
Oh look, a shitty shovelware game marketed towards autistic edgelords who will buy it in droves just to feel a small sense of community in their other wise shattered lives.
>2Genderz Productions is a safe space for the most oppressed minorities in the world – epic gamerz, frens and chads. Non-gamerz are not allowed here and will be immediately sent back to their countries once discovered. Yeah, this was made by ResetEra. Still kinda based.
Gavin Scott
>enrolled The left will literally never get the military to support their party, they dont even care enough to learn the most basic terminology.
Ryder Cooper
I thought you people didn’t like politics in videogames
Evan Price
every god damn time
Nolan Edwards
Absolutely based and RP game.
Jack Taylor
I can't tell if the artist was just a retard or an actual genius playing 5D chess for drawing those soldiers all holding guns that look like the AK-74.
Dylan Lopez
what a boring and low-effort attempt to be edgy
Alexander Jenkins
It's okay if they are politics that we support.
Jeremiah Howard
The left doesn’t even want a domestic military to exist.
Ethan Evans
>no! don't do what we do lol and wew
Luke Scott
>look up the game's website >the most low effort shitpost of a website ever Might as well be reddit
Camden Hughes
>The left will literally never get the military Yeah, studies have shown that if you build muscle mass and get more test in your system, you tend to hate the left. That's why military men don't mesh well with basedboy commies.
Logan Carter
Politics controlling video games is more accurate but personally i just don't like gay shit
Xavier Rodriguez
does it have multiplayer?
Blake Long
>murder all those nazis >kill all racists >nooooo, don't hurt antifa terrorist commies What did they mean by this?
Andrew Gutierrez
This but unironically.
Jonathan Foster
no one cares but the clickbait shit leftoids that are blowing it out of proportion
Logan Bennett
fpbp
Ethan Morgan
Gotta die for israel goy
Ryan Collins
>that quote >this was made by ResetEra Yeah, kinda suspected this.
Hudson Collins
>Here in America we love our freedom of free speech and expression >BUT BAN THIS SICK FILTH
Daniel Cooper
>left gets mad >right dances epic style over imagined epic victorywin >game disappears in like a week cause its shit does anyone actually look at these fuckin' games? youtube.com/watch?v=MBbPy7VPkOM ignoring the edgy/redpill shit, this looks like an awful asset-flip game that's terribly optimized it's like that school shooter game all over again why the fuck is anyone talking about this
Ayden Brooks
It shouldn't. It's an absurd drain on the national economy, serves no legitimate purpose beyond enforcing the will of shitty corporations and Israel, and the military industrial complex is singlehandedly responsible for every problem in this country today. Don't believe me? Then ask yourself this. Who actually benefits the most from generations of sexually frustrated, lonely, bitter, disenfranchised, and generally unsuccessful young men more than the United States military? Feminism, women's sexual liberation, and the current sexual economy of America in 2019 are a direct result of the efforts of the government aimed at making generations of men more angry, aggressive, hyped up on violence, and with nothing to live for in order to create the perfect soldiers. That's a redpill the right refuses to swallow, but it's the truth. Things are the way they are now because they are the ideal conditions to bring in neverending supply of willing volunteers to throw in a meatgrinder that prints money for the corrupt elite.
>game disappears in like a week cause its shit Woah no shit. These games are not supposed to be good. They're just shitposts in vidya form made to get a reaction.
Chase Rogers
>tfw was actually considering joining because I had nothing else to live for shit user you’re right
Christopher Martin
It’s okay when triple A jews do it and call it wolfenstein
Hunter Lewis
>not fighting the armies of the ZOG with the Anti-Christ as the penultimate boss before confronting Lucifer's colossal black hand reaching up towards heaven which endlessly spews a constant horde of demons--the weak point is Solomon's Ring it wears, disregard the Apostles shatter the Seal
Dominic Powell
>Enrolled
Grayson Perez
>i make big poopy in living room to own libs yeah no shit, I'm asking why anyone is celebrating this like a victory you could shout nigger in a mall for less money and time and get the exact same attention, retard
Logan Moore
kek
Jordan Sanchez
Ow the edge.
Anthony Sanders
Someone should forbid millennials from talking about politics or having opinions, they are way too autistic.
this video game will be shut down before it is ever released
Hudson Moore
Can I play as Moonman?
Josiah Jenkins
It's a lefty false flag anyway. Look up how the company introduces itself.
Ethan Sanchez
no one is
Jayden Roberts
>we Never heard of the game until the "outrage" on social media. The fact the game isn't available on Steam, Epic Store, or crowd funding sites should tell you that "we" never made it.
Evan Sanders
im not paying for this shit but i will absolutely play it someone post magnet link
Anyone got the edit where he dabbing and they say they joined for Israel not to get education/tuition/employment
Ryder Reyes
This is a decently thought out paranoid conspiracy as far as the wrong ones go, but it's more like things just turn out that way, and it's not like the military needs feminism, or feminism needs the military.
Caleb Smith
I'm surprised they bothered to contact payment processors and all of that.
Easton Allen
Who the fuck is celebrating? We're laughing at the ZOG media getting all buttflustered about this. >WAAAH STOP HAVING FUN lmao centrist cuck.
So you didn't read the company introduction. Well, do that first. Only you want to ban the other guys.
Jacob Peterson
They can do that, but don't expect "Nazis" to buy your game.
Adrian Martin
leftist cant stop taking the bait They are the easiest people to ever get (you)s from in real life
Wyatt Cooper
Yes, gamers were complaining for decades about Wolfenstein being naziphobic
Jace Morris
t. autistic boomer
Dylan Butler
Maybe because it’s frustrating dealing with stupid people who are smug?
Oliver Smith
Why do the troops appear to be 60+ years old?
Zachary Jenkins
That guy in the picture looks jewish
Michael Robinson
I know. All that said, the military can still be a path to some good careers, if you're reasonably intelligent. Just not so much the Army or Marines. Go Air Force or Navy if you have to; let them train you in current tech related fields like computer science, drones, engineering, nuclear power, etc or languages to become a linguist/translator. If you're smart about it, you can still game this shitty system and get a decent life, moreso after leaving the service since you'll have the skills and experience needed to get good civilian jobs and the veteran status that many companies are mandated to give preference to. But recruiters are trained to manipulate you into the shitty jobs that send you to places like Afghanistan with a rifle and the thoughts and prayers of a grateful nation to help you sleep at night instead. Don't fall for the tricks and don't sign anything until you know for sure what you are signing up for and that you actually want it. Also, if you have a college degree, don't enlist, try to apply for officer school programs. Otherwise, avoid the trap if there are other things you'd rather do in life. They designed this system to prey on that mindset and it works very well.
>tell someone in /agdg/ to make a shitpost game for the easy media attention >they actually do it, the madman
Josiah Watson
No one is forcing them to stay there
Michael Murphy
I was Army and got the linguist job, all you have to do is not be dumb and score full on the ASVAB
Julian Rogers
more like Left: political incorrect (good) Right: political correct (bad)
Benjamin Young
>Just not so much the Army or Marines.
They can still be viable if you're starting from zero. My brother knew the Marines would be shit but he hung in there as a mechanic, used whatever programs they have to get into college, and now has a pretty cushy office job.
Are we really at the point where the free speech of video games is going to get attacked cause wrong politics? I'm about ready to just make the shitposted game I can.
>Bioshock has an anti-lolbertarian message >New Vegas has an anti-imperialist message >everyone loved them because its done properly >SJWs still act like theres a bias against lefty messages because they cant do it right
Nathaniel Richardson
They mean 'sick' as in 'rad', right?
Zachary Gutierrez
>... Now that is a good shitpost
Matthew Green
Yeah because the guy in the OP is totally a millennial
Eli King
Imagine being part of the group that joined during the election rofl I remember shitting on bush and jack thompson back in my day
>Bioshock has an anti-lolbertarian message Ryan failed because he began to violate his own libertarian principles. Don't get me wrong, any liberalism is cancer, but that's not the point of the game.
This was always the crux of the issue. A lot of attempts at approaching political commentary in modern media have about all the finesse of a 15 yr old using the Daily Show as their main source for a school report.
Cooper Edwards
Jesus would hate the modern GOP and youre delusional if you think otherwise. And dont take this as jesus would support the dnc either, but the GOP is disgusting.
You motherfuckers would turn Jesus away at the border. Dude is literally a refugee
Alexander Sanders
>being an epic hatred-tier edgelord is "doing it right lmao
Carson Russell
The right don't make many games so when there's a game that's "based and redpilled", incels line up.
Ayden Hughes
No joke, I would buy it, but only for preservation purposes, even knowing I give money to leftists. Sadly, I'm a third worlder.
Disband the military and get fucjed by russ*an and chink cock forever. Then again you'd probably like that you evolutionary dead end.
Camden Roberts
The only ones shilling this are leftists clickbaiters
Nathaniel Smith
>enrolled >I joined the military to protect israel, not america! >NYT
Mason Walker
b-but, Yea Forums always been rightwing circlejerk now pay $15 to own the libs you faggot
Angel Sullivan
Congratulations on completely missing the joke
Nathan Hill
This reminds me of when Hatred came out and people unironically bought a mediocre top down shooter that’s 3 hours long because they thought it was a right leaning game or something.
This game probably won’t be fun.
Xavier Harris
No one liked Hatred, your argument keeps falling apart retard
Austin Stewart
>china winning trade war, and video games >china beating america economically >the EU is happier than ever with uk shitting itself >canada and america are losing to chinks BROOOOS TRUMP GENERAL BROS HOW DO WE BEAT IT
Imagine being part of the group that joined during gamergate Everyone shit on bush and thompson
Samuel Russell
Behind every smug reaction image is a very scared and afraid shill. You'd better be afraid, because its not basement dwellers you're dealing with.
Dylan Lewis
+10 credit score
Winnie the Pooh
Mason Torres
>Pepe the Frog Dudes gonna get sued.
Jordan Wood
this game is hatred tier edge you dumbfuck
Alexander Murphy
>game development required at least basic knowledge of programming languages, 3d modelling or sprite/texture work >game dev is dominated by leftists gee, i wonder why
Never heard of this sick, disgusting game before. Thanks MSM for bringing this to my attention :)
Asher Myers
You're right, it isn't cute nor funny.
Benjamin Scott
Non-American here. I'm curious, who does the artist of that comic think the US military should be invading instead?
Blake Torres
>I hate seeing right wing politics on Yea Forums so Im going to try to 404 the thread
triggered
Jacob Murphy
Just play the /pol/ doom wad.
Samuel Ramirez
No. It would imply that diversity is politics, when it's just jewish circlejerk.
Justin Thompson
>joining the military to protect poppy fields in Sandistan so pharma companies can kill your little brother back home in the trailer park with fentanyl
>Dude we're super smart that's why we don't know how economics or biology work More like all the tech companies are in California and if you're a conservative in California you're at risk of getting lynched at this point.
>Dude is literally a refugee Matthew 15:21-28 And Jesus went away from there and withdrew to the district of Tyre and Sidon. And behold, a Canaanite woman from that region came out and was crying, Have mercy on me, O Lord, Son of David; my daughter is severely oppressed by a demon. But he did not answer her a word. And his disciples came and begged him, saying, Send her away, for she is crying out after us. He answered, I was sent only to the lost sheep of the house of Israel. But she came and knelt before him, saying, Lord, help me. And he answered, It is not right to take the children's bread and throw it to the dogs. She said, Yes, Lord, yet even the dogs eat the crumbs that fall from their masters' table. Then Jesus answered her, O woman, great is your faith! Be it done for you as you desire. And her daughter was healed instantly.
Ryan Reed
>no u Let me remind you that it was you snowflakes who were first outraged by flags.
not that person but >being so new you don't know the dilate, have sex, seethe, cope tree you lost bro
Matthew Lewis
Game looks pretty bad, and progressives being angry about video games isn't really newsworthy. You can find that every day on every platform in every genre. Meh.
Joseph Jones
I still watch the trailer once every month to remind myself where we are headed
>people clutching their pearls over, when boiled down, art.
Austin Garcia
>conman zionist faggot calls muslim congressdyke unAmerican for not being zionist enough >"BASED MAN IS BASED" I feel like I'm living in a cuckoo clock
This is a pro trad website now you cuck Neolibs just suck on betos penis all day
Robert Turner
Or his redditor friends think it's quirky and funny but anyone outside of that extremely insular community think it's cringy as fuck.
Ethan Howard
Generally speaking, like a lot of alt/punk/goth things, it gains traction among trend followers who think doing a thing will make them unique. Kinda like how teens smoke or drink to rebel and be non-conformist, not realizing fucking everyone does these things, and it is in fact the most predictable thing they could do.
Jayden Cox
Yea Forums does the same anytime a game has a faggot or a nigger in it Seriously though, like out of all the things to get a tat.of he got pickle rick
Kevin Diaz
>pro trad website >all these porn boards and /mlp/ existing LMFAO do you think you are in good company retard
Cooper Collins
>people need to just stop hating all the black imigrants and not real syrians refugees of countries that we have been attacking and just take a couple million more in
Kevin James
Why do lefties hate good video games like this?
Mason Miller
So they made a game about mass shooters? Art mimics life I guess.
Christian Morris
>CumHead only thinking about porn
Lol
Levi Cruz
What a weird way to say it's hip to be square.
Owen Adams
sigh.,. cAN SOMEONE SAY ONE THING THAT IS WRONG WITH THIS, THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS AT ALL
god i hate neolib Yea Forums OS FUCKING MUCHJ
Alexander Gomez
this but unironically
Dominic Evans
That fact that this strawman image exists proves its true
Jaxson Peterson
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i'm not thinking about it, these are things that are allowed on the site and have been intentionally put on the website and you think its "trad" you're a braindamaged retard
Angel Carter
politics are based when it's mine being represented!!!
Landon Hall
Yeah, I know bikers are totally following punk trends. I bet that's why prison tattoos are so common, so many goths in prison.
YAAS QUEEN(of non specified gender) OWN THEM EVIL DRUMF SUPPORTING NAHTZES
Charles Cook
That's wrong with having a tattoo of Trump on your ass? Nothing wrong with it. He's a worthless sack of shit and literally the worst president the US has ever had, but if you wanna tattoo him on your ass, go for it.
Colton Cooper
Actually strawman posts
Josiah Johnson
>and abortion doctors. They've done nothing wrong. Only trash that doesn't deserve to be born to begin with gets aborted.
Jackson Brooks
It's a welcome reprieve from the onslaught of goodthink, at least
Jack Sanders
It's about time you realized that everyone involved in modern politics is retarded.
Owen Gomez
no one is defending it you retard, it's shit on the website you are a degenerate if you use Yea Forums
Dominic Moore
Oh now you are admitting both sides are bad? Time to post that strawman image I fucking hate Yea Forumssometimes
Levi Long
Did you say the same thing to the millions of games making epic fun of drumpf? If not, then shut the fuck up faggot
Brayden Gomez
What is actually wrong with degeneracy?
Easton Johnson
You don't know what strawman means. Fuck off, retard.
Jaxon Miller
>the only thing that makes the US the lone superpower in the world is their military >just get rid of it bro
Easton Nelson
Seeing /pol/ suck off Putin never ceases to surprise me. It's on par with fat bearded guy putting on dress and expecting to be called a woman.
Wyatt Rodriguez
ah, the radical centrist is here telling how he is superior for not giving a shit
Parker Nelson
Millions? Name 10.
Cameron Foster
Yeah it looks like that, I think 30 bucks is a little steep for both games but I do want to support the creator. Maybe I'll wait for a sale.
>he is superior for wanting to enslave everyone on both sides for being absolute retards ftfy, and it's true
Brandon Sanchez
>pay $15 to ((((mystery based video man))))
Adam Phillips
Youtube ECelebs
Colton Sullivan
Your body is a temple. You don't put stupid graffiti on a temple.
Jonathan Mitchell
This must be a CIA setup
Angel Reed
>New Vegas is anti authoritarian >when Mr. House and Caesar's plans are the only ones that would realistically work
Caleb Mitchell
>Deleted >36 results lul
Ethan Sanders
CIA isn't this retarded.
Nolan Garcia
You over-estimate the hell out of the CIA
Elijah Walker
There are far more than 10 on the ios appstore alone but that's not even the point. The point is people like you are full of shit. You like to act smug and tell people they shouldn't care about politics in gaming until it's politics you don't like
>getting triggered by censorship >insults >gettting triggered by woke liberal politics >insults As someone else said: if it's so inconsequential nobody should be triggered by it, why bother adding it at all? Stop sucking cock, plain and simple. All the more if you're a woman. You're every bit as retarded as the people who claim "cunt" shouldn't be an insult because it's sexist, or "puto". Whoever gets offended first is always wrong to the very absolute end, and this shit was started by the liberals decades before some christcuck complained about Mortal Kombat in the 90s.
why do all shitty asset flips have a Z at the end of their names? Is this one on purpose?
Ayden Walker
holy shit yea they think its ok to be invading but not to be protecting our country from being invaded. most stupid shit in america is like this all day long. they have repeated it so much it seems like the norm, so they do it to keep it ingrained in the cattles brain
Christopher Nelson
>"what would happen if we just humiliated and ridiculed a smart dude all the time for no reason" >pays a bunch of college professors to ridicule a smart dude for reason >smart dude predictably loses his fucking mind >becomes luddite and becomes unabomber >"huh, that was cool, anyway-" they absolutely are this retarded
Evan Anderson
ok I'm starting to think this thread is getting very based now.
Jason Collins
GOTY
James Robinson
Not gonna lie, you guys are reaching cringe levels not even the SJWs have been able to dream of
Parker Sullivan
No one will notice this but I tapped to the Paz and Chico tapes in mgsv
Jacob Phillips
Looks like the leftists won again.
Mason Diaz
>$1000 stylistic piece by a professional artist that complements the contours of the body >stupid graffiti
Aaron Peterson
These people aren't the least bit interested in preserving America lol
Tyler Rogers
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America was founded on liberal values, tho. The French Revolution was inspired by the American Revolution, and both were inspired by Enlightenment ideals and were carried out by Freemasons.
Evan Green
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Do we really need a military? What's the point of having them around since they do nothing to protect America and I feel like they can easily be turned against the average citizen at the snap of a finger.
I mean...what good are they if we have foreign invaders jumping the border and we have foreigners ruling over us.
