Gachabrains pay money to get married to pixels

>gachabrains pay money to get married to pixels

You can't make this shit up.

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Azur Lane gives you your first ring for free
They force you to pay to enter polygamous relationships
Polygamous relationships are impure, so they give you the incentive to marry only one that you actually care about, giving weight to your ring
Based Azur Lane dabbing on faithlessness

play magia record, there are only lesbians here

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don't you have a smash thread to make, faggot

Rent free.

imagine coming to Yea Forums to complain about waifus, you are a special kind of retard

Partially wrong.

Nobody actually picks Javelin over Laffey.

Complaining about gacha, not muh waifu you inbred retard

>people unironically justify the existence of gacha games
Its horrifying.

>implying all gachas do this

better than getting married to a 3d woman and lose your shit when she divorced you, bonus point for taking your kids away

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I've played pretty much every big gacha game there has been over the past five years and never spent a single cent on any of them. Get some fucking self-control, dumbasses.

>Javelin is free
>you get a free ring
What exactly am I paying for again?

I did. I like both of them and I think Laffey makes better doujin fodder but Jabberin is my wife.

azure lane is pretty fun for a gacha trash

>I've played pretty much every big gacha game there has been over the past five years
>Get some fucking self-control

>cut out the important part
Absutely pathetic, you literally have no argument outside of shitposting the same threads 5 times a day.

Why do they hate us?
We never hurt anyone.

You make gacha threads and it hurts my eyes to look at

>implying I make these threads

I played FGO for a year and even I can admit the game is complete garbage. Then again I never spent money on it and still got everything I wanted. Makes you wonder how many levels of denial you'd have to be to actually think these games are good.

Humans pay money for vastly more vapid reasons, like seeing other humans dance semi naked on a pole while drinking overpriced dog piss

I dunno, a game is good to me if I enjoy it.
Simple? Maybe.
But it works.

>beer hater
Yikes.

I just have a bias against alcohol.

Alcohol is humanity's friend.

Why would you marry Jav though

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fuck off Yang

Well it's not my friend.
Guess I am inhumane.