Kojima save us death stranding

Cdpr drone COPE
HAAHAHAHAHA

Is your comma key just broken or something? For the love of god, learn English.

edit: thanks for the reply! ill work on it, fine sir!

why does this upset people?
just dont play on it?

Seething

>he knew he was about to get fired dumbass
that only apply to P.T.
MGSV carried his message, if you like or not, fucking niggerfaggots. keep bitching cause your headcannon doesn't fit the game or the lore.

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yeah it totally doesnt apply to the very last game he made at kojima, as he was in the process of being demoted and fired

How much would you? I'm looking to make some easy money.

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because there are certain things that difficulty settings don't usually modify and if someone that can't play video games can easily beat DS on very easy then it'll probably be overly simple outside of some difficulty-modified stealth or combat sequences
unless very easy makes the game essentially 2D where your only inputs are forward and backward and you're on a track

they still feel it

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I agree user you should play Call of Duty instead, great game

I find it pretty funny that his hideojinks bothers your kind so much

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I'm not a gaming journo, so no.

>he thinks comma is only used in english
American retardation

He's clearly talking about Hideo and not Kojima you dumb fuck

that reading comprehension tho

soon we'll need a triggerwarning on Yea Forums when talking about kojima or games he made. otherwise the REEEEEEEEE'ing would be way too much.

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What was Hideo's best game?

Dude please gtfo

stay cucked, dicklet

I'm starting to get sick of Keanu. I used to think he was a just nice dude, but it's starting to come off as weakness disguised as virtue.

he's a good actor. i don't mind if CDPR use his likeness for their game but fucking hell i cringed when he took the stage at E3 and mumbled his shit.

I like Keanu as an actor, but it used to be that it was known that he was a generous guy. Then his PR people started using that meme to sell John Wick 3, and turned it in to an ugly thing. Then, "YOU'RE ALL BREATHTAKING!" And now every other day I see some documentation of him being Mr. Nice Softspoken Guy. It's getting to be too much, and I'm starting to wonder if he's doing it for admiration whether he realizes that or not.

kys

Why would you treat the word God like a proper noun and not capitalize the g? Are you afraid of atheists?

will he finally retire after DS's flop

he's not writing a fucking essay, he's responding to a faggot on Yea Forums

Maybe because his god is not the jewish Yahweh?

neck yourself

GOTT'EM

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Based.

His god is an impersonal material thing? Like air?

His god can be whatever the fuck he wants it to be. When did Christians, Jews and Muslims got a monopoly to the word "god"?

you guys are retarded.

"being nice is a weakness"
wow you guys are faggots.

faggot.

Not what I said. But, sometimes niceness is used to cover weakness or nihilism, and I don't find that type of niceness particularly worthy of respect. I especially don't like it when it is used as a marketing device.

> Those men and women who slaved away while you sat around taking photos of your tea and watching movies to steal ideas from.

While he sat on the casting couch and fucked Joosten all day until he threw her away like a used cock sleeve. Now he upgraded to boning real Hollywood slutties.

He's going for that Weinstein shit.

he has always been a nice guy and takes the world one step at a time.

you would too if you lost everything.

It's Kojima. I'm sure he'll throw in a boss that tuned to max difficulty just to balance it out.

eat a crumpet and have piss you fuckin numpty

This is "vote with your wallet" tier bad.
Stop encouraging shitty ass gaming development habits.

I get that, and maybe I'm being too hard on the guy, but I wish he'd realize that his niceness is being used as PR tactics. "Save us, Hideo!!" give me a break. Save us from what? Oh, we're all in this together... lost on this forgotten planet... and we need lovable Engrish speaking man to save us with his movie-game. It's just retarded. It's like when politicians do photo ops handing out paper towels after a hurricane. Maybe it's more genuine with Keanu, but it's all like some weird niceness fetishism.

The "vote with your wallet" thing WOULD work if people weren't retarded.

Not this guy and I hate SJW with a burning passion, but why wouldn't "vote with your wallet" theoretically work? If people don't like something, they won't buy that something and that affects sales and revenue.

I hope this "game" flops

This. The PR campaign is pretty obvious. I don't think it reflects on his character at all, it's just advertising. But it is obnoxious, just like any fucking meme culture campaign.

Haha okay just bitch about it on a Mongolian fishing board then I'm sure someday the world will give you the attention you crave

Look, shit the fuck up, faggots.
Okay? Yeah.

>every corporate marketer in the industry jumping on "muh breathtaking keanu" hypetrain to get a free reputation bump from gullible sheep normies
This industry disgusts me. How did everything turn to shit that fast?

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Not him but think about it. Advertisement. Marketing. There are entire industries to program people into buying shit that they don't really want or need or that isn't the best product.

i believe companys would jsut look for other paying customers and suit the game for their needs instead of catering to bitching, obnoxious NEETs. that shit only works for SJW cause they can paint themselves as a marginalized group thats needs help.
shit thing but what can anyone do about that?

It wont work because you have
1. Blind loyalist who buy a game no matter what
2. Whales who do nothing, but spend a shitload load of money on a game and its dlc, almost enough to cover 300 people
and
3, the worst offender: People buying games out of spite; the "doing it for the lulz" culture that has gone full retard ever since the 2016 election that has people buying games based on their political views

gaymergate, unironically.

>His god can be whatever the fuck he wants it to be.
This is true. Just like cutting off my penis made me in to a girl. So sick of people thinking everything has to be "logical."

Wow, people like a good actor. This has never occurred in the industry before. It has truly gone to le shit

He just needed to not let the fucking audience interrupt so much. I don't ever want to hear the fucking crowd of journos going WWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO to anything as much as they did this year.

He was a good actor in the 90s
Its pretty played out by now tbqhwy

You don't even know what "logic" is, dumbass.

you take childrens toys too seriously so im gonna buy some games you hate out of spite
what other games do you hate bro

wow, a Yea Forums poster hates what everyone likes! what a surprise...
if anything is played out its this

There's nothing you can do by shitposting on the internet. Spend your minutes elsewhere than shouting angrily into a hole.

What shitty ass posts

>implying Kojima hasn't had a keanu poster on his wall since point break

A lot of people just gravitated to him right now because he has no dirt on him so everyone can like him without thinking about politics or some shit like that.

Of course I do. I am an Atheist, and by default this makes me the most logical form of primate.

Didn't he date a transexual?

Awful post

???

are you illiterate or retarded something wtf I literally said he's a good actor

When you get some hair on your ass you will not feel this way.

I hate Faggot Reaves
I hope he gets shit on his thumb and accidentally licks it off on impulse

you dont seem to be able to convey what you actually mean then

Ignore him. Don't you recognize these kinds of posts from their writing style? There are some fucked people here in Yea Forums that have nothing to do but argue and shitpost about everything.

They don't even have an agenda, they just do so "for the lulz". Many have admitted it.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with Keanu's cute gf(male).

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>noooo kojima-san pureeease you cant just take keanu from us!!

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I know what you're saying and I noticed it too. Ultimately I'd doesn't matter either way but I'd seriously doubt he wouldn't notice. Maybe he just rolls with it. I mean, being genuinely nice in real life and being obnoxiously nice as a public figure aren't mutually exclusive.

this schizophrenic thought process is ruining the board

This game sill be the best damn walking simulator there ever was

>Death Stranding… even now, I don’t understand the game. Its world view, gameplay, they are all new. My mission is to create a genre that does not currently exist, and which takes everyone by surprise. There is, naturally, a risk in that…

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Funny, but this actually never occurred in the industry before.

You don't see any "good" actors which isn't true, keanu played only in b tier garbage after matrix, but that's not that case running around casually appearing in the game studios, promoting their shit, pretending they just like the game and don't have any monetary obligations, like Keanu does here.

This is a new dirty trick in the marketer's book which became available due to Keanu's known personality of being a simple man close to ordinary people. So now marketers use him to say "gee look we are just like you look keanu the ordinary popular superstar guy is with us buy our game".

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Yeah, but the "Save us, Hideo!" and "You're all b-BREATHTAKING!" shit is over the top, and you'd think he'd even be trying to tone it down a bit given how every little thing he does is spun by his PR people as an act of holiness. Treating the grips on a movie-set as human beings, and being a charitable guy are different. That sounds like genuinely decent stuff he does with no expectation of getting something out of it. But, it's like he's cooperating fully with turning what was once considered a reputation of genuine kindness in to a joke. I hate to see that, and at best I'm thinking he's being naive, and doesn't understand that he's helping his weird jew handlers turn a beautiful thing in to another marketing ploy.

People don't need another reason to believe that being a good person is only worth it if you get paid or admired for it.

I do agree somewhat with the later post, but also to be fair I actually met him just before he began filming for JW3 (Came by to the barn I own a horse at to learn how to ride them) and was a pretty cool dude, I didn't sense him bullshitting at all and I'm usually pretty cynical about this shit.
I do think his PR people are pushing things around though otherwise.

anyone saved the video of the death stranding story leak from gamescom?