Less than a week until the most badass game of 2019 comes out. Get hype!

might watch some "no commentary" playthrough a month from now like i used to do when i had a shit PC and was too poor to buy new games. now i'm just too poor to buy new games.

trannies happened. that and gameplay footage which just looked like GTA but retro-futuristic or whatever.

i never watched the gameplay sweet jesus if thats the case its worse than i thought

The game looked like shit. and they killed SupMatto

He's talking about BL3, not CyberPunk

Don't worry, Randy paid for your copy.

>Most badass game

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

(I know, you're all going to call me a faggot or something)

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>We live in a time, where Yea Forums would take such obvious bait, without a second thought.

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Yea Forums is Tsundere for Borderlands. How cute.

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EGS exclusively and Randy shenanigans

This board gets more retarded by the hour.

sucks that its not on steam because all my friends are waiting for it to come out on steam so I have no reason to buy it on pc now so I'll just get it on ps4 for the single player

Randy being a giant cocksucker for Epic

2K and gearbox have done everything in their power short of chucking babies off skyscrapers to push customers away. Most notably sending private investigators to a superfan's house to harass him because he reposted a blurry preview screencap of a talent tree of a character that was from a tester stream. Harassed him to the point he shut his channel down in fear. Even if I had the inclination to buy it, that series of events would have absolutely turned me away. It's revolting.

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>Still caring about Epic
Have fun "protesting" while millions of people play GOTY because they aren't petty manchildren who refuse to download another client.

I don't have too little or too many chromosomes, so I'm not hyped for dogshit.

Who's excited for female psychos?

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I already Pre-ordered my copy on the EGS. I just wanted to explain why people preemptively hate the game.

idk what these people will do when egs kills steam....

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Sheep like you should be dragged out into the street and beaten.

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Can't wait for the porn.

>butthurt fedora Linux user

How is this an opinion to be taken seriously?

I think my dick is legitimately confused

>x will kill steam!
geeze never heard this line before.
now tell me how steam is a monopoly despite there being numerous pc game clients.

Who was hyped?

?

>huurrrrrrrr it dun madur cuz it dun afek ME
I don't care what skin color you are or what you stick your dick in, you are subhuman and deserve extermination.

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>part time skiddie wants to game on linux
>no support for it
>WAAAAH PLZ CATER TO ME

Literally tumblr tier.

It's going to be fun, not gonna.let shitposters and contrarians change my opinion on that.

>phoneposting

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Epic exclusive. Randy being a scumbag pedophile. Gearbox and 2K being greedy as fuck. The whole debacle where they sent thugs to some guy's house because he leaked info about the game.

Also, it looks exactly like Borderlands 1, which is 10 years old. That's not passable in 2019.

Post more

i hope it will get cracked on day 1 so i can pirate it

>greedy
How exactly?
>it looks exactly like BL1
If you're a retard, maybe

The original Borderlands was the first game ever to be viral marketed on Yea Forums, and it was done so very aggressively. Nowadays every other thread is a shill thread, including this one. This series deserves to burn for the future it wrought upon this site.

Have fun with the player base dying overnight because no achievements to keep them hooked beyond story end.

A MILLION GUNS

There won't be anyone playing this on PC. This game is not likely to sell that well in general, but will only be console copies that do. Epic guaranteed that.

>no achievements to keep them hooked beyond story end
they'll be too busy collecting guns and watching numbers go up
unfortunately, loot shooters are the worst genre of fps

>This game is not likely to sell that well in general
holy cope

>no achievements
Imagine caring about achievements

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I don't like aRPGs in general and the Borderlands game have shit gunplay, only one active skill, and horrendous writing on top of the pointless grind

You have to be insane to truly believe this. That or you have no idea how video games work.

I completely forgot Borderlands 3 was going to be released.

Borderlands fanbase cares. Thus the endless loop of getting the same guns with bigger numbers.

I wish I can forget it, pro-Gearbox threads are the worst in Yea Forums

What the hecking fuck do launcher achievements have to do with legendary loot?

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I fucking hate looter shooters

e-peen

The niche that Borderlands occupied has been completely filled by other, better and more popular games at this point. Destiny 1 and 2, The Division 1 and 2, Warframe, etc. Gearbox completely missed their window and failed to capitalize when they had the chance. Now everyone is sick to death of looter shooters and the only people who play them already have their game of choice they stick with. Coming out with Borderlands 3 now is like trying to come out with a new battle royale in 2019. Or like when Randy tried to make an Overwatch clone. That retard never learns. Borderlands 3 inherently can't and won't achieve the same success as the first two games did. Anyone who says otherwise is a shill.

Same brand of dopamine hit of doing repetitive bullshit for a bigger number with the gun grinding feeding into the achievement grinding.

Snowflakes can't handle this BADASS game

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post your receipt and account name or no balls

>looter shooters
>being relevant in current year
Dead fad genre that has already been milked dry this gen. This will flop harder than Gears 5.

I'm not gonna get epic, and not the guys I play with either.

Reminder that this is a Borderlands board

>reddit spacing
go back

I legit don't care about this series anymore, and I played BL2 to death.

All of those games are awful though. Warframe is ok but it's boring. Borderlands does loot shooter better than any other game.

I have enough to play until it comes out on steam. Maybe until it goes on sale.

I dont even play this shitty game, but steam drones were so loud that I had no other choice.

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>I dont even play this shitty game
well yeah, it's not available yet

It was another magic trick by randy

>both tim AND user paid for my free copy
This one's for you, lads!

Destiny 1 and 2 are better than Borderlands ever was. This is objective fact. Bungientook that formula and made it play like Halo, gave it a universe and writing that aren't unfunny, cringeworthy garbage, and they have actual graphics.

a smash thread died for this...

> free copy
Haha, not this time valve drone.

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>looks exactly like Borderlands 1
It'd look better if it did. They fucked thier unique cell shaded style with soft shadows and higher poly models.

now more cope, destiny failed with copying borderlands they are going fucking f2p, warframe ? just kys

holy fucking based

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>implying it won't get cracked like the other EGS Exclusives

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Just ~5 days till I'm shooting and looting with my pet Jobber the Jabber!

Confused boner is Best Boner.

I'll get hype when I see Borderlands.3-Codex/CPY

most egs exclusives are drm free because epic is a drm free store, just use your brain for once drone.

Going with Fl4k for my first playthrough, he seems to have the best abilities

> still no Anno1800
Based retard

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kill yourself randy

No.

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>buying a game to make other people mad
the fucking state of gearboxfags

>implying it won't get cracked anyway because it has Denuvo.
Sure thing mate.
It's not like it's useless for both developers and gamers.

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you are going to die alone screaming

so is gog but most people don't pirate from there

I do not care about Anno 1800.

based retard, I said use your brain, most AAA denovo games are uncrackable for the next 2-3 months (heavy rain, anno, ass creed games, dragon age inqu etc.)

who the fuck cares about these games

Shills have to buy it because no one else will

5 games over like 200 Denuvo """protected""" games.
Keep dreaming.

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> only post shit games pirates didnt bother with

It'll be cracked within days. Stupid Chink.

...

Fund Randys kid fucking parties!
Fund Gearbox to destroy more IPs!

Fuck OFF

Do you think Randy would kill himself if this got cracked day 1?

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Im not mad about epic, im mad that the guy in charge is a fucking legit kid fucker and his company kills established IPs to make horrible ones

>most people don't pirate from there
do you even read what you're posting?
most torrents for games are GOG releases precisely because they don't have DRM

I wouldn't be surprised if he did

being this much of a illiterate

So Ill still be playing it before steam does? LEL

Think the devs got back the money they spend on denuvo?
Doubt it will be cracked that fast, still give it less then a week though.

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I think he'll do that when the Feds finally come for him. He'll just have a Twitter meltdown when this flops and gets pirated.

>within months
I fixed it for you subhuman

>idk
fuck off

Thats a hell of a list user, take your meds

I considered him/it, but I am leaning towards Commando again, just because I like playing support with friends. Looking forward to seeing jew raid bosses, just as long as they’re not bullshit like voracidous with its op shield.

>heavy rain
>anno
>ass creed
>dragon age inqu
those aren't good games

You guys are funny

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>hours
fixed for subhuman chink shilling faggot

I never got the "i-it will take ages to crack!" argument
I played DA:I like 1.5 years after release cause I have hundreds of other games to play so I don't need to play it on release
what advantage do you even have playing it day 1? unpatched broken shit?

>brainless Chink insect calling anyone else "subhuman"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Seethe you pathetic, soulless husk.

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It isnt 2016 anymore champ

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>reddit zoom zooms coping this hard
stop saying chink before gayben bans your steam account subhumans :)

>using :) unironically
ok boomer

> 3 months no octopass traveler
inb4 shit game nobody cares hoho

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>rage 2
borderlands is an aaa game like ass creed, stop comparing it with non aaa games

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kill yourself chink shill metro took no time to crack

Its not that nobody cares, its that anyone who did care already played it user
nice asspull, can i screenshot this when borderlands 3 is cracked within 48 hours?

He's not a boomer, he's a Chink shill who barely understands English. He isn't human. Boomers have soul, Chinks are just mindless insect drones disguised as people.

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>tim sweeney twitter
>many of the shills don't even have decent grammar

By the way, there will be preloading for BL3 after all, so we could very well see a day 0 crack.

First game was a solid 8/10 but the new gameplay fotage wasn't that great

>Less than a week until the game comes
>Still cant decide between FL4K or Zane
Hold me bros, Im not gonna make it

Top 10 ways to be unbelievably cringe

Main Zane my mane.
You want to go fast and be invincible, don't you?

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Neither. Play Moze. Demolition Woman + Endless Mags Moze will be a wrecking ball.

>which just looked like GTA but retro-futuristic or whatever.
Yea Forums confirmed for not playing games

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I bet you were one of those faggots who said brink/killzone/rage would kill CoD

I’m not making several accounts to play games fuck off. Same goes for streaming services, I’m just gonna pirate.

Will pirate this garbage and try it out, but I'm not paying to get told "white men bad".

I'm still not over the fact that fucking Gearbox had to step in to assure there would be preloads.
When it's Randy that has to FIX something, you fucked up, man.

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I'm excited for it. I've been playing BL2 again to get ready for it.

>HAHA DOOD CHEESEBURGER GUN
>HAHA DOOD FUNNY GAS MASK MAN YELL
>HAHA DOOD GUN BULLETS BLOOD GUTS
Literally r/gaming the video game

*yeets*

>tfw would have bought Borderlands 3 if it wasn't Chinkbait for Timmmy Tim Tim
>got Daemon x Machina instead
>having a shit ton of fun with the demo

I love these edits. Keep it up buddy

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Can't tell if you're Jimmy or Quaterpounder

Thanks Tim and Randy for the free copy. :)

>that new The Heavy intro
Kino

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user, how did awful devs and fucking Anthony Burch of all people managed to make a fun game?
I`m replaying BL2 and loving it. Despite dialogue in game clearly aimed at 12yo Fortnite zoomers.

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No thanks

I'll be hyped when it's cracked and they patch out denuvo...

Wait, is there really female Psychos now?

Shame that Fast and Invincible kinda contradict each other.
You want to be more or less stationary with the shield tree.
We shall see how it plays though.
I'll probably go Hitman/Doubled for solo, then Shield/Hitman in coop when it comes to steam.

You can just pick up the shield though. There's less of a damage bonus but still.

Based and badasspilled

last night gearbox held a launch party with various members of the influencer community. expect to hear about BAD ASS borderlands 3 is from the likes of prozd and boogie

I want to get the game to play with friends but I don't want to support a pedophile and an angry midget. What do I do?

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Kill yourself

realize that co-op is objectively worse than singleplayer

There might be a way to play it through Tunngle.
Though modern DRM often fucks with that.

oh yeah and their death screams are hot

i thought tuungle shut down

>game is decent but flops because EGS
>game is terrible and it flops financially
>game is terrible and gets panned critically Borderlands isn't a meal ticket for Gearbox anymore
>game is really good but it flops financially because of EGS
>game is really good and Randy goes to prison for the laundry list of shady shit he's been accused of for years
Any of these are acceptable outcomes to me. Either way it's a day one pirate.

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unzips

>muh EGS
The valve drone cries

There's LAN play or you can always get close and personal with your router.
Maybe that app is gone, but the principle of tunnels is not going anywhere.

...fuggg, really?
Played Payday on it several years ago.

>game is really good and doesn't flop, Randy pays the guy on the lawsuit to shut him the fuck up
This is what it's going to happen, don't lie to yourself

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which intro? Was it shown?

epic has already paid for the cost of the game's development, gearbox can't lose

youtube.com/watch?v=eJi0wHhVr6E&t=17899s
Starts at 4:54:52

I wasn't going to touch this trash but then 3 friends asked me if I wanted to be the fourth for co-op.
Anything is fun in co-op. Just fucking sucks that it means I'll have to have EGS for the time we play it.

I don't get it, how can BL be fun in co-op? I'm busy trying to loot and find the best, while others don't even care and just want to move on at the same time with no direction.

Yeah, till it comes to steam dont care. Already have Ubisoft shit on my PC thanks to wild lands comming with my gtx 1080. Should have sold the key for 20 cents like a good GameStop retard I am.

You must have missed the part where I said friends and not randoms.

Will this take any of the canon from Tales from the borderlands into account? Or is all that just being off canoned forever

>steamdrone has to play a game he doesn't want to
Couldn't even sound more cucked. Do you let Jamal fuck your wife if she asks you nicely too?

I love EGS. They pay for my games so I don't have to.

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Rhys is the Atlas CEO, so yes, Tales is canon

catchy

>Has to
No, I want to because my group of friends who are going to play it lost their fourth player.
Like I said, if you could read, is that in co-op a game that is boring as fuck single player, can be very fun.
I would never play this solo.

You're still a cuck, just saying

>gameplay looks great
>literally everything else looks like dogshit
Still excited to play with friends next week, but man Gearbox is amazing at souring the mood for their games.

Alright

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>female psychos
So just females?

>they didn't ask him the be the fouth player, they asked him to fill for the fourth player's place
How does it feel to be the second choice user?

Steam version release date?
Switch port?

>randy blessed us with another masterpiece before hes locked away for raping kids
based

I'm not so insecure that if my friends don't ask me first for something I will see that as something negative.

I guess I can forgive her.

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Too bad she gon' die. No need for Lilith without her powers.

Pre-ordered my copy yesterday. When are reviews dropping?

You have to go back

now if only she actually looked like that

what the fuck is wrong with Moze's face

are there going to be early access folks on twitch?

Monday

I'll buy it when its $3 for the game and its $400 of DLC, like I did with Borderlands 2. Great value like that.

I still don't know which character to use. Was leaning toward Zane because his design isn't as bad as the rest. But his abilities look generic and Fl4k's pet abilities seem kinda lame.

>tfw faggot friends are now flaking about getting it despite assuring each other we'd play together
welp

>T. Xiao.

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seems to me like you are the homosexual for buying it on epical gamical storical

Use Amara and punch everything in the face?

she's Russian. also hype

don't worry 2020 will be a blast! :)

Can't wait to pick up my free preordered copy from my favorite game website.

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none of us give a shit about that

Choose better friends. EGS is objectively trash and filled with chink malware.

Amara's abilities look the best but her design is the worst.

california

what's wrong with an Indian Muscular Lesbian Mage woman?

I tried 2 and presequel but at the end of the day, no character is fun to play

its actually the opposite
hopefully they add an actual melee character later on like they did with krieg

>people ITT

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Soon based russians will start selling stolen Borderlands 3 accounts.

who's the one with the mech?

supmatto needed to die. hayder hype is next

less than a week already? good god I thought 2020 or something. It's really nice not keeping up with the newer games, so that later you find out an interesting game comes out next week or so.

it is 2020

proofs?

>ok with being the fifth wheel
You really are a cuck, lol

>no linux support
>despite the engine and every other game in the series supporting it
fuck this shit

lmaooooo
>I'm such a cool hipster I can do anything with my OS and customize it any way I want
>except to make it play vidya

April 2020, I believe.

It plays vidya just fine when the devs don't go out of their way to prevent it.

She's not. Doesn't even have a russian accent.

Steam downloads servers are still shit in 2019...

I got 1gbps fiber, a ssd and still manage to have shit download times in comparison of all the other platforms.

>supmatto needed to die
Give me one good reason that isn't just muh eceleb cancer

link to your blog?

Couch cooping with my little brother BL2 on PS4 today
Any tips? It was this or Diablo since Coop split screen os dead

Hey Randy, say thanks to Timmy for paying you $12 million for the exclusivity. I have about as much qualms pirating your game as you embezzling that money.

Fuck off zoomer

>Any tips?
Speak english

Not a zoomer and that's what I thought.

Is playing with randoms ok? I played 1, 2 and PS with my friends back in college but I have no friends anymore.

haha I'm gonna pirate it

I heard they ruined my girl Moxxi.

Tell me it ain't true.

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>Linux users lose an essential anti cheating software and a game they paid for.

>You using Google to translate mandarin to English

"HUR DUR BUTTHURT HAT PEOPLE"

Go back to making iPhones.

What?

I wanna read more irrelevant stories from your life that absolutely no one cares about

If you're lucky and find one that plays similar to you

Do ppl actually care about borderlands? Its such a forgettable and mediocre series.

youtube.com/watch?v=iLRdfRjpIDU

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I enjoy the games but I know I'm not allowed to because Yea Forums doesn't like its meme humour.

its comfy

>giving a shit what Yea Forums thinks
>not just coming here for the shitposting
based retard

Oh how cute, he's defending dady gaben at all cost. He can even be a retard for him! What a hero!

Borderlands 3 is: FPS; hobby-grade coop campaign; genre-blended, multi-mode competitive e-sports; meta-growth, choice + Epic Store exclusivity!

So that's all you found? Meanwhile steam servers are still shit...

>the rest of the soundtrack is the same song but with different instruments

all their friends are talking about it at school they don't want to miss out

youtube.com/watch?v=FcApvys3njY

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this isnt very good

>thinking I give a shit
youtube.com/watch?v=hloXCLJY_BY

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>the original shooter-looter
I'm pretty sure Hellgate London came way earlier and I don't even know if that was the first game to try the Diablo with guns formula

Fuck off and suck off Sony.

i still wonder why they went with almost exclusively 1 song but just slightly remixed for almost the entire soundtrack

>day one pirate
Yeah, good luck with that, mate.

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Back to 9gag, kid

>implying
Keep dreaming poorfag.

Reminder that every time you speak with this guy, you are hearing Randy's voice

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only 6 more months

Not sure who I should play lads, having a hard time deciding between Moze and her miniguns or Zane and a clone build.. what do

um, no, DOOM Eternal releases in November

Buy somethin' or get out!

>hitler stache
What did Randy mean by this?

I always pick the cute girls so Moze it is for me

RIP Destiny, Division 2 and strangely the new Ghost Recon too. Randy about to dump his filthy USB sticks all over the competition

why they had to make the siren a transexual african person?

WHATCHU WANT?

A good rule to live by.

>NOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WON'T PAY $150 FOR THE DIGITAL DELUXE PRE-ORDER?

Can't wait to shoot some nogs.

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spoonfeed me on Nogs.

i cant believe they actually called an enemy nogs

Moze will be my main in my first play through as well unlike that filthy sup matto pick

it's actually 100 and includes the upcoming DLC which will probably be 30 bucks anyway. I will not however, purchase anything from Epic so 6 months of wait it is.

try $40-50 for the season pass. The price of the Super deluxe is to go to $120 after launch.

superdeluxe is like 80 european dollars here

oh right I was thinking euros

What is this PR company? It's doing a good job, I want to hire you.

-
Mr. Noseberg Silvershill

>Franchise singlehandedly turns the term "badass" into literal verbal AIDS

youtube.com/watch?v=1yyyanaerzo
jesper kyd is a blessing

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Will BL3 have swearing considering there was swearing in the BL2 DLC? I sure hope so with Torgue in the sequel as well.