Yikes

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I don't get why people are whining about the FF remaster. It has done what a remaster is supposed to do, bring the game's graphics up to the full graphical potential standards of the current playstation generation.

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>impressions from someone who never played the original FF VII
I think I'll pass

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People aren't whining about the graphics. They're displeased at the decisions about changing fundamental design.

yeah people are pretty retarded

Don't reply to me with your stupid bullshit talking about how people are retarded when you can't type English.

that was fine english

No it's not, you fucking moron. I'm not your little retard friend texting you on your zoomer phone. If you don't take the shit you say seriously why should anyone take you seriously?

What is the tag for drinks resting on a girl's boobes?

Are you actually high right now?

what did he write wrong

Is it possible for well-endowed girls to actually do this?

inb4 no punctuation
welcome to the internet

Yes

I wish I had tits

I'm not even a tranny, I just love tits

how the fuck do you even get assigned to look at it if you haven't played the original

bubble_tea_challenge

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I just want to see Cloud’s confession in the Lifestream in HD graphics.

But that will take 20 years.

Why does no one like remake Tifa? The idea of a milk-diaper to contain all the milk her engorged breasts are constantly squirting is a novel idea that only adds to the character.

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>remaster
>change the gameplay mechanics
it's a remake

>milk-diaper

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>milk diaper

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Posting on the internet is not an excuse to exclude punctuation. If you have the time to be posting on the internet, you have the time to type a period or comma. Now go ahead and call me an autist or tell me to dilate.

you need to go back to 2010, grammer nazi

>this combat, like, you know like ,it's like they're trying to,like, modify the combat,like,you know,like...
how am i supposed to ever give credibility to some faggot that speaks and looks like that?

It's a valid complaint but superfluous in context.
Take your meds and enjoy your stay.

>milk-diaper

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>milk-diaper
LIterally kill yourself.

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what the fuck is that thing in the middle

Looks great!

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>milk-diaper

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is this honey select?

they call it taylor swift

redmoa is a hero
I wonder if he got his MEGA fixed. you weren't able to download his stuff last time I checked

No.

do you prefer if looked more like the left or right guys? or are you used to the remake design?

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Right.

Right's head on left's body.

Still half a year away.

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>video game "journalists"

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replace that period with a coma, you illiterate fuckhead

Both of those look ugly. Remake literally only needs to give her bigger tits, dolphin tail hair and less ugly clown shoes and she'd be perfect.

autism

>milk diaper
The absolute state of western males in 2019.

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haven't seen that one before

Right's head on left

so uh
has anyone watched these two fuckwits in the OP talk about the game

i'm surprised they leave the tummy, arms and neck exposed

only zoomers are looking forward to FF7R

I'd argue that pic-related is pretty much the ideal 3D Tifa.
The only things that need to be fixed is to increase her breasts' and make her somewhat thiccer overall.

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Just a reminder that in the original game Midgar was only 3 hours long tops. There's nothing to be saved from the original game and they're making a totally new game.

Go dilate, you autist. L.M.A.O!

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But the ideal and actual Tifa is a sticc.

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yeah it's fucking pointless and the guy on the right speaks like a mongoloid

Midgar was rushed as fuck in the original. They have plenty to expa d upon.

autiste dilatist

Is Tifa pure or is she a slut?

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have sex

There are many versions of Tifa. And Tifa is also a character that comes from an age where most video games looked like shit graphics-wise and people relied on concept art to get a proper idea of what that character looked like. And concept art changes.

Still, almost all people in the gaming world immediately equal Tifa with bustyness when they hear about her. She is busty as far as gaming culture is concerned.

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>nigger women

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what's she kissing?

Pure but dresses slutty.

Me, once she tucked me into bed.

a weenus

Believe it or not, Tifa is a introvert who just so happens to dress slutty, while Aerith is the actual slut.

Cue the incels Johnnyposting.

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>milk diaper
>all those salty replies
based as fuck user

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>Childhood friend, tomboyish (brawler) character in a japanese game from the 90s
Take a wild fucking guesd.

whats Johnnyposting?

I doubt many of the people who are going to be reviewing Cyberpunk 2077 will have played Cyberpunk 2020.

>comparing Cyberpunk 2020 to Final Fantasy VII
how do you get assigned to review a JRPG if you don't even play the most entry level JRPG imaginable

>He doesn't know

finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Johnny_(Final_Fantasy_VII)

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What? You don't like the idea of Tifa letting out all of her musky bodily fluids into her diaper? Low T, user.

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>"j-jokes on you hahaha"

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samefag

Who fucking cares if he didn't play the original? It doesn't play anything like the original and it was a showcase for the combat.

He's not reviewing the original, so what's the problem? Main issue is his limited vocabulary.

fuck off

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>tomorrow theme

I get eye strain easy and the dark background helps.

I love her

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>ywn wipe your face across Tifa's sweaty tits after a battle

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Link to this set of pics?

wasn't this girl pretty pure and shy about her tits in HS but apparently went the sorority path and started flaunting hard?

Has nothing to do with inceldom, it's to add emotional complexity to Tifa with a different interpretation of events and therefore to the meaning of several pieces of dialogue from Junon to Cosmo Canyon. Plus a few Midgar lines and also Tifa's letters in the Nibelheim flashback and Tifa in the Lifestream.

It's a fun mental exercise. It's not to disparage Tifa.

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why can't we have these facial animations in games instead of the horrendous mocap we do get?

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>People spamming used goods isn't inceldom
I know some people just shitpost, but some people are also retarded and think Johnny cucked Cloud at Costa Del Sol, even though Johnny's girlfriend is in the bathroom in the same building.

source?

redmoa

what do you think incel means

Tifa is Asian

who is the one right of the ape ?

Her being Johhny's girlfriend is an Advent Children era retcon.

actually she died

An overused meme that doesn't have one single definition regardless of context. Did you start posting here yesterday?

Good answer?
Good answer.

If you mean On the Way to a Smile then he's no closer to being her boyfriend than he was in VII. Not sure what you're talking about.

I do not remember reading this. However it would make sense of Johhny having a cafe near Edge instead of it being in Costa del Sol.

I guess I should add that said girlfriend isn't in the shower the next morning when you see Johnny.

ty user

Because it takes more time and effort and money to do this. It probably took this artist a month to do just what you see there.

pretty sure she never moves out of the shower

No. I mean nothing in VII implies the girl in the shower is his girlfriend. It was only after Advent Children came out that such talk came about.

Oh, gotcha. That makes sense.

I am interested in the game and don't inherently mind the change to action combat, Tifatits are as good as they always were, but the slicing of the game that seem to go under the radar (at least for what admittingly little I have seen) seems questionable, especially considering the money I need to spend for it.
Though perhaps I will ultimately be turned off by combat changes, who knows.

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I'll stick with my 12 year old impressions that figured out Johnny was trying to convince Tifa she was traveling with a literal psycho from their childhood.

post face apps

Johnny
You think you're good enough to go around bragging about who you are?
I don't wanna here it! Heh, no more mumbling from me!
From now on, I'm starting a new life!
Woman in Bathroom
I'm sorry about that. He's had some big shocks lately and is pretty depressed.
Johnny
Hurry up and get out of here!
I'm happy like this. So keep out of my life.
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Johnny
...sigh...... I'm not good enough for her. What I should do?
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From now on, I'm starting a new life!

At Johnny's house...

Johnny
I proposed to her in the middle of all that Meteor stuff!
I don't care even if the world were to end right now!
I can't think of anything else!
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Johnny
No, no, NO!! Meteor's getting bigger by the minute!!
I wanna live on the edge right now! I want to build a home with my woman and grow old together!
If you can't do it, I will! And that's that!
I'm gonna do my best, so you hang in there, too!
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I think it would be valuable information to compare which parts have been improved, which parts are worse, added or missing

Where do you find him after Meteor appears? Mideel?

Never mind, he just stays in CDS.

Thank you. I admit I was wrong. (Also I've searched for the scripts with Tifa as a leader for so long. So extra thanks for that.)

She seems like kind of a flat personality.

Right.
Left is tumbleresque ugly.

Imagine getting mogged this hard

I've met women with bigger tits and using a sports bra.
She indeed looks flatter.
Besides, her Dissidia NT model looks flatter than her 012 model.

It's not like he will say anything that would hurt the sales.

>never played the game
>soiboi complete with the staple hipster beanie only used as a style piece that hangs off the back of the head

yeah man, uhh, fuck off.

yeah another OLD GOOD NEW BAD shitshow

you trucking wish weeb

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That's pretty hot

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Don Cheadle.

One of these things is not like the other...

She doesn't look like every other design of her. AC Tifa looks more like Tifa than her.

Pure, she's a shy demure, emotionally soft, empathetic and maternal girl.

Play the game and find out.

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A thread about the demo and no one posted it?

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They actually ported her, she doesn't look as good though.

If this is the level ps5 can produce I want 5