Valve is dead

>I'm puzzled why he quit

Are people still crying about Valve being dead
It's been nearly a decade, get over it

Why is he puzzled? It's obvious why, no one at Valve wants to do actual work so he likely wanted to move to a company that actually made things.

burn it

>posting the edited version

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>since the orange box

So fucking nothing?

>Tim hires ex-Valve devs just to spite Gaben
>"So what you want me to do Tim?"
>Just take your time man, have fun, spend your time with your wife and kids, visit your parents. It's all on me"

what does valve even need game devs for anymore? seriously, what has this guy been doing for the last decade? he must have been bored as fuck.

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It would be great if he actually makes work on a new video game.

>HL2 and ep 1 updated
>Ep 2
>Portal
>TF2
>Portal 2
>Dota 2

>Nothing

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No, they are making an assload of money by running steam.

That's not old guard, zoomer

>>Tim hires ex-Valve devs just to spite Gaben
>>"So what you want me to do Tim?"
>>Killing Valve, with no survivors

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>puzzled why he quit
Maybe he wanted to make games.

>>"So what you want me to do Tim?"
>>Just take your time man, have fun, spend your time with your wife and kids, visit your parents. It's all on me"
that's what valve devs do now though: maintain the storefront then fuck off to hawaii with their families

>post orange box dev
>the man behind all of the gimmick visual crap left
>not a good thing

shit bros im only going to buy videogames from the Epic™ store from now on.

I hope you play every game with mat_fullbright 1

Old guard was? HL1 and a coiple of mod conversions?
You can pretty much say that this guy worked on 80% of varve heritage

wtf is that real?

Oooh gotem

What the fuck happened to Gabe?

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I'm glad I'm getting a PS4 soon, I've had enough of valve and epic bullshit for a while now

yes, jewben interview from 2011 (post dota 2 launch) youtube.com/watch?v=DMgfPU9y3yo

No, that would be Shlomo Shekelsberg.
But "Geldreich" is surely to be in the top 10 kike surenames.

>defending crap

>game dev leaves a company that doesn't develop games
What's the issue, exactly?

Fuck off beenigger

>since 2007
>oldguard

Well now that I think about it, he was always a subverting as fuck kike.
>somehow tricked everyone out of pirating shit
>ruined gaming with degeneracy and degradation
>whilst being popular in the mainstream

Not sure, but wouldn't be surprised if this was back in the day where everyone was making multiplayer games with really shitty singleplayer campaigns attached because "Hurr can't make a purely multiplayer game." And then the pendulum swung the other way and people were making singleplayer games with really shitty multiplayer modes. Gotta love trend chasing.

>tricked everyone out of pirating shit
Buying became more convenient than pirating, that's all, not a trick, he made everyone happy

He didn't trick anyone, I still pirate 90% of all my games.
What did the trick was devs making such shit games, they aren't even worth pirating.

Exactly what I was thinking. Guy saved some money doing nothing, then got bored and decided to get a new job.

Would be really Epic™ if they weren't somehow even worse than Valve when it comes to cancelling projects.

>The things they let you do when you pay them enough
Gabe should have never went to Thailand.

he probably left because he REALLY wanted taimanin
can you blame him?

>if they weren't somehow even worse than Valve when it comes to cancelling projects.
they literally canceled paragon because it flopped, ut is in hiatus mode, valve on the other side,makes trash alpha games like artifact and sells it for money (+ false promises, million dollar artifact ti hehe goy) and abandons it afterwards

considering Valve doesn't make video games anymore, I'm not concerned
let me know when they start bleeding DBAs or something

>since Orange Box
so... nothing?

I wish we had old Valve back, the company that made video games. Not new Valve, the company that takes 30% cuts from the sales of video games made by other developers.

>so nothing
well everything

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>oldguard
>post orange box
user, he’s not oldguard. The stuff he would’ve worked on is their current stuff and not any of the stuff you like.

>Alex
>>Vlachos
Greeks are subhumans, Valve is better off

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Fuck off back to /pol/

You're not white Stavros

>I'm puzzled why he quit
Gee I dunno... maybe he wanted to make SOME FUCKING VIDEOGAMES?

>Secretly records your conversations

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>Buying became more convenient than pirating, that's all, not a trick, he made everyone happy
And we come full circle. Steam is basically just a store layer for AAA companies which will force you to install their own launcher. Even downloading on steam has a lot more clicks than pirating a game.

>Geldreich
God that name never gets old.

Are you people fucking retarded? This was news god damn weeks ago. At least get a tweet from the dude himself and not some bitter ex-valve dude that keeps shilling for MUH 12% CUT.

twitter.com/AlexVlachos/status/1163522843725819904

>This was news god damn weeks ago.
so what

probably missed working on games that challenge him

>since orange box

wow, it's fucking nothing

>Horribly aliased font on an oversized twitter post
>Is this real?

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>the man behind this cover left valve
truly end times for Valve

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Tencent will buy Valve at some point. Probably before 2025.

replace tencent with perfect world

Never gonna happen since Valve isn't publicly traded.

he probably got tired of rubber stamping new CSGO skins from community workshop for a living.

well thats the problem user, gaben will sell it

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Gaben would be retarded to sell his money printer.

He actually probably got tired of all the VR shit they were doing. He's been working on VR for three years nonstop.

he is 60 and a fat fuck

Yeah gaben has always had a hard on for multiplayer games even though he's terrible at making them. Its all part of his "its the fuuuuuture" mentality where everything old/current is bad and everything new is good and must be pursued even at the cost of everything else.

Get Dota Auto-Battlered (DAB[b]ed) on, halfSJWs.

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It's real but it wasn't worded that way. Some sort of dumb sentiment that single players are still cool but it's important to also give them a multiplayer aspect or something like that.

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>invent civilization
>ur not white!

>everything Valve since The Orange Box
So, nothing?

He's always been a kike, though. It just wasn't as obvious back in 05, because the only people bitching were CS players, and nobody cared about them.

Steam is fundamentally cancer. It's like bragging that your food has human shit in it instead of cat shit, you're still eating fecal matter.

But they haven't even put out a single VR game yet.

They've released The Lab and Moondust

That's what I said, not even a single game yet.

If only you knew how badly Epic treats their employees

>“I know some people who just refused to work weekends, and then we missed a deadline because their part of the package wasn’t completed, and they were fired,” said one source. “People are losing their jobs because they don’t want to work these hours.”
>“I’ve had friends come to me and say, ‘I can’t take this anymore.’ I’ve had friends break down in tears. The crunch is constant,” said another source.
yahoo.com/entertainment/fortnite-success-led-months-intense-201417201.html

he is a Harvard faggot, his brother a Stanford faggot, so not a surprise

He's PUZZLED WHY ALEX QUIT? I give up on humanity.

nice fake news with no proof created by resetshitera, working for epic is actually pretty nice, they pay like valve

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That's the final straw. We need Gabe Newell destroyed.

Yes it is. The screencap itself isn't, but Gabe's feelings on single-player games are real.

Gabe is a scumbag and I hope he gets cancer.

>Gabe, founder of microtransactions

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Horse Armor was created AFTER Gabe came up with the idea to prey on gambling addicts.

Fuck off retarded vaIvedrone.

>Source: CNN
>complain about resetera
fucking retard

>letmegooglethat.com/?q=fortnite 2 week vacation
just kys

Made the orange box, but really wanted a taimanin box.

Corporations aren't entitled to loyalty.

>this was 13 years ago
It's scary, we've seen an entire generation pass where it's been acceptable to sell a game in pieces. Kids have grown up used to this.

just look at smash, kids are begging for it at this point

yep

>blaming Gaben for loot boxes instead of Robin Walker
>just like how people blame Todd Howard instead of Pete Hines
Misinformed retards, even to this day, i laugh at you.

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When did it become clear that microtransactions were becoming a scourge on the industry? First time I thought "Man this is out of control" back in 2010 or 2011.

>Fortnite 2: Week Vacation
Holy based. How will Tim ever be stopped?

tab back gaben

Yeah, around then.

So he got paid for years to do nothing. God I feel bad for him.

>Since Orange Box
Does that count Orange Box? Cause Valve hasn't done anything of worth since then

Not necessarily about games. If you look at his portfolio and twitter most of it revolves around helping out the underlying systems of the budding tech.

Yea Forums being dumb as fuck as usual
if you had your way amazon would just be a site that sells books
you will always be a follower, never a leader or an innovator

Don't they have three VR "games" coming out?

Epic should just develop half life 3 on their own and make all dilating steam trannies seethe

>old guard
>since orange box

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Steam fags dont even know what they are shilling for. Lmao

Epistle 3 is being developed using Unreal Engine. Close enough.

He fucking left Uncharted for the shit Valve produces

Uncharted was never good.

>since orange box
so...nothing?

sounds like a good move considering uncharted is console sjw garbage

You are confusing Ancient Greeks with the current t*rkish rape baby "Greeks" living in the same geographical area. Common mistake

well this is sad to be honest

Sure thing snow nigger.

>nearly everything Valve shipped since "Orange Box"
So... Dota?

don't forget Artifact

the orange box counts as "since" I guess

Doesn't that fall under the Dota umbrella?

Artifact isn't in his worked on list it seems.
I guess after dota he became a full time VR dude a valve.

I AM FAT FUCK
IMAGINE BEING SO FAT

He probably designed that terrible Steam comment section update this week and got fired.

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>orange box was 12 years ago

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>Even downloading on steam has a lot more clicks than pirating a game.
>click install
>click "okay"
>click play

The Chinese/Koreans invented the loot box.

And EA brought them to the west with FIFA Ultimate Team

Valve needs competition so they can actually make something again. I guarantee if valve comes out with half life or portal 3 as steam exclusive people would come back

>that day where we streamed fucking movies and even the entirety of TTGL
God bless Artifact. Pure kino.

Wake up for what?
Valve is handling Steam well.

>people would come back
Nobody is leaving, dipshit shill

I pray for Valve's death every day.

People are still unironically waiting for Tech Demo 2: Episode 3.

>Valve needs competition so they can actually make something again.
They do make things as a game developer, and as a web developer they maintain steam.

>well
Last I heard their cut is still 30% and they're abusing developers left and right.

>Goldempire
lol

>another epic shill thread
Getting really old. SAGE

>Valve needs competition so they can actually make something again.
What competition?
You mean Epic?
If Valve ever had to fight them, it would be by buying exclusives back.

> I guarantee if valve comes out with half life or portal 3 as steam exclusive people would come back
Who would come back?
Developers?
>Oh wow, Valve made Half Life 3, I guess we should go back
You actually think this is how publishers think?

Why?

They deserve it for actively shitting all over Half-Life fans. Fuck Valve, I hope Epic murders them like the little disgusting spiteful pigs they are.

Bootlicking cuckold

>Last I heard their cut is still 30%
Oh, so this thread is about Epic shilling.
If I was Valve I would increase that cut to 60%

>We wuz greek n shit
Fucking snowniggers

>Last I heard their cut is still 30% and they're abusing developers left and right.
Valve pockets 5% of that, 25% goes to fees and other steam costs, Epic pockets 12%, fees and other costs are charged directly to the customer.

What a surprise, the thread is nothing but seething Ebin chinks.
Maybe Epic should divert their resources to finishing that buy cart instead of shills.

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>They deserve it for actively shitting all over Half-Life fans.
How are they doing this?
>Fuck Valve, I hope Epic murders them like the little disgusting spiteful pigs they are.
Why? Because you want a game they're not interested in making?

Maybe find a better franchise to be a fan of?
One that is something more than a tech demo?

> artifact is to trading card games what half life 2 was to single player action games
Gabe is getting up in years. Is he showing early signs of dementia?

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this scene in the movie was so fucking weird, what was Tarantino thinking

>What a surprise, the thread is nothing but seething Ebin chinks.
>Maybe Epic should divert their resources to finishing that buy cart instead of shills.

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>25% goes to fees and other steam costs
>he actually believes this
I see this thread is being raided by steam drones now. Valve could easily drop that to 15-20% but they won't because they know they can abuse hardworking developers who'll still stick with steam because of their monopoly.

If valve keeps being stagnant epic is going to walk all over them, with exclusives out the ass. They'll need something to bring attention to them again. Epic is legitimately on the path to over taking them.

>quotes someone talking about epic's lack of features
>tries to use something completely unrelated as a defense

>I'm puzzled why he quit
Maybe because Valve doesn't make games anymore?

Ah yes, I'm sure devs will say
>Damn, Epic is paying me a fuckload to stay here, but i'm going back to Steam because they released Half Life 3
Retard.
Valve won't do anything, and if Epic doesn't destroy itself, Valve will simply start buying exclusives.
Your tech demo will never come out.

how is epic going to walk over anything when they can't even update their store? you realize ubisoft has made more progress on their store than egs right?
for all the bitching people do about valve not adding bells and whistles to steam they are really eager to jump on egs despite the store taking over 6 months to add a shopping cart.

>If valve keeps being stagnant epic is going to walk all over them, with exclusives out the ass. They'll need something to bring attention to them again. Epic is legitimately on the path to over taking them.
9/10 of their exclusives have ended up being dog shit.

There are already a handful of devs that went on a lifetime exclusivity deal with Epic drone. Keep coping.

So it was a chink thread all along. I should've known.

PC gaming has been dead for 15 years.

if they ever make half-life 3, it'll only be as an excuse to force more anti-consumer garbage on the customer. similar to how half-life 2 was made as an excuse to force everyone to use steam.

Game devs for the most part make the most sense as contract workers, you hire them for a job and get rid of them when the job is done. This is how the vast majority of companies work. The companies that don't do this are the ones pumping out annual sequels because there's no down time

Valve:
>employees can work on whatever they want as long as it can be actually interesting, an employee can work at valve on projects that never come to life and still be considered a valued employee
>stable job without much issue of crunch or forced deadlines, steam won't go down so you'll always have a job
>closed market company so you can do what you think and make what you want without much fear of meddling
>go to Hawaii with the rest of the employees with all expenses paid on product launches

Epic:
>stable job, but you're forced to work on whatever Epic wants which now is mostly Fortnite
>if you don't want to work on Fortnite you get put on coding for other shit like the Epic Store or Unreal Engine, you don't get a choice
>open market company so if a big investor wants something done you'll most likely have to do it
>crunch time is a thing on a free to play game that needs constant updates
>"oh go home for 2 weeks and don't talk about crunch time okay?"

Suuuure, they pay like Valve, but they do everything worse than Valve.

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You either die a developer, or live long enough to see yourself become the publisher.

>There are already a handful of devs that have killed any popularity they had/could have had
Name one EGS exclusive, besides fortnite, that was popular.

Well if you actually want to make games Valve is not the company you should work for.

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>source my ass
stop coping, valve is a shitty lazy developer, epic is a good developer that curates his games, now back to resetshitera

No one is gonna miss yet another autistic indie walking sim

So, bring back devs to do something they are not interested in?

>curates his games
>games
Fortnite is one game

Oh are we really going there now?

Satisfactory is already on track to beating Factorio.
WWZ is the godly L4D successor people didn't realize they wanted.
Control is pretty much a GOTY candidate.
And let's not forget big daddy Borderlands 3 dropping soon.

No, just let them go.

>a bunch of games that not even Yea Forums talks about
nice

Ummmm sweetie Control is already in Yea Forums's GOTY list. It's Remedy.

Have you played a single one of those games? Can you explain how the first two are better than the games they’re “beating”?

>what is unreal
is source 2 even out yet
>one game
yes the most popular one on this planet

nu-remedy sucks and the control girl has a series case of manface

>Satisfactory is already on track to beating Factorio.
Then why is it so obscure?
>WWZ is the godly L4D successor people didn't realize they wanted.
And that people aren't playing.
>Control is pretty much a GOTY candidate.
And just like every other game on EGS, it'll remain obscure.
>And let's not forget big daddy Borderlands 3 dropping soon.
After Borderlands 2 and the Pre-sequel?
It's a flop no matter the platform.

Allow me to tell you about how Valve literally went to Hawaii after big launches, how they aren't listed on the stock market, and how their handbook literally says they can do what they feel like.
steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/apps/valve/Valve_NewEmployeeHandbook.pdf
twitter.com/valvenewsnetwor/status/1114350231192264704?lang=en

Let me tell you about the articles on how Epic is making bad crunch on Fortnite and how they're an open market company. Go ahead and tell me what an Epic developer could work on other than Fortnite, the Epic Store, or the engine?
polygon.com/2019/4/23/18507750/fortnite-work-crunch-epic-games

I'm gonna just laugh at you when you say "b-b-but polygon article!"

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So literally what Valve has been doing?

>satisfactory on track to beating factorio
Source?
>wwz is the godly l4d successor
LOL
>control is GOTY candidate
81% metacritic LOL
>borderlands 3
Yikes, you mean the game coming out six months later on Steam? As well as control?

Well let's start of with Satisfactory. It's a 3D game and therefore it already has the ceiling of complexity higher than Factorio. Also it looks good because it's using the best engine of this generation - Unreal.
WWZ is just plain better. You just have to play it and see, L4D is archaic and unwanted.

inb4 Epic games releases Unreal Tournament Global Offensive

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>Satisfactory is already on track to beating Factorio.
>WWZ is the godly L4D successor people didn't realize they wanted.
>Control is pretty much a GOTY candidate.

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Improving steam and working on side projects.

>most popular game on the planet
>sixth place is most popular
newzoo.com/insights/rankings/top-20-core-pc-games/

Why should I care about developers who only care about ripping me off?

>Valve literally went to Hawaii after big launches
like I said lazy ass jew company, thanks for proving my point
>Let me tell you about the articles on how Epic is
>source polygon
>resetera
>crunch
I would work my ass off, when I get a shitton of money in return, thats how capitalism works and that is how valve will die because their monopolistic shitty storefront is no more.
just kys like really, you dont even belong here steam tranny.

Last I heard Satisfactory was mechanically less complex than Factorio and 3D was the only notable feature it had going for it.
> WWZ is just plain better. You just have to play it and see.
Ah, so you haven’t played any of the games you mentioned. Interesting.

>Shit that has nothing to do with Alex's job
So literally what Valve has been doing?

>pc games
>what is cross play
they are top 5 on every platform even on fucking mobile

>they are top five
>literally replying to a post where it's sixth place on PC
LOL

>lazy ass jew company by paying for their employees to go on holiday after a long time working on a game
Yep, definitely lazy, that's why Epic gives their employees 2 weeks off just for a few months of updates. Not a trip or anything, just told to not come to work.

Also thanks for proving my point as well by trying to cope with the fact that I posted a Polygon article.

Ching chong, nip non to you fine chinky.

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>I'm puzzled why he quit
Probably just got boring sitting around doing nothing. I bet the pay was pretty good though

unrealengine.com/blog/unreal-engine-43-release

STEAMDRONES ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY STEAM DRONES?

The entire "steam will die" argument revolves around the idea that the entire userbase, both consumers and developers, will cease to exist at some point.

Steam doesn't have direct competitors because it is literally impossible to replace steam.
The only way to replace steam is to obtain every single game it has, offer every game people own on steam for free on epic, and then somehow convince people that they need to do it.

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valve doesnt make games so why would it have game developers, im seriously baffled they still have people like this working for them

Source and Unity could do some of this stuff earlier and better. Can't believe Unreal didn't have a setting for fog to be transparent, that's retarded as fuck.

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>Yep, definitely lazy, that's why Epic gives their employees 2 weeks off just for a few months of updates. Not a trip or anything, just told to not come to work.
>j-just trust me bros I have no arguments, but I know how these things work hehe
just kys already and stop writing the c word gaben is not amused

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>Source
L M A O

Tell me what good game still uses Source in this day and age?
And need I remind you that the Borealis devs literally switched to UE4?

Fuck off VaIvedrone.

>Game developer quits working for a company that doesn't develop games anymore.

Shocking.

>most popular game = most popular pc game
based illiterate retard
tell me one game that is popular across all platforms oh wait you cant you are a sub80iq drone

Kuku got banned because his manager made the fucking problem worse by lying to the chinks.

You didn't provide evidence to go against that user's point either, you just posted some ching chong shit.

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>source

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Epic = Based and redpilled.
Valve = Cringe and bluepilled.

>what is burden of proof
back to school neet, you are a failure in life
no kuku got banned because valve sucks chink dick, he already apologized several times before

It's Moneyrich.

Fortnite doesn't even make the chart on mobile or switch. It's about sixth again on xbone.

Left looks like dogshit.

He apologized AFTER the utter fuck up where they lied and the chinks found out you fucking dotard.

B-b-b-but games!
>Valve releases Artishat
NOT LIKE THIS!

To any normal person, someone else saying how "smart" you are like that would be insulting.

these are very clearly two different maps

>mobile
just stop coping really just stop
>switch
is that even a gaming platform

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>that much light
>boxes are pitch black

I mean, all of Valve's games from 2004 run on it. TF1+2 and Apex Legends run on a version of it. Arkham Knight used some of the code for it's physics. Stanley Parable, Beginner's Guide, and Dear Esther all use it and DE pushes it to the limit. Black Mesa also does. VTM:B uses it, along with SiN Episodes, Insurgency, Dark Messiah, and more.

The only Unreal Engine games I can name are Unreal, Tower Unite, A Story About my Uncle, A Hat in Time, Fortnite, and Rocket League.

Not saying any of them are bad, but that Source isn't a bad engine. I personally think though that Unreal Engine usually feels more 'plastic-y' over Source which feels more like stone. Autistic, but it gets the idea across that one feels more pre-made than the other.

Well, yeah, of course Unreal Engine looks better for lighting (but not in this pic, those black boxes?). But those textures look really not like wood to me. In HL2 they were going for a more old type of wood style but in that fan remake the only wood textures were more of a finely polished counter or something. I still think HL2 beats that remake out because of it actually being more stylized than the 'perfect' looking remake.

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yes he apologized several time you chink pandering subhuman, suck more perfect world gaben dick subhuman

>Lighting looks nice but doesn't make much sense
>Has less detail
I'm not even a sourcefag but you managed to embarrass yourself.

>source looks better than unreal

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>tfw wage cuck and even I get yearly 3 week paid vacations
In perspective, working at Epic fucking sucks.

>calls out burden of proof when his original post had no proof
You don't have any and you're pulling it out your ass because you want the thread to be a shitpost haven.

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its extra vacation time based retard

show me 1 (one) good looking unreal engine 4 game

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most-played_mobile_games_by_player_count
Only cope here is your fortnite vagina getting ravaged in six different skins for a small price of $5.99 plus tax

>dude light a fire
>immediately puts it out
>you start the fire again
>try to pour water on it but turns outs its gasoline
>try to put out the raging inferno with a water bucket
This is Kuku mate. All they had to do was to not fucking lie the first time.

its time to learn how the reply system works newfaggot

Dang son, I only get 10 days PTO yearly, I'm jelly. However I do also have paid holidays and bridge days, meaning if a holiday is on Thursday they made friday a "holiday" and pay you for both

Mmos and mobile shit started all shitty monetization garbage before Valve, moron.
And gambling, of course, which is older than humanity.

that's not even what I said, I said they were two different maps

You don't need to try and fit in, user. You're trying to hard.

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>most played
95% of them are older than fortnite you fucking subhuman trash, get your life straight and try to understand simple statistics
fortnite

You really may not as well bother arguing with Epic posters. It feels like Tim either hired shills or a bunch of people looking for (You)s, hard to tell.

>left looks like a recently finished construction of an attic in an american home
>clearly the work of Cinematic Factory guy
>right is rugged and old +70 years at top from eastern european architecture
>clearly the work of a collection of people who researched and did their homework

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Are you 12?

It looks like a worse version of BOTW despite it coming out on the Switch with even worse graphics.

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Literally who?
Steam hasn't made a worthwhile game in forever.
Literally who gives a fuck.

>ITT thread about valve, but filled with muh epic bad valve drones
rent free and tick tock

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get a better pc poorfag, fortnite has the best farsightedness right now

>Steam hasn't made a worthwhile game in forever.
Steam never made games.

That is literally a .png of the highest settings in the game.

> puzzled why he quit
Because Valve doesn't make games anymore.

>farsightedness
Is this bait? Buddy, you might want to look up what being "farsighted" means. Because usually it means you need glasses. You fucking clod.

I'm puzzled why he quit
I'm not. Valve shifted from being a game developer to a storefront manager. Steam prints Valve incomprehensible amounts of money. Making video games takes years and years of time investment as well as monetary investment. Why bother wasting money and time making a new Half-Life game or Team Fortress game when you can just sit on your ass and collect the checks from your cut from ALL of the sales on the Steam Store?
Alex Vlachos, who apparently made Valve games what they are visually, probably felt stifled at his position. He has a job, but he does no work. If you're not the creative type that sounds like a godsend, but if you're someone who needs to stimulate their brain by working on a project, I can imagine that work enviornment being incredibly boring and unfulfilling. I would quit too.

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Okay, first off I know you're Because of how autistic you're sounding shoving in all of the buzzwords like newfag, tranny, and I'm assuming you're underage because you're unironically using KYS as an insult.

Secondly, what the actual fuck does farsighted mean in a game? No really, what does that mean? Do you mean the render distance? Are you retarded? Like what mental issues does someone have to fucking think render distance is farsightedness?

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Considering everyone's going
>B-B-BUT EPIC IS GOING TO TAKE OVER
Yes it is.

Only a stupid redditor unironically thinks that Epic is going to say
>Oh my god, Valve released Half Life 3, I guess we should stop bribing devs.

>since orange box

Who gives a shit?

No, they are far more alive than ever.
It's just they have no reason to develop videogames.

Valve:
>almost invented battle royale in 2012 but CS:GO dev couldn't get any traction for his idea, due to Valve's lassez-faire attitude to project management and everything else

Epic:
>didn't even invent battle royale, spent 9 years developing a survival game that nobody cared about, but struck while the iron was hot and are now raking in billions of dollars a month from a free to play game

Oh no, the mighty 30% Cut™, why is Valve so evil with publishers bros?
We need to all switch to Epic so that the publishers get the money they deserve.

>being triggered by kill yourself
When will you fuck off and go back to your shithole redditor

Gaben doesn't care. He will hire 10 Harvard business PhD's to run Steam. Let all those pathetic gamedevs leave.

>almost invented
Almost invented my shit valve drone subhuman

I wasn't defending Valve

Fuck Valve, I hope they die a miserable death.

>runs a company that made like one good game in the 90's that had a terrible sequel
>leaves PC gaming for consoles
>introduces gaming to cover shooting
>after that falls out, makes a generic co-op zombie shooter that flops
>only lucks out by stitching a BR
>almost one year, his storefront still lacks the most basic of features
>screwed up his first megasale
>has to defend himself by comparing it to 2003 Steam instead of the 2019 Steam he's competing with
>has to screech on Twitter and pick up the freemium versions of actual good games on Steam
>Randy of all fucking people has to step in to ensure his most anticipated game gets preloads, something Steam had all the way back in 2004
>meanwhile, Dota's become the most profitable esport
>keeps raking on money
>is free to just continue making VR shit

Where were you when Gabe won by doing literally nothing?

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IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS

Do you account for all the clicks required to find the proper copy too? Unpacking, folder clicking...