>tfw you lost to a girl in vidya
Tfw you lost to a girl in vidya
You know what gamer girls use when they’re on their period?
D-Pads!
Never happened to me.
Would be cool to meet an actually skilled female gamer though.
Sadly I don't think they exist.
Yeah, you'll only find trannies who end up becoming emotionally void and stop playing
Oh you cheeky cunt, bravo
That's impossible, I am the best vidyaer that ever lived.
>tfw you're finally about to win but she stick her finger up your ass and you end up losing
>6 year old niece gets me to play street fighter 2 with her.
>She completely shits on me.
Never before in my life have shame and pride been such close bedfellows
>tfw used to play Diablo II for years with a girl
>every ladder season she'd get godly items
>always hooked me up too
>she wanted me to join some f2p MMO
>I was autistic about D2 so I kept refusing
She killed herself. This happened maybe 12 or 15 years back. For the life of me I can't remember the name of the MMO or game. I want to say it sounded like Aion or Aeon or Oblivion but no games I searched with similar names were it. I remember I downloaded it and the title server screen itself ran like shit on my toaster PC so I didn't try it out.
Any more pics with this feel?
>Tried to get my ex into games.
>She tried portal two and loved it
>I give her Skyrim and she figures out the basic rpg system and enjoys it
>I then give her Witcher 3 and she sinks 500+ hours it.
Now I'm the casual
It's not your fault.
>fight an NPC girl in vidya
>Completely kick her ass by game's standards
>Cutscene let's her win anyways
>big tiddy goth girl beats me out right, totally and completely out played on all levels
>only happened during a tournament match once
>was the last tournament of its kind, ever
>spend the next year shunning her autistically
>she liked me the entire fucking time
>hooks up with some idiot
>she's a shell of her former self, fat and ignorant, full of self diagnosed problems
>isn't even slightly interested in getting her shit together
I'd drink to forget but I just can't be asked.
girls have more lithe fingers, I tend to put too much muscle into my button presses and wear controllers out. a girl couldn't do that.
>tfw you beat a tranny and fuck their ass with their clitty bouncing up and down owo
>not keeping your ex's cut finger in the ass to prevent this
I wouldn't mind if it implies I know the girl, and she likes me enough to play with me
Why did she do it?
>Play with a girl i repeatedly lost to.
>Somehow manage to win.
>"lol, you still lost the other times"
>"those were for charity"
>lose because she shoved you over and sat on your face
>Portal. Skyrim. Witcher.
>Casual
Pick 2
>Aion
That's literally a f2p mmo that exists
I knew a girl like this. the problem was she told me if she beat me we had to have non-stop bareback sex all day every day for a whole month.
It was hell.
Your fault for being a tard user. In high school, if i had interest in a girl i always went after her because of how often i hear about missed opportunities and "the one that got away". Unfortunately none of them so far have been worth it, so banal and boring in the end. Not that im much better but it is what it is.
I've wondered how people feel being beaten by me in locals. No one has said anything other than loudly bitching about my fighter to others after a match.
>playing tf2 arena
>get matched with a rando
>pretty much the only people playing so we get matched up together all the time
>she says she is a woman
>start winning every round
What should I fap to tonight Yea Forums
trap mindbreak rape
Damn, you suck bro
Is this the blog thread?
>tfw girl who keeps coming onto me is a mommy dom
>all these 10/10 chads and richfags boasting about their gfs
Fuck off normies
I met one recently in an mmo. She's really good and we've been vibing over other non shitter games and I'm impressed with her skills. Shes always messaging me about playing games with her and it's starting to make my heart itch.
End blog.
girls cant beat gu....
>tfw you lost to a guy in vidya
I only had one girl actually almost kick my ass one time playing split screen MW3, nice girl though, had a great time
the only issue was she was black, otherwise I would have asked her out
>fetish porn done by actors proves me right
>tfw you lost to *person* in vidya
I don’t understand why you fuckers sexualize every little thing that women do despite being disrespectful to anyone besides yourselves, probably because you’re touchless, kissless virgins.
just bring your knees together lmao
>Lose to girl in vidya
>She shrinks and sits on you
anyone else have this problem?
Seek professional help.
This doesn't ever actually happy except in television and entertainment. Especially if it's a real time game with basic reflex requirements.
In my experience -Growing up with 3 sisters, women only genuinely enjoy social/SoL games, such as The Sims, Animal Crossing, rpgs, or Facebook games. Girls that play anything else, such as shooters or fighters, only do it because they find the multiplayer/social aspects fun. Besides that, girls that play games like men are almost always dykes, whales, or trannies.
This level of denial is expressed by none other than eternal bitter virgins. Get a life, have sex, and get beaten by a woman in a videogame and then realize it’s not a big deal.
>mmo
>really good
>non shitter
uh huh. I'm sure she's good at the sims and candy crush too.
>tfw you made your bf super mad by casually pushing him up a bunch in rank when he couldn't anymore
c u t e
fuck off
What's the name of these head holding pics I see all the time?
(You)
>"Suck on it, bitch boah. Yeehaw!"
What do you do?
>tfw losing on purpose
>boss keeps getting stronger the more times you lose
>boss takes your pokemon, gear and money if you lose
So Gamefreak?
>tfw jacking off to submiting to the third world in superpower 2
send help
>then makes you her lifelong slave
CARLOS!
i hate all females
Same
This desu. My gf is a fanatic about micromanagement in games, goes full retard playing shit like sims, civ, or stellaris.