I dont even give a shit about video games i just fuckin coom

It's the law

It's literally adviced to coom at least every orher day to prevent prostate cancer.

steamcommunity.com/id/tomoko/
>tfw no coomer bf

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Why? It doesn't actually cover anything.

Ampharos

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Advised by whom?

>Transpharos

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Dr Coom

>healthline.com/health/ways-sex-helps-you-live-longer
>Sex reduces risk for prostate cancer
>In 2003, Australian researchers published a study showing that the more often men ejaculate between the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to develop prostate cancer.

No

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It's some old law from the beginning of the 20th century which forbids distributing indecent material. It's "interpreted" that by partially censoring it, it's no longer indecent somehow. Fuck if I know how that works, that's just how it is.

that doesn't mean you have to masturbate 3 or more times a day. this meme makes fun of those people

>mfw I ejaculate everyday multiple times a day
Cancer free bois!

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Censorship is by law yes, but the blackbar is just people trying to loophole it, even the average jap knows that law is retarded and does nothing.

>this meme makes fun of those people
cope

tick tock

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By your MAMA!!! AHAHAHAHAHA

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>t. nofap virgin
cope harder faggot, fapping is good for you

have sex

AHAHAHAHAHA, you fuckin' nerd!

The reason the censorship bars are ludicrously small is because the law doesn't specify exactly how an image is to be censored, only that it must be censored.

No thanks roastie

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I enjoy video games more than masturbation.

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i think im just gunna coom

unironically acquire coitus

>being a dopamine testosterone aggressive dickhead
>not a relaxed prolactin drugged coomer

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Mareep

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armpharos

I love videogames

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Would you?

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2 possible ends for a coomer
>become obsessed with porn so much you become NEET
>use all your family's income to pay camwhore and murder them once they kick you out a la grant amato
>serve life in prison
or
>move from traps to sissydom to AGP
>convince yourself you're actually a female and order HRT through the dark web
>lurk discord and twitter, occasionally shit up game communities
>die at 35 from axe wound infection and/or suicide

UUUUGH

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imagine being a nofapper
ilmao
what a bunch of fags

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You bet I would. Anyone who wouldn't fuck a fluffy anthro girl is a literal flaming faggot.

source on gif

Pretty based

based

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nofappers start wars and do nigger tier crimes

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enjoy your prostate cancer, virgin

tomoko, do you really want a coomer boyfriend? he just fucking cooms

>jerks off seven times a day
>prostate cancer free
>ends up with breast cancer instead
life is weird man

and they do shootings also

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I take Zinc supplements specifically to COOM bigger loads

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She want your coom

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This dude is slick.

Brapp

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HAHAHAHA the fuck?!

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Just like my hyper furry porn

lol is that some shitty weeb krystal?

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Mods are coomers
Based

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How the fuck?

man you must be a really gullible retard

Its peak coomer pperformance

Coom 20 times a day

Watch your step, my sides are all over the fucking floor.

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They make fake porn dicks that shoot shampoo

It's a fake dick.

just half an Alpha Male Vitality pill will do that for you

Pretty average for a coomer.

how did this fairly old meme get a resurgence?

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Thanks for giving me yet another zoomer meme shitpost buzzword to filter out.

>That one faggot that tried to pick a fight by making a wojak edit only to be btfo by some oc

Just happens

Filter preta while you are at it.

>b00mer who can't coom anymore

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Can someone do the navy seal copypasta but in coomer form? I can't because I don't want to.

Not him but i think it is Grisaia, bottom girl kazami kazuki, search for it on any booru

Coomer is the only one of the -oomers I like.

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>"this is a real fletch"

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I'm fucking sick of being a virgin and more importantly not having anyone who loves me and genuinely wants to spend time with me
fuck everything

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who cares bro just fuckin coom

This

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it's not the same
I want to fucking cuddle with someone who loves me
I hate everything

>tmw Projared blowed the fuck out of Amphonyposter by exposing him as an underage tranny

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I NEED TO FUCKING COOM RIGHT NOW BROS, SOMEONE START A THREAD WITH A LEWD OP IMAGE SO I CAN FUCKING COOOOOOOM

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Just make an online dating profile. I guarantee you there's some fat ho out there near you not much different than you who'd do everything for you asking only for attention in return.

I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING

I caved in an hired a prostitute a few months ago. Was it a positive experience? Sure. Did it make me feel less lonely? No, it didn't.

vocaroo.com/i/s1TObGTvSbft

What's your preference? Mega thick or just curvy?

vocaroo.com/i/s1k5N2N3GV4o

THICK, MEATY, CHUNKY, I DON'T CARE, I JUST WANNA FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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Okay.

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coommind

DRAGON QUEST GIRLS MAKE ME COOM

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>try a butt plug for the first time today
>couldn't get it all the way in
I feel ashamed.

BROS IM COOOOOOMING

Why is coom so fucking funny lmao

HUUUUAAAGH

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Unironically this

FUCK MGS5
FUCK BANNERLORD
FUCK VIDEO GAMES JESUS CHRIST

I HAVE BEEN REDUCED TO A MAN WHO JUST COOMS

shit taste, awful design

Why would you expect it to fit when it's your first time? I bet you didn't even use lube.

baby load. must be gay

>Did it make me feel less lonely? No, it didn't.
Jee i fucking wonder why?
Not him btw

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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bros...

BROS

AAAAAAAAAAA BROS

IM

IM

BROS IM

IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG

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Not that I expected it to. Made me realize that I want emotional support out if a relationship much more than sex.

I don't know what I'm doing, i'm so confused sexually.

also I used Coconut Oil.

OH GOD OH GOD I CAN FEEL IT OH GOD HERE WE GO HERE IT COMES HEEEEREEE WEEEEEE GOOOOOO

COOM COOM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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Oh boy the new epic Wojak meme is out

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based

>new
hello newfag

COOMER has soul
soijak and zoomer and about half the uses of boomer don't

How do you pronounce cooming?

Go back

There’s a vocaroo in the thread

post height and jaw

>tfw just finished cooming using /trash/ and /aco/
I need something to eat and drink so I can go again.
Like coon but with an m and an -er.

Post tits.

First you pull out your dick, get some lotion, stroke it a bit and...
A-AAAAHHH I'M FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIIIIIIIING

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>i'm so confused sexually
I know this is the last place this advice would be taken but stop jacking off so much. Anything past once a day every week is too much. Stop exposing yourself to any threads/boards/sites with more and more degenerate stuff.

post ya wrists

I coom in my trans gf's mouth every day. Sometimes she gets mad that it's too much to swallow but I can't control that, I just COOM

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OwO SPURTY WURTY YOUR CUMMY YUMMIES
DADDY PLEASE PUMP ME PLUMP
GUSH AND SMASH ME WITH YOUR COOM

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>be coomer
>coom all day, constant sexual arousal
>weak unsatisfying loads because you dont even care about the pleasure anymore you just want to coom

>be acroomer
>dont coom all day, abstain from sexual arousal
>strong pleasurable loads because you havent burned out your dopamine receptors and cum vessels through cooming

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BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN

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is this canon?

COOM

COOM

after this shitty forced meme I always yell OOHHHHHHH GOOODD IM COOOOOOOOOOOMING

COOM

COOM

haha great thread

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COOOOOOOM

what are we all doing with our lives

This shit literally isn’t funny at all and marks a new low for both the quality of this board and the intelligence (or lack there of) of its posters.

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AHHHH I'M COOMING
COOOOM
COOM

COOM

I know, right? A Smash thread died for this.

what's this called?

Mods really don't care anymore, huh?

>strikes fear into women's heat by his mere existence

>he doesn't coom

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COOM

I'M DOING IT
COOM IS SHOOTING OUT OF MY COOOOCK

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broomer

We've reached the bottom of the barrel years ago. Now we're just wallowing in it.

COOM

Krystal should be wearing black. The two pinkies should be in white and the leopard should be in red. These colors hurt my eyes.

Every time I see a sexy OP on Yea Forums I have to coom

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA COOM

Jannie are you okey?

being a moron >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> politicalposting

The jannies are cooming just like us. Don't fight it, just COOOOOOM.

At least Smash is a video game

You're supposed to insert it slowly until your ass stretches enought.

>tfw learning how to coom from buttplay

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Are a bunch of fags spamming porn right now?

Gamer?
No
COOMBRAIN

OOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIII
I BEAT MY MEAT ALL DAY AND NIGHT
FUCK XVIDS PORNHUB 4 LYFFFFFF

>almost

Everybody get up, it's time to coom now
We got a real jam cooming' down
Welcome to the Coom Jam
Here's your chance, cum your pants at the Coom Jam
Alright...

Coom on and slam, and welcome to the jam!
Coom on and slam, if you wanna jam!

>these faggots who have to let everyone know they're above it all

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No

sauce

I imagine it's a second influx of gamerbrain memers trying their hardest to be spiteful and falseflag in retaliation.

AAAAAIIIIIEEE JANNY-SAMA.... T-TASUKETE!!!

youtu.be/Ej2Gy2JAHKg

Yeah cool, see you tomorrow virgin

staying in the thread was worth it just for this

Why not both?

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>All this porn posting got me really aroused
>Check some favorites on XHamster and start jacking off
>Orgasm is close
>Remember that vocaroo record
>Start laughing hysterically as I coom

How many times do you jack off per day, lads? I usually only do it once but I like edging it out to around 2-3 hours.

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MY ROOM SMELLS LIKE COOM AND MY COCK SMELLS LIKE FISH

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HOLY FUCKIN' BASED

Nofappers are just coping incels.

Incels, rise up and COOM CUNNY

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JANNIES ARE FUCKING COOMING RIGHT NOW

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I don't have time for that, I fap for about three minutes and then it's back to the grind.

>tfw I coom so much I got tired of dumping my coom on a tissue and throwing it away
>instead just hold my coom into my foreskin and dump it directly into my trashcan

Coom?

fake

>He doesn't use his coom for moisturizer
my skin has never been better.

I NEED THIS MOD STAT

Based thread i'm finna.. ah ah ah AHHHH

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youtube.com/watch?v=Cd64UTMXsy8

It's so good.

Imagine the smegma

>*SNAP*
yep, user is going into my cooming collection

>tfw clogged my bathroom sink with all the coom I deposited

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>girl at work confessed to me that she used cum of her bf as moisturizer for her face

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That is a good idea, thank you very much.

>Cooming didn't stop
>Now I'm cooming blood
It's over boys

Go back reddit niggers

THERE'S COOM ON THE FOOD WHAT DO I DO?

I DID THE SAME
HAIR AND COOM

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No fapping is the way to go. 6

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>talking to girls
what a chad

does this actually work?

>spic
no thx

I just sucked a big cockroach into my vacuum because I was scared if I swatted at it it would get away.

Thanks based tard OP.

Its 2am and Im giggling my head off.

So stupid so funny

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Goddamnit JADF.

EAT IT AND JUST COOOOOOM SOME MORE

>coomposting breaks 200 posts
it's not fair, why do cute and funny game threads get deleted but coombrains get the VIP treatment

2/10

COOOOMING ON MY WIFE'S SOLES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I COOM SO HARD
NOT FOR HONOUR
BUT FOR THE LEWDS
(coom eater)
IN MY TIME
THERE WILL BE MORE COOM
(coom eater)

Imagine actually shooting shampoo into some chick's eyes.

This is the worst fucking meme not just on this site, but ever created. And that's a good thing.

Cooming is fucking hilarious unlike cute and funny

cunny is just the cringe version of loli

NO MARIO DONT JUMP ON THE COOMBA

Do coomers just jack off to anything? Futa, pegging, feet, loli? Is there something they/you won't jack off to?

>Washing out my coom with hot water
>It sticks to the bathtub like a fucking fried egg

BROS IM ABOUT TO SPEW, FAMILIES ASLEEP, WHERE SHOULD I COOM?

because having pedophiles browse your site is disgraceful

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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check my 5

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I DON'T CARE I JUST WANT TO FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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>IF I NOFAP FOR JUST A FEW MORE WEEKS I'LL GO SUPER SAIYAN

Fukin kek

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ded show, kys

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based

You, uhh... you gonna fap to that post you just made? Because if not I'll claim it.

>tfw happily married to hapa qt
you can make it too bros, i believe in you

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soundgasm.net/u/worship-porn-my-goddess/Porn-Addict-Brainwash-Program-PORN-WORLD

>tfw this happened to me last week
coomfags will never know this feel

reminder you're not a true coomer if you've never coom in your pants with no dick stimulation whatsoever

Holy shit you're still here? After all these years?

When I was younger I used to jack off in bed and cum in my boxers without cleaning up after.
I was a fucking animal

why are we still here lmao

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he's a pretender

That's StaryKrow, idiot.

Reminder: Porn is very bad for you. Orgasm releases several chemicals into your system - Dopamine, antiandrogens, oxytocin, among others. This is all fine - Dopamine makes you feel good, antiandrogens regulate hormone levels after sex, and oxytocin helps you form bonds with people.

However, excessive dopamine in the blood causes the receptors to weaken and constrict over time. You become less able to uptake dopamine - You are less able to feel good. Antiandrogens take days to metabolize and leave the bloodstream completely, inhibiting your ability to uptake your body's naturally produced testosterone. However, the most insidious is probably oxytocin. It is triggered by proximity to people - and without this, your brain lacks regulatory bonding elements associated with orgasm and dopamine. Your brain associates isolation with pleasure, making you crave it and also need it in order to feel good. This is why porn addicts often have erectile dysfunction with a partner, but can get it up immediately to jack off alone.

Orgasm is also a fairly physically traumatic event. Masturbation itself tends to damage fine blood vessels in the penis, which lends to the darker color of the cock associated with excess masturbation. It's literally bruised and dulled. This requires a firmer grip, which compounds the issue further. In males, muscular contractions of the testes are eased by seminal flow, and as prostate fluid and semen are spent more frequently they constrict harder.

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TO FUCKING COOM YOU COOMER, NOW COOM WITH ME

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I still do that. I'm 27.

JUST TO COOM

is this thread a honeypot? I feel like we're all gunna get banned
>YOU ARE BANNED
>REPLYING TO OFF TOPIC GARBAGE

I don't get this meme. Is this just a new form of that gamer meme a couple months ago?

God I wish that was me. (On the bottom. I'm not a tranny fag.)

COOMING AT THE BEACH DO DO DO DO

COOMING AT THE BEACH A REET DO DO

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This paired with the tighter grip of a chronic masturbator can cause tearing along the abdominal walls in the hip, leading to hydroceles. These are fluid pockets in the testes that retain heat and can render males sterile if they persist long enough.

Additionally, semen is an abrasive. Though the sensitive tissues of the vas deferens and epididymis can recover fairly quickly, excessive masturbation and expenditure of protein rich sperm and calcifying semen rake at the walls, leading to blockages and formation of cysts. As hydroceles, these cysts retain heat and can lead to premature sperm death.

While occasional use of porn can be fine, like the occasional cigar, habitual use can destroy a man. Nobody talks about the dangers, let alone what isolation spent in constant fantasy will do to a person's psychology. Used often enough, it renders you sterile with imbalanced hormones in extreme habitual cases. The proportional over development of the infraspinatus muscle causes the body to pull forward and the neck to pull back against the strain, leading to chronic posture issues. The list simply goes on.

If you are a habitual user, and that is your choice, fine - But make your choice informed.

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too late faggot
double down
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HAHAHA, LOOK AT TRANNY WHO CAN'T COOM
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yeah this makes sense actually
this is where i get off fellas go on without me

I DONT CARE I JUST WANT TO FUCKIN COOOOOOOOOOM

i fuckin coom

Do you guys like images that are close to being nudity without actually going that far?

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Got any footage? I want to coom right now.

I bet he traces JADF.

would you coom to this?

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I'm glad I always visit Yea Forums at times like this

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All I have is jacking off so it's fine. I can't get hard when I'm in bed with a women.

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NOTHING BEATS JUST COOOOOOOOMING WITH MY Yea ForumsROS

imagine unironically believing this lmao

I love (=3=)

>about to hit 300 replies
I'm liking these new jannies boys absolutely based

this thread made me dig through my fucking shitpost folder for this

you know what to do

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AAAAAAAA I'M COOOMING ON MY LITTLE SISTER

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real aussie hours on Yea Forums

You know that transtrending is a direct response to overmasturbation, isolation, escapism, and erotic roleplay using anime girl avatars, right?

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>ctrl + f “coom”
>100+ results
IM COOMING

great thread

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more people should, they're good cocks

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He's describing everything that I've experienced. I think I'm out.

EWWWWW NO, I CAN'T COOM TO OBESITY

Why not, most of the full-nudity pics are drawn like shit so might as well let my imagination do the rest of the job

THREAD THEME
COOOOOOOOMING
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GOTY

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Is this the new version of gamerbrain

>he likes cocks

Well shit. You might be bi.

Based and coompilled

what's your favorite tag to COOM to Yea Forums?

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CLEAN IT UP Yea Forums

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I would nofap for life if I had reason to (a life).

imagine being such an animal that you have to masturbate every time you see something even slightly round with a face

i'll fucking prove it

>might be
Is getting pegged by my tomboy gf while I wear girl clothes straight?

>Boom
>Coom
>Doom
>Zoom

It's either this retarded tier posting paired with cuck shit or political nonsense. Don't you fucks get bored of how predictable these threads are?

it's a joke

youtube.com/watch?v=S3vDCgbI_YQ

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Its not fair bros why can women have infinite gasms with no drawback

A very wide series of symptoms that overlap with an even wider set of conditions? Yea Forums is not your doctoar, sootballs.

uncut dicks are so much hotter than mutilated ones

i coom

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You don't actually do this.

>bitch who sells nudes
>is an actual, literal moron irl

what a shock

thanks for letting us know you're above it all champ

>Doesn't know about prostate orgasms being stronger and more frequent than women

men can achieve infinite orgasm if they train themselves to hold their cum in (dry orgasm)

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>to be btfo by some oc
If you mean this, how was he BTFO?

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>Your brain associates isolation with pleasure, making you crave it and also need it in order to feel good.
Holy shit I wish I knew this sooner

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>t. Anteater dick

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