I need an Anthony Burch thread guys

>gearbox under investigation
>burch has twitter breakdown
>probably drunk and complains about work
>pitchford had to shut him up

>That Google+ themed April fool's when we got like six months worth of shitposting in a single day because everyone was trying to be Anthony Burch

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Bad wife. Get yourself one of these.

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If you're thinking of Randy, he's still being a bitch and withholding documents last anyone's heard. That fuck is totally going to jail or at least going to lose a fuck ton of cash very soon.

>sorry for wine drunk
>buys all that
I bet she wasn't only drunk

user, it only works because we KNOW how awful he is, we need to respread this information for the good of the future generations.

>She took the Wii U with her.

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youtu.be/eB6tqxqwSfU

Burch framed a tweet of anita sarkeesian and displayed it like a trophy.

Add on the time he decided he was gay. Then bi. Then straight. Then maybe bi. Then said he doesn't know.

Yeah sorry I was thinking of Randy. Who I also am not, thank fuck. Dude should've been ejected after Colonial Marines, no idea how he still has a job

It's really hard to eject the guy who owns the company.

At least his sister is doing alright

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>>Asked his wife for an open relationship. Proceeded to bang nobody while his wife ran off with another guy.
>>She took the Wii U with her.
you know its over when your wife goes to play Wii U with her lover and not just to get banged.

Just think, there are people so new that they weren't here when we were all trying to get Burch's name.

and we never did

Has he done anything worth laughing at recently? Haven't really heard about him in ages

and when he couldn't bang anybody he just decided that he was bisexual, then proceeded to date guys.. then got offended because the guy he dated felt him up or something and decided he was straight after all

But God damnit, we tried.

He's just a good ol' fashioned cuckhold who had a meltdown and wrote very shit dialogue.

Fun time for all.

He learned his lesson and deleted his twitter, so no. It stayed deleted, too.

He deleted his Twitter, got a job at Riot (not sure if he's still there), and has been laying low since then.

Cucked and memed into hiding. Thank God I'm not Anthony Burch.

He promised women he'd get them jobs at gearbox if they slept with him. There were no jobs.

Randy Pitchford even helped cover this up.

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He used that as a way to relate to "abused women" and their plight of dealing with horny men too.

Surprised he had the self awareness to realize he was his own worse enemy.

Lol nobody has slept with Anthony Burch, user, including his own wife. You don't need to make shit up.

He was fired from Riot last year.

worst* fuck me

So the only thing he has done is be a cuck who lost his wiiu, is that it, surely there's more if just saying your thankful that your not him is enough to make you feel better about yourself? Honestly, Randy sounds a million times worse than him at the moment. I've genuinly forgot what he did so I need a FULL rundown if your willing guys.

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I'd be okay with being Randy Pitchford.

Randy is at least successful

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Randy at least owns a multimillion dollar company. Even with legal troubles he could just cash out whenever and coast.

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You get his wife user.

It boggles the mind but it is genuinely real.

So he got woke and went broke?

Someone got Antonio Burch if I remember correctly.

what the fuck is that image

Oh sheesh.
Now I'm just moderately tolerant with being Randy Pitchford.

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There really were some accusations on Burch being abusive/a sexual predator. People said it wasn't coincidence he deleted his twitter when #MeToo gained traction.

>hey ladies i might be able to get you a job writing for candy crush saga if you suck my knob

it's a thing on reddit where celebrities do Q&A with redditors, they have to post an image of themselves holding paper that mentions it as proof.

shes aging really poorly. ive seen a picture of her in when she was young and she was kind of cute for a fat bitch. also i think shes the rich one so when you quantum leap into being randy pitchford you gotta stick by your big ass bitch unless you can swindle sega out of enough to make a break for it.

If I became Randy I'd dump his wife immediately and proceed to develop a faithful Duke Nukem sequel + release the 2001 version

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Holly balls no wonder he walks about with usb drives of child porn and has a secret "peacock theatre" basement in his home to lure children.

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>gets drunk
>wakes up your landlord's bed
>buys a switch as an apology
modern women for you

>mfw he's writing nu-GoW2 right now

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I know what an AMA is, user.

I mean the shitty joke at the beginning.

Randy at least is loaded and can ride what he's got for a while.

Anthony Burch on the other hand can't say the same even though he's done less stupid shit than Randy.

My life is so shitty that i would be happy to be a Anthony Burch. At least i would have money for good food and new pc.

youtube.com/watch?v=EdgYRcvD70U
So I guess he's doing alright and his relationship with Ashley isn't totally shot.

I hope he gets to be a better person.

Guess the dwarf bros are going to be redditors now.

she's a dyke who probably thinks it's cute to look like a boy as a girl

She's a VA, not a writer.

I still remember that April fools facebook thing with the names.
No matter how hard we tried , nobody got Anthony Burch, very poetic

Randy at least has money and a living game studio in this industry when so many others have closed despite leaving a thumbdrive at medievil times with things/dontclick/things/cp on it, Anthony Burch meanwhile is poor as fuck and a total failure despite his internet infamy.

Being Randy is way better than being Anthony Burch.

>Burch was a writer on Cartoon Network's Adventure Time

that is cute but not when it's forced like that.

dad of war really needed some low quality internet humor
some really corny achievement writing

That explains many things.

>that is cute
you're confused, it's cute when a boy looks like a girl, not the other way around

It's a pretty good case study into why you shouldn't open a monogamous relationship into a polyamorous one.

there's nothing cute about her in particular, but your homosexuality is your own problem

The best part is (if I remember this right) he asked her for the open relationship, she said no, and he decided to declare the relationship as open anyhow.
He fucking straight up went "So yeah I plan to cheat on you."

>liking a female appearance makes you gay
>but liking a male appearance doesn't

the fact that they wanted to do this in the first place suggests their relationship was shit and mistakes were made
only fucking less wrong posters that can't afford their rent pimp out their wives

Unless you're a 14th century duke stuck in a loveless political marriage for all of 2.5 acres of farmland, it will end in absolute flames.

>>She took the Wii U with her.
I dont know why this part is so funny to me

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there is nothing about hair length that establishes the sex of a subject. it's a social convention that changes between cultures, time periods, and social status.
you wanting to fuck men makes you gay

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dykes usually do more than just cut hair length, they style their hair like boys and dress like boys and act like them as well, being attracted to that makes you gay as fuck too

A vagina has come into contact with multiple dicks, so when you fuck one, you come into contact with multiple dicks indirectly.
Overall however, a dick comes into contact with many less dicks overall, so you are in reality coming into contact with many less dicks when you interact with it.

Thus, fucking or sucking a dick is much less gay.

Bump.

>tfw not Anthony Burch
>tfw Ashley Burch drove her ex to suicide

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No way man, you don't get to just inhabit his body, you are him, and that means no Duke EVER Unless it's made as cringy as possible Every bad habit he has is yours. Still wanna take the deal?

>Ashley Burch drove her ex to suicide
Go on.

Burch lies to women about getting them jobs at his current workplace if they have sex with him, same with promotions internally when he was at gearbox. He learned a thing or two from Randy about covering shit up but unlike randy burch isnt cocky so instead of trying to deflect anything or acting like a crazy person to his employees when shit is going wrong he just quits and moves on to do it again at another company. Kinda weird that burch would quit right before all these accusations about sexual harassment would come to light against riot. Burch a slimy snake, one of those nice guys. You know, pro-feminist "I respect women" types who do anything to just get their dick touched. Baby toys are neat aint it.

I'd tap that.

such a shitty VA

All the publicly known polyamorous relationships failed.
>Anthony Burch
>That redheaded jewess
>yogahotwife

>sorry I got drunk
>here I bought you this gift with your money to make it up
Lose-lose

What's more telling is that there's none that have publicly succeeded.

Randy's biggest issue is he's a PR disaster. If I swapped bodies with Randy I'd be able to enjoy his wealth with little to no issue while I keep my mouth shut. If I swapped bodies with Anthony Burch I'd just be a cuck without a WII U

Let me just remind everyone that you aren't;
>Anthony Burch
>Randy Pitchford
>Andrew Dobson
Have a fantastic day

I still prefer this hair style on her.

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She used to be pretty cute, sad

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I don't have any info, I just remember some user posting some blog. Something about how she verbally abused him to drug use and suicide
>Hey Ash, whatcha playin?
>Killing my ex

What happened with yogahotwife?

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>Buys all that as an apology for getting drunk
Expect a brown baby in 9 months

>she used to be cute
>in 240p

As if GoW wasn't really dead

I know /pol/ memed you into thinking otherwise but being an actual cuck as in willingly letting your wife sleep around while you get nothing is a rare condition, it takes an especially gigantic failure to become one

And I though my hair was greying fast.

He 's really pulling off the used car salesman look in this picture.

She was so cute on the HAWP thing.

you forgot Jim Sterling

Two morbidly obese failures who insist they're poly and totally getting laid when it's obvious that both are physically incapable of it, is hardly in the same league.

Looks like a greasy Italian trap. I imagine the voice being really annoying too.

Just kill her.

Is this why scooter dies and they replaced him with a fridge?

that was hardly ever a relationship in the first place, it's just kinda like two people who would rather be "together" than alone and also she already had a son so jim is raising his wife's son and probably doesn't even fuck her not necessarily or only because he can't but because he'd rather suck a penis and can't do that either

He helps people not to kill themselves.

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>>She took the Wii U with her.

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it feels like the 2010s are the dark souls of 2000s vidya-adjacent celebrities where now we are living in the time when the fire fades and since all these people never formed nuclear families or healthy long term relationships, they are now husks of their former selves

>boss music starts playing
>Anthony Burch, Seeker of Gray Game Box

*240p with make up

I don't like her. She can do 2 voices:
>Her own voice (Upper middle class cunt)
>Annoying as fuck 12 year old

Randy is rich and could fix most of his PR related problems by doing absolutely nothing.

I feel like you guys are missing the point, all his hate for him started on his Twitter. Remember how arrogant he was? How he would block anybody with a hint of criticism, how he framed that one tweet of an SJW praising him?

erm i think you'll find she can also do geographically ambiguous UK accent too, one of those is it irish or scottish or just somewhere in the north accents.

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She hasn't changed at all, she still cute yo.

All this trap and tranny meme shit turned you people into actual faggots because that looks like a young boy with a wig.

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You forgot the best part, where he pretended to be gay for Social Justice points but then practically broke down when it actually came time to touch a penis.

Depends how much stock he holds in the company and what the shareholders want. Didn't the guy who owned and founded Uber get fired by shareholders?

>Wife insists on having an open relationship
>Agree because it means you get to have sex with women besides your wife
>Wife has a new man every couple of days, you don't get jack shit
>Try to claim your gay/bi to get guys because you literally can't get a single woman to sleep with you
>Then your wife decides to leave you anyways.
>Then takes the WiiU

Thank FUCK I'm not Anthony Burch.

Remember

youtu.be/XshS_6evfp4

I think it's just the extra little kick in the nuts after the other shit that happened. It's funny because it's such a minor thing, but came right after a whole load of worse shit happened. Like in a tv show where someone loses their job, gets mugged, then gets a phone call his wife just left him all within an hour. Then when he gets upset and asks "God how could this get any worse" and it starts raining.

>I wanted an open relationship
>I can't get any women to sleep with me, so I'll be gay
>I got one guy to go for it, but cried the second his penis got involved.
>Then my wife had loads of sex with other men
>Then she left me
>She took half of everything
>But at least I still have my WiiU
>Nevermind she just took that.

Gearbox is a private company. If Randy ever leaves he'll probably burn the studio down on his way out.

damn she used to be cute what happened
besides homosexuality I mean

>Is now writing comics with John Carpenter
Either John's standards have really dropped, or this is the Burch Redemption Arc.

This looks like fucking Sammy lmao and I'm ok with that

The old comic publishers are desperate for anything that'll revitalize the dying market.
DC even hired 5 Guys Quinn before realizing how bad Vertigo had gotten and shut it down.

Fired from riot because of asking for sexual favors and other sexual shit.

Last I heard he was a writer for some small thing I don't remember.

He deleted his twitter? Where the fuck can I get his picture with a portrait of anita now?

Looks like the average ugly mutt to me.