So, was Nico actually A sloppy excuse for a Devil May Cry thread?

So, was Nico actually A sloppy excuse for a Devil May Cry thread?

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I wanted Lady to come onto a bashful Nico, like walk forward seductively while Nico tries to back away nervously.

all women are bi

Nico is pure. Stupid, but pure.

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Nico likes black men

She's cute! That's why I wanted Lady to come onto her. Walk slowly and make Nico about an imminent lesbian assault. Only for nothing to come of it and so Nico tries to compose herself.

>6 months now since DMC5 released
>not a word or even hint about dlc of any kind
it's not going to happen

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>cure
>creates Vibrator arm for Kyrie/Nero.
>stupid
>creates robo arms in general
Look at him, look at him and laugh.

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nobody likes black men

why was dante rude to nico when they met? he seemed annoyed when she mentioned nell goldstein

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trashy jew

:^)

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god i want to fuck nico so much, pounding her pussyi n the back of the van thats filled with the smell of cigs and oil from her working on new arms for nero, getting all sticky from

She was cute until I heard her talk. Poorly done country accents make my dick flaccid

good, you at least gave her somewhat of a spin before making your mind

>not a word or even hint about dlc of any kind
tgs

Literally everything on the left was said about her when she was first revealed. People warmed up to her once the game came out.

Didn't he kind of get Nell killed? He's probably bitter about his role in her death.

Dante does

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i googled it and nothing is coming up, what did they say about it.

That's they said about gamescon and E3 too. It's not gonna happen, expect Vergil in 9 years.

maybe, but you'd think he'd also be happy to see her legacy lives on in her granddaughter.

Underated
> 100% factual

Go to bed, Nico
Kyrie will never sleep with you, she is a good girl.

it'll happen this time ;_;

What would you want it see? What more do you want in Dmc5? I'd kill for more characters.

boco is a better tripfag, not saying tripfags are good but you get the idea

Nico is the girl who got bullied in high school for being a shy nerdy virgin, so she overcompensated by getting a bunch of tats, starting to smoke, and acting trashy. But despite the act, she's still an awkward virgin deep down.

Whoa, he downright hated the female for such a small narrow-minded reason.

Nah, she isn't a half faggot, where are you getting that from?

That's pretty much what happened in-game, if you manage to tear your eyes away from Lady you can see Nico nervously check her out before holding out the shovel between them like a shield.

This.

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No way fag.

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I politely, but very strongly disagree.