Are the 2D Metroid games on the better than 3D ones?
Are the 2D Metroid games on the better than 3D ones?
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white women unironically cant cosplay and are all terrible people.
Both for games and women, 2D > 3DPD.
Why did you feel the need to add something before "women"?
Do you think brown women, or black women, or asians outside of japanese women are able to cosplay and are not terrible people
I wouldn't say they're better, but I personally had more fun with the 2D ones because I dig the built in speedrunning aspect and gameplay more.
cope
>defending brown/black women
Big N
CAST IN THE NAME OF NOG
No women can cosplay correctly. Because no women look like a cartoon character. This is also why live action adaptations of video games/anime are always cancer.
YE ARE GUILTY
Yes
Yes
omgcosplay is my cosplayfu
I wish she would molest me
Closet fags.
I wish she was huge
She is
>left
SOUL
>right
SOULLESS
I'm a pedo, not a fag.
Them some squirrel sized nuts.
Are they fake like that one dude that died from them?
I dont think so
Seething tranny
Stop sexualising Samus
I would rape both of them to death
Yes actually
Prime is fantastic and it's right up with Super as the best Metroid game but 2D is better in the case of every other game
This
women unironically cant cosplay and are all terrible people.*
fixed your typo
hol up
is that little mac?
What do you think she eats?
Have sex
Why are you posting this lard ass. She has a fucked up face and is just like every other ham planet.
Honestly you bbw lovers are as mentally ill as trannies and foot/scat fetishist.
unlike your image
...
You seem to have some unresolved issues user
>if you don't like fat slobs you are gay
This is EXACTLY what i'm talking about.
You're mentally ill.
>getting this mad
You know who else gets mad about women? Closeted fags and incels
That's not what I meant the fact you jumped to that conclusion proves my point
You're mentally ill.
Kill. Yourself.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER FACE
HOW CAN HER FUCKING EYES BE FAT
WHAT THE FUCK
Have sex
Kill yourself.
imagine getting validated constantly for being a fat bitch. the internet has ruined women.
Cosplaying as a boy is entirely possible however.
And is extremely fun.
as a fatfag, she is fucking disgusting inside and out. stop posting her and post other less disgusting chubby cosplayers
thank you
A lot.
SEETHING faggot
do it painfully and tape it.
based fatanon. momokun is a fucking disgusting piece of human garbage. nobody wants to see that trashy, venereal disease ridden, liposuction scarred slut. fuck off
L O N D O N
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N
D
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I like bad girls
Soon, user. It will be done soon.
>When you're so fat your eyes get fat
AHAHAHAHAH
...
>tfw no 2D console metroid game
has there been any news on Prime 4 besides the restart?
the virgin cope
>tfw already have b cups after 8 months of estradiol
Can I be your big titty cosplayer gf, user?
have it posted so we can laugh as your fatass dies.
again. do it painfully and slow. just like you mentally ill faggots like your women.
Yeah gimme your discord
you're having a bad time
>litteraly take everything feminine about samus and make it masculine
>even her fucking suit
these people are beyond parody. its like an obsession that they subconciously uphold.
I will now buy your game.
You gonna post or what?
Tell me about the zoomers, why do they put the round thing on the back of their phone?
it's a tool that lets you grab it with your fingers to hold your phone better.
How are you so retarded you act like this is a zoomer thing?
>getting THIS assblasted
Who hurt you incel?
Sorry I don't need a fucking knob on my phone to text...how is it supposed to fit in your pocket?
>LOL UMAD
This site is 18+ go back to your home reddit spacing anime contrarian.
Man, great gameplay discussion going on here.
IS IT TRUE OR NOT THAY MOMOKUN WAS SEEN BEING FUCKED BY A DOG??!! I HAVE NEVER GET MY ANSWER AND I DON'T WANT TO CHECK KIWIFARMS TO CONFIRM IT
post more Momo
Listen retard let me slowly explain this to your smooth brain.
It can collapse from the back of the phone so when you hold on to it(NOT TEXT WITH IT RETARD) it won't fall out of your hand. It's useful for taking pictures or when you are watching things on it.
Not stop being a fucking gamer and use google for simple shit you ape.
Its a collapsible stand that can be used to prop the phone or hold the phone on the dashboard of a car
I genuinely think skinny white girls with thin lips are aesthetic as fuck
I will forever be mad at her for ruining cosplay threads.
Did you like the Disney film 'Peter Pan' by chance?
>Hire more jannies
>None of them do their jobs.
LOL!
>it won't fall out of your hand
So it's for spastic retards, and narcoleptics. Cool
Lol
Same
>Make convenient tool
>MUST BE FOR RETARDS!
You're the only idiot here. Seriously did your mother drop/throw you when you were a baby?
>zoomers in charge of holding a phone
...
>he needs a "useful tool" to hold a fucking phone in his ADHD-addled parkinsonian zoomer hands
Peter pan is one of the worst Disney 2d animated Disney films.
Why use a chair? Do you have a medical condition surely!
Fucking retard. Contrarian posting is just brainlets trying to be funny.
Shutup incel.
>Peter pan is one of the worst Disney 2d animated Disney films.
Get a load of this faggot
I bet Frozen and Home on the Range are his favorites
Everything.
>phone is designed to be held in the hand
>still cant do it
Again. Contrarian posting is just brainlets trying to be funny.
you're not.
Remember when momo-kun was attractive?
Imagine not being able to hold a phone
we're laughing bud
Contrarian posting is just brainlets trying to be funny.
you're not.
let me guess, you own an iphone too?
Pathetic retard thinks he's cool for sitting in a giant archiac device rather than a phone
get out of 2010 dude
You're a faggot too.
keep saying it and it just might come true someday
I don't and it's not just for iphone.
This is how stupid you are.
Contrarian posting is just brainlets trying to be funny.
you're not.
No
What good is a pc?
No exclusives
worse than a phone
Only thing you have is a 2000 ego box you constantly need to defend and try to find reasons to bring other devices down. But times have changed, faggot. You aren't cool, you're a boomer
lmfao >>>/resetmygenitals/ or whatever
Me neither. Thanks.
>it's not just for iphone.
No but vapid pointless fashion trends usually appeal to the iphone crowd
God I wanna suck on her titties and eat her pussy til the end of time
It exists because companies have realized that if people are stupid enough to pay for that shit, they might as well sell it. You would need to be a complete idiot read: a teenage chick to actually need one, but you would have to arguably be an even bigger idiot to actually buy one.
Same
I dunno what it is. But she looks so damn stupid in every pic. And it's not because she's fat I think. There's something about her face.
>vapid pointless fashion trends
You're so stupid you think anything new is a "Fashion Trend".
You're honestly retarded and i'm shocked you are breathing... Do you have to be hooked up to a iron lung so you can exist?
Yet again people on Yea Forums pretending to be smart or above things because they view it as "Stupid" so it just must be the thing and not them!
You're retarded so i have to beat it into you.
That round thing is also because a lot of newer phones are fuck huge and women, 50% of phone owners, have small hands. It's like how women's pants don't have pockets so we can sell them purses. At least that's what I think
this thread become BBW friendly too soon.
This thread is really video game related.
Good thing we hired all those new jannies to sit around and do jack shit!
no u
I think so but I hate playing FPS shit on console.
>I'm not an idiot! Everyone else is just stupid!
Yeah, nah. You're fucking stupid.
>i think thing is stupid! There for it is STUPID!
You're honestly in need of a .45 for that empty head of yours.
Based.
I fucking love these, the most creative use of wojaks in a long time.
What's this thread about?
IIRC that's cospaint
She's nude
>All wiminz are evil
Idiot.
See how the smoothbrain lashes out with threats of violence when confronted with his own mental inadequacies.
Contrarian posting is just brainlets trying to be funny.
you're not.
>ywn be dominated and abused by a sexually aggressive thicc mommy
i wish for death but I'm stuck in this shell
here we go again
truth hurts huh retard?
Faggot
Holy fucking shit she's hot as fuck
You should know, microbrain.
Well, I'm all out of armchair psychological ideas about your sexuality.
Projection again.
what the fuck are you talking about
best thread on Yea Forums atm
>get proven to be an idiot
>ur projecting!
>proven
Why must you lie and be stupid.
Also what is your obsession with the person you are posting. It's weird and pathetic you have so many images of a man on your computer faggot.
No shes disgusting Ahab
Do you also use a handle for your mouse? How about an extra handle for your eating utensils? A handle for your steering wheel perhaps?
what is your obsession with men?
stelter poster isnt me
If you need proof, just go read your posts.
On the contrary, 3D Metroid games are better than the 2D ones.
>proven
>no proof
why are you obsessed with this man what is your gay issue?
Just because I'm replying to you doesn't mean I'm obsessed with you. Of course an idiot like you would think that everything revolves around them. I never said you were gay though, but good for you for being able to open yourself up like that.
>Just because I'm replying to you doesn't mean I'm obsessed with you.
>Reading comprehension level: 0
stupid gay poster
>Reading comprehension level: 0
Yes, just another one of your deficiencies.
No you're actually retarded and can't read shit.
This is why you're retarded and a faggot.
>this whole thread
Nope
Says the guy who needs a teenage girl's phone accessory. Idiot.
Ass you can see here:
2D>D
How can you be so proud of being an idiot and a queer?
You're asking me nonsensical questions that you should really be answering yourself. We've established multiple times that you're an idiot.
WELCOME TO Yea Forums BITCH
>Are the 2D Metroid games on the better than 3D ones?
they have their ups and downs but all Metroid games, except for Other M, are worth playing
How can you be so stupid yet so gay?
I'm doing my best impression of you.
I'm not the one posting men while being retarded.
>actually want to play some vidya
>having too much fun calling this dipshit an idiot
Well hey, one for two isn't bad. You could post men if you wanted to go two for two.
Cringy newfag retard
you can literally see a gap in the costume on the neck
i remember this was a costume because brie larson wore the exact same thing
So you just admitted you're gay.
Good job retard.
>posting men is gay
That's a pretty problematic thing of you to say, wrinkle free.
>You could post men if you wanted to go two for two.
In your OWN WORDS. you are a faggot.
Good job adding on to the pile of proof that you're an idiot.
how can you still be so stupid?
You must be rubbing off on me.
HIS PALMS ARE SWEATY KNEES WEAK ARMS ARE HEAVY THERES VOMIT ON HIS SWEATER ALREADY MOMS SPAGHETTI
is this ACfag's new way of shitposting Metroid threads? Spamming images of some bald Trump supporter?
i'm sure you love rubbing men.
I actually didn't even realize this was a metroid thread. I just saw an easy target from the front page.
>Brian Stelter
>Trump Supporter
You must be as smoothbrained as
>calling anyone a smoothbrain when you admitted you love men.
lol?
You really do like talking about gay men, don't you? Seeing gay things everywhere you look.
You love posting men and admitting you being gay.
Explain yourself faggot.
I really hate how much I wanna fuck this fat broad, Marshmallow Maximus is hotter though.
>calls other people gay
>needs a teenage girl's phone accessory
Really joggles the noggle
>Admits to being gay
really gay.
Poor girl. Broad shoulders, narrow waist.
Hey look, it's that projection thing you misused earlier.
>Still posting men he admitted to liking.
hmmm...
cope nigger
Look, I know you wish I felt about you the way that you feel about me, but it could never work. I'm straight, and you're an idiot. We would never last.
>woman
>still posting men he loves
HMMMMM?
I'm just trying to help you. Give you someone better than you that you could aspire to be. Instead of just being an aspie.
who is this? reverse image search gives no results
>trying to turn me onto men
Classic faggot trying to make everyone gay.
Her name is Brian Stelter.
There is no trying here. You're already attracted to men. Your teenage girl's phone accessory is all the proof you need.
>Projection again
lol...
esta what?
I don't have an accessory that only teenage girls need. You seem to like using words you don't understand, like the idiot you are. You should probably look up what that word means.
>still posting men
stop being gay
>using gay as an insult
>on Yea Forums
Your tourism is showing
>S-STOP USING THAT WORD IT TRIGGERS ME!!!
What a faggot lmao.
Yet you still haven't noticed that you've been triggered since you got called out for being such an idiot that you need a teenage girl's phone accessory, and have been lashing out like an idiot this entire time.
Yea Forums is such easy mode
>still posting men
>Getting mad when getting called out for being gay
You're extra gay
don't know, but I preordered it before it got restarted, I don't know how long I'm gonna have to wait
>mad
Why would I be mad? This entire conversation has been me calling you an idiot, and you supplying me with more and more proof of my claim. You just keep harping on this gay angle because you've got nothing. You've been running on empty for so long that all you've got is >ur gay, and >u mad
Stop being gay
Stop being an idiot
This thread is a fucking trainwreck. Everyone please leave the premises immediately. We will see you in the next porn thread.
>getting mad when called out
Fucking faggot hahah
You keep on with the aimless shooting from the hip. Maybe you'll hit a mark eventually. On the other hand, you just can't let it go, because deep down you know you're an idiot.
>Still getting mad. STILL posting men.
L
mao
You just keep on digging that hole. Eventually we'll hit THE BUMP limit, and I'll still be laughing, but you'll be the one who'll have the fact that you're an idiot gnawing away at you.
i bet you love digging holes ey queer.
I like digging your hole, baby.
Proving you're a faggot yet again while getting mad when it's pointed out.
Go die of aids queer.
A man consensually fucking another man in the ass is still not even half as gay as using a girl's phone accessory.
Now you're talking about ass fucking.
We get it you're a faggot.
On the contrary, much like your sex life, you'll never get it.
i'm not into you or ANY man.
Go be a faggot elsewhere.
No, but you've had plenty of men inside you.
youtube.com
disgusting all cosplayers should be banned from doing samus except for Momokun
>still trying to hit on me
You're seriously gay.
You're seriously an idiot.
Says the queer who is coming out in a cosplay thread.
Says the idiot who needs a girl's phone accessory
>Admits to being gay in a thread about cosplaying landwhales
dumbass.
>admits to needing a girl's phone accessory because he's such a retard he can't hold his phone
idiot
>being gay is better than using a phone addon
You're really knocking it out of the park queer-o.
>using a girl's phone accessory isn't gay
Only thing I'm knocking on is your hollow skull.
>admits to being gay and being gay doesn't make you gay
you're so stupid i think it's the aids effecting your already smoothbrain.
Your logic is as solid as that of a teenage girl. Which is yet another thing you have in common with them.
Gay, Gay, Go away.
I'll cum in you another day.
you just adding to you already long list of queerness.
Reminder that the spaniards actually did the best job with samus since the original japanese games. Don't @ me castlevania fags.
He's baiting, dumbass
Unlike the way you enjoy being sodomized, it's just asserting dominance when I'm fucking you in the ass.
stop trying to force your gay shit on me
just jump the rope already
I'll stop asserting my sexual conquest over you when you stop trying to push your gay shit on me, fag.
will the two faggots in this thread please just admit that they are both gay and those pop things are in fact a girls phone accessory
You admitted to being gay.
I'm not gay. kill yourself.
Look at the post and see he's already admitted to it countless times.
i tried to follow the posts back to the root the autism between you both was too much