Kojima literally made a game journo mode below easy mode for Dead Stranding

Because you've never heard of difficulty levels before? Are you mentally retarded?

Because it's an optional difficulty level you sped

very easy has always been a thing

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Is there a reason for this to not be an actual movie?

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There’s strategy to them if you’re not a grindtard.

Nigger he added a mode to where you basically just watch a fucking movie. This means the game is centered around that shit, you dumbass

i made my gf cum on my first try

Again are you retarded?

What I'd like to know is how much does very easy mode do? If the game is easy enough for a drooling retard to beat, how will it be good at all?
does very easy add lots of obvious hints? does it limit where you can walk? will it only change combat/stealth? will the entire game basically play itself outside of what the difficulties modify?

Are you retarded? Are you so dumb that unless someone spells shit out for you, you can't read between the lines

>makes a game that so far is a walking sim
>cast a bunch of Hollywood elites
>literally makes a mode for "movie goers"
Nigger this means time, money, and man power went into this shit, INSTEAD OF MAKING A FUCKING GAME. It's going to be shit but stay on that Kojima cock, bruh

Why? I'm not excited for it in the least but I want every game to do well unless it's published by EA. The more good games the better. Pessimism just makes you look like a faggot user.

How can a game be fun if it poses no challenge?

I literally can’t. user. I have done EVERYTHING

exactly

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Because it will set a precedent. More popular walking Sim shit is, the more the market will be saturated with it.

Remember when every fps tried to mimic call of duty? Yeah, that shit.

Walking sims have been being mimicked since TLOU, if anything that's the game you should ape a failure for.

Says right there in the pic user. An rpg fan.

Action games are just about pressing buttons at the right time, there's nothing hard about them.

based

To trigger people like you.

To be fair, I did but I started believing I was crazy because I was one of the very few who did

RPG fans btfo, literal brainlettes.

>makes a game that so far is a walking sim
Have you played it?
>cast a bunch of Hollywood elites
And?
>man power went into this shit, INSTEAD OF MAKING A FUCKING GAME
Did you supervise the game's development retard?

>Because it will set a precedent
Kojima set the precedent for a very easy difficulty mode over a decade ago faggot

>duhhhh what's the difference between very easy and the other difficulties?
>will the game be harder and more difficult to complete on higher difficulties?
>I don't get it, why is reading so hard duhhhhh I wish reading came with a very easy mode

Zoomers were a mistake

i wouldnt be too remised about a very easy mode, as long as they lock content thats normally avaliable in normal and above

Ah, I see. You actively want to be angry and imagine untrue things to be angry about. Ok then.

>game doesn't come with harder modes on the spot

Not him but you can't be this retarded. Do you think time and resources are infinite?

Which he himself doesn't even realize. When will you fags realize that Kojima really doesn't know shit about his own creations at Konami because he hid behind a great team and just spat out batshit ideas for them to construe into masterpieces?

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Do you think time and resources can only be spent on one thing at a time?

no shit there will be differences between very easy and normal and hard, what I want to know is if the objective of the game or what you're supposed to do next is so blatantly obvious across difficulties that the game basically plays itself outside of some combat/stealth sections

>untrue things
What apart? The walking Sim which we saw gameplay of? The Hollywood and movie move that he just admitted to on Twitter? Which part was false?

So basically the people who do gaming journalism are all a bunch of faggots who never play games, just watch movies but are still trusted to deliver unbiased, fair and totally not bribed reviews for games?

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>Extremely massive map with varied terrain
>Your objective is to travel to the west coast of America, while delivering packages and making allies for Bridges
>You must safely travel across rough terrain while managing things like keeping your BB safe so you can maneuver around BTs safely, your health (which is measured in ml, so you can bleed out possibly?), and the durability of your packages and boots
>You can use various tools such as ladders and climbing rope (and more i've seen in menus, but can't identify) to maneuver around the terrain, and you have a limited amount of them, so if you get distracted by BTs or human enemies, you might have to leave something behind, which will hinder your travelling capabilities. There are going to be various exoskeletons that you can use, probably with different benefits and different cargo capacities. We only know of the "speed" exoskeleton, which judging by game logic is probably going to move faster than normal speeds but can only hold less items. The Ludens armor might be an end-game or secret exoskeleton/equipment
>Extremely varied locations like easy to traverse plains with small hills, rocky plateaus with claustrophobic crevices that you have to traverse past and probably in, ruined cities, areas with lots of small mossy mountains and rivers, mars-like wastelands, massive mountains peaked with snow, snowy mountains, dense forests/swamp forests, and most likely more. I wouldn't be surprised if there's even caves
>Various types of BTs, like the floating umbilical cord ones, based on cutscenes some that appear to be quadrupeds, when BTs catch you they can bring you to various miniboss-esque enemies that are dangerous
>When you die, you get transported to an ocean-like realm where you search for your body and items in first person, to come back to life

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Do you not believe that shit could have been spent on other more important shit, like the actual fucking game? How do you guys not look back at mgsv and not see it?

>based
>for doing what he has to in order to avoid getting an unjust low score because he got a high functioning retard assigned to review his game

>When BTs eat a corpse, a voidout happens and leaves behind a crater. Possibly an aspect of gameplay as it is shown you can also deliver corpses and there was a cutscene showing a corpse being cremated, so you might also have to bag up and cremate any corpse you find to prevent craters that could interfere with travel.
>There is also Hades, the WW1 realm, which others also say you go when you die. Though with the confirmed ocean realm, that doesn't make much sense. If you fail to find your body and come back to life in time in the ocean realm, then perhaps a voidout happens at your corpse, you lose all the packages you were delivering, and you get sent to Hades where you have to fight/find a way out to restore your disintegrated body and come back to life. In the TGA 2016 trailer, Deadman is in an area with enemies resembling WW2 soldiers and tanks/planes as well, and in the release trailer Cliff appears to be in a jungle area, possibly in Vietnam. Hades might be a realm of all wars, and not just WW1
>There is crafting, along with various materials you can find to craft with such as the golden chiralium or mushroom.
>Judging by how MGSV was and how there is crafting, there is a good possibility that there will be a lot more tech and tools than what we've seen so far, for example those hovercraft that carry packages for you.
>There will be unique multiplayer, the details we don't know of, but we know you can share items with other players, find and deliver cargo that other players lost, and leave cargo behind at checkpoints that players can deliver for you.
>A part of one of the trailers shows you breaking open a case for your rifle, and in the menu when pulling out a ladder in the release trailer, there was a rifle, so it is possible that the rifle is something you have to opt in to bring along if you think your path is going to be especially dangerous, and it will add onto your weight so you don't always want to bring it, but your handgun will always be with you

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Games "journalists" are people who could never get into writing actual movies or novels nor get into the industry so they all took their liberal arts degrees and moved into the relatively empty gaming journalism industry.

But the game is a fucking walking simulator. Why are there difficulties in the first place? Is it so that when you choose Very Easy, the game walks for you?

>Even Yano-san who never completed the first stage of PAC-MAN
How are you just gonna oust a guy like that.

>There are multiple delivery companies, the hazmat looking people probably one of them because they were trying to steal the player's packages. Will most likely also have to watch out for other rival delivery companies trying to hijack your packages, and they will probably also have varying equipment to attack you, but most will most likely not use guns because they don't want to damage the packages. You most likely will also be able to steal their packages and deliver them
>Along with the previous minibosses mentioned, you will also encounter various boss enemies like Higgs' pet that he sends after you, and hinted at in the release trailer is a giant monster that appears to be a quadruped based on the appearance of its foot, which is also bigger than a truck
>You might get to temporarily use superpower things like the golden mask later in the game
>Mama milkies
Either this is going to be a mediocre game with extreme potential that gets underutilized, or it's going to be one of the greatest games ever made. I think the scale leans towards the latter , but nothing is set in stone, anything can happen.
I like how in the past few days, the "walking simulator" bullshit has dissapeared as well, now people are just grasping at straws to hate a game that they know nothing about and hasn't released yet, and have already lost the "movie game" excuse a few days before they lost the walking sim one.

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I know you're trolling, but you're actually correct.

Changing some numbers in the code isn't as much work as you think it is.

Kojima is Jap Chris Roberts.

Trolling is just about posting words on a forum, there's nothing hard about it.

Yeah it's a good thing books dont come in children format with big pictures in them, if they did it would completely ruin War and Peace for me.

user you poor literal retard, if people that aren't into video games try DS and enjoy it on very easy it might encourage them to try it on higher difficulty, maybe even try other video games attracting more customers to the industry and kojima games as a whole, not all humans didn't have parents that loved them and ran from humanity into the warm escapism that vidya offers as a child so to attract older people that haven't played many games you throw some celebrities they know on the screen and give the game a very easy mode to not punish them for not having the motor skills of someone that's only ever loved their vidya console. Then If they like it you have yourself a new customer, because they've hinted at the weird social aspects as a core mechanic in this game it stands to reason that the game having a large player base at launch will benefit all the players even you my pro gaming expert. Imagine you have a child one day (I know crazy but here me out) when you teach him/her to read are you gonna drop the silmarillion on them at age 4 or are you gonna give them a few see spot runs to cut their teeth first?

So you only played MGS in Very Easy?

Because it obviously is not a walking sim, or else it wouldn't need difficulty settings at all.

action games have numbers too, retard

>when an user's narrative is broken and mind shatters

>Why are there difficulties in the first place?
Maybe because it's not a walking simulator?
We've already seen sections that are active warzones, bosses, bases and shooting.
Of course, you'll completely ignore this because, now that you can't call it vaporware anymore, this is the hill you have to die on.

MGS1 - 4 have Very Easy, Easy, Normal, Hard, Extreme and European Extreme. You're smoking crack if you think this is a current year thing.

It is tho.

Why?
DS will actually come out, and is actually one of the fastest developments he's been involved in.
By Summer of 2016 he had only chosen the engine, that's little more than 3 years of dev time.

Then they wouldn't have spent time on difficulty levels dumb fuck

>Amd rpg fans
Hahahaha fuck off
Because "fun" can be obtained by various ways, one of them being the quality of the story and visuals, which is obviously what this game is going for.

It's not, but it doesn't matter to you, or Yea Forums
This is like Cyberpunk, you decided you were going to hate the game long ago for external reasons.
Hell, I bet you decided you were automatically going to hate anything Kojima made after MGSV turned out to not be a movie.
Which is hilarious because seeing that DS will have active warzones, a bigger focus on the plot, things to actually do in the open world and a good reason to sneak, seems like this is going to be an improvement over MGSV in every way.

So how the fuck do I get into that world myself? If all I have to do is play games for an hour and pretend I did for 20 and then write a fake review, that's piss easy!

I wasn't trolling, just showing the poster that you can reduce anything to basic pedantic terms if you like.

The active warzone stuff is just in hades, right? Or is it in the normal world itself?

There are other walking simulators with difficulty settings, you know, such as The Long Dark.

i can only imagine how pathetic very easy mode must be, considering the other games
mgs2
>very easy
>guards die in two shots anywhere
>tranq instantly kos them
>alert phases don't add more guards
>reinforcements and radio calls disabled
>you have like 30 hits before your lifebar empties
>you can carry 10 rations which fully heal you, aka 10 life bars
>bosses die in like five well placed hits
mgs3
>very easy
>your health is maxed out from the start
>guards are blind as fuck
>reinforcements disabled
>resistant to injury, damage reduced
>various mechanics such as equipment weight is disabled
>you have an infinite ammo one shot tranq pistol which regenerates stamina and makes you practically invisible no matter what when equipped
mgs4
>enemies die in one shot no matter what weapon or where you hit them
>you can carry like 99 rations and 9999 of every ammo
>bosses die in like three hits no matter what
>you take pretty much no damage, even a kick from a gecko doesn't phase you
>game practically plays itself during several sequences and simply ignores challenge
how the fuck do you make a walking simulator that you can't ever die in even easier? why does it even need fucking difficulty settings lmao
that sounds like an incredibly desperate move

Kojimafags will ignore this

Hades.
The ghosts are basically people who died in warzones, whoever grabs you transports you to the war period he died in, so it's randomly made.
Could be WWI, WWII or modern era.

Do it then, and stop asking such stupid questions on my Bulgarian mountclimbing board

yeah you and the rest of konami bud

Probably because it's not going to be 'muh walking simulator'

>he hid behind a great team
If that team was so great how come MGSV is literally the only MGS that feels fun to play, and every other MGS feels like the gameplay was made by a group of Skyrim modders?

>masterpieces
What masterpieces?
Le weebshit James Bond?
Le post modern masterpiece?
Go ahead, explain why they are "masterpieces", but i'm already going to guess you are only going to talk about the garbage plot MGS "games" have.

>too much of a hack to make movies
>tell stories through games where anything more complex than capeshit is seen as DEEP
It's genius

With your dick? Cause I still do not know how to do that.

Yeah and you seem pretty butthurt about it

The Long Dark is a survival game, are you retarded or do you just play one on the internet?

But capeshit is literally the only thing sustaining Hollywood, otherwise it would be in serious trouble.

if you are retarded enough to not beat level 1 of pacman, how can you beat an open world game?

easy mode = movie mode.

>how come MGSV is literally the only MGS that feels fun to play
Because maybe you were dropped on the head as a child? Who knows.

Could be worse, he might spend his time impotently raging on chekoslovakian sounding forums.

why the fuck is a retard who doesnt play games, play testing the game?

It's also a walking simulator.

Nobody from Yea Forums is play testing the game.

How do you convey the struggle of the protagonist, the danger of the world, and the magnitude of the main quest when you just faceroll everything on your first try?

If you fight Mads or Golden Mask and you just destroy him regardless of how well you play or how well you prepared, does that not devalue the threat they pose in the story? Difficulty is sometimes mandatory for storytelling.

Source for that? I know there's possibly a ww2 realm judging by the tga 2016 trailer, and at the end of the release date trailer could possibly be vietnam, but i've never heard anything about it officially.

>top down camera in a stealth game
>camera focused so much on the character that you can't see what's 10 feet ahead of you
>sound design is absent, you can't use it as a tool to know where the enmies are
>such a clusterfuck of a design for stealth games that they gave up and just gave you a map showing you the layout, where the guards are and their cone of vision

Not only are MGS1, 2 and 3's controls absolute garbage, but it has maybe the worst gameplay in the stealth genre.
Between MGS1's release and MGS4's 10 years passed.
It took them a decade of developing stealth games to finally start getting their shit together and get at the level of games made before even MGS2.

Is Doom a walking simulator? Why am I even replying to you, holy shit.

>Xcucks on 24/7 cope patrol earning their shill pennies as usual

Yes, but that doesnt matter to the "movie fans and rpg fans", the threat exists in the cutscenes, everything else is tertiary.

How did you get that idea? I think it's hilarious when a "creative" person seemingly completely misunderstands their own work.

No because there's a lot of action inbetween and most of said combat is required to progress.
Walking simulators have heavy emphasis on exploration.

>sometimes

Keyword

I doubt Yea Forums will understand considering it took Yea Forums an entire decade and hours and hours worth of Youtube videos to understand the basic allegories of MGS2.

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>how do you convey the struggle of the protagonist

There will likely be items and pieces of story hidden behind the different difficulty levels to reward players for taking on the challenge, just like there has been In pretty much every kojigame.

If Very Easy doesn't end halfway through the story with a subtle rub against the player for not being gud enough, He really wouldn't.

Why not just make the gameplay for easy very easy but keep it called easy? I mean, I kind of like that "very easy" seems insulting. Might as well call it "shitter".

Ok I'll bite, what about the statement "snake isn't a real human being, hes merely a clone of big boss" gets you so butt flustered? It's TRUE for starters, he didn't live a real human life like big boss he had advanced aging and was born and raised to be a living weapon.

Yea Forums truly is the capeshitters of video gaming.
They cheer on endless sequels/regashes. And get incredibly angry anytime someone tries something different.
>Remember when every fps tried to mimic call of duty? Yeah, that shit.
No? During the peak of CoD fever Red Orchestra 2, Arma 2, LFD2 all came out. CS GO came out on the tail end.

Why not include cheats instead of an easy mode?

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>that tweet in his JP account that says that very easy mode is meant for "movie fans and western players"

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because there probably is an easy mode?

>Walking sims have been being mimicked since TLOU
What are you talking about? Walking sims have been around long before TLOU, which isn't even a walking sim. Games like Dear Esther are walking sims, TLOU is a movie game.

In mgsv the game prompts you if you'd like to play on very easy difficulty after failing a section multiple times and if you say yes it forces you to wear a hat that looks like a chicken to play in very easy mode. This is being done tongue in cheek just like that, yes he wants these people to acknowledge they're shit at video games that's the whole fuggin point.

Right, but I mean why not just make that easy setting even easier and forget the whole thing.

Shhh you'll upset the westcucks trying to call all Japanese games movie games.

cause there are probably people who want an actual easy mode?

The tweet sounds like they made the standard easy/normal/hard first then added in a fourth mode for western fans, rpg fans and movie fans.

this shit is gonna be worse than mgs4. ZERO gameplay of note.

K

See

we are 2 months to launch and have seen ZERO gameplay other than walking and ladder climbing.

Yikes !

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You're right, I wish we could just watch the whole game on youtube so I dont have to experience a second of the game in real time, that's always my favorite way to enjoy digital media.

>what is the WW1 shooting segment

Okay

that looks to be a stealth/walking section.

That's why you wait until TGS where he says he'll show 80 minutes of gameplay dumb dumb

ill be shocked if there is 80 minutes of gameplay in the entire game.

user your argument fell apart at the very fucking start.

There are books for kids and books for adults. Rather, books for beginning readers and books for advanced readers.

You don't corral them all into the same fucking book you dense retard.

Why do you pretend to be a concerned consumer when you so obviously dont think like one

Yeah that's the usual reaction from brainlets when they realize they're retarded.

They want DS to fail because Kojima "betrayed" Yea Forums for making MGSV a game instead of a movie like previous MGS "games".

we've seen very little and it appears the MAJORITY of the game is walking and climbing ladders.

aka a walking sim.

>otherwise it would be in serious trouble.
>implying that wouldn't be a good thing
Hollywood is a massive cabal of globohomo child raping Moloch cultists. It needs to be uprooted and burned away.

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I would be very surprised if you saw anything at all and werent just a blind rat in a sewer

Imagine comparing books to games and thinking you're clever for it

I don't know how you translated mention not seeing anything besides walking and climbing when the game is about to release into somehow that means the user want to watch the entire game on youtube rather than experience for their self.

id like the game to be good but there doesnt appear to be much to the game other than walking around big maps.

I haven't said it would be a bad thing, i'm saying that, ironically, Hollywood relies entirely on capeshit to not just crumble away, while he said that Kojima's games are only deep in comparison to those movies.

Literally 300iq, now it's impossible for Journalists to complain about difficulty or not getting it

Then wait for the gameplay reveal?

I remember playing on Very Easy as a kid. God it was too fucking easy even for a retarded 5 years old.

No, now they'll just complain about the lack of trannies.

Yes and you're a bing bing wahooing toddler so I don't think you're in any position to speak

missionary position while you're standing, make her massage her clitoris while you fuck her really fast

almost at launch and all i've seen is meme hollywood stars.

every single youtuber doing reviews for free is better than game journalists

>posting a drawthread Mario reaction image on Yea Forums is on the same level as using UN peacekeepers to import hundreds of refugee kids from warzones and environmental disasters to your posh island villa so you and your producer friends can rape and eat them

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And? Do you have an investment in the game? Or just ADHD?

LMAO the Kojima defense force is real. The nigga hasn't made a good game in over a decade

MGS4 wasn't good either so it's been 15 years.

>clitoris
basically cheating but thanks

He's only made two games in a decade, out of 5, that he didn't want to make in the first place.

based kojima

get fucked hardcore faggot gamers

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Sakurai hasn't wanted to make smash games since melee yet he's still competent enough to do it. But please, keep making excuses

>censoring out her discord notifications
fucking tranny

The guy's never made a bad game and you can't change the fact, no matter how many times you parrot your favorite Youtube intellectual.

My grandma was crazy af at Pac man that came out on SNES.

it's looking to be a "movie game" a la david cage.

People react differently to things. Kojima literally used V's budget on things related to Death Stranding.

What i'd take from that is that Sakurai doesn't want to do it, but doesn't want to disappoint people either, and everything we know about Kojima says he doesn't give two shits, I mean he makes fun of you, the paying customer who you're never supposed to offend according to business logic, for using very easy mode in V.

No you retard. He made the game, then created a difficulty mode that removed everything except the CG cut scenes and all but 1/100th of the combat, with an AI that was dumbed down to an "only idiot anal sphincters like you get into this box" level.
That takes all of an afternoon to code when you already have difficulty modes in the game.

Nope.

>the guy's never made a bad game

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David Cage games don't have any movement or combat whatsoever retard

how is it not?

>emphasis on hollywood stars

>focus not on gameplay, basic gameplay mechanics

Oh right, because your uncle works there and told you lmao

and yet everyone says every game since melee has been noticably worse

Press X to awesome

When has David Cage ever employed hollywood actors, besides that one dyke and her shit game?
Second one is unfounded

You also need to have a website you can post videos to and be charming enough to get viewers. Otherwise, being a gaming "journalist" requires NO education beyond basic understanding of how to speak. You don't need to know how to use a controller, either.

>everyone
Ignoring this complete lie, even if it's true, they haven't dropped in quality as much as kojima's games have. 4,pw, and 5 were complete shit shows

the "gameplay" of DS shown was janky as fuck and had some bad AI guards chasing the MC/delivery man.

thats your opinion, but the truth is it doesnt really matter in the grand scheme of things

No, because I've done my fair share of programming, nitwit. If you got your ass off your couch and educated yourself you'd know this, too.

>when has he ever used Hollywood actors
>oh no, not counting those times

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That is a completely different argument than what you said a post ago
Ok.

>I've fucked around on a computer Once, I know all their secrets
Where's that fucking bell curve picture

but it does appear that the focus is on cutscenes/dialogue.

I don't know about 4, but 5 was mediocre, nothing more nothing less. If it properly utilized itself like Ground Zeroes did, it actually could have been quite good.

>bad ai guards
>because they stop attacking him when the package, the only thing they care about, drops
ok

Just like MGSV was, right?

Reminder that the last good mgs game was 2 and the only truly great mgs game was 1. Don't @ me

Some girls have never and probably will never cum without clitoral stimulation. Everyone is different so make sure you communicate to see what works for her and what doesn't.

5 was much worse than mediocre. Mediocre implies ordinary or so so. Am incomplete product can not be mediocre because at least most products are fucking finished.

Is that what they told you lmao

>make her massage her clitoris
Kek, you're literally cucking yourself

>woman pleasuring herself is cuckoldry
hard pill to swallow

The cut chapter would not have made the game any better, at all. The game was mediocre because despite having incredibly refined menus and gameplay, the gameplay was poorly utilized because of the empty open world with almost no level design, and empty NPC wise as well. Even in its current state it probably would be 100x better if it had actual warzones in the open world.

source

Why do I get this feeling this game is going to be chock full of maddeningly difficult sections designed to catch unsuspecting players unaware with all the "walking sim"-hype the ruse train is building up.

That wasn't the point but sure. It would have been mediocre if finished.

Who are you ridiculing?

and now we are getting Hell WW1, WW2, and Vietnam
based

A fair amount of women need to clit to get off, just like men and the frenulum/head. It's most sensitive near the entrance, just like it's most sensitive near our head. But likewise is also feel good going as deep as possible much like it feels good for us when we go balls deep. When you act like a sex conspiracist it broadcasts to everyone that you have a very poor understanding of how sex actually works on average. My wife can and has come without clitoral stimulation, but it is rare that she actually does. When it doubt, go for the clit, it's easy and she'll love it.

Sure thing, bucko

hes right

t. Virgin

>Women need to clit
Engrish aside based and fuckpilled

i have fucked 2 girls

Nothing he said is wrong you involuntarily celibate troglodyte

Kojima hasn't been a master ruseman since MGS2.

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So many virgins here

enough with the ruse shit, the game just doesnt have much focus on combat.

It's not a "ruse" you dumbass, it's just they decided to not show very much of it, which will change next week.

>Hamburger Helper wants to give movie mode for those who want to enjoy the story
>"fucking Americans, fucking woman, fucking feminists"
>Kojima makes movie mode
>"b-based, he's making fun of journos"

by being a girl gamer

Wwwwahhhhhh

deep

>sony """"""""""""""""""""""""games"""""""""""""""""""""""""""

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I hope this game is a walking simulator so the kojima circlejerk on Yea Forums can end.

i hope you know everyone can see you glowing konami nigger

I remember years ago being unable to beat the first boss in Zero because I didn't know how to dash and tried jumping over the lasers. I do remember beating it without dashing after a few weeks and never put together I needed to dash under the lasers even after I found the dash button.

>those guys in yellow chasing him

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That's what he chose to call himself to cope with his borderline-paralytic command of the controller. It could have been anything, don't try to find any deep meaning there.

user thank you

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Another Sony movie game, you guys are such fags. The Ps5 should just be a Blu-ray player for movies, Talladega Nights 2. You're bigger faggots than WoW and MMO players.

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