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Ryan Walker
Julian Taylor
I can't replay for the 8th time brehs
Tyler Nguyen
Am i a retard for naming my shepard Commander
Logan Parker
>Sole Survivor
>forced to help Cerberus, the organization that murdered all your squadmates
fuck mass effect 2
Landon Young
It was a rogue cell :^)
Sebastian Ward
Reminder that canon Shepard is:
>Earthborn
>War Hero
>Renegade but makes Paragon choices
Benjamin Allen
The only thing this game is famous for is being bad and featuring the motion capture of a fat women getting punched in the face for comedic effect.
Jordan Young
So everyone calls you by name, cool.
Lucas Brown
Anyone that used default Shepard is a boring motherfucker that probably drinks milk.
Wyatt Adams
if you don't pick Earthborn Ruthless you're literally a fag
Anthony Cox
>>forced to help Cerberus, the organization that murdered all your squadmates
?
Nicholas Martinez
earthborn
sole survivor
sniper man
Carson Garcia
I take it you didn't meet Toombs
Logan Carter
i drink milk you fat faggot and i play a custom extra badass femshep because her voice is way fucking better
male shepard sounds like a mong
Austin Wilson
Canon male shep is soldier
Canon female shep is biotic
FUCK ENGINEERS AND FUCK VOLUSES
Carson Clark
You a homosexual huh
Lincoln Richardson
>i drink milk
Don't ever reply to my posts again.
Liam Long
seething chinkoids cant drink milk
Joshua Evans
Fucking casuals I swear to god.
Henry Jones
>why yes, of course I only play solider default male shepard
Michael Edwards
I could tell by the lifeless look
Jayden Perez
Why is the main menu theme in ME1 so fucking comfy?
Cameron Jones
This pistol doesn't have a thermal clip
Josiah Robinson
Soldier
Sole Survivor
Spacer
You've never known anything but the coldness of space and have everything you need to take it on.
Gavin Anderson
Nah, just had to look up he only appears in sole survivor. I took War Hero
Xavier Brown
Wrong person. He's on one side quest on the same system as Garrus' "loyalty mission". He's the only survivor aside from Sole Survivor Shepard to survive the thresher maw attack on Akuze. He's there killing the Cerberus personnel responsible.
Kayden Gomez
Would you an Asari?
Christian Roberts
No. Frankly those head-things are creepy as fuck.
Sebastian Harris
Imagine getting raped by an Asari
Easton Martinez
I wonder if this guy remembers that one nerd thing he did
Carter Gonzalez
why hasn't anyone made a mass effect clone
Easton Lopez
fucking milk bigot
Thomas Ward
Gotta make it to the top, fo ya ass get popped now
Yea i'm a ryda, i'm a soul survivor ( ayyy )
Ryder Bailey
imagine getting raped by an ardat yakshi
Brody Ward
I wouldn't fuck any alien
Oliver Clark
just started my 8th or 9th playthrough
>First time FemShep
>Spacer
>Ruthless
>Renegade for the sass, Paragon whenever its "DIE BECAUSE FUCK YOU"
>Vanguard
>Wrex/Tali, bone Garrus, he'll replace Wrex in 2
shotguns too strong
Angel Ward
nobody wants to go through the trouble of explaining all the science in a fleshed out universe, The narrated codex is what makes Mass Effect the best sci-fi game for me, personally.
Jason Parker
he looks like he enjoys some blue futa dick