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>Doesn't understand his own fucking game
And people swear up and down this man is not a hack
didn't he base it off a dream?
do you understand all of your dreams, user?
Kojincels are one of my favorite fanbases to laugh at.
I'm sure they'll swarm to this thread soon to defend their movie game.
That's what happens when you make something too kino, it escapes even your own understanding. Many great artists have said the same thing about their works
Based hack Kojimmy
the best part is most kojima fans have not even played his games, they jumped on the MGSV bandwagon and the fuck konami bandwagon as well. they haven't played any MGS game besides 5 or maybe 3
anyone who trusts kojitard after 5 is a mouth breathing retard
I doubt that
look at those milkers
buy mama's game
I'm looking forward to this game
except Kojima is not a great artist
except he is
lmao
Nigga it’s your own game, how do you not understand it lmfao
very nice comrade
>lmao
I can already see people come up with all sorts of theories and explanations and say "2deep4u" whenever someone question it
anti-kojima zealots seem to operate like a cult though and are 100 times more obnoxious and unreasonable.
He is a better game director and designer than most other directors today, he is also by far the best video game cinematographer in the history of video games. I'm playing through MGSV right now and man it has some amazing camera work and cinematography
oh but it's true, any actual metal gear fan acknowledges kojima as a hack after 4 and 5
Am I the only person who thinks the guy doing the head movements was kinda funny?
>anti-kojima zealots seem to operate like a cult though and are 100 times more obnoxious and unreasonable.
t. kojimafag
Try participating next time. It’s half the fun of a new release
>oh but it's true, any actual metal gear fan acknowledges kojima as a hack after 4 and 5
>thats tea sis
It is actually kind of funny and he's pretty well synced to the music but he's still a sōyboy
This is the biggest fucking meme. His camera work is good but most of his cinematography is slowmo and lensflares.
He was probably just joking.
>run moonspeak through Google Translate and put it in game
>I NO UNDASTAND
This. Also, people focus a lot on the stories, but the gameplay in Kojima games is almost always good or at least interesting.
You will be ashamed of your words and deeds.
Genuine redditors
There's no way this is not a ruse. Just saying. Screenshit this.
he's the king of marketing and cult of personality. he plays you all like a damn fiddle.
OH NONONONONONONONONO
this shit is going to be beautiful
both in content and shitposting material
seethe trannies
>fully switch to gambling machines
>start making shitloads money
checks out
also rip olde Konami
people who are saying kojima is a hack are the types who unironically buy Night in the Woods or play MMOS.
pay them no serious court
I have NITW and I fucking love Kojima trainwrecks
>he's the king of marketing and cult of personality. he plays you all like a damn fiddle.
>tfw will be buying DS based solely on the fact that I can take comfy walks in post apocalyptic wasteland
find a single soÿfuck who doesn’t worship the ground kojima walks on. considering him some misunderstood auteur who can do no wrong is literally the most cucked perspective to have, period
patrician and hiking pilled
>caring about site wars
based
would've been kino
>find a single soÿfuck who doesn’t worship the ground kojima walks on. considering him some misunderstood auteur who can do no wrong is literally the most cucked perspective to have, period
>PERIODT.
I've been a fan since 2's release and I've enjoyed every game in varying degrees since then. looking forward to see what kind of nonsense happens in DS.
MGSV has the best gameplay in the series btw, go ahead and and get your contrarian fix by trying to convince me otherwise though.
>Yea Forums rates dude weed lmao the developer
what went wrong
It's funnier than endless frogfucker and nujak garbage that's for sure
_no
>OMG OMG OMG OMG
>THE NEW KOJIMA KINO LOOOOKS SOOOO GOOOD
>WHAT IF IT DOESNT HAVE GAMEPLAY?? YOU CHILDREN JUST DONT GET IT!!! EVEN KOJIMA DOESNT UNDERSTANT IT!!! ITS LIKE, SOOO DEEEP!!!
>I CANT WAIT I CANT WAIT
What happened in 2013
laughable
Who the fuck is that basedboy? he looks so sickly and it looks like he has AIDS manifested on his cheek.
kojima drained everything on fox engine and other pointless shit
>Xcucks and Konami shills on 24/7 standby to seethe impotently
This. He was so mad by my repeating what he said that he started strawmanning as hard as he could. What a pathetic chink.
Rip kojimbo. He's completely lost his marbles.
>Xcucks and Konami shills on 24/7 standby to seethe impotently
what if he males this game and it not good?
We female him
The greatest thing Kojima ever did was convince his customers that he knows what he's doing.
M-MOMMY! MILKIES!!!
>tfw printed that one in god-tier photographic paper in A4 size
MALE TO FEMALE?
>Gender neutral bathrooms because in hell there is no sexism
>Main character is a bodybuilder lesbian black woman with an afro
>Enemies are nazi ghosts due to her PTSD that she developed because of the white patriarchy oppression
>The Pyramid Head of the game is Hitler himself and he attacks by calling her dyke and nigger, you have to dodge the bullying so that you don't kill yourself
>Final boss is Donald Trump, he attacks by building walls, hitting with the Constitution and shooting with an M16
Would be surreal but that's what SH is all about so i guess it would be a good thing
>literally the evangelion of vydia
hold me bros...
Yes the shaky cam in MGSV is truly something else
Now that the redditor is gone, we can agree this game is gonna be great, right?
Incredible how many amazing visuals we've had already.
I can't look at lactation without getting sympathy pains in my nipples
that fucking scene was truly something special, innit?
picture of me playing death stranding
wow amazing user. if you grow up and finally you celebrate your 18th birthday soon hope you realize that there´s nothing aesthetic at all in this picture.
I already am
This game is going to be such a mess
no wonder Yea Forums loves this guy
>DUDE SO DEEP LMAO! GOTY XXD!
Post something aesthetic, now.
>people think the OP is real
The absolute stayte of Yea Forums.
Hideo understand the game?
>games shouldn't ever be deep, just shut your brain off and have fun bro
Well I honestly have no idea how good the gameplay is going to be but what he's showing and talking about so far doesn't exactly excite me for this game. I really want this next demo to be good, because when he said someone who couldn't beat a round of pac-man was able to finish death stranding it genuinely worried me.
>Now that the redditor is gone
This is what's called coping, since you think it's all just one person hating on it.
The cult of Homo Ludens must be stopped. Kojidrones suck my homo.
Yeah I love MGS because of the attention to detail and fun gameplay but his camerawork is extremely overrated. If he was making movies he would be a second rate Michael Bay, JJ Abrams hybrid
I do not at all care about what that redditor thinks
I am not emotionally invested into a video game
There is no cope, he is just pathetic
Great gameplay sure, but no challenge whatsoever and a horrible story
>because when he said someone who couldn't beat a round of pac-man was able to finish death stranding it genuinely worried me.
That was in the context of the "very easy mode", god damn can't you look into shit before you speak about it?
Wait a moment, hold the fuck up.
The original source, an interview made by the Financial Times...you have TO PAY for read the original stuff? Hypercapitalism can make me a goddamn rimjob with its slimy tentacles.
unironically this
>camera work
>in a video game
You act like this is something impressive.
Pathetic is when you passive aggressively address people in third person, get upset and call people reddit if they aren't hyped about DS, then say you aren't emotionally invested in a video game.
Does that matter? It's still concerning.
A very easy mode is supposed to be exactly that, very easy. What exactly is concerning about that? Just pick a higher difficulty.
GO back, hombre
Remind me, What is Kojima again?
"the master"
If I wanted kino I'd play Pathologic 2.
>Pathetic is when you passive aggressively address people in third person, get upset and call people reddit if they aren't hyped about DS, then say you aren't emotionally invested in a video game.
>Does that matter? It's still concerning
I sincerely hope you're no older than 14.
Mechanically it's great, but it has no real level design and the open world hurts it.
He wishes.
The Messiah of gaming. Once and always.
>snoyfags trying to imply anyone not interested in Kojimbos walking sim are söys
>Meanwhile PCfags have Pathologic 2 and Nintendies are getting Deadly Premonition
This is like when Levine introduced time travel because he didn't understand
>Dude, if I don't even understand that makes it good huh huh huh smoke weed!
What an insufferable prick.
>make a game
>what the fuck is this shit, what did I just make
>what, 2deep4me? absolute pleb
>you wanna fucking go?
>get admitted to a psych ward
What if the "two phantoms" kojima refers to being created after the events of mgsv are two groups of people. The first group is the people that believe hes talented the second group will never think hes talented even if his game brings you to full orgasm.
V has the best controls in the series, but 3 still beats it in terms of game design
Yes, for more walking and peeing.
Well, you posted wojak. It seems I've lost this one. Good job, non butthurt user.
Spastic. The "MUH FUKUSHIMA" drones are casual faggots that have seen 1 retarded infographic or 1 retarded youtuber spout shit and treated it like gospel without having played any of his games bar MGS5.
>Kojima is deemed mentally insane and get locked to an asylum
>Death Stranding proves to be the greatest game in the history of Video Games
Truly a kino and fitting ending to a glorious gaming developer and visionary career.
Welcome to Japanese directors. Tetsuya Nomura said the same thing years ago when people asked about the story of Kingdom Hearts. He flat out admitted he has no clue what its about. The guy who directed the anime Angel's Egg also said he has no clue what the film is about.
Two nukes really did a number on that country.
Kojima wants to be "The Anno of eastern videogames", just like Liszt aimed to be "The Paganini of piano".
And then mommy will bring you the tendies.
that's actually fucking alpha as fuck. fuck game stories its all about atmosphere and immersion
Kojima has got me sold on Death stranding with his god tier marketing. This game is exciting, it seems to take the movie aspects from MGS4 and the travelling through wide empty space from MGSV.
>Yes, for more walking and peeing.
>Well, you posted wojak. It seems I've lost this one. Good job, non butthurt user.
It's almost as if they know that by being as vague and as ambiguous as possible they can manipulate the masses into arguing and talking about the games for years as opposed to settling any arguments in their respective communities which would effectively kill discussion of the game because some autist would link to an interview and say "dah creator said disssss....".
But hey you probably know better you post on an anonymous image board and kojima and Nomura are just stupid multimillionaires that head production companies and successful make games for over 10 years.
>VIDEO GAMES ARE ART
That’s not “alpha” you braindead mongoloid, you’re just throwing out words
>after 4
FTFY
>kojima hasn't made a good video game in 15 years
hold me bros :(
Btw they didn't invent this shit, you ask Hitchcock, Kubrick or Tarantino what their movies mean they say the same thing, you ask the Beatles, rolling stones, Neil young, and Bob Dylan nik Kershaw what their songs mean they go "lol I dunno" too, several authors also give you that response, not because they didn't set out to make something with no meaning because they want to see how what they've created WILL BE INTERPRETED by the masses and because they know if they give the final say on the meaning it will kill the head canon of fans and make in less interesting or meaningful to the individual. If you inject recurring themes into your art and remain vague about their true significance it forces speculation and discussion to take place.
>Art is Art
This isn’t some “Le epic site war LOL!!!1!”
I legitimately hate all you fucking redditors. Go the fuck back now
>Art
>fArt
Video games are definitely art but kojimbo's head is so goddamn far up his ass right now. What the fuck is a strand game? You can't just put coop elements in your open world game and call it a new genre.
is this even real?
more like
art is fart
cause it stinks
Why does he seem so pretentious now
Yes
>This isn’t some “Le epic site war LOL!!!1!”
That's exactly what it is.
>now
He’s been like this since V when he started hanging out with Hollywood actors
The creative forces in East function very differently from those in the West. In countries such as India or countries with a strong Buddhist base, ideas "reach" the creative ghost. Practically the artist, in this context, is a shaman, channeling forces.
Hideo Kojima, in the broadest sense that technocapitalism, represented by Sony, can withstand, is the shaman of the transhumans of the early 21st century. He will exaltate an entire generation of Trans and H+ people. This explains the idea of artificial wombs (pure technological development) and hell as an infinite deathmatch (pure spiritual world in the eyes of the gamer). I think that if this person and his team made the mechanics of walking fun, it will be a historical game. Because the central problem they faced as a creative company (their job is to make the boring, really fun), was how to bring such an extravagant idea to the market and make it work.
Look at the fragment where HK explains the objective of the game in TGS, his way of speaking indicates that he is making a sales pitch, being in front of a board of directors convincing them to support his project, very similar to Star Citizen but not aimed at a group of sponsors, but at a multinational company and its consumers.
In my opinion, this video game will be one of those that define this decade, for better or for worse. It will be an overwhelming success, the greatest system seller of all time, or the biggest bomb never seen since ET for the 2600.
If I am right, what this guy aims to is to is forcing everyone to play as support in a international multiplayer. If you are a regular of that class, this game is made specifically for you.
>video games are art but when someone tries to create something new it's no longer art because art is only acceptable when its been done before, plus I know that kojima can't possibly make a game that no one has made before because that's impossible, you can simply create a new genre of video games, especially if you're some dummy named hideo kojima
Nobody has share the original interview because you must pay to read it. A lot of things can change about what is said and how it is said, if we can read the source.
How can one man be SO based AND trigger so much people at the same time while having fun?
Cool fanfiction
>cant
>>Main character is a bodybuilder lesbian black woman with an afro
That's my fetish. Make her love interest a cute blonde bimbo and I'm sold.
Autism created this post
Wow so deep.
Fuck this hack, like i am ever going to believe him after MGSV. And no, it wasn't Konami's fault for story being a complete shit.
He has has incredibly high IQ, anyone that can't see that is just a hater that cant respect da hustle nigga.
Kojima is an artist of the highest caliber, stfu about him ya cunts
No it isn’t. Reddit refugees lower the quality of every thread they’re in. They turn everything into some kind of epic circlejerk. Or they use reddit to organize ridiculous raids designed to rewrite the board’s culture. Last time I’ll say it. Go back
Flames again.... so deep and original. Didn't see that one before from him.
I think he's going to have a big of a harder time making something you can really call a new genre in 2019 user. The wikipedia page you posted literally cites 4 games that had stealth before Metal Gear and that was in the 1980s.
Reddit periods
*bit of a harder time
I don't go around basing shit on my dreams if I don't understand them. If I had a dream to wonder the antarctic but in vague details. I sure as hell ain't going south
>Game
It's also not a creators job to tell people what their work is about. You make your game or write your book or direct your movie or compose your song and... there it is. Everything to be said about it should be in it. Trying to explain your game beyond that basically means admitting that you've failed to communicate what you meant to communicate with the game in the actual game.
You're right.
It is a poem at this point.
imagine being so emotionally invested in a game you call everyone that doesn't like it reddit and never come up with arguments
reddit capitalization.
Is there a bigger proof of being a redditor than liking Kojima?
Reddit imagine post
Reddit reply
The only bigger proof I can find is not liking Kojima.
Even if Kojima gets to direct a movie, like he always wanted, it will end up being even worse than Uwe Bowl's kinoflick.
reddit post number, wow
would you kindly go back?
Reddit counter reply.
>Uwe Bowl's kinoflick
Rampage?
>NOOOO YOU CANT LIKE KOJIMA THATS NOT ALLOWED THATS PROBLEMATIC
Yes but if you possessed reading comprehension you'd recognize he developed the first stealth game that incorporated 3-d and third person elements, which are far harder mechanics to make work than the top down early stealth games. He was inspired by those early titles but he had to come up with the concepts (still used today in virtually every stealth game now) before anyone else did. I think he can think outside of the box more so than many other dev's we see in the modern industry and while the new ideas we will see in DS may not be as significant and jarring as seeing the stealth genre evolve from a 2d to a 3d format I cant help but feel we are going to see things never done before or never executed in quite the same way before.
>NOOOO YOU CANT DISLIKE KOJIMA THATS NOT ALLOWED THATS PROBLEMATIC
This is literally you because some people are actually talking about the game while you just shit up the thread with your low effort posts
Death Stranding being impossible to decipher is such a dumb fucking meme. The latest trailer had two separate characters monologue about the game's main theme. And then Kojima tweeted what the game was about.
And even if you don't get it now, because you're dumb as shit, there will inevitably be the trademark Kojima half-hour monologue in-game to explain everything.
Its pottery
>STOOOOP DONT BUY THE GAME PLEASE GO BUY A SWITCH NOWWWW
No, you can't like him because he proved enough times that he is a fucking hack and all he can do is make good trailers. Which means only one thing, that he can scam people really good.
I haven't played any of the MGS games so I am untainted.
No, that's what happens when you're creatively bankrupt and have to use mind altering substances for ideas.
Why is it so easy to tell when the poster is a MGSbabby crying about gameplay being more important than story in V?
...it's definitely easier than irl shooting on film, but they still need to show up on set with something analogous to a camera and move it around in real-life for that authentic camera work feel, of shakiness or sudden humanistic moves, etc and then transport that data onto their cutscene space
REDDIT, a poem.
Reddit, you live rent free in my mind, like a sweet summers night with past lovers dellight.
Everything is reddit to me, be it the contents of a post, or a pretentious boast.
Rent free in my mind you shall live.
>Sony gave this man a blank check
>It is actually kind of funny and he's pretty well synced to the music but he's still a sōyboy
I thought it was that fag from thequartering, but it's actually some Jewish guy living in Israel. He's probably killed a Muslim or two.
>you guy arent being entertained, you're being scammed, if you want real entertainment you need to like [insert literally any other artist in any artistic medium here]. Dont you guys get it truly great entertainment comes from [literally any other artist In any medium] because of its technical achievements, its cultural significance and it also is now worth lots of money.
Why are you guys still so obsessed with reddit?
Wow epic! I can’t wait to see this on r/Yea Forums. Heccin pupper dogger kot!
Who is the beard faggot?
lol, upvoted
Do japanese take his bullshit seriously?
Pure marketing. Game doesn't seem complicated at all, justfull of technical babble
>time stream related ghost almost decimates humanity
>muh bbs for the pps so the bbs can activate the stsftdsd mode to see the pps
It's a lot of dumb terms heing thrown but I bet the game will be straightforward as fuck.
I'm not even a Kojimafag (Only played MGS1 back when it released.) but the chick OP posted ensured I will be buying this.
It’s one guy upset because he glowed too hard and got called out
I don't have a switch and dislike nintendo games to the point where I've felt the need to filter them from my catalog. It's clear to me now that you're desperate for this game to be good so nintenbabbies can't knock it off the short list of quality exclusives on PS4. All you've done this whole time is have autism fits, call people reddit and post wojak. You're the worst kind of poster.
What has been shown that is promising to you about this game other than cool cinematics? Please actually talk to me instead of making another braindead meme response.
dear god
I fully expect that I'll still have no clue what the gameplay is like, even after I finish it.
anglenews.com
>“There are stories being told [in cinema] that my generation may find surprising but which the gamer generation doesn’t find weird at all,” he says of the distinction between the art of both industries.
>“If you take something that looks like a banana and give it the title ‘apple’, that works as art. But it doesn’t apply to games. We are making things that are interactive. A banana has to be edible after you peel the skin. Cars have to be drivable. For games to be interactive and to deliver the enjoyment, there has to be a reality where there are lots of people backstage making it all happen.
>“That is us – a kind of art-driven service industry.”
Kojimadrones are truly rick & morty fans of the vidya.
saggy tiddues
What a fucking insufferable hack. He tries WAY too hard to be artsy and deep. I miss when he just made corny military games like MGS 1-3.
We all cant be high browed Drake fans like you user, just let us enjoy are pathetic low IQ garbage and you can enjoy hearing nigger and boi 600 times in a 3 minute song. Theres enough room for everyone, pls no bully.
If you all despise Kojima so much why do you talk about him and his games every day all day?
Imagine thinking creativity is impossible without drugs.
Kind of a neat story and I'm a sucker for supernatural stuff.
Jealousy causes envy and envy causes anger.
And that anger gets released in these threads.
Sounds like every journalist that went to school to read Hunter S Thompson
The thing that really bothers me about it is how they just keep repeating "hack" at least come up with some different words. Thousands and thousands of people saying the same exact thing every day. I genuinely consider it brainwashing.
>YOU CANT MAKE FUN OF ME YOU HAVE TO TAKE EVERYTHING I SAY SERIOUSLY AND REPLY WITH SERIOUS ARGUMENTS EVEN THOUGH I SPEW BULLSHIT
>NOOOOOOO
I implied that Kojima can't have ideas without drugs, not people in general. He's a hack.
I LOVE TRANSPORTING BROWN BOXES IN DEATH SHARTING
I'm interested in its theme and world too, the trailer with the apocalyptica song got me really excited. I genuinely hope the next gameplay demo is good.
That trailer definitely got me excited, but also the Deadman spotlight trailer where they sort of explain the BBs also peaked my interest.
He thought he would get karma for being a faggot and even reddit turned on him.
James just looks like he's having an orgasm
delete this
autismkino
Awful
shit, this is what god of war was like? brb, going to pick up a ps4 and god of war rn
Don't worry, retards will 'make sense' of it for Kojimbo and claim he's a genius.
Can't wait for the inveitable 20+ minute video from YongYea completely deepthroating Kojima's dick the entire time he's talking about this game.