Nintendo drops killer direct

Do you know where you are?

All videogames are toys for children and manchildren

nintendo defense force headquarters, aka. manchild central

wrong

The direct was shit though, the only new games they announced that weren't ports were the f2p kirby game and DP2, which might not even be exclusive

You've gotta give the stockholders SOMETHING.

still better than smash

>wrong
Nah, you think your virtual toys are better because they are "le edgy"?
Lmao, keep playing with your toys little man, it's okay

>The direct was shit though
This. Worst direct ever. It's sad when the only things on the Switch that are even remotely interesting are cardboard and bendy hoops.

There were no children in that godawful commercial

ok dobson
cute strawman though

>butterfry

>strawmen
>n-noo! My toys have guns and are dark! They are for grown ups
lmao the delusional manchildren here make me laugh

you're just building a taller straw man now.

I'm glad they kept this shit outta the direct. Would've ruined it.

You're just playing with virtual toys little boy

>optional device for casuals
Oh wow it's fucking nothing

SWITCH FIT 2.0

Nintendo can kiss my ass. This really is the last straw. The Wii audience that they have been so desperately been trying to chase since 2013 is gone, evaporated, poof. Those cancerous normalniggers have phones and tik tok to keep them entertained nowadays. There are no longer wholesome family gatherings to play silly party games anymore. It's over, Nintendo. It's time to cater to your core audience.

This. Nintendo games are virtually all a fucking joke. All flash no substance, the gameplay is shallow as fuck and the level design is insultingly simplistic, resulting in boring easy games. Every game with some semblance of challenge or generally good game design make after the nes by nintendo was actually made by some out of house studio.

and you, a Nintendo manbaby, are being pelted with ads for literal toys. i bet you collect amiibos. you probably bought a labo too. pathetic.

>token negros in every US location
at least they know their audience.

>using it as a bow
We literally came full circle again. Nintendo went back to the Wii generation.

Let me guess you don't play games, you just come to this specific board about games to badly troll people about playing games?

And you, a videogame manbaby plays with toys lmao

>posting this retard
user... get the fuck off.

nintenDOOMed!

cope

how many amiibos do you own?

>n-noo you can't say I play with toys, it's only Nintendo!
Lol keep playing with your toys buddy

If it's a good product I'll buy it and enjoy it.

>Butterfry
Holy shit every time I read a Dobson comic I learn something new about his unrepentant peasantry.

>y-you like amiibos!
nope, but you like playing with virtual toys for children

I can't wait to make some MASSIVE gains!

lmao how are nintendo games not virtual toys for children, then? im listening.

All videogames are virtual toys, manchild

>being so new you ever buy a nintendo accessory
they are notorious for not supporting their shit. you'd think after all the ecard readers and gamecube gba adaptors and shit people would catch on.

Not the other guy, but your attempt at trollling is just really boring. There's no class, and it's dreadfully repetitive.
1/10, apply yourself.

Let's stretch those shoulders!

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hey guys what are your favorite video games

>you're boring
Because you're an ADHD manchild that plays with toys, everything is boring to you

NoA has a no-questions-asked, free joycon replacement deal

nintendo is the only games company that
>keeps all their first party games "family friendly"
>offers actual , physical toys to their consumers
so you're still the bigger manchild.

imagine thinking that direct was any good or it announced good games
L
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nintenbrain

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See, you at least added some variance there, but you've got a long way to go. Keep trying, and you'll improve.

soi face

yeah but then you have to fucking mail your joycons in and wait for them to be mailed back, also, they don't fix the actual issue and just clean it or put new contacts in which will also break because of the material.

Only good announcement was the sequel to that one game

How much will this cost in usd? Let's get some guesses going. My bet is on $100 for the accessory with pack-in minigame collection

>just started no uing as hard as he could
wow snoys have no arguments

>he thinks he's better than us
Tell me, what do you like?

Yeah, basement neets such as yourself generally don't exercise so you don't ever have to open your mouth to breathe.

is this this family's slave or some shit? what is a negro female doing with a bunch of blonde white people?

NIGGGUUUUUURRRRRR

>killer direct
>ports and a 2 dollar dlc character no one cares about

So wii fit 2? Switch Fit?
Probably dumb.

Legends say they are still arguing even after the heat death of the universe. They will never realize that both of them are right, but their stubborn pride created a struggle that could and would never end.

why are you attacking me? I'm stating the obvious.

Still better than Snoy E3

Kyoto looks comfy

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>it's another soiny brony thread

YIKES

so what is it? a racing wheel? it looks like a cheap, spray painted hotwheels track.

Are radical centrists the new vegans?

This is a good post

based

"Hey guys, let's all go to Joe's house and do some light exercising in his living room one person at a time while laughing at each other!"

"wow, now I fell fulfilled!"

as if blacks can own that console.

>Cater to the core audience
But thats exactly what they are doing. In fact they might be going too core and too niche. Deadly premonition 2, nmh, bayo3, astral chain, fire emblem threehouses, xenoblade remake, daemon , machina and probably more im missing. All low selling hyper core shit compared to their mainline franchises like mario, pokemon and the likes. They have one big game (pokemon) but the rest of the library is carried specifically to virginal turbo weebs that browse Yea Forums

There were two

sniff

>How dare Nintendo make products for more than one age range
Another Sőyny seethe thread?

Naturally

minus 3 months until snoy copies it

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Is this how you exercise Yea Forums? Please don't tell me that you exercise by using a plastic circle... just get /fit/!

modern sony is a californian company specializing in kinda interactive movies with social justice messages
this is not a market they're interested in

>Cardboard box
>Now a plastic circle

Video games are shit now...

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>Europe
>white
>San Francisco
>interracial couple and basedgoys
>Dallas
>interracial couple and basedgoys

Yeah, because Sony totally coppied Labo and is selling Playstation cardboard to people.

I need gifs of all the most retarded bits in this video...I realize that's basically the whole video, but I would be very grateful.

>italy
>white
no face

You have no idea how many wiis they sold with Wii Fit? That combination was responsible for more tight vaginas than the zip tie and superglue.

Just Nintendo toys are shit.

I wanna buy it and destroy it

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It is once they realize trannies want nice firm chesticles too.

why are there only nu-males in this commercial ?

Imagine being part of the Nintendo defense force and and having to defend this after the labo fiasco. Inside you’re seething but you just have to grit your teeth and bear it for the glory of your corporate masters.

>Another Sőyny seethe thread
user's rule of Yea Forums: As the number of posts on a Yea Forums thread increases, the odds of it turning into a Sony butthurt thread approaches unity.

It has begun

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I've just realised what the next Nintendo peripheral will be. A paper triangle.

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they look pretty normal, what the fuck do you mean?

>killer direct
Seriously? It was all ports, how easily pleased are Nintendo fans?

The Switch really puts the "port" in "portable".

Cause only nu-males buy Nintendo products

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>butterfry
Is dobson American? would make sense if he was since he can't take his mind off of fatty foods

Like looking in a mirror for you, eh?
Yeesh

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How many copies will it sell? 30m, 40m, 50m?

>needing a fucking Arduino to make a simple oscillating motor work
Whoever built this is a fucking retard, holy shit

>Legitimate criticism
It's not even revealed what it is, how can you offer any legitimate criticism?
You're simply shitposting, and we're shitposting back.

I don't know what I expected when I clicked this thread.
You are all children, I hope you actually grow up someday.

>IT'S OKAY WHEN I DO IT

None. Because people actually go to the fucking gym as a normal person should!

i WILL use this to masturbate
you can NOT stop me

I bet you will buy this shitty plastic circle. You fat fuck.

me on the left

How do you masturbate to a plastic circle?

Its their """friend""".
Cant you see they are all laughing at her?

choke myself with it maybe. or tape a fleshlight on it

Well it is about as tight as your mom, so I'll manage.

>he still uses your mom jokes

reasonable.

Nintendo could make an entire line of lgbt colored dragon dildos and there would still be people in these threads defending it and calling this a sony thread. Why can't you guys laugh at yourselves?

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Stop making fun of the 12 year olds user.

it's an american thing you wouldn't understand if you do not include your token you have to pay additional taxes

As a nintendo fan, I would never defend a dagon dildo made by nintendo.

This part in particular was fucking psychotic. Is this the kind of shit that normies do? I would never stand up in front of other people and yank on a hoop with my mouth open like a retard for some shitty "game".

>Why can't you guys laugh at yourselves?
if only consolewar shitposting actually had the intent to be funny.
it's not like either side has thick skin to be able to take this stupid shit.
all it is anymore is just tiring, because the same shit gets posted over and over. case in point, your own fucking image.

holy based

>killer direct
what did they show exactly?

He is talking extra gimmicky peripherals,
Like all 3 games with Wii Zapper support
Mario Kart is only one with Wii Wheel
Wii fit balance board
E reader cards are just locked content already on the carts for the supporting games
CPP being complete shit, even after N3DS barely any games designed to use dual stick
Stopped selling Kid Icarus Uprising with the 3ds stand even though it is the only way to play longer than 15 minutes without your wrist dying
There were like 3 games that us the DK bongos
Super Scope is used for like one or two games
Even based R.O.B. was for only 2 games

This plastic hoop will probably have 2 or 3 games at best that support it and they will not take risks with any more than that

this is how people actually think?
watch a real movie for gods sake

Games

>we came full circle
>circle
Heh

they were all filmed in california

>what did they show exactly?

Personally I'm in for:
Tokyo Mirage Sessions port
Xenoblade Chronicles Remaster
No footage of Shin Megami Tensei V

For the leg too

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Nah, they're on the sjw's side now, they wouldn't risk offending fat people.

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It's the sort of shit women do when they get together and have a few drinks. Right before their clothes come off and they start lezzing out. Snoyfags would know this if they weren't all basement dwelling incels.

>Fuck off back to R3ddit you stupid niggerfaggot poltard.

Imagine being an incel and not having a rl gf who wants a tight ass and thighs for you.