Empire

>Empire
>Have honor and get laid
>Soviets
>Rule the Soviet Union after being manipulated and betrayed
>Allies
>get laid with TWO(2) ladies

Which one did you pick?

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Fully automated luxury gAY space communism

The Fohans

Good choice

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Wdym, you have Dasha

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THE ONE PLACE UNCORRUPTED BY CAPITALISM

No way fag

Allies purely out of aesthetic.

Have your Oleg Gopnik then.

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What

I dunno, The Empire looks pretty /fa/shionable

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Soviet Commander is really weird. Even the conscripts in the last mission are weirded out by him. He's like an autist who doesn't want to get laid or have honor or eat a sandwich like the other commanders.

Slants ruined RA3.

i miss tim curry pre-stroke ;_;

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If it makes you feel any better, you too might have a stroke one day but without any of his achievements.

Compared to the other faction's commanders, the soviet one is probably the greatest of them all
>Allied Commander
>take back some land, kill their own president, freeze Tim Curry in ice
>Empire Commander
>Take back some land, build a megazord, destroy time machine
>Soviet Commander
>Break through the empire's shit and get navals back, steal Allied nuclear tech, kill Nobunaga Oda, kill Tim Curry, obliterate the statue of liberty

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>you too might have a stroke one day
can i have it now instead

>/fa/
>probably the worst board in relation to it's intended use
yep, shit taste.

They were more thought out as a faction than Yuri's was.

Are you telling me that a Robotic Floating Fortress that can turn into a Flying Samurai Head that shoots lasers from its mouth isnt fashionable?

Are you telling me /fa/ is fashionable?

RIP Tim Curry