Autistically gives unnecessary details during his Banjo demonstration, like the fact that he's using 2 controllers...

>Autistically gives unnecessary details during his Banjo demonstration, like the fact that he's using 2 controllers, the situation with the Banjo IP and Microsoft, and gives an in-depth explanation of Banjo's moveset and his level
>Invites an indie developer to his house to play Smash, then drives him home while they listen to smash music
>Actually plays games and is an idort that appreciates all kinds of genres unlike most japs
Is he one of us?

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No, he's a millionaire, and you're not.

>Is he one of us?
don't be ridiculous, that implies Sakurai actually posts on Yea Forums. How would Sakurai even post here when I cannot speak English? Dumb user

>that 49 year old joomer who liked undertale unrionically

More like you are autistic for making threads about this retarded old man

No he’s just rich and old
Rich old ppl give less fucks as they age we see this with literally every single old person celebrity

Japan has the highest rate of autism among all countries.

also he enjoys video games

>he thinks that gameplay wasn't someone else playing

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>Implying he can't hire shitpost slaves

source?

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>Invites an indie developer to his house
FUCK no

That was bluepilled

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He is also trying to look approachable doing something similar to a "let's play" streaming video, talking about his own experience while promoting it.

What he is really trying to do is secure even more his position at Nintendo and increasing his salary. That is why he is in charge of the Smash advertising and why he always insists on things like his huge workload, lack of rest, improbability of having such a large roster in the future...

He is gaining and strengthening the trust of the fans because he knows Nintendo will have to call him and only him for the next Smash. The fans love him and only trust him so he can keep working on Smash until he dies even if he is not programming or testing much anymore, and he can keep an ever increasing salary and Nintendo will have to accept because fans only want Sakurai's game. That is done by looking approachable to them.

I saw Masahiro Sakurai at a store in Tokyo yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him to add a character to Smash or anything. He said, “Have you ever made a game?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “eh? eh? eh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face with a painful look on his face each time he closed his hand. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I saw him check on his IV bag as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Amiibos in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he started playing music on Smash Ultimate's sound test on his switch and pretending not to hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the Amiibos and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to transfer coupon codes to the amiibo,” and then turned around and bowed for me. I don’t even think that’s possible. After she scanned each Amiibo and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by choosing a character on the character select screen in Smash Ultimate and having the announcer repeatedly say the character's name with the switch's maximum volume.

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Everytime

did Miyamoto retire already

I haven't seen too much of him lately

Smash is ruining his personal life and he hates developing it. He talked about how his family suffered due to him working near constantly when Brawl came out, not to mention he basically said "If another Smash comes out, it isn't going to have all of these characters anymore"

The dude wants the series to stop.

I love when Yea Forums pretends to be the authority on someone whom they've never met personally and only know through memes and YouTube videos

Even if you can source part of what you said, the rest is obviously just projection

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he doesn't need to do any of that to work on smash. nintendo knows how valuable he is to the series. even though he has come back after saying it every time, i feel like ultimate could be sakurai's last smash

No matter how many times it gets re-purposed, this pasta will never not make me crack up

as opposed to Yea Forums

DUDE IF HE STOP WORKING ON THE SERIES IT MEANS MY NEVER EVER WILL GET IN!!!!!

He's getting cucked

No it means we'll get a good game for once

The japanese have learned in the last decade or so that they can gain sympathy points in the west by complaining about their workaholic culture. I guarantee no one japanese cares that he works 20 hrs a day.

>user is seething because he can't duel wield
Nigga we've known that he does that for years anyway.