Even they know the UK has no culinary identity

meme opinion kys

Fucking gross dude curry goes on rice. The FUCK is wrong with Bongs? Learn to cook you piece of shit

>no moules mariniere
So easy but tastes godlike.

you don't understand, it's toast curry on rice

It's been served in the UK since the 1700s. I'd say that kind of significant

Cosmog and the ultra beasts are from another dimension.

No shit, UK food is garbage. Literally the only edible thing they have is greasy fried fish.

Tbh curry as eaten here is nothing like actual indian food.

frog that moved to bongland here with the bf, this is absolutely true. I asked him what was one of the iconic dish, he said "the english breakfast or fish and chips I guess", and even that tasted bleak when I tried it.
And everyone seems obsessed with indian food???

fuck off

>implying british food is bad

Your bf doesn't know about a good lancashire hotpot?

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>that picture
>a ratatouille
LMAO foreigners being fed shit for big bucks once again.

>what are sunday roasts
>what are full English breakfasts
>what are chip shop fish & chips
>what are shepherds/cottage pies
>what are steak and ale pies
C'mon Game Freak

>calling a salad a ratatouille
>considering boiled onions to be a delicacy
>macaroni??
>putting cherries in a tarte tatin
>croissant but not pain au chocolat
Tourists..

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What the fuck. That's the best you can come up with? It's that what passes for good cuisine in the UK? Seriously?

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just because you call a regular roast or sausages with potatoes with childish names doesn't make it "country specific food".

he probably does, I never asked him and I don't know if they would serve that dish here (scotland)

>No angel cake
shit list

Tbh here in Italy we almost only eat Pizza and Pasta

there's no high cuisine in the UK, so you can forget about complicated refined recipes and rare expensive ingredients. There's also no bourgeois food, all that is left is farmer food, meant to feed a familly in the cold with little money. It's good but it's not fancy.

>half are very generic pastries
>other half are shit you can find in any germanic country except the ones with beans

Englishbros....

Who doesn't like tender beef fillet wrapped in mushroom pate and flaky puff pastry, that's what I want to know.

>Full English breakfast
>God tier
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>"food"

>scotland
I'm sorry user, the scotfats really do have a shit tier cuisine on par with the USA nearly.
>munchy boxes
>deep fried pizza
>irn bru
>DEEP FRIED EVERYTHING

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Swap hot cross buns with Welsh Cakes and move Banoffee pie up to Top tier and I agree.

This is the first I'm hearing about a dish being called a faggot.

>Black pudding crap tier
user, do you have low-T?

AND WE LIKE VINDALO

What is that above sausage rolls? Looks like pizza with rhubarb on it.

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Why?

Not me, the public.

Faggots are made of pork liver, kidney and other offal.

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They're basically large pork meatballs. I've never seen them on any menus though, only in the occasional dubious frozen pack in supermarkets.

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>classic british foods
>half of them arent british in origin or dont even matter
>putting FUCKING BEANS ON A BREAKFAST
God fucking damn it
Yorkshire pudding is still ok

Where are you from?

>basic ass bacon sandwich is considered a god tier classic british food

wut

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>british food is shi

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What about the pie barm? Wait, that's Lancashire.

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>bongs make fun of burgers
>eat mostly the same shit
>the few unique things are just types of bread

>literally pastries and fried shit
Jesus christ, no wonder britsharias love poo in loo food, its better than their literal bland garbage. Britshart food is so bland that I bet using paprika or cumin is considering "spicing up a dish" over in that rainy shithole of an island

Black pudding is ace get fucked

> a fucking fries sandwich
fucking americans look like stared chief next to that

Yorkshire puds are the most basic thing though.
>eggs
>flour
>milk
>don't open the FUCKING oven before they're done you donkey

>britain has no good foo

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>fried pastry
>fried meat pastry
>pastry
>beans
>sandwiches
so....it's only bad when americans do it?

Faggotmind.

>Not me, the public.
A lot of this is probably a quality issue.
Beef Wellington, Black Pudding and Haggis are all God Tier if cooked properly, but if prepared poorly, which is usually the case, are a wet, greasy mess (or a dry, flavourless mess in the case of haggis).

-d that's literally breakfast food anywhere in the western world go to any American diner. Face it there's absolutely nothing unique about your cuisine

I was going to say this is a full breakfast in most locations except with the addition of blood pudding and then I remembered it IS a full breakfast everywhere to the right of the UK

>brits can't coo

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British food historically is based around working food, hence so many things in pastries, along with comfort food. Not fancy poncy bullshit arranged in the middle of a plate.

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Even South America eats blood pudding.

Pokémon trainers need to eat? Since when?

I remember playing Sun and every fucking town had this food stand that sold, I don't know, raw meat or some shit. It didn't do anything. What's the point? Have a guy selling TMs instead.

>foreigners will never know the true beauty of turkish cuisine because all they know is shitty street doner and they can't fucking cook themselves

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Well its a Japanese game made by Japanese devs for a Japanese audience. They know that your average Japanese person knows what 'Curry rice' is, the know curry exists in the U.K., so fantasy place in which 'Curry Rice' is big fits. Its better then trying to explain to a Japanese audience what a ploughmans lunch is.

>working food
is it called working food because you'll be working out after eating all that fried shit like a fat fuck

>things foreigners will never understand

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>Nothing but carbs and shit meat you wouldn't feed a dog.

As an aside, the worst food I've ever eaten was in the USA.
I will however concede that the yanks know how to into beef. Had some fucking amazing steaks, brisket and burnt ends over there too.

look at all the seething jfs lads

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>curry in the UK
>it's just japanese curry
god damnit nips are so dumb

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Beef they are alright with. Pork they are retarded with.

Fuck I haven't had crumpets in such a long time. Before I die, I'm getting some.

Do I go savory or sweet guys? Jam? Cheese? Marmite?

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RULE BRITANNIA

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actual indian
if you get an indian curry from an indian place it's the same shit we eat

I mean there's a Japanese curry place in London, so technically its in the Galar region right? Right??

This. What cuisine a country has is based entirely on culture and climate.
The climate is cold so the best food available to most people in England until around 1850 was meat from well-raised animals.
If you look at the cuisines of most countries, it's not much better. Most have their own few signature dishes, but what do countries like Germany, Norway or even the United States have to offer?
Also there's no need to develop your own cuisine when you can take the best stuff from the other countries that you own.

Maybe you poncy cunts need to work out after a meal like that but over here we do the sort of real man's work that needs those calories, like coal mining or fighting the Irish.

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It's too bad bakery chains specializing in sandwiches and rolls only exist in the UK.

The vegan sausage rolls are legitimately top tier.

>Welsh GF
>When I finally get to see her barn after the shearing she tells me she's gonna make rarebit
>"Oh man sounds -fancy-"
>It's literally cheese on toast.

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and australia

I'll have a Steak Bake instead please.

>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T SERVE VEGAN FOOD TOO I WILL LITERALLY BE FORCED TO EAT IT NOOOOOOOO

This. It was actually a part of establishing a 'British' identity, with both Scottish and English people eating 'British' dishes from the colonies they had never had before.

>bread

look at this french nigga and laugh

fuck off faggot, faggots are mid tier at least

a pile of crap food doesnt' suddenly become good.

>Bangers and Mash
>Toad in the hole
>Pork pie
>Scones
>Good old fish n chips

From experience British food is literally nothing but borderline deep fried shit. Makes me wonder how the fuck they're somehow thinner than the average Florida resident.

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face it, british food is actually the best

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Haggis is great, fuck off the general public

>finally get to see her barn after the shearing
Sounds saucy user

>essentially a convenience store
imagine bragging about having bread and fucking japan of all places surpasses you

Kedgeree is a very good example of this.
Also nice trips.

>Bunch of continentals who know nothing about my country trying to tell me why my food is shit
This is why we left the EU

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So british cuisine = diner food in america

>chicken tikka masala
lel
>faggots
Holy fuck. I have british relatives. know I'll ask them how faggots taste like.

>google black pudding
wtf people actually eat this shit?

It was a pretty unfunky experience user.

>Hot shepherd's pie after a cold and rainy commute home
nothing better desu

>Pastry doesn't leave your hands all greasy
>Isn't made from pig's arsehole
I'll take 4 to go, mate.

>awful cuisine
Who fucking cares
>most culturally boring
Fuck off you bourgeois bohemian retard, you know nothing of England and it's beautiful history and culture. Post more pictures of chavs being drunk in the street as if your country doesn't have them either. Stop falling for the retarded self-hating Londoner memes.

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Try it m8 it's lush.

Gimme recommendations turkboi

no wonder you have such pleb opinions and watch anime
you have not experienced anything good in your shitty british life

What geam?

>curry goes on rice
Not originally, you retarded weeb.

>Burgers and Britbongs constantly arguing about food shit
>it turns out everything both sides eat is fucking fried

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You know everyone pretends these vegan meats taste the same as real meat but every single time they're absolutely foul. Why blatantly lie?

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seething eurofag

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>Faggots
What

It's disgusting you fucking savage

>This is why we left the EU
Don't forget you're here forever

What's with people's obsession with these up there? Seems like every recipe has beans

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>foreigners unironically shitting on the full english
literally lmao you've clearly never tried it

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Tbf the vegan sausage roll is close to the normal one, just less greasy because it has no butter

So's ur mum m8.

>British cuisine is literally cheap American diner food

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>england
>culture

lmao

>haggis
>black pudding
>kippers
>all in crap tier
fucking kill yourself

They just don't want animals feelings to get hurt. Though I personally hate pork just because Pigs aren't retards like most animals are (And it tastes like ass).

Cringe
Keep eating burgers, tasteless subhuman.

You ever tried Quorn? Shit's legitimately good as far as fake meat goes. Sausages are a particularly easy one to fake though because so much of the flavour is based on the spices.

You can have baked beans for any meal of the day and they just go with a lot of things.

It seems daft until you realize that no where else has back bacon. Most countries which eat pigs use that back loin as a type of steak, and use the bit of streaky bacon as streaky bacon. I think only the Cypriots use the loin as a cured bacon (Lounza), but they cut off the streaky bacon and fat, so it's not really the same.

>tfw can't stand tomato sauces or bases or mushrooms, but don't mind literally anything else.
It's truly a fresh hell being randomly locked out of 50% of all food.

literally none of those are deep fried you burgertard.
Stop projecting.

>Faggots

This isn’t real

People who can criticise the British because we respect them:
>The French

People who can criticise the British because they're better than us:
>...

>Fucking gross dude curry goes on rice

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>What's with people's obsession with these up there? Seems like every recipe has beans
Cheap
Filling
Nutritious
It's a practical thing.

French is ok, the cheese is great. But generally French cuisine is just inferior Italian cuisine.
British "cuisine" is barely food. The most defining trait of an English breakfast is amount, which should be most telling.
And their chocolate is mediocre, stop wanking over that you overcompensating Brits. Just because it's better than American doesn't mean it's good.

Hey can we have a hundred beans for lunch?

Poorfags

I see I must provide the gift of this to Yea Forums once again.

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>You ever tried Quorn?
I actually quite like most Quorn, but it has its own taste and is nothing like meat.
Also the burgers are fucking foul. Avoid like the plague.

Chip shop curry is the fucking best.

Beans are like eggs.
>cheap
>easy to make
>can be prepared in a billion different ways
>go with almost anything

What's the best kind of bean?

All of this is the same "greasy meat and pie". Fuck off.
Even bigos is more creative.

Triggered.

Actually a good reply. I agree. French is okay. I shouldn't have lumped it in with the brits.

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>filename says chips
>picture is of fries
?

>French cuisine is just inferior Italian cuisine.

you wish luigi

Yeah their burgers aren't the best, anything battered is pretty decent though I think it's the batter that does a lot of the heavy lifting in those cases.

>everything is deep fried and full of meat
LITERALLY AMERICAN

Why is South American cuisine disgusting?

Portugal, Spain, Italy and Greece are apex cuisine, I'm not sure why any other country is brought up, outside of Japan.

>/int/ thread without IDs
Just a bunch of salty third worlders and burgers shitting on countries better than them

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>Amerifats arguing about food thread

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Trips of truth
>'British identity'
What people who don't live in the UK fail to realise is that there's barely any unifying culture between England and Scotland, and even between certain regions. For the governments of the 18th to 20th centuries, this was a big problem since you couldn't visit parts of the Scottish Highlands into the late 1800s without getting killed by tribals.
Unifying the UK through conquest was one of the only ways to bring together that identity.
Hence all the different Scottish, Irish and Welsh regiments in the army that get to wear traditional clothing.

I think this is actually a pretty cool addition for the "British" pokemon game.
Curry is seen as a staple of Japanese cuisine, but it was introduced to them in powdered form by British sailors trading from India.

>bread

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>Portugal, Spain and Greece are apex cuisine

literally who

>take a continent wide trip to America
>eat noreastern stuff in the east coast, mostly just New York tourist food like hot dogs, pizzas and spaghetti and meatballs
>go to Chicago, have deep dish pizza and brats
>go to Louisiana to visit the bayou and "Nawlins" and have tasty and delicious gumbo, cajun seafood
>go to Texas, specifically Houston and have Texan style BBQs, texmex and actual mexican food like birria and chile colorado at a Texmex restaurant
>go to California, specifically west Los Angeles and have basically the same stuff I found in New york but with a Californian twist like avocado burgers, californian burritos and whatever local chain there was nearby like In N Out
>one of the best eating experiences Ive had and I didnt think there would be that much variety in local American cuisine. A lot of fattening stuff but good shit that I can eat heartily while high on weed

>go to Britain to visit London and Manchester a year after my trip to America
>again, try to only eat local stuff
>pies pies pies
>Oi m8 troi muh fish n chips laddie
>pies pies pies curry pies
>"english breakfast" at most restaurants and their breakfast offerings. Literally just eggs, roasted tomatoes, beans with some nasty hit sauce, and blood pudding.
>more poo in loo stolen cuisine like tikki masala
>every fucking borough Ive visited while taking "the tube", the same fucking pies and curries.
>give up so I eat at some french restaurant a bit of distance away from the Cambridge theatre, think its called Savoir something

I lost some cultural respect for Britain, not gonna lie.

british cuisine > all

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>cornish pasty that low
as a kernowfag, fuck off

I honestly would go onto the Vegans meat substitute easy if they could actually make it taste worth a hoot. I like the taste not the killing part.

Also that lab grown shit looks fucking nasty.

>a big problem since you couldn't visit parts of the Scottish Highlands into the late 1800s without getting killed by tribals.

C'mon user. For fuck's sake.

I asked for egg n' chips not egg n' crisps ya daft bugger.

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>spotted the burger

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>literally something you can get at a shitty sit-down restaurant in America
>cuisine
that's...kind of sad

Depends on what you wanna eat, turkish cuisine is extremely varied
The pic in my post was a mantı, prepared essentially like mini dumplings
allrecipes.com/recipe/154920/homemade-manti-traditional-turkish-dumplings/
Here's a breakfast dish that you eat using bread like a spoon
giverecipe.com/turkish-egg-dish-menemen/
Some nice side-dish
thespruceeats.com/turkish-filled-meatballs-3274329
One of the most common street foods in turkey
thespruceeats.com/vegetarian-turkish-cig-kofte-3274311
Feel free to ask if you want a specific kind of dish I guess

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It is.
A fag is also a word for cigarette here. No one really uses faggot like yanks do, we use poof and similar.

bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/2552644/faggots-with-onion-gravy

Galicians have a nice soup. That's where my complements for Spanish cuisine end.

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What you'd usually call chips is crisps in Britain, whereas fries are chips, like they were chipped off.

Thing about British food culture is a large part of it is just saying fuck it and having non-British food. Going to the U.K. to eat 'British food' is fucking weird.

you probably stole the idea from some guy from Plymouth anyway

retard

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>Trying to spark derision between southern Europeans
Not cool Anton.

When you owned a third of the world you don't need your own 'cuisine'.

How can British food be so disgusting when they're next door to France?

england food is just french and german food but made by poor people with poor ingredients

>Also that lab grown shit looks fucking nasty.
You think that's bad, you should look at a slaughterhouse.

I think every country and culture has good food. Most of the recipes and tradition tend to preserve the stuff that's good and it's great.
What feels pretty weird though is that french and mediterreneans just won't stop glorifying their own stuff, then flinging shit at everything else despite some countries not even readily not having access to some of the ingredients they've used for ages and then being all shocked when lamb isn't used for livestock in some countries and certain fish is different in the nordic seas, or that due to geographical conditions certain crops grow better in other countries.

People can make the argument that these days everything can be imported, but it won't exactly overwrite centuries of tradition. I just want to enjoy all kinds of foods with the flair of it's home country showing with each dish, is it too much to ask?

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French food is crap. It's all PR. They never shut the fuck up about great their own shit is, so people start believing it.

>Britain has nothing original
>bragging about eating "unique cuisine" which turns out to be basic food in other countries
How did they fuck up so bad?

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thanks but no yanks

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Not that I'm indulging the sentiment but its well understood that French breads at least literally can't survive transit. To the point where there's a joke that French Calais customs has a croissant deflator on staff.

>mash random stuff together
>cuisine

>it's another shit on UK thread
It's all so tiresome...

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Japanese curry is different from other curry though but you're correct. They were looking for ways to feed their soldiers cheap and saw the food of the british navy or army and copied it. Beyond that, it actually revolutionized Japanese cuisine because before that, most of their food is fish based.

And for more facts, most jap food came overseas, croquette, japanese pancake(okonomiyaki) and other fried jap food.

>being all shocked when lamb isn't used for livestock in some countries
If they've seen lamb and tried it once, they no longer have an excuse for not importing and raising the most delicious animal to grace this Earth. I can forgive the mistakes of the past but the present mistakes these morons commit is unforgivable.

Brits only have pastries and pies because they're full of it.

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Even upper class brits refuse to eat native brit food, that tells you all you need to know.

Oh yeah we are so cool honhonhon
>eats fucking snails
I cant believe no other country comes close
>eats frog legs
Man, every other country is missing out
>eats literal maggots as is
If only they could eat these too!
>makes bread and pastries that are just straight inferior to austrian ones

Just ignore the seething jealousy fellow bong

RANKING OF CUISINE AND DISHES:

french
turkish and balkans countries
italian
chinese (because of variety)

POWER GAP

middle eastern countries
indian

POWER GAP

various east asian countries
south american countries
eastern europe

HUGE POWER GAP

mexican
japanese
greek

RATHER STARVE LINE HERE________

prison food
usa
britain
scandinavian countries
video games

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Because they are german or asian.

I mean, you're not obligated to avatarfag across multiple boards like a tripfag to 'defend' your home from Anonymous posters.

How can French cuisine be so shit when they're next door to Spain?

name 1 good french dish lol

>left
You're still here Britcucks.

It's a leftist psyop to shit on us since we left the EU.

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

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seethe

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thank god theres a currydex, will be cut in half for next game tho

Watching the Eurozone fight is fun.
Frog legs are god their food.

Should have included marmite

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Mostly good taste but put french one tier down and put german/austrian in the same tier

>french at the top
Thanks for the laugh. Frog food belongs with USA and Britain.
>Chinese gets a pass because of variety but a lot of the ones between the power gaps don't

>angry frog noises

>Yea Forums - Video Games & International Food Discussion

I have and it actually tasted better in Lviv than in Salisbury.

French cuisine is elevated because they import all their shit from Spain. Their "famous" wines are on par with the cheapest fucking bottle you can get in your average Spanish pub.

The Chinese have better frog legs.

>Copy Italian, Mexican and French food
>Call it "American cuisine"

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Maybe I just have a small tummy but my breakfasts have never been this big. I feel like I'd barf if I tried to eat the full plate plus the toast.

Since when is Salmon and Mussels French cuisine?

Stuffed mussels arent french in origin

Eating the frog raw doesnt make it better

>he thinks people are shitting on it and not laughing at the brits who think it's unique
Americans have the full english like twice a day.

I fucking hate paella, fuck the assholes that always order one for large parties.

I spent one week on Britain and I ate from syrian, paki and chink restaurants everyday.
Fuck British food.

none of those are of French origin, you stupid frog.

>Prepackaged scotch eggs
>Meat tastes like shit, breadcrumb is soggy, 15% chance of getting some unidentifiable hard bit in with the meat that fucks your teeth up.
>Prepackaged "savory eggs"
>Not quite as bad as regular-sized scotch eggs, but still pretty terrible. Cannot be called a scotch egg for legal reasons.
>supermarket deli counter scotch eggs
>Actually tastes of something, price is usually far higher than they're really worth, you're entirely reliant on the only staff member, a fat woman named Sandra, breaking off from her 3 hour conversation with a 92 year old pensioner to get it for you.
>fresh butcher's shop scotch eggs
>Expensive but worth every penny, almost always in short supply. The only scotch egg worth discussing.
Remember, if you've only ever had scotch eggs out of a package then you've never really had a scotch egg.

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So?
I eat quiche Lorraine all the time.
Does that mean it's now British?
If anything that just proves the wide cultural significance of your country if everyone eats your food

Spaghet and meatballs is Italian American and New Orleans food is really very African/Caribbean inspired and less so French - I did try some French-American-Nawlins foods in the French quarter. Burgers, Hot dogs and Texas BBQs are wholly American things

The point here was to make that food in most countries aren't exactly born out of a vacuum, but have largedly evolved along the general populace. Some countries with a more nomadic culture might have placed emphasis on dried foods and easily preserved stuff for longer journeys, countries with cooler climate might have found it easier to practice animal husbandry due to the difficulty of growing crops etc.
In such settings, it's a bit silly to try and completely change what some cultures might have eaten for many generations by having someone roll around and say "Lambs are the best, yo! Fuck your deers, moose, reindeers and other game, faggots!"

As someone who lives here

you'll notice all of our 'food' is just sugar, flour and processed meat in different configurations.

Good paella is great but most you can get is shit mixed rice.

Nor is curry british

'traditional GB food' is still suffering from the cultural hangover of rationing and severed trade during WW2.

Same with yorkshire puddings. Aunt bessie is a lying bitch.

>the wide cultural significance of your country
More like the cultural insignificance of your country. Enjoy your authentic British bok choy, George.

Better at what, not leaving the EU? Flinging food at each other and calling it "politics"? Arresting people for tweets or potato peelers? You have a loicense for that shitpost btw?

>Meat tastes like shit, breadcrumb is soggy, 15% chance of getting some unidentifiable hard bit in with the meat that fucks your teeth up.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH i can't be the only one who instantly starts gagging the moment something like this happens? same with gristle.

Snails and frogs are pleb filters
Not everyone can appreciate the kino

Paella is meant to be shared with 3 people tops. Anything more than that it's genuinely disgusting. There's nothing more obnoxious than the usual faggot that claims you're a sissy when you don't want to eat his disgusting colored rice with undercooked fish in it with his and his wife's entire family.

not that I don't love you guys for it, but why is french snobbery such a consistently correct stereotype?
anything someone mentions, anything at all, and a french person will be like 'hon hon hon, this yokel doesn't even know about superior thing'

>American food is bad unless you call it British

>actually takes the time to politely explain
I was just baiting, but that was pretty wholesome of you user.

You don't go to the French for a main course.
You go to the French for desserts, cheeses, and bread.
You to to Italy for a main course.

it's just a collection of food from across europe and neighbouring countries so there's a lot that is good so it has to rank that high
they have invested in chef schools and recipes these past 150 years so there's that

What continentals and Americans fail to understand is that Indian,Chinese, American etc. IS British Cuisine.
When we owned those countries we took those foods and made them our own.
Half the food on earth can be considered 'British Cuisine'

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Passive aggression flows in their veins after being labeled historical cowards.

frog legs are fried and with garlic and parsley, delicious

British food isn't bad but its boring which might be worse.

There is a reason why Kebab places and Curry places are so popular here in England its because its something fucking different which isn't the same pastry or 'Pie with Mashed Potato' on the top. I love Cottaged Pie as much as the next Britbong but fucking hell growing up in the north that was all we had.

That being said. The whole 'British people can't cook' is dumb. Literally anyone can cook and make good dishes. Its mostly just people who are lazy and cba'd to learn it.

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>we took those foods and made them our own
is that why they're still called Indian, Chinese, American, etc.

>desserts
Austrians have better desserts
>cheeses
Italian and roaches exist
>bread
Germans

Same

Today's british is more indian than the british of the past

Imagine being this bitter and insecure about an entire nation.

That is honestly a fair representation of what we eat.

Why did you leave out that sausage you guys make out of a cow's bowel? I've heard the overpowering faecal odor of that delicacy described as "quintessentially French."

Would love to try some of you bongs shit food if i can find a restaurant that serve it.

>if Americans aren't making food analogies, they're just taking about food.
What's worse, having no cuisine or a culture that glorifies eating and food?

You got a license for that anglo pride?

QUICHE LORRAINE IS FRENCH YOU ASS

I fucking love blue cheese.

>restaurant
There's your mistake you posh twat.

>French
>dessert
What the fuck. No, they have terrible desserts. You go to literally every other european country except britain for a decent dessert. Cheese, I'll give you that. They have pretty good cheese.

When has Britain conquered China you imbecile.

>actually like spicy asian food
>no good place around me that serves good korean, chinese or thai food
Suggest me some good and easy asian food to cook at home, anons

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no wonder they're fat.

Yeah but we eat it so now it's our cuisine :^)
>what is Hong Kong
>inb4 d-doesn't count

But bruh look at this delicious potato omelette I ordered for the party, don't you just love Spanish cuisine :^))))))) ?

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That's the point he was making, you retard.

All they have is fish and chips (literally just French fries with breaded fish and horse radish, not original at all) and shepherd's pie. And I think shepherd's pie is Irish isn't it?

imagine importing millions of shitskins

Lol calm down

Shit like Sunday roasts and pot pies are max-tier comfy foods. I fucking hate the
>LOL WIYPEPO CAN'T COOK CAUSE DEY DON BURN SHITTY CUTS OF MEAT TO A CRISP AND USE 80 POUNDS OF SPICE TO MASK THE FLAVA
meme that shitskins perpetuate.

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hong kong was a trade port so whitey could get all of nipland addicted to opium which set up mao to come to power

>Shrugs in French

You mean choucroute ?

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back to /pol hun
>d-doesn't count
like pottery

>Fish n chips
>Not deep fried

user...

Nah andouillette

A city, not the whole of China.
Retard.

Lmao, even the french, who invented french fries as the name implies, literally use the word "chips" for what you call """"""""crisps"""""""". Just admit you're wrong, dumb bongs.

No rhubarb pie and custard?

Imagine being so delusional

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>d-doesn't count

Do British people REALLY do this??

Catch and boil a stray cat in a gutter oil. Wala!

>look how retarded I am haha I win

If you have a deep fat fryer nothing beats making your own from eggs, sausage meat and breadcrumbs, although the effort-to-benefit ratio is admittedly low unless you're making enough for several people.

>the french, who invented french fries as the name implies
Except it was the Belgians

I paradoxically love Spain's culture of making meals big social events but I also hate that the food itself is also meant to be shared. Just let people have their own individual plate for the main course. We already have tapas and vermú if you're that desperate to have your meal go cold and have everyone touch it you fucking nigger.

>horse radish,
It's tartare sauce retard

Went to England when I was around 13

The best food I've eaten was in a Chinese restaurant

Look and if you won't eat it you have to pay a 16 Euros penalty charge

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Nobody is saying white people can't cook you stupid fucking angoloid. Anglos can't cook.

QUICHE LORRAINE WILL BE GERMAN AGAIN.

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Threads like these show why the average Yea Forums IQ is sub-100

>bread
AHhjajwhahhahhwhw

I am mostly just amused.
Is typing TOMMY ROBINSON working the same as Tiannamen Square against Chinks?

For me,it's bigos and pierogi

Nigger, they serve food in a big plate and you take portions of it to put on your individual plate.
No one touches your food because we use cutlery.

And that's only for some foods like potato omelette and paella.

sorry the truth hurts, i hope i never have to know the feel of having a muslim be the mayor of my capital

Evans why Britain does so well on powerlifting

>all the most famous cooks in the world are anglos
Really gets the noggin joggin

Is anyone still doing this unironically? That's the only thing I genuinely have to put my foot down on. No. I will not hear any argument that this is remotely acceptable. It isn't.

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So? Belgians speak french so the point still stand.

>anglos watch shitty anglos because that'sfamiliar and and push that shit in media
>anons line still isnt true
List me these most famous cooks of yours :^)

you can taste salt

You either live in a country that does that as well or live in the third world

>Calling it a "bacon sandwich" and not a "bacon butty"
0/10

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WRONG
>la frite est née sur les ponts de Paris en 1789, en pleine Révolution française, sous l'appellation « pommes Pont-Neuf » quelques années après qu'Antoine Parmentier fit la promotion de la pomme de terre en 1771 au concours de l'académie de Besançon. Maurice Edmond Sailland dit Curnonsky (1872-1956), auteur, journaliste, défenseur de la cuisine du terroir et prince des gastronomes, cru 1927, a déclaré : « Les pommes de terre frites sont une des plus spirituelles créations du génie parisien ». En réalité, cette « pomme Pont-Neuf » est une pomme de terre coupée en lamelle puis frite, et non un bâtonnet de pomme de terre[21].

You're disgusting, go back to your lowlife caravaan camping lifestyle.

Absolute legend
Steak bakes are fucking LUSH

I have never been served aspic by anyone I know and thank fuck.

>continental seething no one gives a shit about his irrelevant literal who culture

>Literally mix up two different countries
>I'm still right!

Belgium is a French region larping as a country

>be a frog
>be a literal fag
HHEHAHHAHAHSH U CANT MAKE YHIS UP

"british" cuisine is kinda shit...

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And all they cook is French, Italian and American meals :)

Gross

I am surprised you still have taste buds.
But sure buddy. I am so jealous of some shitty island that is eating itself and clings to some delusion of relevancy. Even Americans prefer us as allies to Brits.

>it's another thirdies use non-flag boards to go full SEETHE over actual relevant countries thread

Yes?

Alright lads, you've got a fiver and you need to pick up a bit of lunch from greggs before your bus arrives. What're you getting?

me riku raw egg prease understand

No one is salty over this, except for the British of course

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Ungrateful nips, they wouldn't have their seaweed wraps if it wasn't for us.

What the hell is that black sludge on the toast?

>this level of delusion
>he thinks that literal who is at all relevant
Imagine getting all your news from Trumps twitter

>Fucking gross dude curry goes on rice
>not having curry with a good portion of chips
>not having it with poppadoms
>not having it with a pitta
It's like you've never lived

Yeah, no one important at all, just the MAYOR of your CAPITAL

We have Cumberland pie though, that shit is top tier.

>Mince and gravy base
>Covered in a layer of cheese and mashed potatos

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but muh refined cuisine

>eat mostly the same shit
?

The very British curry and bigos kebab.

Put down your menu brah, we're all here to eat the same thing, "cochinillow". What do you mean you want something else? You just going to leave us hanging with all this meat?

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It’s like saying Pizza is a New York food. Did the epic and superior Western Civilization get FUCKING BAMBOOZLED by greasy Italian criminals? The answer is yes.

Keep saying continental, everyone knows you are just jealous of my BKC gene (Big Kara Cook)
You say ''b-but I watch anglos'' when your wives are eating doner at my place
Your daughter will grow grovelling curry
You anglos with your continental fantasies, I'll be that cook
I'll be that cook that feeds your wife noodles every lunch and dinner

Okay, professional mountain hobos

No, you seem seething and obsessed. I can guarantee whatever country you're from I literally never think about. Feels good.

Literally irrelevant
He's not involved in government, Parliament or decision making of any form
In fact the only relevancy he has is the one your president has given him by sperging out over him on twitter

what cuisine is this

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Are they prepping the pig for flight?

marmite

Rent free

based cuisine

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Spreading its surface area to cook more evenly.

>Marmite is a thick, sticky paste made from concentrated yeast extract, a byproduct from brewing beer
Why the fuck would anyone want to smear this garbage on a toast? What the fuck?

>it's a foreigner puts way too much vegemite/marmite on their toast and then acts like it's disgusting episode

>anglo can't understand jokes or pastas, the post
I think it makes 2 kinds of pasta you dont get

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Keep telling yourself that
Foreigners are invading and you people are doing nothing

Fuck off, northern scum.

What the hell is the top right?!

that's a bacon butty tho

>housemate cooks a pasta dish
>fucktillions of pasta, like we're carboloading for a marathon or some shit
Every time.

Natto if I remember right.
Its fermented onions beans.

Marmites banging m8
Stop shitting on stuff you haven't even tried

What does a proper ratatouille look like?

WE WERE SO POOR WE WERE EATING PAIN AU CHOCOLAT WITHOUT THE CHOCOLAT! JUST THE PAIN!

but wot about shephards pie, guvna ?

natto, very sticky, very disgusting.

>gets completely btfo
>brings up an entirely different topic
I believe they call this one 'moving the goalposts'?

Anyone can go out of the way to find the worst examples from any country and cook them badly.
I wouldn't feed my cat that egg. It looks like it has the texture of leather.

Imagine caring this much about others
Imagine caring this much about race in a food thread

Meals like this traditionally come from manual labourers who wouldn't necessarily stop to eat food at lunch and would need to work on through until dinner
Cornish pasties were literally invented so they could be carried by miners and whatnot for lunch

Something even Japanese themselves shit talk since it's an "acquired taste" even among them.

Obviously some brewery worker reckoned it smelled good so he tasted a bit.

At least the UK has bangers and mash, steak and kidney pies, beef wellingtons, and deep fried mars bars. That's gotta count for something.

Yorkshire puds are pretty fucking good. I unrionically just make a whole batch of 'em and eat them like a snack sometimes.

who?

Dunno what you would do when you see a turkish breakfast then

>Trifle
>Mid tier
You can fuck right off, lad.

Nah, Japan can't into baking in the slightest

I've tasted not cheap natto it's okay not disgusting. You really need to really prepare it right for it to become edible.

are all those fat british slags you see really putting on 30 stone just from eating beans and toast ? what is with you bog dwellers

What are some videogames where I can make /ck/+/int/ bait crossposts on a messageboard for videogames?

>Could use the bread to dip it on gravy or sauce
>Or pour a bit of olive oil and garlic
>Let's just make it taste like warm beer instead

Curry is a British invention

u mad, bro?

chunky vomit, tastes good though

Cooking mama ?

>battenberg
>low

what the fuck is this?

Ranked in terms of food

Middle Eastern > Mexican > Japanese > Italian > Indian > French > American > Chinese > German > British

its fine to disagree with me, just know that you are wrong

most people get fat from drinking too much

youtube.com/watch?v=4n2uuKD6Nz8

Generally when you become the largest empire in history you don't really need a culinary identity. You just bring all the good shit back home.

>amerifags in thread who's only cuisine is undercooked minced meat and mexican food

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Marmite tastes absolutely nothing like beer
Fucking continentals talking out their arse as usual

Panera Bread is very much a thing, and all local groceries in the United States have dedicated bakeries that do exactly that including cakes and various sweets.

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That's fair then. I'm a twink who doesn't do anything, so I guess it makes sense actual men get hungry.

Why did you feel the need to post something that even you know is wrong ?

tell those whores i said to cut back on the tea before they sink the whole damn island

t.shitskin

Because they don't have tastebuds. They only feel the spices and the texture, so for them it's easy to fake. Which is why they keep going on and on about texture when discussing them, even though texture =/= taste.

i'd smash this nip pastie me mate

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Warm beer was a complement user, I didn't expect you to be in love with garbage bin sludge.

>Generally when you become the largest empire in history you don't really need a culinary identity
But that shit is mostly wrong
Every single actual big empire other thna brits had their own proper cuisine
Brits were also only the biggest by their own standards

The topic is the same, your capital mayor is a foreigner

America lives rent free in your head

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I love their fry batter and their black beer.

Cant say anything else.

>battenberg cake that low
this was almost a good list

Croissants and bagettes are from Austria

>Not white
>Foreigner
By that logic your government is full of them
>inb4 askcually I'm a third world shitter who's too irrelevant to have any immigration

Did you know that nearly every country in the world has different standards on what constitutes as a foreigner or race?

I lolled.

> get conquered by roman empire
> they bring with them order, sanitation
> get conquered by mongols
> they bring with them they bring with them large scale information and communications systems
> get conquered by british
> ELLO GUV NUH

Also thats not a ratatoule thats a tian and the creme brulee is british

you either love it or hate it, but I find that bloody horrid, no idea how this shit is passing the food safety checks or whatever the fuck it's called

Italian > Mexican > British > French > American > Indian > Middle Eastern > German > Chinese > Japanese

asian shit gets overrated since people only ever eat the stuff that's made specifically for westerners

>and deep fried mars bars.
I'm from the UK and I've never heard of this one.

>Seething so much you ignore history

i think the french invented eating pussy too

Scottish cuisine. Go into any Scottish fish and chip shop and you can ask for them.

>seeting so much you ignore history and food

>Accepting the destruction of your race and culture

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what are you even on about retard

>no crumbles at all

Actually embarrassing.

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Poo in loo

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Enjoy ur shitty sharia law and getting ravaged by third world smelly Muslims u fucking kuksaucer

>bread and butter pudding that low
>boring fucking vicky sponge that high
At least the Scotshit is at the bottom where it belongs.

>Spain
>literally who
Listen here ya little shit

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It’s either “how faggots taste” or “what faggots taste like”

>Battenberg cake
>that low
Fak off

>This thread

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lol

Men I fucking hate the UK such a dystopian hellhole complete with police that tell you how you should do everything, although as politely as possible
I honestly prefer it much more in my small and cheap country Hungary

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American southern food is the second greatest food in the world after italian tbqh.

This isn't so weird, curried potatoes are a thing. That curry looks awful though.

Is this a cooking thread?

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Yes but they're not the same

>so y soup
isn't that an asian dish though?

>noo there's someone of a different skin color here noo my culture is no more
Not how it works
Why do you even have a stick up your ass
Why do you expect people to view those terms just as people from your country does
Why do you even care about this shit in a food thread user
Post shit from your cuisine
youtube.com/watch?v=02vDkMEdIkY

Not white but I will defend the UK

UK has haggis
T has bread
Sandwiches
Baked beans
Beef Wellington

UK should be lawded for the diverse selection of food it bought back from conquering half the world. They aso bought many different dishes to the Europe and white people like curries and such.

I'd say it beats out Italian by shear variety, but they're both top tier and equally bad for you.

>Black pudding
I will fucking fight you AND win, faggot

Have tried it and it's absolutely horrid, I wouldn't make my worst enemy take a shit in a platter of the stuff. Literally unredeemable

I think that's actually spanish

Where? You’re hungry? Don’t know what you’re talking about mate.

This is your mind on containment boards
Onion =/= soi
There's like 20 different onion soup recipes around the world as well and that image is shit

Here, let me explain it to you
>Group 1 does not breed very fast
>Group 2 breeds at lightning speed
>Group 2 moves into Group 1s land
>Group 2s population grows while Group 1 shrinks
Understand now?

a vegetable stew.

ha ha
never heard that one before...

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I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic.

Unironically the only food from the British Isles worth a damn.

Kernow Bys Viken

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>after
*Before and after
Why do you think 'builder's tea' refers to normal tea with fuckloads of sugar in it?

don't shift the narrative bong, brittish cuisine is trash. top chefs go to france to learn

>Brits were also only the biggest by their own standards

What, geography, influence and wealth? Makes sense that British standards are the global ones really considering how much of the globe we controlled.

stop using strawberry jell'o you dumb poorfag

Why the fuck would we give a shit what frogs say? They speak a dying language and are even more “Multicultural” than we are.

>baguettes are from Austria
are you fucking retarded?

today, I will remind them

2eu.funnyjunk.com/hdgifs/No more whites in london_b77bf4_7097136.mp4

Or curry

>no Spanish
Get a load of this Faggott

Aren't those videos bullshit though?

no we aren't, don't be delusional

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Just more unironic propaganda
The whole city is filled with such shit

JAJAJAJAJAJA ME LLAMO MIGUEL ME GUSTA LA PAELLA JAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJA

Way more interesting

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Americans are just mad because all American food are cuisines from other countries. Yes, Americans, you did not invent pizza or burgers or anything you eat.

You know, people meme on about sharia and all but which groups actually try to enforce it?IIRC most west end of middle eastern nations did not

I'm a bong but I have no fucking clue what bubble and squeak is

amercians are the reason you have corn chocolate potatoes and turkey you ungrateful fucking wretch

go to the international section of your local supermarket and see if anything has a recipe on the back of the package
I made a nice red curry off of a can of coconut milk, just substituting shrimp for chicken because I had so much chicken

>but which groups actually try to enforce it?
I think there are a few extremists but they have no power and are dying out because not even mudslides want sharia.

lmao we're not the ones with a muslim mayor in our capital

Why is there such an obsession with food? Is it because it's the part of a culture that can be most easily commodified?

>literally have a foreigner muslim mayor
>literally have no-go zones controlled by the sharia police

i-it's propaganda !!

Funny how you assumed I was American

America lives rent free in your head

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its because you need it to survive and it tastes good

>literally have a foreigner muslim mayor
Sadiq Khan was born in some place called Tooting in London. His parents might be foreigners but he isn't.

I didn’t know we had a dish named after OP!

So why is all conversation on it based entirely on presentation and how good it will look on a menu?

It's an economy dish that's like a fried hash brown made of odds and ends of vegetables, typically potato, cabbage and onion, although it's also quite good with spinach and other root vegetables like shredded parsnips or carrots.

>literally have no-go zones controlled by the sharia police
Literally doesnt exist
>literally have a foreigner muslim mayor
You have a more fundamental error in your system if any governing body can and does use religion as any form of law, so you know, it doesnt actually matter
Guy was born and raised in london too

desu I really love cottage pie.

Based

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japanese bread sucks. it's all the same, theres no variety. white garbage.
source: been living here for 5 years and cant wait to go back to america for the holidays so i can finally go to a deli

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>who invented french fries as the name implies
Top yourself right now

only dainty fags that have never known hunger will think of food that way, unfortunately thats half the population

He sure as hell isn't British

Keep trying to act like ur country is being overrun with shitskins hahhaha

I did, and it’s terrible

It's not like I wasn't expecting anything by denial from you fawad

>it doesnt actually matter
lol, he thinks a muslim won't push their religious beliefs into law any chance they get

french fries are FRENCH

fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frite#Selon_les_Français

deal with it

user, London is in Britain.
That's like saying Hugh Laurie is American.

Mayors don't have any political powers.

Good post

>Can't stop at having shit food
>Have to ruin other people's food too

:(

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Propaganda from containment boards do not constitute as IRL experience, anons
At least learn what a mayor does

politics.co.uk/news/2016/03/30/sadiq-khan-there-are-too-many-white-men-on-transport-for-lon

>Potato and Meat
>Pastry and Meat
>Potato and Meat
>Meat and Egg
>Meat and Pastry
>Potato and Meat
>Bread and Cream
>Bread
>Pastry
>Bread and Cheese
>Pastry and Meat
>Potatos, Pastry and Meat
>No idea what the fuck that is
>Biscuit
>Biscuit
>Cream
>Pastry and Meat
>Meat and Rice
>Bread and Meat
>Weird Meat
>Potato
I'm a Brit but we really do just eat potato, meat and pastry huh.

You need to actually be a native to be British

But you're still in the EU you mong and you're probably never going to leave, soelly because of the ineptness of the UK government.

>Saudi Arabia hates Thai food
Are they still butthurt that Thailand covered up for Thai people who stole their royal jewels?

Like clockwork, England for everyone but whites I guess

>Yes, Americans, you did not invent pizza or burgers or anything you eat.
They unironically did. Italian 'pizza' might as well be an entirely different food, and if sticking something that already exists between two slices of bread doesn't count as inventing a new food then the british did not invent the sandwich.

this but unironically

I don't speak 'surrender' m8

>temperate climate
>high-mid latitude
Not really suprising when you have to work with what you can grow or raise.

>Italian 'pizza' might as well be an entirely different food,
user, what do you think an Italian pizza is?

what's wrong with paella?

There things made the British explore the world
Their weather, their women, and their food

Croissants are Austrian you god damn frog

Hell yah that and cherries is all this shithole has :(

natural selection

Please tell me you're that idiot who thinks Focaccia is a pizza.
I need this.

No really, London is unironically 40something% White British. Why do you think we call it Londonistan?

stop trying to culturally appropriate my cuisine

wtf is austria even, never heard of this country

>most popular food in
UK
>tikka masala
Germany
>kebab
France
>refugee semen
AHAHAHAHA ''""WHITE""" EUROPE AHAHAHA

That would still make them majority unless you're lumping in every other race into one collective race.

>haggis and fucking Black pudding in shit tier
as a scot this angers me beyond fucking reason

>Macaroni

Fight me.

Not that guy, but I think italian pizza is more like neopolitan and the dough is a bit different. I wouldn't call it completely different though

Tikka Masala was a British invention
The city is half not British bro

give your address

There's no way you're actually French (or European) if you don't know what Austria is

this is why british cuisine is the best
none of this haute shite, just honest, unpretentious food; doesn't care about looks as long as it tastes good

>huge coastline-to-landmass ratio
>only really one internationally recognised fish preparation - battered cod
Why isn't there more of a focus on seafood? The north sea isn't that barren surely.

>The city is half not British bro
It's also like 30% black 20% mudslime and wherever else makes up the rest. Also the only prerequisite to being British is just being born there anyway.

Good ole salted ice just like mah ma did it back then

Do n you think Britain is Twilight Town or something?

>the only prerequisite to being British is just being born there anyway.
This is the same in like 95% of the world's countries.

we have lots of seafood dishes, they're just not meme level popular abroad like fish and chips is

try a fisherman's pie, cod in butter sauce, eel pie, battered scampi, or kippers

Yes?
You do realise that's the point right?

That's what I'm getting at, like everyone goes on about beef, pastry and potato-based foods when one of the benefits of being an island is access to locally sourced fresh fish almost everywhere in the country.

isn't jullienne just a way to cut things?

A german colony

>Also the only prerequisite to being British is just being born there anyway
No shit, and including brown British people London is still about half not British. Iirc it has the most French people in a city outside of France

are you seriously suggesting every other country only has 'haute cuisine' and they all go to fancy restaurants everyday
or is normal food just 'haute cuisine' according to britbongs

what i'm suggesting is that hearty british food is top and any meme spouting twat who disagrees is a cuck