ALLRIGHT MAGGOTS, LISTEN UP!
TELL ME WHAT WAS THE LAST GAME YOU PLAYED! BONUS POINTS FOR ENJOYING IT, ONE LESS LAP AROUND THE ENCAMPMENT! WHEN I WAS YOUNG LIKE YOU, WE DIDN'T HAVE YOUR PANSY-ASS INTER NET AND HAD TO EXCHANGE DISKS, AND IF ANYONE PUT A SCRATCH ON A DISK HE WAS PUNISHED! ONE OF US BOUGHT BLOODRAYNE ONCE AND FOUND PORN ON THE DISK! IN 3RD GRADE! IMAGINE WHAT WE DID TO THE ONE WHO BROKE THE DISK!
ALLRIGHT MAGGOTS, LISTEN UP!
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Kayden Gomez
SIR I PLAYED KING OF FIGHTERS 98 WITH MY FRIEND SIR! WE HAD A GOOD TIME AS USUAL! I LANDED DEAD END SCREAMER A FEW TIMES AND IT LOOKED COOL SIR!
WE ALSO PLAYED THE GODANNAR GAME ON PS2 SIR! IT'S KINDA SHIT BUT WR HAD FUN SIR! I FORGOT HOW FUCKING COOL VOLSPINA IS AND NOW I NEED TO GO BACK TO IT AND INCREASE THE RENDERING RESOLUTION AND TAKE SOME SCREENSHOTS OF HERj SIR!
John Torres
SIR I'VE BEEN PLAYING MONSTER HUNTER WORLD BECAUSE OF THE EXPANSION THAT JUST DROPPED. BEEN A YEAR SINCE I PLAYED AND NOW I HAVE TO KILL TEMPERED KIRIN. I HATE THAT PONY, SIR
Hudson Perez
That pony is a goddamn faggot
Jace Rogers
SIR WHERE DO I PUT MY SIX HOT LOADS SIR
Benjamin Jackson
SIR, I PLAYED TABLETOP SIMULATOR WITH A FEW FRIENDS ON UREALMS SIR, SHIT WAS BORING AS FUCK AND BASICALLY MADE FOR FURRY QUEERS SO ILL TAKE FIVE LAPS SIR
Michael Gomez
SIR I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET AROUND THE LAKE IN MY SUMMER CAR TO BUY SOME MOTOR OIL AND BRAKE FLUID, SIR!
I THINK I NEED SOME R&R BECAUSE I KEEP LOSING FOCUS AND ROLLING MY VAN, SIR!
Tyler Moore
I AM GLAD TO HEAR IT THAT AT LEAST ONE OF YOU CUNTS STILL PLAY GOOD STUFF! I USED TO PLAY KING OF FIGHTERS WITH YOUR PREVIOUS DRILL SERGEANT UNTIL HE HAD A STROKE!
GODANNAR SUCK ASS BUT IF YOU HAD FUN YOU MADE UNCLE SAM PROUD! HOWEVER BAD GAME IS, WHAT MATTERS IS IF YOU ENJOY IT! REMEMBER IT, THAT IS AN ORDER!
MONSTER HUNTER IS BASED, PRIVATE! DO YOU SEE MY FUCKING HANDS? LOOK AT THEM PRIVATE! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU WHEN YOU PLAY PORTABLE MONSTER HUNTER ON PSP FOR FOUR YEARS STRAIGHT! THIS TECHNIQUE IS CALLED THE CLAW, NEXT TIME YOU SEE THAT DAMN PONY YOU PUT YOUR FINGERS LIKE THAT AND STICK THEM RIGHT INTO THE EYES OF THAT RICE-EYED BEAST!
INTO SIX BLACK HEAVEN'S GUNS, PRIVATE! BRING YOUR ASS TO CORPORAL BADGUY, HE WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO DO IT WITH ONE HAND, PRIVATE! DOUBLE TIME! AND REMEMBER TO SALUTE HIM!
Jace Young
Wtf is tthis thread
Ian Gutierrez
Daniel Scott
>REMEMBER IT, THAT IS AN ORDER!
SIR YES SIR!
SIR! WE'RE TALKING ABOUT VIDEO GAMES, SIR!
Jonathan Peterson
I don’t speak gay military speak also OPs pic looks like gay pron
Caleb Wilson
SIR YES SIR
Easton Wood
WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HAT PRIVATE FAGGOT?
Juan Stewart
SIR I'VE BEEN PLAYING TERRARIA SIR. I NOW PLAN TO PLAY SNES GAMES IN BED ON MY SWITCH SIR.
Nathaniel James
I PLAYED GUILTY GEAR XRD REV 2 AND ENJOYED IT A GREAT DEAL AS I ALWAYS DO, SIR! I'M INTERESTED IN SEEING THE NEW GAME BUT ALSO CAN'T HELP BUT BE A LITTLE BIT WORRIED ABOUT IT, ESPECIALLY SEEING AS I KNOW MY MAIN WON'T BE IN IT, SIR!
THE LAST SINGLE PLAYER GAME I PLAYED WAS YOUR TURN TO DIE AND I FOUND IT TO BE A SURPRISINGLY ENGAGING AND TOUCHING STORY, WITH YOUR CHOICES MATTERING MORE THAN I EXPECTED THEM TO, BUT I EXPECTED THEM TO NOT MATTER AT ALL, SIR!
Dylan Myers
SIR I PLAYED SMASH ULTIMATE WITH SOME FRIENDS SIR! WE WERE ALL LAUGHING AND HAVING A GOOD TIME SIR! SIR IT IS MY DUTY TO INFORM YOU THAT I MISS YOU, AND SLEEP TIGHT SIR!
Adam Brooks
REST 15 MINUTES, PRIVATE! MAKE SURE YOU ARE HYDRATED AND WELL-FED, AND TRY AGAIN! YOU CAN LOSE UNCLE SAM'S MACHINERY, BUT YOU CAN'T LOSE YOUR LIFE BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR FATHER PROUD!
TABLETOP SIMULATOR IS A GOOD WAY TO MUSCLE UP YOUR BRAIN, PRIVATE! IF YOU FIND THE GAME SESSION BORING YOU CAN ALWAYS TRY TO COME UP WITH A CLEVER WAY TO DERAIL IT! IF YOUR GM IS A HIPSTER FAGGOT, RETALIATE BY INSPECTING YOUR ARMS AND BEING BASED! AN REMEMBER: IF YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAR TO YOU, CHERISH THEM! I WENT THROUGH HELL AND NOW I KNOW WHAT A REAL FRIEND IS WORTH MORE THAN A LIFE!
LOOK WHO WE HAVE HERE, A LITTLE CUNT! ATTENTION, MAGGOT! TAKE YOUR GUN, 25 PUSH UPS 6 SETS WITH THE WEAPON RIGHT NOW! THEN COME BACK AND TELL ME WHAT YOU PLAYED LAST, PRIVATE! WE WILL MAKE A REAL MAN OF YOU!
Wyatt James
>also OPs pic looks like gay pron
user, stop posting now and lurk for at least two years before posting again.
Parker Cook
SIR! I PLAYED TABLETOP SIMULATOR AND HUNT SHOWDOWN WITH THE LADS SIR!
Lincoln Martinez
SIR THE LAST GAME I PLAYED WAS MINECRAFT HUNGERGAMES SIR! A FRIEND OFINE AND I HAD NOTHING TO DO SO WE TRIED IT OUT. LOT'S OF NO LIFER FAGS THERE SIR, THERE WAS THIS ONE FELLER WHO CHASED US IN THE WATER FOR STRAIGHT. 20. MINUTES. SIR.
Elijah Myers
Yea Forums worships a faggot for some reason.
Hide the thread and move on.
Nathaniel Martin
I PLAYED SOME BINDING OF ISAAC: AFTERBIRTH+. FINALLY BEAT DELERIUM WITH A GOOD RUN, SIR. TOO BAD I HAD TO SPEND THE DAY AFTERWARDS RECOVERING MY STEAM ACCOUNT! FUCK STEAM GUARD
Isaac Williams
PLAYING THE NEW SAMURAI SHODOWN SIR. IT'S MY FIRST FIGHTING GAME SO I'M GETTING MY ASS BEAT ALL THE TIME BUT I WILL NOT GIVE UP SIR. I'M A PERSISTENT BITCH!
Adam Sullivan
I played Destiny 2 but I am too much of a shitter to do a solo Nightfall.
I'll try again tomorrow.
Ryan Edwards
He littleraly looks like he is naked and fucking someone probably a dude
Daniel Martin
SIR! DOOM WITH THE LATEST PROJECT BRUTALITY MOD.
Logan Wright
SIR I PLAYED STALKER ANOMALY
I MADE IT TO ROSTOK WHILE BARELY SEEING ANY OTHER STALKERS
WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYBODY IN THIS MOD
Dylan Murphy
FEEL FREE TO LEAVE THIS THREAD SON, WE DON NEED NO SMASH FAGS IN HERE DERAILING
Dylan Ross
Fuck you leatherman
Luke Jenkins
Hey hey...I heard you might know some games where I can uhh...you know, be a....dungeon master?
Easton Johnson
IT'S ICE BORNE SIR !
I LOVE IT SIR !
[sppiler]FUCK YOU SIR !
Tyler Phillips
Don't do this man, some of them are impossible or just not fare, cover never work. I'v done 2 nightfalls by my own and it's not worth it. and you'll get shit down your throat as a reward
Jaxon King
place has gone to shit
newfags think this is how we behave(d)
Lincoln Reed
This on audiosurf, since it's the only game that doesn't crash on my almost dead gpu.
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Christian Walker
SIR, LAST GAME I PLAYED WAS FORNITE, LOOKING FORWARD TO PLAYING IT AGAIN SIR
Isaiah Thomas
>doom
Good
>Brutal Doom
YOU GOT ME MAD NOW!
Christopher Flores
FATHER, SIR, GO AWAY! THIS IS NOT YOUR HAT!
I USED TO PLAY TERRARIA WHEN I WAS RECUPERATING FROM BROKEN LEG! IT WAS 1.0.5, AND IT WAS REALLY DAMN GOOD! GO ON WITH YOU SWITCH SESSION, KID, YOU HAVE A GREAT FUTURE!
GUILTY GEAR XRD REV 2 IS A FUN GAME INDEED, PRIVATE! THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A 3D GAME WHICH MANAGES INTO 2D! IT FEELS LIKE COMMENCING A SUCCESSFUL OPERATION IN SEVENTIES - ONLY ONE IN A THOUSAND ATTEMPTS!
PUT MORE TIME INTO TURN TO DIE, PRIVATE! PUT MORE THINKING INTO YOUR CHOICES, THEY ARE WHAT MAKE US ALL REAL HUMAN BEINGS! YOUR MAIN WILL COME TO THE GAME, I AM SURE, AND IF HE DOESN'T, IT IS ONE MORE REASON TO GET BETTER WITH SOMEONE DIFFERENT FOR A CHANGE, PRIVATE! AT EASE!
PLAY HUNT, BUT REMEMBER NOT TO HUNT LADS, PRIVATE! GO ON!
PEOPLE CALL SMASH A CASUAL FUCKFEST, PRIVATE! IF YOU ENJOY IT, YOU ARE BIGGER THAN THESE PEOPLE! HAVE A GOOD TIME, PRIVATE!
~~I miss you too. There is nothing to be ashamed about, private. We are men of honor, made of meat and soul. Remember that you all are my children.~~
Benjamin Edwards
sleep tight aniki
Samuel Ross
I already ran did my vanilla laps and even Sigil. I just like letting loose on demons without going Russian Overkill Sarge.
Aaron Powell
SIR I PLAYED WAR OF THE MONSTERS WITH MY BUNKMATE AND DID NOT LOSE A SINGLE ROUND SIR! I MUST ADMIT THAT I ENJOYED THE GAME A GREAT DEAL SIR AS I ALWAYS HAVE SIR!! SIR PERMISSION TO REMOVE MY MEMORY CARD SO I CAN ENJOY THE HARD WORK OF PLAYING THROUGH THIS GAME AGAIN SIR?!
Adrian Gray
im a deep deep deep BOY NEXT DOOR
Logan Lewis
SIR I PLAYING CLASSIC WOW I WAS QUISTING IN STRANGLETHORN VALE GOT GANKED 12 TIMES AND QUIT THE GAME SIR
Bentley Gonzalez
NEXT TIME YOU SEE THAT GILLBOY, STICK YOUR LEG UP HIS GILLS!
INDEED, PRIVATE! IF YOU READ MORE YOU WOULD'VE KNOW THAT STEAM GUARD IS THE ONLY GUARD YOU FUCK WITHOUT BEING A FAGGOT! GOOD JOB, PRIVATE! AT EASE!
PRIVATE, WHEN I WAS IN 'NAM, WE HAD A WARRIOR OF POWDER AND BLADE FROM FRANCE CALLED JACQUES POTT! HE ALWAYS SAID "YOU ARE ONLY CASUAL IF YOU GIVE UP"! THIS MAN WAS A REAL LEGEND, AND HE WOULD BE PROUD OF YOU, PRIVATE!
TRY MORE, BE A WARRIOR, PRIVATE!
IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, PRIVATE, THE NEXT THING GETTING NAKED WILL BE YOUR PANSY ASS!
EVERYBODY IN THIS MOD WORKS BASED ON RATES IN OPTIONS MENU, PRIVATE! YOU CAN FIND MOST OF THE SETTINGS IN OPTIONS MENU, BUT YOU CAN'T FIX THE RETARDED RUSTY COLOR SCHEME! OPTIMIZATION IS REALLY GOOD! GO ON, PRIVATE!
DUNGEON MASTER, SIR! I AM GLAD THAT YOU DECIDED TO VISIT US THIS DAY! THESE MAGGOTS ARE BEHAVE WELL AND FOLLOW ORDERS FOR THE MOST PART! IT IS ALMOST AS IF WE WON'T LOOSE THE NEXT WAR WITH PEOPLE LIKE THAT!
Jose Stewart
Sir Fields of Glory: Empires Sir!
I've been giving the Greeks the business while also taking it up the ass from the Macedonia.
Just like you sir!
James White
Pwease daddy get me nakey and use me UwU
Adam Davis
SIR, GUILTY GEAR XRD, SIR! I WAS PLAYING JOHNNY AGAINST SOME KY BITCH. I SHOWED HIM WHO'S BOSS, SIR!
Jonathan Morgan
PRIVATE FAGGOT MAGGOT, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE WHEN YOU SPEAK TO THE HIGHER UPS! 100 PUSH UPS NOW!
PRIVATE, THIS IS RIGHT FROM SRG DUNGEON MASTERS ARCHIVES! WHERE DID YOU GET THIS FROM?!
FORTNITE IS A BABY'S GAME, PRIVATE! IF YOU WANT TO BE STRONG, EITHER PLAY GAMES FOR REAL SOLDIERS OR PLAY FORTNITE MELEE ONLY! AT EASE!
PERMISSION GRANTED, PRIVATE! MAKE HASTE AND REMOVE YOUR MEMORY CARD! THIS GAME WILL PUT MORE HAIR ON YOUR BALLS THAN ON YOUR ASS!
CLASSIC WOW WAS ALMOST AN RPG, PRIVATE! GO ON, BUT REMEMBER TO HYDRATE AND STRETCH YOUR MUSCLES ONCE IN A WHILE!
SOME WOULD CALL IT A SHALLOW PARADOX PROJECT BUT IF YOU ENJOYED IT PLAY IT MORE! I AM PLEASED TO SEE THAT YOU FOLLOW MY EXAMPLE, PRIVATE! AT EASE!
Owen Turner
I have contacts to Sgt. Darkholmes left hand, Sebastian.
Caleb Taylor
SIR, I PLAYED VANQUISH SIR. I REALLY ENJOYED EVEN THOUGH IT WAS REALLY SHORT. I CAN'T TELL IF IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MIKAMI'S TAKE ON WESTERN MILITARY SHOOTERS OR IF THE WHOLE THING WAS IRONIC SIR.
Jacob Hughes
top tier taste
Dominic Green
>pic looks like gay pron
Aaahhhh....
Hudson Parker
DID YOU SHOW HIM YOUR WAR FACE? DID YOU REMEMBER HIS FACE WHEN YOU DESTROYED HIM, PRIVATE? EACH TIME YOU SEE YOUR ENEMY'S FACE, KNOW THAT YOU LOOK AT ALL HIS GRANDPARENTS UP TO THE GOD HIMSELF! SHOW THEM YOUR MIGHT, PRIVATE!
TELL SEBASTIAN THAT NEXT TIME HE LEAKS PRIVATE INFORMATION HE WILL BE WORKING DOUBLE TIME ON CLEANING THE GUNS!
GOOD TASTE, PRIVATE! NOW PLAY OTHER PLATINUM GAMES, BUT DON'T TOUCH AVATAR AND TMNT! DISMISSED!
Henry Cruz
SIR I TRIED BLACK AND WHITE 2 SIR! IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BLACKS BUT IT HAS AN APE! I FOUND IT ON YOUTUBE WHEN LOOKING FOR GOD SIMULATORS SIR! I WILL LEAVE LINKS HERE IF YOU WANT TO SEE THEM TOO SIR!
GREAT GAME BUT THE CREATURE IS RETARDED AND IT CRASHES AFTER THE FOURTH LEVEL
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Dylan Barnes
I JUST GOT THROUGH PLAYING MONSTER HUNTER WORLD ICEBORN WHICH IS A GAME ABOUT HUNTING VICIOUS CREATURES AND MAKING WEAPONS OUT OF THEIR SKIN TO HUNT STRONGER CREATURES
Dylan Ortiz
I PLAYED BLACK AND WHITE 2 YEARS AGO, PRIVATE! IT WAS A REALLY SOLID GAME BUT TOO MUCH BUILDING! TRY PUTTING ALL THE SETTINGS TO LOW AND SETUP A FAN PATCH TO FIX THE CRASH, PRIVATE!
USING YOUR ENEMY TO DESTROY YOUR ENEMY IS A MOVE OF A TRUE TACTICIAN! BRAIN BEFORE BRAWL, PRIVATE BIGHEAD!
Connor Russell
SIR LAST GAME I PLAYED WAS MEGAMAN X 2 SIR
IT WAS A FUN CHALLENGE BUT WAS TOO SHORT TO ENJOY SIR I GUESS IM SUPPOSED TO REPLAY IT MANY TIMES LIKE THE OLDEN DAYS BUT I DONT HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN TO DO SO SIR THATS I GIVE IT A 7/10 SIR.
Adrian Long
SIR, I JUST REMEMBERED I NEVER FINISHED THE FINAL DUNGEON IN RECETTEAR, SIR. IM CURRENTLY REPLAYING IT AND JUST FINISHED STORY MODE. CURRENTLY TACKLING THE OBSIDIAN TOWER BUT I CANT GET ENOUGH OF SELLING CANDIES TO LITTLE GIRLS, SIR
Kevin Sanchez
SIR! I'M PLAYING EARTHBOUND FOR THE FOR TIME WHILE IT GETS FRUSTRATING AT TIMES I'M REALLY ENJOYING IT, SIR! I AM ALSO PLAYING SMASH BROS ULTIMATE AND LOVING BANJO KAZOOIE, SIR!
Sebastian Cook
SIR I WAS JUST PLAYING STREETFIGHTER THIRD STRIKE SIR
IT LOOKS FUN BUT IM BAD AT IT SIR I JUST WISH IT HAD A TRAINING MODE SIR NOW I WONDER HOW PEOPLE LEARNED THE MOVES BACK IN THE DAY IN ARCADES WITHOUT A TRAINING MODE OR A WAY TO VIEW THE MOVE LIST SIR
Brandon Cox
k-King of Fighters 2002, sir...
Anthony Gonzalez
SIR I'VE BEEN TOO BUSY AND I HAVEN'T HAD TIME FOR VIDYA SIR