Have you ever had sex?

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No
Wizard for life

Not in 7 years. If virginity could be regrown mine definitely would have. She was low enough self-esteem that she let me rawdog it in her butt so that was nice.

I have a wife and a kid. It’s awesome. He turned 1 two days ago

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Yep.
Sex is overrated tbqh

Kill yourself homo

imagine

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yee, was ight

Yes i have sex with my hand daily

>1 two
it's called twelve

22 here. Only been with 2 girls and both were serious relationships. The trick to getting girls is being able to read them anons. If she’s just got out of a bad relationship where she was abused or something, white knight the shit out of her, etc etc. Hopefully you get the idea. Good luck if you ever do get laid anons, and don’t forget, cut your fingernails before you shove them inside a girl because it’ll hurt her extremely bad if you don’t. Also if she ever asks you to do butt stuff, give it a shot, there’s a g spot in there that feels pretty fucking nice

congrats bro
are you gonna raise him to be a gamer?

Yeah, with my cousin, women are scary...

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kek
I honestly think a lot of anons here need physical contact, the closeness more than just sex

This.

same ;_;

the key to getting girls is to be able to make them AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH UGH UGH OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK IIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMM GUNNNNA IM GUNNA IIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMM CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

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>Also if she ever asks you to do butt stuff
to you or to her?

Yes
when I was nine years old

Yes. With 18 women. I have a picture gallery on my phone with all their pictures.

>My older sister hates childeren
>My parents say it's ok to hate childeren
>My friends don't want childeren

>I want childeren but everyone I know thinks having childeren is weird

Why? What's the point of life if you don't have childeren?

No, 27 khv.
Remember when this was the norm here?
Based coom poster.

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hold up, what was the priest's name?

Same. I want to die

I got my dick sucked without paying for it. I didn't enjoy it that match except for getting my balls licked and I didn't cum.
And that's it.

2 more years and i'll enter wizardhood baby yeah.

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A chad friend of mine hooked me up with a uni collegue of him for casual sex.

I sometimes saw her when my lads and I went to a bar for a drink. She was so fucking hot, actually fucking seemed so unreal to me.

Baste. You will make it, fren.

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I had a titfuck in freshman year of highschool from the crazy goth girl who developed faster than everyone else

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Noooooooo jannie please delete this

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you're just a pedo in denial

if you want them, who cares what they think? also i bet your parents will change their tune if you have a kid

the fuck is this?

Either. Girl butt is tighter than pussy so it’s really nice. One day I got way too fucked up on something or the other and asked her to fuck me in the butt because I heard there was a g spot in there and that shit also felt fantastic

Yes, plenty.

I'm a recovering sex addict, so yeah. Cooking, baking, vista, and meaningful sex with a single partner are the only thing that keeps me from going hog wild and fucking anything with a pussy that moves and getting to the point where I get head-splitting migraines when i don't have daily shags.

I'm assuming it's a JAV convention.

Why didn't you latch on to your Chad friend tho?, in a father figure/older brother kind of way, to try and leave your autistic hikikomori ways behind

With my ex I broke up exactly two years and one day ago.
It was otherworldly at first, then one day she always cried and got angry at me because she couldn't get me to cum.

no

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Somehow managed to get a gf around 18 or 19 and even got her into bed but we couldn't get me hard so I just fingered her and called it a day.
Still a perma virgin almost a decade later.

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I didn’t have sex until I was 27.
It was pretty fun but not life-changing pike a lot of people assume it is.

I paid for it a bunch but that's it.

All I do now is read erotic fiction and download porn.

>that match
*That much
Now if you excuse me, I'll stop being a dumb phoneposter.

There a 50% chance of being a cuck if you do.

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Recommend more text in your next bait.
Because it looks like no one wants childeren. I don't get it.

Some females dont understand guys get older and shit doesnt work the same. Yet they never understand thats why guys like younger girls for the same reason. Once females understand old guys dont cum like young guys, they start going for young guys like “creepers” based on their definition of course

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>22 years no gf, no sex
>apparently a lot of girls liked me
>1 hookup turned into a ton of sex over 2 1/2 years
>back to no gf, no sex

meh. It's certainly something you want to have on a regular basis but it's not the life changing experience people make it out to be. Sometimes it's even bothersome and you just want to bust one quick and not even work up a sweat

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That really makes them feel unattractive from what I gathered, you've gotta stop deathgrip masturbating.

I was never really a Hikkikomori. I am very outgoing and always had a lot of good friends.

I'm just super autistic when it comes to sex.

chadpharos

Your wife's kid is not proof of you having sex

Have you ever kissed a girl on the lips? Be honest.

Based

Knowing human biology. If you smash acitvely (so more than just ones during her fertile period) it's basically guaranteed to be yours as the person that cums in a female last has by far the highest chance to knock her up.

Does being taken advantage of when you're 5 by some teenage boy, to perform oral sex count?

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I don't have sex and I don't care to have sex.

never put peepee inside vagoo, but got a blowjob and handjob at least