Boot up pirated game

>boot up pirated game
>cmd window pops up for a split second then disappears

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>mouse lag
>mouse seems to be moving on your own for a second
>can't tell if that was the lag or not

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I don't pirate anymore because I'm scared as fuck of stuff like that.

its tightening up the graphics for you

>pirate game
>get your bank accounted pirated
what's the big deal bro?

>mouse switches to default windows cursor.

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wait what do you use?

>find a torrent for a game
>there aren't any comments

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>run pirated game
>printer starts making noise
>full black page, both sides

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>run pirated pirate game
>toaster starts acting up
>toast comes out burned and marked SATAN LIVES
>Keep the toaster anyhow because it makes good toast

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This keeps happening to me when I open certain windows. Why?

you probably fucked up some window file.
Had the same thing happen recently.

Basically why I stopped pirating after starting my first job.
Pirating shits is so tiring and money saved from pirating really doesn't worth the time I would have to waste for said pirate version to work.

>boot up pirated game
>everything goes great
>enjoy all content ever released without having to deal with pesky DRM or a million different launchers
>never have any problems for years
Shit's great.

>leave computer for some tea
>computer is entirely inactive
>come back
>hard drive winds up when I enter the room

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Is fitgirl the only reliable torrent place left

>download and install pirated game
>run it
>nothing happens
>uninstall after 30 mins.

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this. I only pirate if I genuinely want to avoid the DRM and play singleplayer offline.

yeah if you're a moron

>Pirate game
>Overall PC performance drops
>Have constant FPS issues and PC is just slower in general

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>"You need to disable antivirus before installing"

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the black one

>close tab
>screen goes screen for a nanosecond

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Placebo

screen goes screen?
hmm

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Sounds like driver shit.

>5 people seeding
>all of them are stuck at 60%

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green* god damnit

>using "antivirus"

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>be a retarded amerimutt
>don't use vpn
>get a notice from ISP
or
>be retarded
>use public torrent sites
>get a virus

Don't bother, normies can't even imagine that you can counter 100% of viruses by not being retarded.

>Install game in ssd so it loads faster and shit
>Game gets actually worse with some shit taking several seconds to appear/load
Why in the flying fuck.

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Learn to grammar

if you're a retarded nigger that likes lossy compression

>boot up pirated game
>runs like total shit
>realize its just because the pc port is garbage
>buy a console

>it was just vsync

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>Launch pirated game
>Loud fucking gunshots start playing
>Usual splash screen changed to "SUPPORT OUR TROOPS"

That pc would die about 3 months down the line

How shitty is your SSD?

OI M8 YA GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT POST

>getting viruses
what is this 2003?

>Pirate game
>Preformance is just flat out better

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>open H:
>hdd starts whirring

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>that evil AI from Deus Ex 1 appears at the corner of the screen
>"I now have full access to your systems"

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>boot up pirated game
>runs like total shit
>cave in and buy the same game on steam
>runs perfectly and somehow looks better than the pirated one

What the actual fuck?

>hear HDD going nuts in the middle of the night.

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What video game?

Compression maybe?

FUCK DENUVO!

*pirates and gives admin rights to russian/chinese cracked .exe*

nightmare fuel

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>still using HDDs with moving parts

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gazellegames

>computer whirring like crazy
>open task manager
>100% CPU
>suddenly drops down to normal
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

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>pirate game
>it installs windows 10

Some shit called ADATA XPG SX6000, I remember grabbing it because it was cheap. It does the job for everything except that one game, which happens to be the one I play the most. Well at least the hanging appears once every few days and lasts a couple seconds tops.

>he doesn't use a fan

they know

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Don't worry, bro, it's just recompiling the linedef pointers. Remember to take care of boffa and you're good.

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>pirate game
>monitor goes black for a split second every time I close or open a new window

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This is honestly why I never deleted my I'mScared folder

not my fault i tried to host sadpanda 300gb loli pack and nobody allowed me to download all of it

>pirate multiplayer game
>can't play on official servers
>only with other pirates
>community is much better

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>Shut down game
>game.exe has stopped working

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>pirate game
>webcam turns on

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Not a specific game but it happened more times than i can remember.
Far cry 2,Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines and System Shock 2 are some of those games.

Nope, most of the time it was a cd image.

>that time i pirated that shitty wolverine origins game and it literally killed my graphics card and left a burned silhouette of Wolverine falling from a plane on my CRT monitor

>game crashes on start up and makes it look like my PC is about to explode
>relaunch game
>runs perfectly fine

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I remember laughing at the guy that puts stick notes on his webcam. but holy shit after hearing what happened with discord, I've learned to mute my mic every-time I turn my computer on.

I also think this is why web-cams have a light next to them, just for this paranoia.

>friend gets his PC ransomware encrypted from a game he got from TPB
>"but the uploader was a trusted member!"

Tip one, avoid TPB because it's unmoderated and anyone can become a VIP or Trusted in 5 minutes.

Tip 2, the uploader isn't a signal of anything. Look for comments and whether the torrent itself is trusted.

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>Exit game from menu
>Game freezes
>can't close it normally, go to task manager
>20 copies of the same process, all utilizing 1% CPU
You have failed me for the last time, Norton.

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>close game
>still playing on steam and active on task manager
What did Poton mean by this?

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Ram probs

>go to bed
>almost fall asleep
>pc suddenly turns back on by itself

Fit girl just takes cracked games from scene groups and compresses them.

Why don't these groups have their own official sites so I can go to them directly, rather than gamble on fitgirl making a repack?

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Fuck putting Win 10 to sleep it would do that shit every night unless I turned that bitch OFF

>after hearing what happened with discord
what happened

I've had the opposite happen more often
>game boots up fine the first time I launch it
>The next time I try to run it, it crashes on startup
>Can never get it to work again

Post yfw you finally waited long enough to get to pirate RDR2 on your PC with your Ryzen 9000 69 core CPU, RTXXX 8080TI, 1TB of DDRR7 and 16k monitor cuz R* thought you'd buy it on PC a hundred years after you buy it on console.

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Task manager is the number one anti virus tool. Just having it running all the time stops most virus from attempting to run.

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>pirate a game
>every time a patch comes out you have to install it too because every server updates and has newest version
>installing a patch means you have to manually copy and paste files and folders from new version
>patches can come out every 2 days

theres a glitch where people could access your mic/ your mic would auto connect to random servers/ or you would just generally never leave when it shows you leaving.

I never fap unless my mic is off.

Did they ever get GTA V properly cracked? I remember it crashed every few minutes.

There's a virus that you can get on Discord that will turn your webcam into a going into games machine and force you to go into a game of the hackers choosing.

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rutracker

>old comp used to do this shit all the time
>knew it was just some weird glitch or something
>part of me thought it was haunted

Process Hacker > Windows Task Manager

funny I thought mustards used pirating as a go-to reason why PC gaymen is """"superior"""". Looks like it's just a huge headache with a bunch of risks. Don't you guys just play mobas, indies, ports, and 10+ year old games on your $2000 machines anyway? What's the point of all that expensive hardware then? For 60 fps 144k in Dwarf Fortress?

People used to be able to remote access your webcam and mic if they were in the same group you joined.

>game gets cracked day one
>this version of the game is terrible
>no cracks for the patched versions of the game that don't suck ass

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that was back in xp and turned out it was a faulty motherboard jumper but scared me shitless nevertheless

This thread is ironic console-friend.
Pirating is pretty much riskless.

>Computer totally idle
>fans whirring af
>check task manager
>CPU USAGE OVER 50% AT NOTHING
>format pc right away

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What? That some mac OS thing?

>svchost.exe is using 24% of available CPU power

>what happened with discord
what happened with discord?

>take headphones off
>sound starts playing on them
>lift headphone to ear to hear what it is
>sound stops

unrelated note, anyone else freak out when bit-torrent starts screaming at you in the middle of the night?

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idk what it was but I haven't tried putting same computer with ArchLinux to sleep yet. Made me mad more than spooked when the 10 would just wake from sleep in the middle of the night.

>svchost.exe (11)

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They used JavaScript exploits to make the webcams of random women emit invisible waves that turned them into bimbos.

What is the best free anti virus program? Since Defender is garbage and I don't want to pay for better options

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>memory 100%
>notice chrome is opened
>ah of course

your brain

>shut down pc
>waiting for background programs to close screen appears
>the list is empty but still takes few minutes to shut down

Avast used to be good.
but like said.
Simply don't go on shady sites. its nearly impossible to fuck your computer up nowadays.

Google alone idiot proves the internet for everyone.

8 onwards has an annoying-ass "routine maintenance" flag that wakes the computer from sleep to do fuck-all.
Mine would do the same thing, I never noticed until I started going to bed right around the wakeup time, disabled that shit and now it stays asleep all night
And the goddamn power bill still went up

No.

I know you're joking, but people honestly assume its some normal background program.

I just keep going through the trials of the reputable ones. They seem to reset every other month if you've uninstalled your expired one while using a different one.

Mcaffee is malware, btw. That shit does not like leaving your computer and also installs seperate programs like Web defender that do nothing but slow your pc down and collect data.

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>Process Hacker
looked it up.
doesn't look as cool as I hoped.

on porn.

>Play game in Fullscreen
>It shrinks all your other open windows, who still consider themselves maximized, even though they clearly aren't.

My friend had a ethernet cable that'd show when the computer was active and on the network and it only ever went off after he installed Linux, it'd always stay on when Windows was installed (he turned his PC off, it probably also ties in with the gay flagshit)

>Mcaffee is malware, btw.

I really hope you mean spyware.

>double click .exe
>screen cracks

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What is it?

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Imagine being this much of a fucking brainlet

lmao holy shit

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whats really horrifying is that all the people that know how to do practical effects are dieing of old age.

neat

It's both.

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>Pirate game
>Cute girl installs game for you

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i-it isn't???

>Since Defender is garbage
if defender is bad it means youre brain is a void and you should just stop downloading crap

Could you imagine if this actually happened.

>Be non Anglo
>Pirate at your leisure
>Nobody gives a fuck
>????
>Profit

CGI effects will replace them.

*coms inside my pc*
>evil ai goes away

there is the normal svhost, but any duplicates are malware.

>remember getting direct messages from users on Limewire
>pretend to be an underaged girl but when I get bored I say I'm the feds
good times

>Close game
>Game.exe has stopped working

I wish she would use GOG games when they're available. Like, her Kingdom Come repack is based on a crack. Why do that? The drm free version is right there on GOG. It's better performing and doesn't even need a crack. She makes me nervous sometimes.

will never look natural in every situation.
Especially puppeting.

What really upsets me is matte painting dieing out.

>that one 3rd world dude being the only seeding for that super obscure thing I want
Based Huehuehue

good meme

Mattee painting? You mean the thing 40k players do with their playing pieces?

>pirate game
>the disc literally explodes and some of its shrapnel gets embedded in your knee
legit happened with my copy of rayman 2

>when you download the favourite cartoon of your youth and watch it all the way through.

God I loved reliving Zoids CC.

your mouse has a dpi higher than the resolution of its sensor causing it to jump around randomly

thats matte coating.
Matte painting is basically painting backgrounds in a optical illusion technique that ends with it looking like a 3D space.

Its likely called matte painting because it can't have any reflective tint to it or it will spoil the effect.

This is in a lot of old movies.

60 days Kaspersky trials, just make a new burner address

I see you tried pirating warhammer total war

>open pirated game
>screen becomes a montage of cunny pictures alternated with "the Feds have been contacted" messages

I actually laughed my ass off imaging someone actually getting spooked by this shit.

>walk away from PC
>leave speakers on
>hey is someone there?
>oh shit maybe I left it on
>PC is off
Scared the shit out of me. Sounded like it was some pilot or something because of the static in the voice.

>Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines
>bought version running better than the pirated

uh... huh...
you did install the fix right?

It shows you everything that's actually running, rather than what windows thinks you need to know is actually running

and it includes a nice thing that automatically googles/checks a process on virus total and tells you if it's known to be malicious or not

It looks ugly as fuck but it's functional, which is more than I can say for windows' task manager.

Disable your bluetooth right now.

>100% CPU and internet
>antivirus sneakily updates and scans for viruses

That shit was 15 years ago.

well shit are you dead yet?

>boot up pirated game for the tenth or so time in a week
>get this message

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Wires can pick up electromagnetic signals and create sound through speakers

Sometimes I hear the radio on my headphones when they're unplugged and I move the right way

Kek.

>playing with ham radio
>static coming from speakers and a faint voice in a different language
>already halfway out the room because NOPE
>pained, psychotic screaming and puncturing sounds with cries of agony

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>playing dota
>mouse begins moving on its own
>freak the fuck out
>realize I had my dota mouse and my non-dota mouse both plugged in at the same time

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Take a picture of your desktop

No. I've been waiting.

So where the fuck do I get games from besides fitgirl? Fuck. At least with anime you have Nyaa and that other place.

>dude it's a false positive

>you need to turn off all antivirus programs and disable your firewall and disconnect from the internet and put your phone on airplane mode for this to work

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igg

>anti virus quarantines the exe of the game
>have to decide if it's actually a virus or just a false positive

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> boot up a pirated game
> it asks for admin privileges

> meanwhile clean gog rip just runs as normal user

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>russian crack

...

This is all nice and fun but I have two legit border paranormal tech stories.
>work collleague comes to work complaining his TV is acting weird
>everyone mocks him
>i wanna see what's up
>go to his place
>tv has direct wire in, no wireless bullshit
>tv loses signal when looking at it directly from a certain spot up close
>tv partially loses signal if you're peeking at it with the corner of your eye but not facing it, like one of those VLC compression errors
>inanimate object, conductive or not do not trigger this regardless of size or shape
>get the idea to 'close my field' (don't ask), put fingers together, situation stays the same
>put my soles together as well
>TV stops reacting to me, instantly regains signal
>move hands or feet away from eachother, tv goes back to losing signal
>do this a lot, same result every time
>his wife and kid come home, come to the room see me doing this shit and the tv reacting to my movements
>wife says a prayer, kid says it's a miracle and goes to play or whatever
>with 4 people in the room tv starts not responding to my actions as fast or as reliable until it doesn't lose signal anymore
>leave, in the car stare at my colleague and him at me
>'You did see that, right?'
>'Yep'
>'wtf'
>'idk'
In the excitement we didn't think to record that, almost nobody believes us. People who do believe it have no useful input on that whole ordeal or try to downplay it.

>pirate game
>shutdown PC for night
>program is preventing you from shutting down
>no name or icon
>goes away after a second
H E L P

This is actually a sign of having been compromised, hackers optimize your pc and close down security breaches so they stay the only one in your pc.

Literally the only crack that exists that worked with the DLC I wanted to play.

Fuck no. Those chinks already modify every game to have their watermarks everywhere. I got Halo 2 from them and the game was all fucked and non responsive to mods because it was so different from the standard game. Who knows what else they do.

>mousewheel occasionally randomly scrolls down or up a notch on its own

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forgot the picture

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If a game wants to run as admin, it's to make the antivirus not respond to it.

Which is a little suspicious.

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>slav
disgusting

>accidentally go to some shady site/unblock some shady script
>run all antiviruses I have, find nothing
>don't believe them, get better ones, find nothing
>still don't believe them

>echidna wars DX

good taste

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>Only torrent for this nich game you want to check out is uploaded by an untrusted/not vip user
>It has 100 seeders 2000 leechers and no cooments

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>surreptitiously installs virus
>screamer pops up on screen with sound at max volume while you do stuff
The possibility terrifies me.

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It's the magnetic field from the constant blood flow being pumped by your heart creating a circuit and thus a capacitance with the tv, believe me, I'm a scientist

> onechanbara

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>Epic battle fantasy 5
Absolutely based

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>several spots missing on that desktop
You have a bunch of porn games installed on your computer, don't you? You tried to hide it all but alas, you forgot to delete meltys quest from there as well.

>Torrent uploaded by one of like 4 regular game torrent uploaders, they all have trusted marks
>Download without fear
>Install and play

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Patrician tastes user, but I have to ask why do I see no gothic?

>windows defender decides to randomly delete my crack for a game ive been playing

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>igg
Stopped using those fucks after they snitched on GOD and supposedly started putting shit in their uploads. It was funny as fuck seeing GOD dox the fuck out of them and it was revealed that they were just 2 Vietnamese rice farmers

>download game
>get miner
>new graphics card so am afraid
do i just reinstall the system or microwave the hard drive if i can't find the miner by itself?
and if i do find him, how do i make sure that it was just that one and how do i properly remove it?
unironically asking for a friend

>get recommend to pirate a game instead of buy it, because it might ruin the experience at first
>get a little paranoid cause this thread
>scan the file after downloading
>asks me to do a full scan
>y-yeah okay
>while I'm at it, remember to delete 100 GB of skyrim mods of Vortex
>while doing this computer starts lagging like crazy
>I'm sure its nothing...
>screen goes white and windows crashes when I start deleting files off vortex
>6 cmd prompts suddenly open and close
>mouse starts lagging
>hard drive starts whirring
>that was probably just vortex
>computer freezes completely and I have to turn it off and on
>doesn't turn on when I press the button
>walk out of the room and it turns on
>log back in and my desktop is blank, but then loads back in

No wonder virus protection makes a fucking killing.

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that's crazy sounding, but i believe you

>that one time when Firefox fucked up and broke antiblockers/no script
>they supposedly fixed it
>BUT NOW YOU HAVE TO ENABLE THESE THINGS WHEN YOU GOT TO INCOGNITO MODE
>except they don't announce this
>I went to TPB completely unprotected

To this day I'm still mad.

>Nexus Mod Manager

>You have a bunch of porn games installed on your computer, don't you?
>he doesn't recognize all the porn games

>no Skyrim
I'm telling Todd

>Error: Your image contains an embedded file.

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>trusted uploaders

Meaningless. Trusted torrent is the true indicator.

>click a billion fake pornsite/fake cp site links
>no virus
>no bitcoin miners
wtf guys. thought this was supposed to be a minefield out here

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underrated

>not just formatting your PC every month

>You are not to talk to me like that
Anyone else see that woman as an avatar of everything wrong with modern women?

Not him but for me it's:
Kenshi
Battle brothers
dragon age inqvd (didn't actually buy it)
bioshock 1'

Actually more than that but man I don't remember.

This. Either everyone's utterly paranoid or I'm just the luckiest person ever.

>use non-updated Windows 7 without any protection for years
>just install pirated games as they come
>one day run an up to date virus scanner just out of curiosity
>absolutely nothing

FUCK

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I have a bunch downloaded but not yet installed.

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>PC boots up alone during the night

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>you made the image

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>Pirate game
>Install it
>After a short time running the game, get booted to a DOS-like screen
>Little pixel dude in a yellow shirt on blue stairs/pathways walking around
>Red dude can be moved with WASD
>After a few minutes, computer reboots
>Before you get a chance to try to boot into safe mode, that game pops up again
>Room is different
>Computer reboots again
>Third time, third room variation
>Finally, the screen goes black instead of rebooting
>Red text pops up, both in English and Russian
>", think twice before pirating from shady sites. Be safe bro."
>The game is uninstalled, and my computer was rolled back to after the installation
>In the game folder is a text folder with all of my passwords and accounts, as well as a text file named "Might want to change these".
Ransomware, not even once.

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Enjoy the fbi partyvanning your ass.

>installing a game
>sick chiptune music starts playing
hit me with your links Yea Forums, I know you have a playlist

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>all those icons in the desktop
I get ptsd every time I see an icon on my desktop this would be very traumatizing for me

Nude Raider and Wicked Whims don't count

breh

>gone home
Ok but why tho?

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i trust McAffee will soon enough eat his own dick as was promised

I still don't get how people manage to get past the error and post doughnut-man.

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>I'm a scientist so I do spiritual magick

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Too much effort to reinstall windows.

>1282x1024
you are quite interesting person

based hacker-non

You're fucked, new miners install themselves on the firmware of your hardware, it could be in the firmware of the motherboard, graphics card, mouse, router...

Just set fire to your entire home and move to another country under a new identity.

never happened

I actually tried to be as scientific as I could about that whole thing, but there's always something that doesn't add up.
My sanity requires that anything more than electro-magnetic fields is just paranoia.

>Mother Russia Bleeds
yes, she is bleeding right now looking at your desktop

Where and which site?

spooked as hell rn guys. gonna install and run malwarebytes rq

This was years ago. I think it was back in the Windows Millennium days. Shit's probably lost in time now.

holy fuck

>blood flow creating a magnetic field
Jesus. Even ironically this is stupidity.

wat
how is that possible and there must be a way for me to delete it?
unironically asking for a friend since i told him to just pirate shit until he gets money for games since he wasted it all on a new pc
idiot literally just googled "the witcher 3 free download" fucking moron but i feel bad for him

See
>get the idea to 'close my field' (don't ask)

Explain this.

I'm going to need your name and location, sir.

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>go in some random Yea Forums thread like only 5 years ago
>way past "le hacker legion" Yea Forums is tame as fuck
>someone posts a stream of some kid playing some game, his mom is really loud in the background
>everyone in chat is saying nigger and his mom is getting upset
>kid is freaking out so many people are watching him
>someone in the thread says "lol guys watch"
>kids mouse suddenly stops
>kid has that look of fear and wonder on his face
>guy clicks onto the internet and types in something
>video of a guy ripping his ass open with his bare hands
>turns the volume all the way up
>mom has evolve into a form that is beyond screaming
>kid is just screaming normally
>Some other user: "lol that was the skype thing wasn't it"
>goatsie user: "yeah lol"

I still don't trust Yea Forums at all.

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security.stackexchange.com/questions/85801/is-it-possible-for-malware-to-be-in-the-bios-or-in-hardware

It's not like they're the result of generations and generations of the craft being passed down. They maybe had one person who showed them what to do who had figured everything out for himself.

they basically are.
Like not to sound all boomer, but we live in a generation that is majority unfamiliar with creative hobbies.

wew lad that's a thing i didn't know
so, what way is there for me to find where the miner is?
it's much cheaper to get a new motherboard than a graphics card

If you understand me, quack 3 times.

why have creative hobbies when you can just consume?

>>tv loses signal when looking at it directly from a certain spot up close

I have the exact same effect on radios, alarm clocks, and old t.v.s. in my house.
I think its like signals bouncing off you or something and countering the signals into them.

Idk, if your antiwhatever software doesn't find it you'd have to contact an IT security professional, and those are expensive.

>contact an IT security professional,

I"m gonna save you some money, just turn it on and off.

>Pirate that alice game
>download was kind of stinky, so already a bit weary
>open it up
>Wont work
>Run in comp mode
>works but it's automatically set to the lowest resolution, screens native size also changes
>that's fine just turn it up
>Entire screen goes black and locks the computer up
>panic
>Turns out it made the game as big as I set it, but not the screens new native size
There's a reason I'm a buyfag and that reason is me being stupid.

>yeah lol
I was such a faggot

Don't get me wrong, there are a lot of traditional arts that are dying out as the universities shifted focus to more easily made forms where the emphasis is put on concept rather than the actual creation(which makes the courses they offer more appealing to rich kids who don't want to put in effort), but the point was that the guys who made the kaiju suits in the 60's didn't have hundreds of years of teaching passed onto them because film is a very new artform.

>get rid of a permantent bios malware by turning on an off.

Nope.

>boot up pirated game
>power light on pc starts blinking in morse code
>don't know morse code
>never does it again

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>readme has a hidden message from the crack team telling everyone to go fuck themselves and that there's a virus in their repack

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Shit, I had this once. Luckily, I had a handy morse code guidebook nearby that a radio enthusiast friend sent me, so I could figure it out. It's surprisingly simple. The message was simply the url of the site I downloaded from.

So you get that much needed sense of accomplishment, when you're all alone about to fall asleep.

>boot up old 80s pc pirated game
>play without problems
>one day finish the game
>the ending message was actually a larp of the pirate talking about how cool he was as if he was the character, using his own real life name
>I never got to know what the legit game actually told you when you finished the game.

Fucking hell

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>computer is sending an SoS

This game?
youtube.com/watch?v=eUqMf6TKbD4

guess its in spanish but you could either translate or look for a different walk through

i wanna fuck that qt pink girl

>how to get viruses: the thread
How does anyone here even think they know how to get rid of them

Don't, she cums acid

Clearly, you just get rid of the infected files after ending their tasks, followed by a scan from Norton AntiVirus.

FUNNY
LITTLE
CREATURE

technically speaking though those arts were borrowed from other arts. Once painting is lost, backgrounds will be lost as well.

Yes, that one, I was a toddler and got a pirate version from my uncle, I couldn't afford games back then, I was like 10 years old, 1990.

>Clearly, you just get rid of the infected files after ending their tasks, followed by a scan from Norton AntiVirus.
>implying this isnt exactly what you're supposed to do

THAT MIGHT BE A VIRUS! Do not pirate games. And update your system to Windows 10 and make sure you install all the updates : )

As much as I curse the internet, I cannnot imagine having something like that just bug you for the rest of your life.

No wonder people would risk falling off the face of the earth just for a better trade route. We are insanely curious creatures.

>using Norton
Literally nobody here knows how to get rid of a virus. Anybody care to chime in and have some "methods" explained?

skidrowcodex does

I run win10 on a laptop with my name set to Yuri Legay, so if they're stealing any info I put on that laptop, I get to insult them freely.

source

My computer screen just a minute ago flashed black for about a second before returning to normal.
I have to admit, it scared me and i'm pretty spooked right now.

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I swear to god MHW drops 10 frames in Ancient Forest when on SSD for me, but works perfectly on HDD minus the loading times.

>implying this is actually viable
Is everyone in this thread retarded? Explain to me how you think this "works"

factory reset, but use an external system.
easy

What about IGG.games-games. are they reliable?

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>Search torrent
>Find torrent with proper comments
>Download at max speed
>Spend an additional 5 minutes to install and follow crack instructions
>Play game freely
or
>Search digital shops for best deal
>Go through checkout process and pay money
>Download maybe at max speed, depending on service
>Spend an additional 4 minutes to install
>Usually have to go through launchers and DRM to play the game
The time it takes Steam to launch every time takes longer than copy-pasting the crack files. The time spent on the digital shops is about equal to the time searching for a torrent.

Water is just really mild acid.

My cum is based, so it should even out.

We're watching your screen and noticed you look at this thread.
Just wanted to give you a little scare. :)

ITT: tech-illiterate imbeciles.

>overkill
Are you guys dense
Is there even one kindred spirit here who knows a viable procedure?

>wire I don't recognize starts slowly feeding out from front PC vent

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I like your taste in games. Diverse and interesting. Дoбpo Poccия дpyг

>install crack of game
>txt on desktop says "support the devs of the game and make sure to buy it if you like it!"
>few hours later
>open up game and play for a while then close it
>you should probably buy it.txt
>keep getting new messages everytime I close the game telling me to buy it
>get messages even when I don't play
>kind of freaked out and buy it later
>thank you.txt

kinda cute, but horrifying.

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based

Well it worked, please don't do it again.

Reliable at putting watermarks into their cracks, maybe.

>Water is just really mild acid.

out of all the stupid shit in this thread, this one got me.

watermarks?

I mean shift 2 fucking sucks so it's kind of a favor desu

>PC is the master race guys there's literally no downside just pirate everything it's free vidya :)
>GUYS I'M TERRIFIED MY SCREEN FLICKERED FOR A SECOND AM I GOING TO DIE

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"IGG.com" permantly in the corner of the screen for as long as you play.

very based. Its a symbiotic relationship

>hacker looks at your porn folder and compliments you on your taste

if you're reading this, thanks bro

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With airwaves this makes complete sense as you are interfering, but this tv got its signal through a cable from the media box.
The cable was inside the room's furnishings, stepping or getting near it didn't affect it.

Check'd

>implying you wouldn't piss your pants if your lights went out while reading a home invasion thread

>pirate game
>download its latest released version

>later buy it
>the performance is way better even though they have completely identical files and the pirated one didn't have a custom launcher or anything
??????

Maybe the pennies you saved by pirating the game aren't worth the heart failure later in life from giving yourself paranoia, just sayin

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There aren't that many scam torrents, but a lot of proxies will add fake torrents to popular searches and make them look like they're exactly what you're looking for, except it's a 10 Mb virus with fake comments.

>Wait for game to load
>Game freezes or some shit
>Go to force close it
>Everything suddenly whips their asses into gear, runs smoothly and works again for like 3 seconds before closing.
Shit happens all the time
It was ready but didn't want to play because fuck me I guess

desu I haven't pirated in forever.
I've only pirated for games I really knew I would hate and needed to make sure were bad before I said anything online.

>download a fitgirl pack
>everything works
>later on be playing the game
>doorbell
>open door
>it's fitgirl
>"h-how are you liking my game user"
>she wants to come in and watch me play

Iv'e downloaded games from them and have never noticed any sort of watermark.

>it's latest released version.

Sure you did. Cracks are almost always only done once for the day one edition and then the game is left alone.

Case in point, Ghost Recon Future Soldier and Just Cause 4.

ITT: old wives tales about illegal software appropriation

it was a rhetorical question

while you install Fitgirl games there is a bitcoin miner in the background.

>>she
user I...

>she

Imagine buying old games and not realizing Steam installed QoL patches for you because you're a brainlet.

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yeah, mine does that sometimes.

>install 1999 game
>DEADLY.VIRUS.EXE has been detected. The exe has been put on quarantine
>check Google
>virus was detected for the first time in 2016
We're finally on the first stages of quantum computing: virus can infect before they exist.

>mcwolfbane.gif

>Pirating in the golden age of key reselling
You deserve the miners and RATs

It could simply be that it's a new virus in an old game or an old virus that has remained undetected all this time.

>tfw you have an offline pc just to play pirated shit

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Spectre and meltdown existed for 19 years before being discovered.

Let him have this one bros...

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System shock 2 and VTMB still need patches for their steam versions. (to my possibly outdated knowledge)
Hell Quake is unplayable raw off steam.

Essentially I intended to make a faraday cage out of my body. Figured if i remotely interfered with whatever was in that tv it had to be a field of some sort so i tried closing it and it worked.
I assumed the tv's decoder was about where you would have to look at, which explained the spot you had to be in for the trick to work.
I would also work on only two channels.
The weird part was that this stopped working after a while. The issue reappeared a few days later and my colleague recorded it, but without the movements i did. Then it vanished forever.

I trust you more than google. What is the site url?

Well shit, I thought it was a false positive. I guess I'm raped now.

>paying for illegal stuff instead of getting it for free
ok...

You must be really poor if you have to search around for the best deals on a fuckin' video game, cocksucka.

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GLOW
IN
THE
DARK

>>download pirate game
>>run
>>cmd opens for a second
>>alexa plays "Baby I'm yours"

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You generally shouldn't give games a second chance if you receive a virus warning for them.

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>Spectre and meltdown existed for 19 years before being discovered.
jesus

>pirate game
>system language changed to Hebrew

i just dont get it there a lot of legit pirate sites where you dont need to carring about anything i mostly find torrents on cs.rin.ru or rutracker and never did i have any problem

Think it depends on the game. If it's a cash grab from EA with a bajillion expansion Packs (e.g. The Sims) then it's absolutely worthwhile pirating. That and you don't give any money to a cunt of a company like EA as well so everyone wins!

>pirate game
>get a knock on the door 20 minutes later
>middle of the night, so that's a little creepy
>its the pizza guy
>didn't order pizza so I'm a little confused
>pizza guy says it came with a message and hands me the pizza
>"make sure to support the developers and buy their game" written in pepperoni

My teacher said that there is a difference in the way rich and poor people think about money.

A poor person thinks about spending money. Thinks about how to get the best deal, to mitigate the amount he loses.

A rich person thinks about investing money. About where to put it to see the biggest returns.

I hid homemade porn that way. It's a 300+gb picture of the LoZ 1 start screen. Even has a password.

You isolated your own energy field? With funky body movements?

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Same user here, looks like everything is go

>pirate game
>get a knock on the door later that night
>step outside and look around because it's probably a doorbell ditcher
>turn around and as I'm about to head back in, I see man door hand hook house door

>kids mouse suddenly stops
>>kid has that look of fear and wonder on his face
>>guy clicks onto the internet and types in something
>>video of a guy ripping his ass open with his bare hands
>>turns the volume all the way up
how did the user managed to pull this off?

I hid my porn as separate layers in legitimate photoshop documents I was working on, and spread it across all the stupid shit I made so the files never got suspiciously large

>not beating the pizzaboy to get him to tell you where the message came from
>not tracking the message to the nerd who thought he could rmess with you and raping him so hard he turns gay.

>pirate game
>knock on door
>open door
>the mayor and a giant audience is outside the door
>he hands me the key to the city for saving the developers from the oppresive corporations
>unbox the city and get a cool skin

>download starless
>find some chinese folder in my C drive
uhh guys?

skidrowcodex.net/
Pretty sure it shows up on Google.

I asked and he said the order came from my skype account.

I mean this was back when skype security was lax as fuck, and you could write messages on your pizza with the ap.

kinda pissed I got charged 20 dollars for it, but I didn't lose any other money and the pizza was good.

This is a good site, no virus or adds

>play pirated game
>there are no cheevos

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>man door hand hook house door

what did he mean by this?

Were hackers just yanderes all along?

run as administrator with japanese locales.

This didn't happen.

>download pirated game
>feel guilty
>upload it back

Yeah but google also shows you fake shit. Furthermore

>letting Google track you

Every fucking week I see a news story about some criminal where the journalist mentions that he looked up rape porn after committing a crime, or searched "how to wipe a hard drive" when he realised he was in the shit.

The first thing cops do when they suspect you is check your google history.

Someone please post that pirated russian left 4 dead install

Just fyi, you can chick which devices are allowed to "boot" or to bring the PC back from sleep.
Mostly it's some USB Device or the Ethernet Device.
Can't remember which command it was, but you can check in cmd

computer started motorboating when I opened this, but I closed it in time.

Don't open I think its a malware.

>pirate game
>knock on the door
>open door
>everybody walk the dinosaur

Jesus user, that's going too far. Like people in modern day would even think to check file size while rummaging through someone else's computer.

>current year
>people don't use private browsing and duckduckgo

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Okay now you just made me suspicious as fuck. I'll never click on that link.

You put it back into the stream right? otherwise it slowly gets corrupted and deleted.

>Task manager
>Resource manager
>Check Networks to find out what my PC is connecting to and what is connecting to my PC
>Trace some of the IPs and URLs up
>Shit bricks

All I did is put my fingers and soles together while standing. Nothing fancy.

Teamviewer

>upload it back

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These anons are lieing

This user is eating pizza.

for me it started from turning it off though
had to switch off the power to the psu until it was fixed

Well, at least I tried to help

>never pirate anything but music

A-am i safe bros?

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Please tell me you re-upload your games when you're done. you don't just delete them peremantly right? Games aren't cheap.

I remember installing that when I was really young. I remember really loud music and a shady looking install screen with lots of Russiarunes on it if that helps
100% a virus that's for sure

The worst part of this is
>nexus mod manager
It's a shit program. Use mod organizer faggot

dont tell him....

I was paranoid as fuck and still glad I was, because I didn't want to even envision a scenario where I'd have to explain all the fucking Dr. Comet furry porn I siphoned off of Yea Forums in the mid 2000s

I maintain to this day this is one of the most secure ways to hide porn on a family computer

You aren't a real hacker if you aren't opening up Kali in a VM and running Wireshark plus Packet Tracer to see what's going on.

I'm not sure if you're familiar with this, but there are these practices of chi kung and Zhang zhuang, it's some chinese exercises that increase your energy, they consist on making slow body movements or static poses, I found it curious that you actually invented a pose that somehow isolated your energy.

Seeing the description of what you made and by what I remember of what I have learned on yoga meditation, I think you simply closed your energetic circuit, which may not necessarily mean you isolated it, but this is all mystical stuff and may seem nonsensical to you.

fuck i want some pizza now

I love this artist.

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You should've waited until he came before closing, you bitch.

This thread is on a decent into madness and I don't know whose the masters or whose sane.

this

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hey now i also use nexus mod manager and never did i have problem

i dont get pirating music. just searching the song having it play instantly versus dealing with torrent sites for every song you want to listen to, which would be thousands in my case.

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>game pirates you

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Why not use tommorow mode?

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ha i remember when i was like 12 and pirating music was more dangerous then pirating games but thats long time ago

Source music is dramatically better than what you will typically find online. Especially youtube.

It also lets you assign affinity for specific processes and save it, warns you whenever a new service is created, tells you how much disk activity each process and service is using and a bunch of other shit.

>takin a photograph of the screen
You're trying to trigger us aren't you?

>look up song on youtube
>put url into a working youtube rip website
>download song

Wooow so hard.

>still have no idea how to reconnect to exhentai

Don't the other person need to consent before you can use Teamviewer on his PC

how do you take a screen cap of your mouse?

yea, it does sound tedious, especially compared to literally typing the song and having it play.

There's no difference to the human ear.

>using youtube for music
I hope you use speakers.

its the fucking 15 fps of music quality.

After you download a song, the process is the same, but faster.

irfanview

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>Try to run program
>REEEEEE YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO RUN PROGRAM, CONTACT ADMINISTRATOR
First off fuck face, i built you, despite what the fuck ever windows says, I FUCKING OWN YOU, and if you ever say that shit to me again I'm going to take a magnet the size if my fist and smash it i to your fucking mobo
>You now gave admin privileges

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There's no discernable difference, mate. Get someone to give you a blind test. Do it 10 times in a row to make sure. Nobody can tell the difference.

unironically more danagerous to pirate music than anything else.

The human ear can only hear 10fps

I think I know what is referring to but its so obscure I can't find anything about it.

Youtube had to recently update their audio shit because of complaints about this.

its barely gotten better.

>One day a mischievous mod is going to slap a screamer in here that has a ten percent chance of going off whenever you post so there will be a subcommunity that will never believe the unlucky.

you know you can check what was entered right?
generally you use bat files as a form of portable shortcut, so it's probably fine.

They only did it to like one or two games and if you try to edit the file that does it it breaks your game, which is undeniably shady but reddit is eternally pissed with igg because it snitched on some other warez site or some shit so they pretend it's worse then it really is.

There's no noticable difference between YouTube rips and source flac files. I know my shit so stop trying to fuck with me.

I will never understand the appeal of having a million fucking icons on the desktop instead of a folder

Being unable to understand others is a sign of autism.

he's probably banned on his home network lol

It's a very subjective experience, some people notice. Tbh the best audio experience I had was from some asus soundcard I bought eons ago. Nowadays I have theoretically better equipment and it doesn't sound as impressive.

when was this glitch and are there any sources on it? couldn't find anything on google

>chi kung and Zhang zhuang
I'll look into those, thanks!
I tried keeping a consistent tone in the discussion, but the truth is that tv event opened my eyes and I started looking into a lot more than science for understanding.
My issue with knowledge beyond conventional science is that people interested in it are either insane, quacks or too mysterious about it.

>Pirate game
>Didn't realize there's malware in it
>PC fans whirr like crazy
>A nice pumpkin spice scent is emitted

Damn hackers messing with my PC smell programming

>furry porn

You are not my Huckleberry.

>storm knocks out service to my side of the road/neighborhood
>going to be at least two weeks before they can fix it (big storm)
>use cantenna and Kali to "borrow" wifi from across the street

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>that will never believe the unlucky.

I tricked the internet to believe in doughtnut man. you don't even need .1% to see it for the entire forum to believe you. That's why it only works on .05% of users

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>Did this
>Traced to some shady French URL
>Literally just a blank page with the words "this is not the site you are looking for"
Pretty sure it's the French version of the FBI monitoring me

I can't tell you when, it felt recent but it was likely around discords creation.

I'm 100% dead serious, like ignore the rest of the thread. There was a glitch that discord would turn your mic on, and it was freaky as shit when people found out. I only keep using discord cause the quality.

Be careful with that shiet, nig, don't become religious, just meditate or do these things I said, I know the tales of some people from /x/ who joined some hindu spiritual website and horripilant shit happened to them.

>I didn't want to even envision a scenario where I'd have to explain all the fucking Dr. Comet furry porn I siphoned off of Yea Forums in the mid 2000s

I should really hide my /d/ folder.
And not have it pinned to quick access.

listen, if it's got a shapely body, ass, and a nice pair of tits I don't really care what it's covered in
omnifapper is the way to go

why the fuck did you guys post this.

>Checking my Wi-Fi list just for shits
>See one that's never been there before
>"What?"
>As if on cue, it disappears
>I hear a engine rev up and then a van I've never seen before driving away from my house

>search ocopath
>0 results

REEEE

Can confirm this shit happens with Discord. And this "glitch" still happens with some servers.
Friend of mine was playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R and didn't even have Discord open or running and suddenly it streamed his game on a random server
Discord is shady in general and I wouldn't use it if I were you.

>buy game from steam after having pirated it for a long time
>download external patch and apply
>strange hiccup when loading the game
>creepy dialogue from Jeannette Voerman without voice
>Nope out of the game
>Creeped out load it up again
>Dialogue is back to normal

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Y'all getting v& lol

>cheaky fuck neighbor has a wifi called "fbi van 35"
>every so often when I take my dog out at around like 2-5 I see an idling van down the road

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Except that warhammer's pirated version runs better than the original.

I so badly want to just click and drag select all and plop them into a folder

There is a fucking massive difference if you have even "okay" headphones, my guy
Unless the flac file is bullshit or 128kbps "upscaled"

Discord sells all your info to ad companies and probably records you even when you're not using it.

Your neighbor IS the fbi and he knows what you've looked at. He's got your back.

Run a blind test and see for yourself.

So basically epic's game store but useful.

You have my curiosity

Not him but I already did. Downloaded a bunch of songs from youtube, then a bunch from bandcamp/game ost rips and mixed them up and put them into different folders.

I got all of them right.

Get a better headset.

>tfw no yandere hacker gf

boot up the pirated game devastation
it opens a webpage that says dont pirate its bad

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>boot up pirated game
>"If you like the game, don't forget to support the developers"
>Everything runs well
>...Too well
>Decide to run a few virus scans just to be sure
>Nothing
>Check the game's file size and compare it to what is said online
>Nothing wrong there
>A month later my computer is hit with a fucking ransomware...
>Except it's literally just a joke software and you can close it with ctr+alt+del
>Crapped my pants at the time, but had a chuckle and removed the program that triggered it, still enjoying comfy free pirated game to this day

how can it record me if i dont gave it installed

You're just baiting at this point you dumb nigger

Sure you did.

>click desktop
>you're still in the game

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No, I'm right.

>hurr do this thing so you know you're wrong
>I did
>I... I don't believe you!

no you're not

>horripilant shit happened to them.
Got links or leads?
I am fully aware how dangerous it is and I want to know how to keep away from that crap.

>see this post
>realise ive seen that several times before
>go to look for it now
>its gone

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How do I do this?

>>A month later my computer is hit with a fucking ransomware...
Chances are that you caught it somewhere else and not from that game.

Also holy hell people are pussies nowdays, pirated shit is almost always curated by community hard, you have higher chances catching random shit on your favorite porn site than from a pirated game.

>Boot up pirated game setup
>Instalation screen message
>If you like the games support the game developers by buying them!

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Believe what you want. I know what I know.

So basically you healed their TV by doing it a dance

>I know what I know.
you don't know much

>purchase game legally
>no issues

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I have about 200 or so running and I've never had any issues.

>people still don't know how to safely pirate in this day and age

Get an account on a private tracker

I absolutely can't tell the difference between flac and 320kbps, but 128 sounds like shit

>pirate game
>credits thank you for buying the game
;_;

So how does this glitch supposedly work then? Does it still work even if you don't have Discord open? Why can't I find anything on Google?

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wouldnt be surprised,fucking jannies rangebanned images on all mobile data and ips on my block

>Does it still work even if you don't have Discord open?
No but discord usually automatically opens up.

It's more than what you know.

Bbtag

Stop making these fucking threads with this specific story trying to scare people, this means absolutely and does absolutely nothing. Shits happened to me a couple of times

Are you saying I know less than nothing?

>Every image I click on Yea Forums takes like a 30 seconds to two minutes to load on my tablet for the past two weeks.
>Only get performance lag like this when I'm on this site...

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Yes, it's called an incorrect opinion.

>be me
>reading this thread
>laughing my ass off at your paranoid cunts
>then at that exact fucking moment I just happen to hear a fucking bug-like electric noise
Because of how loud it was I think it came from my monitor, but what the fuck ?

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QUADS

IT FUCKING HAPPENED AGAIN AS I POSTED THIS
SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THIS IS

>Pirate game
>Install game
>Boot up game
>Game starts up by thanking all the backers and buyers that made the game happen despite the low funds and long work hours.
>Feel bad and buy game.

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Try looking in details. And don't worry, it's a normal background program.

turn your mic off

>And special thanks to YOU for buying the game and supporting us in our future projects. Thank you from the bottom of our hearts.

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literally just log out whenever you're not using discord and you'll never have this happen to you

>make nerds feel bad
>they buy my game

works every time eheheheh

>headphones in
>hear unkown radio chatter through them
>throw them off my head
>it starts again

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Clean your hears, nigger.

>it starts again
>after you put them back on

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

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Thats what I mean to say.
Something similar happened too

>Work nights
>3am
>radio I use to talk to coworkers on other floors starts screeching
>then start hearing chatter that sounds unintelligable
>they all hear it too

turns out apparently we were on the fire departments frequency or something, was still weird.

And THIS is how you defeat piracy if you really want to. Make buying more convenient

Is there a video on this?

youtube.com/watch?v=sLCvVTdP5sQ
I remember first finding that crack
It was years ago, I was using a Windows XP Vn and wanted to test if it would run Source
So i wanted to install l4d on it
I booted it up, and this came up
I deleted the entire VN

VM not VN

igg snitched on based godgog.

But everyone with half a brain can pirate without problems except if it's some obscure game no one is seeding, i really don't get these memes on how pirating is so difficult, time wasting or dangerous.

>pirate windows
>the chinese botnet helpfully disables all microsoft backdoors for you so they can more efficiently mine crypto while you sleep
thanks deng!

>Think it depends on the game.
This. I won't pirate most games if i'm not hard up for money, but games like The Sims or Civilization are guaranteed games that I will pirate.

>pirate grim dawn when it still was is EA
>run it
>TKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTTKTK
what the fuck was that

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dauphong is the goat

>no tf2

that's no good

>obscure Russian sites
I think a lot of people are lost since Bay and Limetracker have been ruined.

pokemon uranium, nigga play insurgence

>fate based and wildtangent pilled

Why the girthy windows bar user?

insurgence has a really retarded plot and writing too, but yeah it's less retarded than uranium

> what is drive indexing?

Add to that
Enjoy on disk dlc unreleased for payfags
Like edf5
Imagine being so retarded that you pay for the video-games

>tfw no yandere hacker gf that plays the same game as you and sends death threats to people that try and scam or phish you bricking their computers
>then she ransom wares you're computer for lewds and listens to you sleep with your mic.

someone invite me to a private torrent site for vidya, I got into anime ones but I need my game fill

I don't know if the mods are fucking with us but this thread in particular keeps redirecting me to creepy websites.

>Put PC in energy safe mode to sleep without fan noise
>Turns back on late at night with all the internal lights turning on
every single time

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Sounds like marriage...

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God I wish. You make marriage sound safe.

>AIMS QUICKLY
this kills the drmbox babby

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They want to be only ones who can fuck up all your shit in life. Yep, marriage.

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