Bros

>using an umbrella instead of a coat
suboptimal equipment loadout

I thought that umbrella was a sexy women's leg with stockings and I got horny.

I'm gay

It's too hot for a coat

>he wears a coat indoors
>inb4 I take it off and let it get wrinkly
>inb4 I actually trust it with some retard that might lose it

R8 my hand

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just get wet no one gives a shit if you drip water all over the place

which brands are better?

R8 n H8

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just buy reference since all the brands are scams

based
thumb looks like penis
mutt (xbox proves this)

>white people

>nigger is jealous that he doesn’t have hands

why are fags still falling for the RTX meme in 2019

not w**t* nigger

nice foot sasquatch

Why the fuck is your thumb longer than your fingers?

If i saw your fat ass walking on the street nervously clutching to that box with your sausage fingers id beat your fucking head in and grab the box to sell for some other fat retard. And you couldnt do anything but cry like a bitch as you struggle to even get your lard body off the ground.

Ask me how I know you're a nigger.

How is he fat?