User! It's been a while, so good to see you!

*kiss*

Whoa, a letter? For me, what could it possibly be for?

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*SNIFFF*

Thanks for the chuckle.
Seriously, what's his deal? Does he just interpret "melon" as a euphemism for tits or what?

It's from Bowser!

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>clips outside the window
checkmate nerd

Yes.

And (You) gotta help us!

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imagine this shit with modern ai tech

>trip chasing you across the apartment with modern AI

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>kiwifarms killed kazz
RIP

That's great! I'm excited for our fruit dinner. You know I love a good ol' melon slice!

>Facade VR
>you have to talk into a microphone
>AI gets tripped up by how bad your mic quality is

Kazz was a treasure and it makes me genuinely sad what happened to him. Rest in Piece.

>14 fucking years later and nobody's tried to actually implement this shit in a modern game

By "killed" do you mean literally killed by driving him to suicide or some shit or just got him deplatformed?

It's not some advanced tech, the 'ai' is literally just looking for very specific words you type, ignoring other context, to continue the story. It's scripted as fuck.

It was a tedious pet project. No one has the time to do it on a larger scale.

>ai asks about what you do for work
>ai bullies you if you stutter
>ai wonders why you've been unemployed for so long
>ai wonders why you don't have a gf
>ai gets visibly disgusted when they hear the music you listen to
>ai politely but embarrassingly lets you know they have to go to bed early and you have to leave
>ai talks about you behind your back when you go out the door
just like the real thing!

getumout

He committed suicide

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Over 12 hours convince the couple they are in fact living in a simulation then quit the game'

any % existential crisis run

This is kind of bullshit, it wasn't substance abuse at the time, he was having a psychotic episode, started to recover, and then kiwifarms jumped on him for whatever fuckin reason and finished him off, then laughed about him doing it.

They need to hang for this. Sure, a mentally ill person could be more easily unhinged, exploited and driven to make poor life decisions, but that still doesn't make them any less complicit in his death.

He had recently separated with his fiance, who was/is a huge piece of shit and was also homeless for a time, got into a fight with his dad, etc. They really just jumped on someone at their worst and mocked them relentlessly for shits and giggles. There was a bunch of other shit. The entire situation was fucked and I honestly still feel terrible about what happened to him. I can genuinely say that if the kiwifarms thread hadn't been posted he'd still be here and probably would have been doing a lot better. He was already getting over it, was looking for work, started mended things with his family when they jumped in on him. Shit sucks.

What happens if you name your character the same name as the girl he had an affair with? Does he just slam the door on you when he says hello and mentions your name? Because I know any mention of Maria causes his AI to flip his shit.

Trip can and will clip right after you

Probably not in the list of names it will let you pick.

I didn't know this lore. Did just Trip have an affair or is there an equivalent Grace one?

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Who has a higher power level, Shaggy, Hank Hill or Trip? Keep in mind this is Gods of the universe tier.

The thread was dead for nearly half a year when he offed himself. I just checked. What is this disingenuous bullshit?

What do you mean? I don't really go on Yea Forums often if that's what you mean, I just assumed people knew what happened.

I got curious after those posts, because jokes are pretty common on kiwi about the cows they "killed", like Chloe Sagal (some tumblrina I never followed who lit herself on fire), Chance Carmichael (some 700 pound feeder dude who ate himself to death), and a couple of twitter trannies that decided to join the 40%. Yet, no one ever jokes about Kazz.

So, I googled his thread. After he quit coming in and reeeing about it, it died. As in, there was not a single post for five months before his death. Add in, kiwifarms laughs at people. They don't typically go out and directly harass anyone. In fact, doing so usually leads to getting your own thread along with whatever dox you've been dumb enough to put out there.

So, I call bullshit on the veracity of those claims. A couple people probably totally got pushed over the edge by the farms, but calling bullshit on Kazz.

>They don't typically go out and directly harass anyone
And this is how I know you're full of shit.

No. But trip was a poorfag and his wife was from a rich family. She wanted to be an art fag and he wants to make money. The point of all this is that.

Trip intentionally proposed to her in front of her family to ensure she was shamed/guilted into accepting.

Yeah, sure you do.

Can you convince them to a threesome?

dumb kiwinigger

Grace's art career's really been taking off
youtube.com/watch?v=RFI_QKcVNiU

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cringe pewdiepie meme

lol

I don't really care what you think my dude, I was there, I was talking to him every day. There were people talking to him and bothering him, trying to get him to give them more "lulz" worthy material consistently, lurking in his chat waiting for him to fuck up. I don't care what some scummy retard like you thinks because I was actually fucking there. The thread was made the day he talking about killing himself in a chat group by one of the members who pretended to be his friend, for fucks sake.

Christ I hate you cunts.

>cows
That's how you spot a kiwinigger. Don't you have some upvotes to farm and allowance to give to Josh Moon to hand off to CWC?

Based

To be honest, I don't give a fuck. Sorry he was your friend, he was still one of a million mentally unstable histrionics threatening suicide every day. Wasn't even on my personal radar, but if he wasn't smart enough to cut himself off from the drama and work on improving himself, trying to get off the streets, getting counseling or something, no skin off my back.

Lol, implying the farms is worth actually posting on. I just lurk for the drama.

@476927795
cringe

*SNIFF*

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Mashed Potato Johnson
Hey hey hey

>what does this picture make you feel?

>redditor wants to be hardcore but subreddit mods won't let him so he ran away to kiwiniggers with the rest of the too cool for school underage b&
Sure, sure. Why don't you go lurk there some more. Like forever.

Based and REDPILLED

mentos

>farms is reddit
>farms isn't mostly drunken boomers
>using underageb& when you probably don't even remember Snacks getting the boot
Holy fuck, I can't wait til 8/v/ is back so I can go back there forever.

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>snacks
I too read the knowyourmeme page of Yea Forums it was pretty epic :D

Got some advices for you, hot shot, you shouldn't believe everything you read on the internet. Just because the cool kids with all those upvotes on the kiwicottonpatch say they're a 30-something boomer with alcoholism doesn't mean they're being entirely accurate about themselves.
>don't even remember Snacks
I was script kiddie-ing around the darkest corners of dalnet before your father even finished high school, sport. Run along and remember to whitelist the domain so loonie moonie can mine dogecoin or whatever the fuck it is he's scammed up to keep CWC "producing content" or whatever euphemism he's using nowadays that totally isn't trolling you guys.

This thread is filled with reddit faggots. I don't know who the guy is but if he's anything like you fucking gay cunts I'm glad he killed himself.

(You)

what's this zoomer shit

>Script kiddie-ing around dalnet
Fuck me, that's impressive
>Whitelist to get mined
Never mind, I'll bet you never had to buy extra minutes or got booted from google image search porn because grandma called.

Have we ever had a Facade thread that didn't get archived without it devolving into retarded shitposting?

No, moon is such an incompetent fuckup who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground that when he was using browser miners they were so easily disabled he posted a plea to kiwiniggers to let them through.

No, no, I'm aware. The flailing around that day was amazing. I'm just, for the first time in this thread, legitimately offended by the suggestion. Couldn't you have just told me to kill myself or something?

It's not enough that you die, you should suffer for your faggotry. Dismissed.

Yes, but tell me to try to have a conversation on ResetEra, or debase myself on a public forum. Don't threaten my precious GPU. Sad!

No

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I miss /cow/

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I know you can suggest it but I don't think they actually agree to the ol' Eiffel Tower

*hugs 10 times in a row*