What games do gamer girls play?

>white girls

haha no thanks

I dunno how have you done so far?

have sex.

lol no

Be an attractive video game character. If you're the villain, your chances go even higher.

whats the source on OP

source?

Who is the one on the right? She looks good other than the whore makeup.

Calm down coombrains

Ok link to the porn already.

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i just have a high sex drive, sorry you dont.

souce you nigger

Then use it to have actual sex

>i'm a porn addicted retard

thanks for the you i guess...

i do, dont you?

I've seen a lot play Zelda.

pokemon
call of duty

So why do you need porn?

The sauce is Purple Bitch and Sia Siberia
daftsex.com/watch/-166626922_456239099
There's some cool cosplays in there too if you search for Purple Bitch, like 2B

Are you an American? Americans are the only people who seem to be into mutts, probably because they are mutts themselves.

wanna know how i know you're a virgin?

The girl on the left has a smooth cunny like a little girl.

Back to watching romcoms, soccer mom.

>coombrain calling others virgin
Lmao at your life baldie

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t. mutt

thank you mein kampf
for some reason purple bitch jumped into my head when i saw the image but i couldnt find the source through google so i didnt think it was really her

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>tattoos
I knew it was too good to be true.

Yeah, I bet you are a real man, coming to Yea Forums to tell people to stop jacking it. This is so retarded and came out of nowhere that im starting to think this might be discord trannies trying to convince people to stop demanding attractive characters in media. This meme was pushed way too hard and out of nowhere, has to be organized.

Seething limpdick incel.

No, im from Switzerland. Is
>n-no u
The best mutts can come up with?

Unironically like any other. Reincarnate into handsome chad or won shitton of money if you are average or incel.

Holy based.

MOOOOOOOOOOODS

I can't tell if this is a child or not

based CP poster

Porn causes limpdick lmao fucking balding retard

Yeah, I had trouble finding the full videos too at some point, daftsex is the only place I could find them

Why do you care? You think you are in some crusade to save people in Yea Forums?

GODDAMNIT STOP THIS SHIT BRAZIL

They play Mario games.

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bruh

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>I can't even report it because captcha is all fucked up crumbled in the square box

Yes, I will save the white race one cum.brain at a time

I-I can't tell

It is

wtf

I only talk to sweet, traditional shy girls.

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>radical centrist posts bad stuff
>but no nudity on the bad stuff so it's more okay

TAKE THIS SHIT DOWN ALREADY HOLY SHIT UNIRONICALLY WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG

>I'm from a non-country
ok mutt

>i only talk to children

seethe

Good vid.
Would recommend.
Taty is a good girl, pls no bully.

Any game with a healer in multiplayer so they can fool men into thinking they're useful.

Who?

>the cp still hasn't been deleted

wtf.

>finally manage to get a gf
>absolute sweetheart
>orefers spending the evening on the couch instead of party bs
>yet very kinky
Damn she is everything I ever wanted in a girl.

wow and league

fucking based lmao

Why don't I ever see girls playing medic in Squad then?

The one on the right.

post the source already

this image is worse than the actual cp

>americans only people into mutts
>when the rest of the world is nothing but mutts

okay

It's been posted already, but you can also buy the vid on her Manyvids page.

Took you retarded fucks long enough. Fuck jannies

Buying porn
As pointless as buying games you fat cuck

she's some cum farting slav slut, how is she a good girl?

The one I'm talking to usually plays Age of Empires 2

i know, i could at least jerk off to the webm

gossip girl
where you try to lie and make up rumors to ruin people's lives.

why do white people type like this?

That's some uncanny valley shit.

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Because she takes good care of her elderly grandpa, and grandma (prior to her death).

>Sia Siberia without makeup
I'm gonna vomit what the fuck

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pancake face and wig wearing creeps

the girl in this pic has makeup on tho

so why is this thread still up?

that makes it even worse

Go back to your reddit safespace, newfag niggers.

>have girls in ffxiv guild
>slut talks shit behind my back
>confront her about it
>cries to new owner (I was the owner and founder of the guild)
>he kicks me because he has to protect his lady
>guild slowly dies

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Fuck you, not everyone is an irredeemable piece of shit like you

thats just how it is 95% of women are "hideous" without makeup.

lol u mad

and she's hideous with it lmao
I'd still nut in her ass like in the video though

mods too busy posting in smash threads

>Anal
>Creampie
then it's not a creampie, you don't get to tag your shitty video with something it isn't, you lying piece of shit

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>cum inside
>not creampie
Do you have a specific term for a butthole creampie or some shit?

Board games

you dolt, in the vagina, deep, and filled up.

it's not "cum inside" do you call Blowjobs creampies

creampie literally refers to internal release and always has you mongo retard lmao

i'll inject you with a needle full of cum into your foot, this is a creampie according to you because it's inside.

>you dolt, in the vagina, deep, and filled up.
Yes, I understand what you meant you fucking retard. I disagree. Why did you avoid my question? Do you have a specific term for a butthole creampie or some shit?

this unironically, it's fucking boring

>user claims his dick is the size of a needle
Unsurprising.

Then fuck off and never return to this site you stupid nigger monkey.

What's the most popular thing at the moment of their attention seeking? That's what they play.

B A L D I N G
A
L
D
I
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darkest dungeon and risk of rain currently.

Source: your ass
Just because your low-t soi limpdick cant get hard from porn, doesnt mean porn is guilty, stupid cuck.

why do c*mbrains get so defensive when they get called out for being addicts?

Gamer here. I'm an addict. I understand all of the mental/physical benefits of quitting, and I'd try to stop, but I love putting stuff in my asshole while watching girls do lewd things too much.

they play attention seeker, rape accuser, and game destroyer 2: the entitlement

>rewind about 6 years ago
>playing tf2, admin for some trade server
>full of kids, but fun none the less
>kids constantly screeching because I give myself infinite crits and homing projectiles and just shoot arrows out of my huntsman or medic crossbow and randomly 1 shot people
>some roastie joins
>instantly starts hitting on me
>like gullible retard I fall into it, having not been hit on since high school
>add her, baby her and carry her around where ever i go, she basically becomes my 2nd in command
>gets sexual within like 2 weeks, she's constantly telling me about her weird giant fetishes
>she's a raging footfag
>starts telling me about how her feet smell and sending me pics of her feet and how she wants to kick me and shit
>ban her from the server, remove her from my friends list and go back to listening to squeakers rage
>every time a woman talks to me in TF2, I treat them like squeakers to avoid any more freaks trying to send me their disgusting shit when i just want some hats
I have to give thanks to tf2 for teaching me to never get involved with strange women on the internet.

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Fuck off pedophiles. No one wants you here.

nothing wrong with being a pedophile

Trick question, females don't play games so to speak. They play "at" them for the attention they get from beta orbiters

I want them here :)

Post cp

enjoy your permanent ban

bans don't work. Yea Forums is so cucked even range bans are only allowed to last a maximum of 6 months.

based

you're telling me when it says you've been permabanned it's actually only 6 months?

>nah babe i ate like three dozen chicken wings and there's gristle all in my teeth and I can't seem to floss it out

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a permaban lasts only 1 minute if you aren't retarded so yeah probably

Yeah alright edgy teenagers, calm down. The fact is there's such a thing as a permaban, and you get one for requesting CP. Even as a joke.

>6
range bans only last 3 months. permabans are permanent but you can just reset your IP.

no one cares

puffy

cute cunny

thanks kind cunny lover

>Yea Forums x archive doesn't even work anymore
fuck this shit

Rent free

no problem fellow cunnyseur

Check this 5

If yours is up to date, it should now be linking to a different archive instead of fireden

buy her bathwater.

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I had to uninstall Yea Forums X because it looks like shit. is there anyway to make it look like normal Yea Forums layout?

>voluntarily excluding yourself from a pool of beautiful women just because they don’t have the same skincolor.

Yikes, my dude. You’re missing out!

it's just the wreck it ralph girl

UUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUCK

I'M GONNA COOM

I'M COOMING

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>beautiful women
>race is just skin color
cope harder. Don't have to settle for monkeys.

Considering the examples post of "attractive" non-whites, im convinced americans are just brainwashed, or just too low IQ. Not like I have to deal with them, my country has fortunately almost no non-whites, so I dont have to deal with them. Plus, the lack of crime and terrorism is pretty nice.

What porno is this?

2D>3D

The Sims and other casual games.

>I had to uninstall Yea Forums X because it looks like shit
Nigger the fuck are you talking about, it's practically the same.

So I checked in the archive. And I gotta say what he posted was a lame video that I wouldn't jerk off to. He ruined it for you guys because for most of you people, that was your only exposure to child pornography. It's like I'm only the person with good taste here.

based Yea Forums oldfag

It's CP? Burning my hard drive.

>Yellow crotch and brown asshole
Good fucking lord. 3D was a mistake.

pretty sure you're alright

giant whale dicks

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Meh, someone posting nuclear codes would be even more ilegal but i bet people who notice won't make any fuzz at all about it.

I wonder if a woman actually took a whale dick up her cunt. I know Snacks fucked one he found beached long ago but I wonder if anyone else is as mentally deranged to do it

Nymphos are pretty crazy so yeah.

what archives, fireden stopped in August

Girls that play video games are always mentally unstable. You probably don't consider yourself a catch, right? Neither is she.

You can stick anything up a vag if you're brave enough.

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I mostly just play mmorpgs, i like the social aspect. i also play some moba and RTS games.

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archive.4plebs.org/_/articles/credits/
Ctrl+F Yea Forums

Candy crush.
Sometimes they'll pretend they're playing LoL too.
If "she" is playing something else you know "she" has a surprise for you.

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I have a friend that keeps playing overwatch after the billionth time i’ve reminded her that tf2 is better

Huh from the thumbnail it looks like very tame shit compared to gore.

Wish they could decide between Pepsi or Coke, who the hell brings both of those to a gaming session?

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Fuck you. Where's the water

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Why is it that most of the girls I know that play video games are unattractive by being either fat, ugly, or both? I think I only know 2 girls that play vidya that are at least decent-looking.

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damn i missed the cp why do i even come to Yea Forums

very much this
silent hill especially tho there's a big chance the woman will be a dyke its still a woman i guess

World of Warcraft

Tell us more about your refined taste, user

>476923448

What was it?

just some cp. nothing too special

Who would know that its a nuclear launch code?

Besides I think there are a lot more locks than a simple code

From what I've seen online
>overwatch
>dead by daylight
>persona 5

I dunno but those 2 trans people wearing colorful wigs seem to be playing phone games. So clearly nothing worth spending time on.

da man

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>only 6
Get surgery, it needs to be hand sized AT LEAST.

>Do nothing but fuck random tinder girls for 3 years
>Finally find a girl into movies and kind of into games and is fun to be around
>bored after 3 weeks of seeing her, don't understand why people have relationships

can someone give me some insight? I thought I'd want to be around her all the time and stuff but I really don't care.

Thanks user. But I'm not sure she likes me ...

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So why did trannies start using pink, light blue and white as their colour scheme?
Is there any particular reason?

candy crush

It takes time for a bond to form with an animal user, just keep hand feeding her until she starts to feel trusting.

>they play video games
No wonder they're not on Yea Forums. No video games here.

that has nothing to do with trannies wtf are you talking about? are you this obsessed about trannys?

>Do nothing but fuck random tinder girls for 3 years
Quickly degrading the ability to pair-bond.
>can someone give me some insight? I thought I'd want to be around her all the time and stuff but I really don't care.
A relationship isn't just about hobbies, mutual or otherwise.

This hardens and stimulates the clitoris while also killing the user.

Chick I'm with likes animal crosser and she watches me play things from time to time

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stfu retard your such a fat fucking nigger I bet irl is she a nigger?

how fix?

Our brains figure out that we don't NEED to have relationships for stable consistent access to sex, and then our brains no longer desire relationships.
You killed your pair bonding bro! Literal psychological damage caused by fucking too much

dump her lol

>that has nothing to do with trannies wtf are you talking about?
That's Astofolo, a trap, and it's using a colour scheme highly associated with them.
Odds are the person who drew it supports or is a tranny.

>are you this obsessed about trannys?
Nah, it just occurred to me that I don't know why that originated.

i dont think that will fix my issue with pair-bonding

because I guess the colours are used for like babys when they're born normally light blue is boy and light pink is girls so thats why they use it I guess

>keep hand feeding
Not a bowl of eggs?

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Does cuddling her make her trust me more, she keeps making this droaning noise, can't tell if it's crying or something else because of the mouth gag. We can't really play videogames together like this.

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They're playing a sudoku on their phones

yeah but if you dont think shes worth spending time with then shes not the one? find someone else you'll know then tht shes the one you wanna spend time with

You should do what kids used to do back in the day after a bad relationship, take a break from dating or flirting at all. You need to volcel yourself. Try for a year at a minimum

Dilate, mentally ill tranny

I've literally never been in a relationship before, only slept with thots
but like, i just don't understand what im supposed to do

Well you can spoon feed them, you just have to maintain physical contact to make sure they understand you're a caring figure that they can trust.

You should only start cuddling when they're used to contact, I'd wait 2 weeks or so before attempting.

you forgott the moment in history when almost the entire globe had syphillis because the euros couldn't keep their pants in check.

I agree with the first user
>white girls

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FFXIV
League of Legends
Minecraft
OSRS
Maple Story
Overwatch
TF2

Anything that's casual and popular pretty much.

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Nigger they were trapped on a ship for fucking months, no shit they'd fuck the closest thing to a white woman the moment they made landfall.

You need to quit tinder and hookups before you make your pairbonding even worse in the future

Why do you even care lol
Just enjoy the stream of sex

Remember when non-whites have never been capable of anything on their own, and all non-white civilizations are pretty much rabid savages?

Most guys I know that play video games are either fat, ugly, or both. It evens out

I'm not sure you can.

Funny, because according to stats, literally half of black women in the US have some form of STDs, and thats in the 21st century, not in a time where people believed the Earth was flat.

Animal Crossing, Pokemon and Fire Emblem from my experience.

boys, will I make a good wizard?

>be extremely close friends with a girl
>Massive slut
>Never attracted to her/disgusted by the idea of getting with her
>Go on holiday together a couple months ago
>Start going crazy for her
Anyways lads what's the quickest yet cleanest way to kill myself?

literally dump her ass its not worth spending time with her if you dont wanna it'll only make things worse then drop tinder and go out of your way to find some kind of group tthat has like a hobby interest of yours and find a girl that way

Do people actually unironically find glasses attractive

Cp and goreposters are great, shocking most retards so much that they never return

Weird. Trannies tell us to have sex, but I guess they're saying that so we don't have relationships and they can get all the guys/girls they want.

Most people do

If she's a slut, at least put her to good use and pump her.

stop online dating, my last 3 relationships were all met on tinder and there is always the moment when your brain realizes that this isnt the "real" thing. Feels fucking empty after while.

Just fuck her.

Depends on the glasses really, the one's in the OP are fucking terrible.

They make every girl uglier, unless she's already ugly and they help obscure her face.

Bitches can't multitask.

coal grill. The comfy way to die. Just warn your friends and emts.

>tfw was too late for cp in the archives
Sometimes I dislike having a job

It was just Cartoon shit.

I don't do casual sex [spolier]Japanese prostitutes don't count[\spoiler]
I'm starting to fantasise a cutesy romantic relationship with a girl who just last month had a pregnancy scare from 3 potential partners
How do I get my brain to stop thinking such stupid cuck tier shit

You can't, roasties exist in both genders and you're one.

>How do I get my brain to stop thinking such stupid cuck tier shit
Get ahead of the competition and impregnate her.
Alternatively, masturbate and after you've cooled down, reconsider your attraction.
Or engage in a redemption of her whore ways, but that's probably impossible from what I've heard

How do i last longer in bed lads?
I already have a small dick (12cm), while i can resist foreplay fine, once i put it into a vagina i last at MOST 5 minutes.
I always feel self-conscious about this and i'm afraid of the day a girl will leave me for this reason, it would kill my already low self-esteem.

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That's not Astolfo dude

>I already have a small dick (12cm)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>once i put it into a vagina i last at MOST 5 minutes.
Eh? Just keep going.
You can't maintain an erection after coming lol?

>Tfw one of my girl friends play every game that I play
It's weird, she's almost like a dude trapped in a body with big breasts

Oh, well I feel better now if that's all it was.

I mean, its only cuck shit if what specifically attracts you to her is that she's a slut. Besides, you have also slept around, would you say any girl that you are with in the future is a cuckqueen?
You have no control over which girls you fall over, all you can do is try. If it fails, so be it, worst of all you'll end up where you are but knowing you tried your best and it just couldnt be. But if you dont you'll be wondering forever about what would have happened, even when you think you've gotten over it you'll rellapse.

It isn't? I thought it was just a poor rendition by a western artist.

Muricans have a crazy fetish for niggers I'm telling you

>Virgin the post

>once i put it into a vagina i last at MOST 5 minutes.
So you're like 95% of the men on the planet, what's the issue?

>boy its weird how offended people on the internet get when I call them names

are you autistic?

>Impregnate her
She has one of those anti-pregnancy coils. They have a 1% chance to fail or something thus the pregnancy scare.
Also has had an abortion already.
God the more I think about her in that way the more she disgusts me
Maybe I just constantly need to remind myself of that
Otherwise my brain will forever stick to some doujin tier redemption arc fetish

I'm afraid that the combo small dick + lasting only minutes will make girls i care about leave because i can't satisfy them.

Best lap dances I’ve ever gotten were from black girls

>lasting only minutes will make girls i care about leave because i can't satisfy them.
Just do what everyone else does, "waste" time by changing position from time to time, go down on her to edge etc.

Wait, you actually can't?
If I focus enough I can maintain it and skip the refractory period.
For example, if I cum after about 10 minutes, I can just keep going for another 20 minutes.

I wouldn't even want to be her friend, let alone stick my dick in that plane hangar. get away from her dude

MUMKEY NOOOOO! YOU CAN'T SAFE HER FROM BEING A WHITE GIRL!

>he wants to fuck a haunted pussy
nigger no

you've got it twisted, lap dances is where you've gotten the best black girls, see what i'm saying, you need more lap dances to open your eyes, and not from those girls.

Then dick her. What you should NEVER do is follow the dating advice of Yea Forums, even less of Yea Forums, this is a place where now people who have no friends and have never had a girlfriend pretend to be social butterflies.

He typically has a long braid and black bows in his hair. If that's him it's pretty far off the mark. Great Value version.

>don't follow any advice on Yea Forums
>follow my advice on Yea Forums though
just go back please

Ah yes, we all know niggers are very pure. I think its about time we acknowledge that America is an enemy of white people and that it will always side with subhumans, since Americans are subhumans themselves.

>not liking white girls means you're into mutts
Look at this bad reasoning.

Yes, all non-whites are mutts and savages.

Kegal excercises user

White strippers are terrible

That's the thing though, I don't want to, but I need to convince my brain to stop wanting her.
I definitely want to stay as close friends, she's helped me out of many tough spots. Doesn't mean I agree with all of the shit she's done. And definitely makes me want to, as you eloquently put it, not park my plane in her hangar.
Does she count as white if she's a slav?

Shitty games that nobody cares about.

>does she count as white
Dude, you need to start thinking for yourself, and not trying to satisfy the view of retards on the internet.

>women
>playing vidya

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So ... he shouldn't listen to you and avoid having sex/a relationship with her? Sounds like solid advice.

My ex played skyrim she also cheated on me so I've never played skyrim because of that

Do you Amerimutts just see everything through the lenses of race?
God, you really are a lesser people.

>falling in love with a slut
>w-w-w-what do i do bros
just fuck off already

I come here for the same reason I go to resetera, to mock mentally ill millennials.
Its the only purpose of these websites.

my wife plays mario kart and smash with me.

Lots of people seem to see Slavs as not white so I was just wondering what he'd say. Would be pretty stupid if some random opinion on the internet about the ethnicity of someone I know IRL went on to affect my view of that person.

And you should make your own choices. If you want advice, ask from people who you know have experience on women, not from Yea Forums.
This website prided itself on being virgins until about 5 years ago, then everyone became a larper and everything is irony and shit made up based on nothing.

Shy girls are shit tier, give me a confidant girl any day of the week.

>tfw finally got over my social anxiety after 21 years but now I don’t know how to meet anyone because I’m out of school/uni and just work 9-5

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Now that you mentioned that she's slavic, she definitely reminds me of a certain close friend of mine.
Be honest with me user, are you me?

So you were mocking him too. huh, alright then.

Get high rated and good at overwatch and they will find you

Fantasy games mainly, popular games, candy crush, Plants Vs Zombies, local coop games (with their bf) and that's pretty much it, unless she's some rare autistic girl obsessed with an specific game/franchise.

Yes user, I am you as long as you are half Latino

sauce? can't find with neither search engine

do some good cosplay and go to big conventions
you don't even have to be particularly pretty for that, i see ugly nerds getting tons of attention at such events

From what I've seen

>Animal Crossing
>Stardew Valley
>Minecraft
>The Legend of Zelda
>Devil May Cry
>World of Warcraft
>League of Legends
>Overwatch
>Dragon Quest
>Final Fantasy
>Pokémon

>tfw cutting off dumb shit like soda
>can literally feel how my body feels so much better when I'm off that garbage
>still crave a cold coca cola at this moment

Why is the human body so fucking retarded?

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Oh and
>Resident Evil
>Fire Emblem

You can drink it sometimes.

Nah, nvm then, my bad

Add CoD to that list, every girl I've ever known that has a console uses it almost exclusively for CoD

Learn to tolerate bad smell and autism.

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It came in a bundle If I remember, does that even count if they basically have no choice but to play it?

>tfw 27
>tfw probably too old to find that kind of Pokemon loving gf around my age like you see some 20 year olds do
I just want a gf that shares my Poke-autism.

What's the issue with dating someone like that who's 18? Seems like a better choice than someone who's 25+, especially if you want kids in the future.

I got like 13cm at best, I can tell you from experience that size really doesn't matter if the girl is into you. Don't listen to the virgins who watch too much porn. Real life is not like porn, you can't really last longer than 3-5 minutes, unless you're so used to jacking off you can't cum without hands like me.

>tfw when no autistic codependent gf

just date a younger girl, fuck all that twitter bullshit about "men are not allowed to date anyone younger than them"

>I missed the pizza again

This is what I get for going to work.

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become trap

this.
and make sure you're her superior at work or something. that's always very hot

She's 29.

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Now here's the deal
Hot, Gamer, Single
choose 2
I know multiple good looking girls that game a lot, but they're always in a happy relationship

user above said it was just loli, so

That's a DDLC girl.

>they're always in a happy relationship
That applies to every girl, If a girl is happy, kind and nice, she's in a relationship for sure HAPPILY GETTING FUCKED BY THEIR LUCKY BFS FUUUUUCK and if she looks miserable, she's single.

I know at least a dozen girls who are happy and not in a relationship

good joke

>Drgus
>Made me feel good for a little bit, so clearly it can't be bad
>Alcohol
>Made me dizzy but it also made some bad parts of life feel slightly less there, so it must be good
>It tastes good so it must be good
>It made my pp tingle so it must be okay to desire intercourse with it
>It's not easy or interesting enough so i'll discourage you heavilyfrom ever doing it
>yo bro remember when you did that really horrible thing that you want to move on from
>let's instill doubt, no matter how nonsensical it is
>masturbate now feel guilty later

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What if you're telling a black guy to stop jacking it AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. scary stuff man. Good luck spending your free time on this passion of yours though.

Fuck, i always miss the good stuff

>cum.brain
>coombrain
what? is it filtered or you can get banned?

what if she's bipolar, what now, huh

every girl is bipolar but you didn't notice, now what, huh

niggers don't listen to logic, so I think he's safe

That's what I was going to imply though
what now, huh

this desu

I hit the jackpot but I ruined it, though to be fair she's pretty bipolar and has suicidal tendencies when falling into depression
5'2, /fit/, a bit slutty. Met her in fortnite and I think she started to like me because of my voice. Then she learned I'm 6'2, then we played a lot together, and then we started to date
Then she realized I'm a retard and dumped me

most girls spend the majority of their free time working on their appearance. girls that play videogames.. play videogames.

based and truth pilled

Well, I didn't download it or even watch the video. Just googled the name. You're probably right

join a (((society))), sign up for martial arts or something.
Avoid DnD like the plague though it's full of degenerates and insufferable cancer

Apparently all female gamers are completely addicted to WoW.

>googled
uh oh

i feel bad for you, only getting incel replies.
if you want a gamer gf (unironically), then prepare for a long distance relationship until you can move together somehow. or you or she can move to you / to her city.
you can find a gamer girl over the internet (e.g. youtube, mmorpgs or other mmos)
it wont be the same as meeting a girl in real life because you'll have a long physical distance, but it's better than having nothing. and also better than trying your best to date a thot that wont really care about you anyways and wont share your hobby.

University

All "gamergirls" I know are insane SJW and feminists

my gf is 29 and is into vidya. i got her the special edition fire emblem for her birthday and she was ecstatic (especially considering how hard it was to find). She's also super into pokemon (of course). 27 is not too old man.

What if university ended and the male to female ratio was like 200 : 1 anyways.

cock carusel

This is the correct answer. Go to a games convention and socialize.
The issue is not really how to get a gamer GF but why in goddamn would you want one? Those types are full of mental problems and other quirks that will eventually piss you off. Unfortunately such girls don't want to work on their problems.

oof

Paying a prostitute

All girls are full of mental problems.
Better get one that at least shares your hobbies instead of one that is ONLY work.

Pokemon. Whatever's popular.

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The Sims almost exclusively.
If their bf plays a game with a healslut role they'll play that, but never alone and never for their own enjoyment.

This.

jizzmind thread

Probably filtered idk. Blame the onion boy mods and their stupid fucking priorities. Yea Forums is probably owned by mindgeek.

>Says they will be over in 15min, guys are in the video at 12min in.

Why cant porn follow its own rules?

Some play "trick the lonely virgin into giving me money", apparently some are quite good at it
Other play "My obnoxious opinions and an internet connection make me a journalist" Surprisingly this tends to be successful also.

We play games. Now does Yea Forums play games is real question?

Reminder that there's a board dedicated to your sissy hypno faggotry

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sounds like you got a shit gf, mans.

my tomboy gf plays CK2 and shit like that- I’m the casual fag that made her play league, and she’s gotten pretty good on her own.

This

My wife only plays candy crush

How do you get a tomboy gf? Where did you find her?

multiplayer games

university.

managed to overhear some talk of tabletop games while concealing my powerlevels, then swooped in for the kill. She used to do play volleyball semi-professionally and just be a complete turbonormie tomboy.

Regular women are straight up gross, bros.

>Pokemon
>Animal Crossing
>Mario Kart
>Just Dance
That's it, all gamer girls are casuals

>hit the jackpot
>she's pretty bipolar and has suicidal tendencies when falling into depression

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>nose piercing
I hope thats not her user, you wouldn't want to be with a degenerate would you?

literally every girl i talked to in online multiplayer is mental, trust me, YOU DONT WANT ONE.

whenever i hear a female voice over the lobby i send them a friend request and message them just for the hell of it, and every time iv talked to them when we lobbied together they are so 1 dimentional ans psycho

I actually think that's because girls were taught to show their feelings from a young age, and thus immediately unload all their psychological problems once you try to talk to them in a somewhat private environment (like PMs). I have several problems as well but I never tell people unless the specifically ask for info.

>started using /gif/ for porn about 4 or 5 years ago
>its really good
>consistently really hot content
>the rise of .webm
>its even better
>this shit starts happening
>tranny spamming
>trap threads
>non-stop blacked shit
>non-stop cuck shit
The rise and fall of a mongolian basket weaving forum board

What exactly was posted? Can someone describe it

Witnessed

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'old up, is that porn made parodying Belle Delfine? this is 1 layer of irony too many

Stop going to STEM, go to liberal arts if you want to woo chicks.

>know 3 really cool gamer girls
>2 of which even have good game taste
>they're all fucking landwhales
I mean I'm no Chad McBuffdude myself, but goddamn

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and people shout and scream about "jannies" and "mods" when all it would've taken is some brave jannies and mods to clean /gif/ up from these bastards

The gamer problems. Finding other gamers to start a family is hard because gamers stay indoors playing their vidya, they don't roam around in the outside world more than the bare minimum needed to assure income.

>Avoid DnD like the plague though it's full of degenerates and insufferable cancer
Eeh, it can still be a nice side activity to play and have fun in, but never to bang chicks
Hell, the hotter the girl is, more dangerous she is in tabletop groups

>views: 748
So that’s why this gets shilled here

Of the dozen girls i consider friends, only one is an avid gamer. She's also lesbian and in a relationship.

They play Dwarf Fortress

Bitches fucking LOVE Dead by Daylight, it's like they get off to being killed or something...

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at least you aren't a self-diagnosed diabetic at 23 and go limp the moment you lay down on the bed because all you want to do is fall asleep, so when she starts a bj laying down she flinches and looks sad thinking it's her fault, doesn't say anything and put it in her mouth anyway until I stop her

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At least you arent that but 27

just get boner pills

>gamers

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What does being diabetic have to do with going limp?

thats Natsuki from Doki Doki Literature Club

When his massive fat fuck body hits the bed, the force generated by the free fall is enough to push the blood in his body towards the ground, resulting in the weakening of blood flow in his dick

This sort of stuff with horny gamer girls lying around in their panties gets me diamonds

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gamer

>be woman
>do nothing
>have sex
They are not true gamers because they play exclusively on easy mode

I wish

>he wouldn't come earlier to play vidya with gamer girls

>What games do gamer girls play?
They play with your heart like it's a toy.

Games where it’s really easy to group up and meet other players so that they can attract a harem of orbiters as well as games with attractive female characters, such as Overwatch, Fortnite, and League of Legends. Maybe some games like animal crossing or stardew valley in their off time if they actually enjoy video games outside of the social aspect but most will avoid single player.

Sauce?

Back to blacked, cucko.

Shit. I guess I really am a gamer gurl. How do I cure this?

Pornposters need to be gassed.
Seek repentance before it's too late.

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Same way you do to get anything.
Try to take over the world.

My older sister doesn't play a ton of games but she does enjoy tomba!, devil may cry and portal. She used to watch me play ps1 games when I was younger, stuff like resident evil and jumping flash. I miss her, wish she didn't live so dam far away.

That is a sick animatronic, what's it from?

Christniggers need to off themselves back to ribbit.

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All three girls I hit up for nudes play dead by daylight

Satan's chosen tribe and their allies need to be gassed.
Fuck off back to resetera LGBTP-nigger

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>resetera LGBTP-nigger
Ironic, coming from some wehratranny

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overwatch
league of legends
legend of zelda

>CP deleted
>thread still up
It is a mystery, dear Watson

>yearning old world order means you like new world Jeudo perversion
This is your brain on BLACLED and flouride folks.
Invest in a water filter or get tranified.

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Its a mystery how this clearly NOT VIDYA thread is up anyways.

>americans are utter retards who constantly project their idiocity onto others
Why am I not surprised?

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Normalfag gamer girls: Overwatch, Fortnite, DOTA2, LoL
Nintendo gamer girls: Zelda, Mario, Pokemon, Animal Crossing, Fire Emblem
Weeb gamer girls: JRPGs, fighting games, visual novels, Devil May Cry

Watch that language. American's can't handle truth.

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More like
>Americans steal and niggerfy civilized notions

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thanks, i've got a thing for pandering cosplay.

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Wouldnt the wrong anaesthetic dosage kill a person? I mean i cant just inject a elephant tranq into someone without killing them

I've not spoken to a girl in over three years. I probably won't for the next four.

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>Do you have a specific term for a butthole creampie or some shit?
cum in ass
it's like this retard shit with "oral creampie"
no, that's cum in mouth

>lesbian
>in a relationship
Come on dude

Why is it so hard for FIFA to not mass ban these idiots? They've been doing shit like this for years. Security should check backpacks anyways, if they find view blocking flags and banners, they crack the owners skull open.

Why the hell would I buy porn?

>neither did interracial

embarissing. just fucking embarissing.

good for you incel
dont breed
we dont need more of your kind around

I’d rather get the pillow than have a prostitute granddaughter

I went out for nearly 8 fucking hours. I get back home, find that this thread STILL hasn't been deleted for some dumb reason, and three minutes later, someone replies to a post I made earlier.

What are the odds...

>What are the odds...
Are you on any medications or have recently talked shit about the CIA or the Chinese government?

No to medications.
Yes to the CIA + Chinese government thing.

Am I being spied on?

>leave thread thinking it will get deleted
>almost 10 hours later and it's still up
Okay I guess

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That sounds like my perfect woman

>Am I being spied on?
Broadly yes, everyone is. Directly and personally? Probably not. It's likely just Chink VS USA psyops throwing up weird coincidences from their bot networks.
That said you might want to check for malware on your rig.

You could land a plane on that 40head ahhhhhh

Do you have any links to the bot networks you speak of? While I was gone, there were no replies to my posts. As soon as I got back, there were three, so I feel you might be onto something.

>Do you have any links
None that I'd share on the freeweb, and especially not on Yea Forums. How do I know you're not government issue, how do I know that everyone else is, how do I know I'm not?
This place may trigger coincidence but it's not where you dig into it.

>how do I know I'm not?
...Are you okay, user?

Not sure, are those neggress? If so, nice game title choice.

why is this thread still up

Jannies busy fapping

I am fine, I just ascribe to the philosophical point that I do not fully understand who or what I am beyond what I believe I am. I believe I am who I say I am, but I may just be a brain in a tank, or some shitposting program. At the end of the day I don't know because I am aware of the philosophy of false ideas and false inputs. So it's a matryoshka. Or you just say "I am who I believe I am" and only question it when others question their reference point. There's a reason no one likes philosophers at parties, let alone armchair variants.

>embarissing. just fucking embarissing.
No, this is fucking embarrassing.

vocaroo.com/i/s1k5N2N3GV4o

>At the end of the day I don't know
But how do you know that you don't know?

And the ones you maybe find online probably live too far for you to care

Fair enough. I disagree, but it's a nice, tight philosophy. Have a nice day, potential brain-in-a-jar. I'll try to go and find info on chink/usa botnets elsewhere.

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Stay safe man.