Smash now has many dads

>smash now has many dads

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And zero moms!
Reminder: Single dads are much more likely to find a replacement partner than single moms.

Mmmmmmmmm

>1boshi drew this a year ago

>Who are Rosalina and Bayonetta

Post their children right now.

Lumas for Rosa, Bayo being a mom is just a shitty twitter meme

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user, did you forget little Cereza

Rosalina is Peach's mother

Reading into it:
>Bayo
Cereza just mistakes Bayo for her mother. She cares but isn't really the 'mother'.
>Rosalina
'adoptive' mother.

I honestly don't view adoptive parents as mothers or fathers but as guardians, but I guess it works?

She adopted Cereza. If your parents weren't there for you, might as well raise yourself.

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>I honestly don't view adoptive parents as mothers or fathers
You sound like a shitty person

Who the hell watches the Lumas when Rosalina isn't home?

sounds like a viper album name
raise yourself my nigga

>I honestly don't view adoptive parents as mothers or fathers

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Samus counts, the baby Metroid thought she was her mother.

I'm fine with the term but the term is a bit dishonest, isn't it? What defines the difference between an adoptive dad or adoptive mom versus an guardian? Vice versa, why call someone your 'caretaker' or 'guardian' versus 'dad' or 'mom'?

Because it implies you view and love them in a parental way as much as an actual parent and they aren't just someone that is taking care of you? Fucking emotionless autists, I swear to god

Big brother lumas

Why would you use a term to describe bloodlines to strangers that love little boys and girls?

>I honestly don't view adoptive parents as mothers or fathers but as guardians
Please tell me you're just an extremely pedantic "technically, according to the dictionary, the word 'mother' means you are the biological female parent to this child" retard and not just a heartless human being, I get that this is Yea Forums but Jesus Christ

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Oh, you're actually retarded. Noted.

I don't know user. Haven't felt the ticker move in a while. Seen a lot of things relating to this irl and honestly don't want to see them again.

No. I just think that people who adopt others need to earn that term instead of having it be prescribed to them by society. Just as much as a biological mother needs to earn it.

Palutena is basically Pit's and by proxy Pittoo's mum.

Doesn't fem Robin count as a mother?

>many

but aren't there only three up to this point? Bowser, Chrom and Terry? I suppose Simon counts because eventually he will have a progeny.

Olimar and Robin, the male pokemon can also be fathers

Don't forget Mario has a kid too.

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This little shit has fucked and produced offspring.

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I thought Stanley was Mario and Luigi's slow cousin who huffs spray paint and lives in the basement of the country club he does grounds keeping for.

I'm surprised Stanley has never been in another game. They should bring him back as a DK villain or something.

>New Donkey Kong Country where Stanley has become a rich playboy and is deforesting Kong Island to turn it into his resort.
>Final boss is him using all manner of insecticides while you swing from the ceiling doing a backwards version of Donkey Kong 3

I would play the ever loving fuck out of this.

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Don't forget Richter, too, Julius had to come from SOMEWHERE.

Wasn't it implied Richter kind of ended the bloodline?

Then where does Julius come from?

I know about Bowser's seven kids, but who is Terry's kid? Is it that girl Terry I sometimes see shitposters use?

Physical manifestations of your inner child don't count.

Rock, the son of Geese who Terry adopts and trains under his wing. Canonically Rock is still a child in the KoF timeline, with the playable Rock in 14 being a DLC bonus character more than anything, and the only game he truly has under his belt as a protag is still Garou which is a Fatal Fury timeskip game ala Street Fighter 3.

If you want to be technical about it he semi-adopted Rock Howard.