Smash Bros Headcanon thread: Is This The Real Life edition

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When Terry was announced, all of the Heros thought it was going to be their Terry. While they were disappointed at first, they quickly warmed up to him.

All of the girls caught one glace of him and got a crush on him. But were disappointed to learn he already had a girl he was sweet with.

Lucas wants to come out of the closet as he has a crush on Ness but Ness doesn't like faggots, Lucas is also afraid that Ness won't invite him to play Fortnite with him if he comes out as trans.

>All the fighters watch the reveals live in a special broadcast room
>Upon seeing Terry, all of them female fighters (YES, I do mean ALL of them) collectively get wet
>Ken looks at Ryu, Ryu knowingly nods his head
>After the announcement, Ridley asks why Ken was allowed in twice

>Ridley places Donkey Kong's eaten banana peels around the mansion
>he and King K. Rool eagerly wait for the next unsuspecting victim along with their slide whistles

>Ridley payed nuLink $10,000 rupees to dress up as Sephiroth on Cloud's birthday
>As Ridley flees he shouts, "I bet Aeris wishes she was as fast as me, huh!?"
>Ridley was later fined by Master Hand due to using unlicensed Square Enix property depictions

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Even Ridley isn't that cruel.
Only the most irredeemably evil psychopath would kill Papyrus.

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Everybody treats Mii Gunner like she's the actual Sans whenever she puts on his costume. You can imagine how annoying this is for her. Even the psychics treat her like she's a fat lazy skeleton.

Kek

Terry tried to bug Rock about what the hell an Undertale is, but Rock doesn't know because - get this - he was born in 1989.

Also Rock has had a kid of his own by this point, but she's, like, three, so she doesn't know what the hell an Undertale is either.

On second thought, this makes no sense because Terry, Ryu, and Ken appear to be in their twenties instead of being pulled from later in their lives, but it's hilarious to think about Terry telling his granddaughter how he fought a racecar driver from the future while Rock just deals with it.

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>Joker chasing a heart
Kek

Based. I like the idea that Sans was actually invited to be in Smash but he’s too lazy to fight so he just hangs out at the manor while the Mii fighters dress up like him.

>there's an active betting pool on who's going to be getting invited to the manor next
>joker has had a joke tradition of put down around ¥10000 on sans every time a direct comes up
>ness and inkling put down around $20 each on the same last direct, both figuring that the cool older japanese kid couldn't possibly be wrong *every* time
>everybody in the betting pool collectively flipped shit and accused these three of cheating during the sans announcement, save for ryu, ken, incineroar and little mac, all of whom had put money on terry

>Assists used to have there own hang out in the form of tavern until some of the fighters expressed to Master Hand that it wasn’t fair to them so they now have their own wing in the Smash Manor
>Little Mac and Isabelle occasionally visit the Assist’s Wing to meet with old friends
>Little Mac is seen as an inspiration to a lot of Assist’s that one day they will also join Smash, Spring-Man especially, the two even sparred a couple of times
>Waluigi has been trying to prove for years that he’s worthy of being a Smash Brother but even after all the times he’s been rejected he still takes up the role of an assist to show off whenever he’s summoned
>Fighters actually get to choose who they summon when they pick up the Assist Trophy, Bowser likes to summon the Chain Chomp, Hammer Bro or Lakitu when he gets it, Bayonetta will summon Rodin and Wario will summon either Waluigi or Ashley
>Spring-Man, Isaac and Alucard have gotten the most talk among Smashers of which assist may become a full-fledged fighter next

Fixed a few problems. Quality's much better.

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>smash thread
>headcannon thread
Just start shipping and we'll be in for a treat.

The building in the background of Ultimate's Home Run Contest is where every playable character lives, and it's huge enough that most of the rooms aren't even occupied. Some of it has even ended up as contested territory between the heroes and villains.

The subspecies of Koopa that Bowser belongs to never stop growing throughout their lives

Giga Bowser is just what Bowser will look like given a few decades

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HEY, I was thinking that too. The old mansion was getting a little crowded, so they had a fucking full ass castle made. Much more roomy, also more places to hide things, like wall chicken.

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Already happened. All of the Young Link and F. Inkling.

based Isabelle getting mad at Wolf's lack of trigger discipline