*dabs on memetale

What did Hussie mean by this?

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Might as well quickstart this thread.
stardust-rider.com/hero/
Imagine you had to play a session with other anons from Yea Forums, how would it go?

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thief of breath reporting in, also a session with anyone from Yea Forums would go to absolute shit because everyone here is a moron

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Prince of Rage reporting, I'd do my best to make everyone nice by killing their negativity but I'd still backstab everyone

I got maid of life, what the fuck does this mean?

you turn into a nazi

Andrew? Andrew Hussie? Is that you?

Andrew, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.

You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.

Nobody will remember Andrew Hussie. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

In short, you are an enormous failure.

Andrew, being that you're about 35 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.

The abhorrent failure that is MS Paint Adventures, Andrew Hussie, that is your legacy.

Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Andrew, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.

Maybe in a couple of years, Andrew, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.

I genuinely doubt it.

Now excuse me, I have to work on Super Smash Bros. My accountant estimates over sixty million dollars in sales.

So is it like gas related powers or something? I don't know Homestuck.

read the chart, you basically are a master of life.
the character who is maid of life in the comics turns into an eugenics-obsessed dominatrix

You should totally read it to get a better grip on how it works.

yeah its a quick read

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True to life then, I guess.
I liked Problem Sleuth but Homestuck seems boring from the ~100 pages I've read.

It gets interesting the further in you go

I thought it delved into shipshit and thousands of pages of people talking on a platform? And didn't the ending suck?

The "ending" sucked because it didnt resolve anything, but the actual ending that released six years later (a few months ago) is pretty good. a good chunk of the comic is meh but its still one of the best webcomics ever made

Pesterquest will end with mspa reader fighting dirk and saving homestuck with his newfound harem of teenagers

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epilogue isn't canon

>u'donotexist
calliope?

see and COPE

Recently retook one of those long ass tests and got maid of Hope again. Must be the heal slut in me.