hahahaha wtf is this hahahaha
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Hahahaha wtf is this hahahaha
Lucas Sullivan
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Jeremiah Jackson
Finally, Nintendo releasing a cock ring of my size
David King
>a fucking circle
After they managed to sell fucking cardboard to people for $60+ I wouldn't be surprised if they sold their own shit with a Nintendo sticker on it.
Carter Martinez
More nintendo gimmicks.
You know better OP
William Rivera
Just looks like it's basically 1-2 Switch but with more features that just "hold the joycon to the side" which actually could be neat
Joshua Adams
i wonder where they found a bunch of actors the size of ants though
Luke Flores
Wonder why they didn't show this off at the direct
Hunter Gutierrez
give me one good reason why you wouldn’t get the same effect by taping your joycon to a hula hoop
Samuel Cook
I'm a strong and beautiful woman of color who's very much into femdom and this vid made by heart race because it reminded me of a dream I had a week ago.
In my dreamworld all men are submissive to women and can't leave the house without a harness around their genitals that can cause great pleasure or great pain. The device can be activated from a distance by a kind of ring device carried by all adult women, manipulating the ring causes different sensations.
If two women are vying over one man they have use the rings in a kind of contest, halfway between a dance-off and kung-fu battle, to see who shall dominate him.
Christian Cook
Thanks, I was looking everywhere for an English translation of the Swedish anthem.
Oliver Butler
This joke doesn't work when you can't tell that it's a swedish poster.
Dominic King
>woah i did a backflip
Connor Ross
Aaron Gomez
top lel
Caleb Jenkins
buy nintendo ringu, stupid gaijin
Jeremiah Nguyen
>Yea Forums is going to be flooded with a pissfest possibly worse than the LABO fiasco soon no matter how good or how bad this turns out to be
the horror just won't end
Cameron Cook
gottem
Luis Powell
can't wait to see this spammed in console war threads
John Barnes
lel
Grayson Nelson
They didn't. They only phoned in Manlytears
Matthew Reed
baseddrones will defend this
Oliver King
Nintenbabies btfo
Sony Chads don't have good damn baby products, yikes
Michael Walker
>He doesn't want to play thigh crushing simulator
If it actually detects pressure to the ring, that's pretty cool.
Tyler Thomas
BRILLIANT
HOW DO THEY DO IT?
Jason Cooper
you see? just like fucking clockwork. buckle up Yea Forums it's going to be like this for two months minimum and then absolutely everyone will forget this ever happened and move on to the next thing
Oliver Gutierrez
need the onions boy wojak using that stat boys
Jacob King
>all blacks are americans
>san francisco gets a black woman, a jew and a gay fuckboi
Based Nintendo.
Aiden Sanders
Ian Walker
>Mobile.twitter
FUCK OFF
Caleb Brooks
>noooooo don't say bad things about my Nintendo even if they are true!
Ethan Parker
The Nintendo Cuckring™
Jason Hernandez
Can't wait for the inevitable wojak edit.
Juan Wood
>girl squeezing it between her thighs
GOD I WISH THAT WAS ME
Evan Gray
Lest we forget
John Edwards
>ahah ahaha yes this clearly gimmick controller aimed at casual switch owners will certainly be Nintendo’s only focus no more normal games ever get fucked nincels!!!!
There’s your (You), now shut up
Colton Turner
Jace Wood
how could you not tell?
Jose Murphy
I STILL don't know what Yea Forums's issue with the LABO is.
Levi Nelson
WTF NINTENDO! I can't believe we are gonna get a mini version of this before the fucking N64-Mini!!
Carter Gutierrez
It's cardboard. You bought cardboard.
Grayson Wright
Okay Bois, nintendo got a new gimmicky peripheral
Bust out those fresh wojak edits
Jack Peterson
Labo 2
Also more material for goldenface posting
Zachary Allen
why are nintencels so sensitive?
Isaiah Ramirez
got em
Michael Rivera
I watched this muted and don't feel like shutting off my music to hear the video, does the audio explain what the fuck is going on? I have no idea what this product is supposed to be
David Ortiz
It's a teaser for the real trailer on Sept 12
Joshua Gutierrez
>comes with an entire game
>completely customizable
>recently updated to include VR functions with first-party games
I mean it sold well with young teens and kids, its target demographic.
Leo Perez
Good for them, they figured out how to work the gimmick into a new Wii Fit. I'll still be getting the Switch Mini.
Ian Scott
Do you really expect some Wojakposting newfag to be able to make a reasonable argument, user? They're literal children.
Jack Moore
>mobile
dumb phone posters
Nathaniel Davis
CARDBOARD
Jaxon Torres
It also doubled as a glorified tech demo for the joycon, which was really fucking underutilized. I mean, after the success of 1,2,Switch, Mario Party and Just Dance, you would think third party devs would understand there is a goddamn huge untapped market for waggling type games, but they just fucking don't.
Ayden Nelson
grow up
Jacob Morris
Brayden Barnes
Carboard VR lenses has actually been a thing for some time.
Evan Parker
>I’m a woman
Shutup
Aaron Lopez
Logan Nelson
>I respond seriously to bait
Seriously, get the fuck out
Jacob Peterson
how global and diverse
Noah Lee
Step up bitch.
Kevin Baker
Sebastian Moore
>this is warioware switched
>this is what we'll be getting instead of a new wario land
Austin Campbell
That's not how a situp works, Toad!
Alexander Collins
>projecting this hard
Seething.
Levi Adams
prophetic
Leo Rodriguez
Who the fuck is Patcher?
Adam Williams
It's one step above cardboard. I seriously hate all the retards the buy into this garbage.
Chase Ross
Blown the fuck out.
Lincoln Turner
But imagine paying $60 for a decades old gimmick that used to be free with products.
Lincoln James
It's SwitchFit. It wasn't announced in yesterday's Direct because it was too good to be lumped in with all the crap showcased in there.
Liam Carter
>owning a hula hoop
The school's gonna need it back, coach.
Hunter Morales
Saved
Joshua Long
>But imagine paying $60 for a decades old gimmick that used to be free with products.
Considering that cardboard VR lenses were never free, and that the LABO came with a bunch of other shit, including a full game, the price is there for a reason.
Brandon Sullivan
>Let's make a new wii fit!
>But, uh, we can't afford to make a new balance pad
>So, uh, let's make a flexible wheel
hacks.
Cooper Carter
Why are snoyboys so sensitive?
Asher Robinson
You're on an image board for virtual toys, you grow up
Christopher Cruz
>mobile.twitter.com
>mobile
Kys mobilefag
Jason Torres
>Yea Forums is scared of excercise
Of course
Leo Morales
Metal Gear Acid 2 for the PSP came with a free pair of cardboard VR glasses. Some Google Pixel phones used to come with free cardboard VR glasses.
Adrian Parker
Told Status: Etrian Odyssey UnTOLD’
Liam Cook
Look I have nothing against Nintendo but it’s their own fault for constantly churning out shit like this.
Landon Sanders
It's clearly two belts that can adjust its length. I mean, I am actually honestly surprised no one just made two belt accessories to tie the joycons to their body parts for a full body immersion game ala Just Dance Extreme or something.
Gavin Cook
>tfw someone uses this controller to beat Dark Souls
Asher Edwards
>Metal Gear Acid 2 for the PSP came with a free pair of carboard VR glasses
Holy shit I remember that. They called it the Solid Eye before using the name in MGS4. They had like sexy Japanese women in bikini videos you could watch with it and shit.
Julian Harris
cbt
Gavin Reed
WHat now
Ayden Garcia
YOOOO
Blake Bell
>pelvic thrusts
Elijah Ward
Liam Kelly
Do it for her
Jacob Wright
labo shitposting was pretty good though
Jack Butler
As a Nintendo fan, I’m ashamed, like what the fuck is this shit?
Jason Wood
Tendies playing the victim card yet again
Leo Fisher
Yea because Nintendo love to constantly throw crap like this at your fanbase. You should be insulted by this honestly
Asher Evans
Did it sell well?
William White
>playing Nintendo Ringu on the bus
>force feedback causes you to accidentally punch an old lady in the face
>she dies
Great system Nintendo
Julian Murphy
He hates anything making fun of nintendo, he would ban it if he could.
Levi Gray
>mobile.twitter.com
dumb phoneposter