Loading screen tip

Where's the full image for this? I see it all the time. The artist's name is on the tip of my tongue.

Stuck in a shit show

>game has huge wall of text on loading screen given it takes well over a minute to load, explains lore, important mechanics, and other things
>later ported to PC and loads in 2 seconds on SSD
>tips aren't readable anywhere else
>no one bothered to catalog them online

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Really more of a story issue than any sort of advice but fucking fire warrior does this, it gives you plot information on the level load screen but those levels load in a second.

>loading screen tip
>game loads way too fast for you to read

thursday

>loading screen tip
>it's actually incredibly useful info I wish I'd known 30 hours ago

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KipTeiTei

friday

>loading screen tip
>remember to take a break from playing every 30 minutes

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>Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines has important lore texts that aren't available anywhere else in the loading screens

Turns out most of the time it loads so fucking fast you can barely read what's in them

Dark Souls does this, but at least you can get the items at some point in the game

>Yea Forums thread
>fat girl crop

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I have it saved just because it annoys me

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"press A to jump"
Why are they doing this, why darksiders.

>Video Game
>Can be fat

Name ten games where you can do this and also play as a female character.

Yeah I can see why this trash would annoy you. I'm fucking pissed off now thanks.

>tfw tutorial only explains things hard to figure out on your own and jokes about the rest

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isn't that the fat fag artist who got really mad that people share his patreon stuff lmao

>loading screen tip
>IMAGINE

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>loading screen tip
>use stealth to avoid taking fights you cant handle
>area pitchblack, i would have to be running to get detected!
>crouch so im stealthy
>turn corner
>they turn their head so fast i might as well be fighting night owls with sniper rifles
>they light me the fuck up
>MFW i was told to fear the future but not the past!
this was non redux just plan old metro 2033

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What game? I think I've played it on a friend's PS3 before but I can't remember what it was called

I'm going to be needing that full pic user

>underwear, socks and boots are steaming

that IS the full pic

I want to steal that staff from Megumin
It's a nifty staff

>loading screen tip
>use stealth to avoid taking fights you cant handle
>actually use stealth to take on the fight you can't handle even if you could sneak past it easily

that is the full pic, you're supposed to IMAGINE

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That's lame but thanks

Keep this thread up, and I can fatpost / buttpost in a bit.

Metal Slug
Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale
Wild Guns Reloaded
Fallout 4
Bacon Man
The Sims
Amazon's Running Diet
Saints Row 3
Fable 2
Corruption of Champions

does this really happen to girls' clothes in real life?

looks like crescent pale mist

Nah, real girls are shit and don't generate enough heat. How pathetic.

>loading screen tips are nonsensical, contradictory or straight up give information about content not present in the game
>you're trapped in a false layer of the game and have to follow the cryptic tip indications to get to the real game

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>playing for a few hours
>game ask me if I want to take a break

Name 1.

>Metal Slug.
Nice.

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Well, it's based on a PnP RPG so the life isn't hard to find.

Make sure you wipe it down first

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>Menu Tip
>Womb: Safe Day

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>BEING AT COMPUTERS

Mission: Stay Alive

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I think it's some kind of Japanese meme, because I remember seeing a few images like it a while ago.

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Is that Angewoman from Digimon?

>Tip: playing this game makes you a bad person >:(

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Half the loading tips in War Thunder will straight up get you killed.

Yeah, but the artist drew a companion image where you see her naked body though

>Buy tip
>"Make sure you have plenty of lives!"
Gee, thanks asshole granny. Never learning things ever again.

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