User before you go can you tell your chad brother to come see me...

user before you go can you tell your chad brother to come see me.. and make sure you stay in your room for at least half an hour

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>3D

>one boob is bigger than the other
do women really do this?

>PD

Sure thing roastie mc3d

>be patient I have Yea Forumsutism

>half an hour
What's it like being a premature ejaculator?

thank you for taking one for the team. The internet janitors are coming soon, just dump and get it over with

I would put my dick in her vagina if you know what I mean...

Happens to men too user, one testicle is usually bigger than the other

could you be a little more specific

>be patient Im a normalfag

yes, often
Very few people are perfectly symmetrical. You should get used to that before you're actually in a position where you see someone naked. They also have fine body hair all over and aren't perfectly smooth Disgusting, I know.

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Sounds pretty gay dude

>see you space soiboi

>user is about to leave the house
>roastie want's to fug chad but doesn't want user to see
>tells user to stay in his room instead of letting him continue leaving
she wants it from user, not chad.

¿Que?

freckled and thicc, well done user

cute tummy desu

Gross. Why do people like 3D again?

YOu motherfuckers cannot possibly be such shut-ins with porn/hentai-distorted perceptions of reality that this info comes as shocking,

Im gonna gag, thanks for the warning user. I'll stay a virgin

A Smash thread died for this...

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>autism
>permavirgin

elaborate

>based and redpilled

yeah you were going to anyway man

As a trans woman, this thread is disgusting.

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Ok fuck you, I'm going to lose my virginity just to spite you now.

Post more mommy now or i'll eat your toe!

no you wouldn't. you would watch someone else and imagine it being you. kys.

As a straight gender-binary man, you're disgusting.

Good on ya lad

Am i gay if i want to fuck her?

Good

Dilate

My dick is bigger so nah, bend over slut

what did he mean by this

Feels pretty bad desu

I-I'll help you user~

lol as if you'll ever lose you're virginity without paying for a hooker. nerd.

When I was a teenager, I remember seeing a flyer stuck to a sign, the picture was a woman topless, really cute face with a pair of geeky glasses and pigtails, and a fine pair of tits barely covered with the name of whatever it was advertising.
I wish I could find that picture again.