What the fuck is this shit? Switch Fit?

What game they're playing?

Mommy?

Nintendo and their fucking secret bullshit...
WHERE'S PIKMIN 4

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>1:08
Someone make a webm please

>A FUCKING HOOP

he said "I did a back flip", get your ears checked

>Paris
>Madrid
>Rome
>Kyoto
>DALLAS
wtf, Dallas?

is it switch fit... or warioware?

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I wasn't sure so I did both at that time frame

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Lol. This one. Thanks

That's some cringy gay leftist shit

>paris
>a white woman
>madrid
>a bunch of spaniards
>rome
>a bunch of italians albeit a little swarthy
>kyoto
>japanese people
>san francisco
>black chick, white guy, and a jew
>dallas
>mexican kid, white family, and a black couple

Looks more like WarioWare. None of that would work as actual exercise.

imagine being this fragile

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Not enough fat jews though.

and thats a good thing

Onions

WarioWare Switched!

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Trying to get back the soccer mom consumer that's been Nintendo's base since 2006.

Get the memes ready boys, we got another Labo on our hands.

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You can make plenty of memes now even with that video. Many onion faces. Wait till the Americans wake up

Is the gimmick going to be that you switch channels?

I don't get how they managed to make Labo look more appealing and less onions

>Wait till the Americans wake up
Its between 3 and 7pm in the US, are you okay?

the outside world sees america as a more multicultural nation than the others, even if paris is pretty mixed irl

Imagine being this retarded

Why are people upset?

We got a video of people having fun

I don't get it. There was a direct yesterday, why not show it then?

>Wait till the Americans wake up
Its 7pm my dude

>Yuropoor tries to make fun of Americans but doesn't even know what time it is

if it helps you amerifats get into shape let it be.

I would explain theme this is a harmless peripheral they aren't forced to buy, but at this point I know they wont listen. So, fuck It.

it's something different not targetted to them, like a new f-zero or some shit

>Developer: Retro Studios

OH NO NO NO NO NO

METROID PRIME 4 FOR FOR THE SWITCH BELT BAYBEEE

Tell me who this is "targeted" to so I know who to call retarded. Anyone who will buy this is a retard, but I expect no less from nintendo fans.

>there are other demographics than me
I don't understand please explain.

my penis in the middle

Wait what the fuck where does it say that

soccer moms

Why are the black people only in the USA?

>wait fuck never mind we want the Wii audience again

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>switch litelets will never be able to experience this

Oh boy here come the ebin wojak edits

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OOOGA BOGA

>it's real

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>Sony president says he wants the Wii audience for PS4
wow fuck Snoi too right

>this is the project that had that robot from the picture they sent Reggie

tfw no KARA BOGA gf

Oh boy here comes the ebin anime edits XD

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Why do I feel i feel Iike this is the new WarioWare?

It's such a pathetic garbage company really.

Always repeating the same one trick pony fuckin' dumbshit time after time again.

The Wii era called. It wants its fucking one-note gimmick back.

Invest the time and resources into making some AAA games YOU FUCKING NIP BASTARDS. TWO MOTHERFUCKING GAMES ON SWITCH WORTH A SHIT SO FAR AND NOT A GODDAMN THING ELSE TO SHOW FOR IT, BUT OH LOOKIE, ANOTHER LIFESTYLE GIMMICK.

Can't be a new Warioware, because God hates me

>Destroys Nintendo reviews.
Psh, nothing personal

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>Switch Fit?
Don't get my hopes up

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If you cant weigh urself what's the point.

Citation Motherfucker!

what in the fuck is this shit?

Im just glad they didnt add this to the nintendo direct
you imagine the amount of bullshit it would have started?

LAD, I need a webm of 1:04, STAT. Please. I'm begging you. This is the most important part of the video that every one of us needs to see.

>I really hate this fucking new marketing team. Bring back Nintendo Week.
Nintendo doing the retard family shit has been a thing since forever, even beyond the wii, tardo

shouldn't she look more like if she's been doing it for years?

Eh, my girlfriend might pick it up if it's a half-decent fitness game. She does 12h shift work (2 days 2 nights) and is unable to go to the gym with me on the days she's working. So she'll usually just play that Switch Boxing game during work days.

I've played it a few times and it's a legitimate workout if you go for a longer session. I'm sure this thing will be a significantly better product. So ya, there are some people for who this game may actually be of use for.

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>americans are so fat they have to trick themselves into exercising by flailing around a plastic toy and pretending it's a fun game

that's sort of cute

People laugh but the combination of people unironically making themselves looking like idiots. waggling, and faux-exercising will ensure this will sell an easy 2 million copies.

BLESS YOUR SOUL user. BLESS YOUR SOUL.

Now someone needs to host a Yoga class with this new Switch Shindig.

Isnt diversity a beautiful thing?

seriously what is this thing

Why does Nintendo make such embarrassing commercials?

Because it's memorable. The main point of advertisement isn't to get you to buy their product, but to make you remember it.

This must be so bad for your back. Stupid.

Thiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssss... Switch has all only shit games AND NO REAL HARDCORE GAMES!
Honestly.....this is why we all love PS4 and Xbox one

You're the retard but I'm not going to bother to argue with someone over Nintendo marketing eras.

Nintendo’s answer to the shakeweight?
I wanna bounce it like a basketball more than anything.
I wonder what it’ll smell like after being smooshed by all those mom thighs haha

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So that's where my cock ring's been. I've been looking everywhere for it.