Oh right, this happened

i forgot her name tho but she would always be in lingerie and shit. what the fuck is her name

The space between the battletits

>potatoface hotter than pornstar Ash
come one now

she hit the wall and it fell on her, damn

How wasn't this the first reply?

>not liking her milf form
cringe

Better as a MILF than she ever was before

>have a friendly news reporter in the past two games they could have used
>NOPE! lets have killed off screen by email and replace her by some THOT from IGN.

games becoming mainstream was a mistake.

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Ash isn’t disgusting.

>Liking some unidentifiable mutt
Spotted the mexican

does milf stand for mother I'd like to flush now?

BATTLE TITS

YOU'RE LYING MORGAN

>they killed off fan favorite Emily Wong via a email

>replaced her with a chipmunk faced, viral licking THOT

No clue why they did this. Chobot added nothing to the game, and was horrible at voice acting.

Lisa Ann?

>the Wall

No woman escapes him.

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It was the first case of female staff taking over a games development and ruining it

>friendly reporter
Is that the one you deck on live broadcasts every time you see her?

IT'S OKAY WHEN KOJIMA DOES IT!

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the milk was already rancid at even before release

Are we really pretending we wouldn't fuck the shit out of this milf?

>trying this hard
Stay cucked.

why is Bioware's "Going into games" machine so awful?

I mean look at this shit

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no thats the unfriendly one.

No it's Emily Wong, you can help her uncover corruption on the citadel, she's a qt but they literally kill her off in 3

That ass was her only defining trait

This is so cringe in 2019

Does she have an actual mission or is it just a talking segment? I'm playing the series for the first time and want to tell epic for the win chobit to fuck off but don't want to miss any content...

>I'm a reporter for a show called Battle Tits

Mass Effect is the last time we'll probably ever see a big budget love letter to science fiction.
Even if 3 was terrible, all we're getting from here on out is cynical parodies.

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no not lisa. i think it was sophie or something

it's just shitty dialog sessions and a shitty sex scene.

I do think you lose points by not having her tho

We’ll bang, ok?

Heeeeeeeeeeeyyyy

I forgot this bitch even existed I was too busy trying to wife Jack.

Don't take this the wrong way but you're a faggot. Get off my ship.

Sophie Dee?

Sophie Dee?

Looking at them side by side, it's actually incredibly actually. The problem to my eyes, appears to be that the lighting in ME doesn't flatter the angles of her face. I bet with modern day lighting, the same model would look exactly like the actress

Go chase the blue ayy lmao or the space gypsy faglordo

ur mom

She looks better now than she did when they mo-capped her.

no not sophie this is pissing me off brb

Its always the lighting with this game. You don't see it as much with default Shep but anytime you make a custom character then they start looking like all kinds of fucked up.

Deemind

So I like a quick fuck?

I'm a sick fuck.

>Kanye

Well its not Proxy Paige so I don't know what to tell you.

She has a Twitch account.

Last game she streamed that I can remember was Sonic Mania with her son. I was hard and covered in warm mommy feels. Sigh.

>Sigh
Faggot

I've been wracking my brain about this shit for 30 mins now and I still can't figure out who hes referring to. There are so many of them that fit this vague ass description.

Stoya?

Imagine being Chobot and doing this then seeing the result is this. That must have felt really embarrassing.

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Would have been fine if she was just like, some recurring character at the Citadel who can interview Shep or be seen talking to soldiers and refugees about the war. But no, this bitch wanted to move in. She wanted to take up an entire fucking room, Zaeeds room, just adding to the pain of ME3's much lower amount of squadmates.

Andromeda crashes with terrible bugs, story, characters etc. Blamed on different section of BioWare making it because main were working on anthem

Anthem comes out and crashes, guess they can’t blame how bad it was on different BioWare team

Damn, i need a milf so bad, guys.

Any milfs here today? Im a 6ft, 187lbs fitfag who loves to cuddle and deep rimming assholes

>>have a friendly news reporter in the past two games they could have used
>a friendly news reporter

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i still cant find her, fuck... pisses me off because she used to appear in a lot of orgies where she pretends to be the mom etc what the fuck i cant find her

is it ava addams by any chance?

na she is like a mirror image of the op pic i am so fucking mad it's on the tip of my tongue but i cant shit it out

I was thinking Isis Love maybe but she doesn't look exactly alike either

it's weird how Liara and Jack were decently modeled off of their references but this and Miranda and anyone else were pretty awful

>mommy just sitting there in her pajamas
>enjoying vidya after hard day at work
she needs a foot massage, with a tongue to help her feel appreciated/desired

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That's the thing with most games at the time.
Flat lighting.

Do you have any other clues to help with besides that shes a milf?

based

>a chipmunked faced milf porn star that wears lingerie that partakes in orgies.
This is a tough one to crack since I've only ever known them from the video titles rather than the actual names of the people involved.

why is Yea Forums so based?

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is it that fat bitch giana michaels?

I can understand if people don't like her hair or tats, but jack has the most picture perfect facial structure. Not even a question who is best girl.

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na this user's got it right
kinda like a chipmunk face but always involved in mom shit

Sasha Grey kinda looks like Chobot. No idea if she does the milf stuff though.

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i know of one with a chipmunk face but she stopped a while back after breaking some dudes dick.

Dont we all user? Dont we all?

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10/10 best girl

name?

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They can get the mesh right but they fail with textures and the hair, they fail hard.

I was supposed to say that she isn't a milf she mostly did fuck your not-teenage babysitter shit. Riley something.

I fuck a 37 year old who basically looks like that without makeup only with bigger tits, if an older woman is in decent shape the sex is pretty great.

>His mind has erased andromeda.

Lucky you.

not riley. a more classy name like sophie or some shit

>a more classy name like sophie
>classy
I dunno sophie sounds like a pretty thot worthy name to me pham

Go to pornhub, check the list of actresses and apply filters
>white
>tats or no tats
You know the drill, otherwise people will have to keep on guessing.

that's what i am doing. no tats from what i can remember. i am going fucking mad on page 20+ atm

unsure if i'm impressed or not

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KROGAN COCK

Gone were the days where you ask Jeeves to search up big tits they have tags for those discerning viewers that only fap to the highest quality content.

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I've been enjoying the guessing game so far

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ME AND MY BATTLE TITS

>we will never have a channel like this again

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>that SFM where she's gobbling an enormous BBC

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DIANA
PRINCE

I REPEAT

DIANA
PRINCE

Sophie Gently on milffox. The face looks similar.

Good, no more ripped off creators.

Isn't that wonder woman's name?

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o shit

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>Why am I standing like a gorilla?
>Why is my face so puffy to my emacated body?
>Why is my hair just a glob of black goo?
>Those aren't my tits, why do I have grandma tits?
>This is like waking up in a Hostel movie!

SHE HAS HAIR NOW?

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looks nothing like her you tard

She's was cool not someone who I would pick she didn't tick none of my boxes dedu

I honestly was confused on why the one room on the ship was unused because I never let her on the Normandy, was years later I found out

i can see some resemblance

Diana Prince?

he's talking about Emily Wong, not Khaleesa Al Jilani

They never used me2 crew why?all that work for nothing down drain

its really not

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>good face completely negates being "Edgy:The Character" who has no personality outside of being the character who says "fuck" the most

I'm pretty sure this is it hamster cheeks and all. If it ain't her than there are six other sophies but they don't look as much like Chobot

Well, you know how it is. 18 months to make ME3, can't afford to make a sequel to a game where almost all the characters died, because our players where the most brain dead mother fuckers on the planet. Better just cut all the corners and make them all side-cameo content. That's a good idea, I'm sure it will sit well with everybody.

Spoiler: it didn't.

Hair is hard.

Jack is arguably the most fun female squadmate, characterwise.

Most porn actresses are nerds or have taken up comic book names.
>April Oneil
>Betty Boo
>Jack Napier
>Tons of Mary Janes
>Goomer Pile

Because they fire everyone after making ME2 and they lost the memo to keep the old characters.

minus the bee stings to her face tho.

Yeah but I remember her. She sort of has the look of the character.

with a name like that no wonder she gets clocked on galactic television

From Disney movies and Commander Sheppard to voice-acting an FtM tranny then head-first into a mass union strike demanding royalties from game sales only to end up doing B/C list voice work for Σοy Wars, capeshit and kids cartoons. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Eat shit, hideous fucking cunt.

Could it be Ava Devine?

>they cut the new player character that would replace Shepard if you killed the Normandy crew
Shit would have been so cash for a play through or two.

God Yvonne was one of my favorite things to come out of this series desu so hot

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rayveness?

lol sans the nose that lad's spot on

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Pornanon has either given up or he went and fapped to something else. Fucking cliff hangers

say that her name is sophie and call it case closed

The amount of content that was planned, but just couldn't be fit in on time for ME3 is absurd. It was a game that needed a full 4 years of development to be done justice.

Jesus fuck they messed up Chobo's face in the game.

Yep user called it.

Jesus user

>Jesus fuck they messed up Chobo's face
na they just modeled it after diana prince

Fuck and I thought I had it too.

God yes. Even with Bioware trying to make her ugly she was still hot as hell.

>born 1977-06-06
damn no wonder she faded into obscurity

She had it so good, if not the best of them all.
And it still wasn't enough. Now all she's got is sidelines and looking like a man. There's a reason the best vidya voice actor out there told the SAGAFTRA faggots to suck it up and get good. Fucking royalties because they voiced a few lines 2 months into a game's development.

Please.
She got what was coming to her.

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I thought Nolan North has actual screen credits so if anything fell through he can always go back to it. Whick is something that voice actors don't always have unless they came from theater.

nice to see my favorite porn mommy mentioned. She old as fuck now though.

I remember being turned on by her but I was 17 at the time. What’s your excuse?

I Agree user

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I LIKE YOUR ASS

I fucking hate western voice actors. Unprofessional cocksuckers, the lot of them.
Mock me if you wish, but I've seen an jap actor in a tv show literally voice-act on the spot without even getting into character and bringing his coworkers to tears.

That is fucking professionalism.

settle down there weebshit I wasn't asking for a temper tantrum

The problem voice actors is that they're connected to gaming and that makes people weird.
Go down to your local theatre and hire those actors to voice act for your game, they're good and they'll work for pennies. It's that easy.

It wasn't a temper tantrum nor am I a weebshit. I was simply making a point.
But they will put in pashion and love because their paycheck is depended on it. Those unionised faggots however think they're on a whole another level despite being C/B listers and doing the easiest job in game development.

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I remember reading a post saying thats been the case for Dark Souls where they hire theater actors to help set the tone for their games voice wise.

YOURE LYING, MORGAN

THIS IS AMERICA!

>Going into games
holy shit I forgot about that. Thank you for reminding me I had a huge chuckle

>this BioWare modelling
jesus christ

$10k for a jacket?
$2k for a scarf?
Shit ... the place where the photo was taken was probably worth less than the two items combined.

japanese people will literally cry about how good fucking instant noodles are if that's what the group pressures them to think they should do

If by pornstar you mean trans pornstar, then I guess.

Goddamn, she was active and attractive just 2 years ago. Women really do age like milk

Lol

She's so mediocre, it hurts. Do you fall on your knees for every tall blonde?

My mom is dead.

No just for Debicki

No just for her desu

>shitty sex scene.
They were all shitty but there was a sex scene with chobot? How did I not know this?

People pay 50k for a virtual ship in a fake game.

Let's change the subject

>first geoff
>next is conan
>who knows who else will show up
This is gonna be worse than fortnite with crossovers

youtu.be/PrE4bz-MCmU

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I'll go tell the galaxy what we've done, they could use some good news

heh

THIS IS GERMANY!

THIS IS LONDON!

Strange, the shear level of soullessness almost leaves it a soul of its own.

>Any milfs here today?
What the fuck do you think, you dumb chav?
Oh yeah, me mum visits Yea Forums all the time, I'll let her know you're interested.

Cheers mate.

She probably sucked off the entire male staff to land that role

You mean she was raped by all the male staff

Jasmine Jae my man

You'll find your dream girl, brother, I promise you that. But you sure as shit won't find her lurking here.

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>me mum visits Yea Forums all the time, I'll let her know you're interested

Fucking a' I laughed harder than I should

>only one person on Yea Forums with decent taste
>its some britbongs mom trying to find out if her son saying "asuka best girl" is an alt-right dogwhistle

I was literally thinking how fucking stupid this was last night. Weird coincidence. Especially because they already had a reporter to use, with history with Shepard too.

Prove to me that anything worthwhile came from this gay channel

she reminds me of my sister. christ.

I miss when Chobot was still relevant and vidya wasn't just another reason to fight over stupid shit
youtu.be/oA2gluemN84

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>Any milfs here today?

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Statistically there are probably milfs on Yea Forums.

All of you people bashing her saying she looks awful, hit the wall, aged like milk, whatever. You're retarded and gay.

She looks like the hot mom that you would hopefully get to see when you visited your friends house to play Ratchet and Clank, and she'd fucking make pizza rolls and bend over to give you the plate and yo'd catch a glimpse of that delicious cleavage, even if the titties weren't all that big at all.

Then you get older, visit old friend, and happen to see hot mom again, but she gives you a double-take and says your name with a surprised tone, followed by "you've grown!" and has to act bashful around you.

Fuck, I never said this before, but I'd make sweet love to Chobot now.

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Statistically you might not be a faggot but the chances are slim.

Yikes

Rimming is absolutely fantastic