SAUSAGE FEST SAUSAGE FEST

Dumb coombräin.

What part of Smash BROS didn't you understand?

REIMU'S IN

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Fighters pass 2 will be all female.

It was just a cool pose. Why do women have to sexualize everything?

I thought you incels hated women anyway why do you even care
women are fucking awful and I'm glad not a single human woman has been added so far

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Last fighter will be Lara or Tifa to make up for it

TRANNY TRANNY

Nooo...NOOOOO

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SEETHING FEST
SEETHING FEST

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>no transgender characters
are there even any trannies that Nintendo could add other than making up an original character?

Birdo

Luigi's already there

dilate

they absolutely wouldn't, but...

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not a tranny, just a woman-hating fujo

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4 games later and Ganon is still the best fit for Homerun Smash
youtube.com/watch?v=soriF9HdJsY

>caring about "representation"
I can't imagine liking a character purely because they are a girl. And my next most wanted character is actually a girl.

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Why do Smashfags call Ganondorf Ganon?

Shorter and everybody gets the gist

He turns into beast ganon anyways so it's for all intents and purposes the same character

Same reason why people call Bowser "Bows," Kirby "Kirb," Samus "Sammy," and Onesimus "Ness." Just nicknames.

at least in the second fighters pass you'll get a female rep

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Here's your fighter pass bro

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Delusional dogfucker.

poor waifuvirgin, dilate

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this. these neets just need to get a life

>buy game full price
>it's unfinished
>all of your friends have the complete game
>pay $25 more for the rest of the game

the projection is real

err wait... this isn't the modern feminist way, wonder if she would talk to a guy like that irl

everyone sexualizes everything

She's in

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I've never played Fatal Fury but I always thought that character was cool looking. I'm surprised he got in.

Kazooie is a girl.

It's just one user…
BUT... He got a point. I love KoF, really I do and also love smash. Im not blind enough to said that It was a good addition.
Terry It's just ken with a fucking.

P.S I hate the fact no streamer knew who terry was, I mean smash is a fighting game and being absolutely ignorant about one of the big arcade games back on the 90s is just sad. Americans ares brainlets.

Only good female characters left to add:
>Lara Croft from the Tomb Raider series
>Morrigan Aensland from the Darkstalkers series
>Kai from the Tower of Druaga series
>Valkyrie from The Legend of Valkyrie
>Shantae from the Shantae series
>Ayumi Tachibana from Famicom Detective Club
>Dixie Kong from the Donkey Kong Country series
>Adeleine from the Kirby series
>Lip from the Panel de Pon series
>Arle Nadja from the Puyo Puyo series
>Captain Syrup from the Wario Land series
You may offer more suggestions and I will approve or deny them.

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I'd love some of Terry's sausage. He'd probably boil it in beer.

>arle
>no chun li

ok tard

>Not including Marina Liteyears

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amaterasu

Denied.
Approved.
Approved.

Cooking Mama

Approved.

Kos-mos from xenosaga

Denied.

The female choices are mostly dumb, wouldnt get past CERO, and just overall are boring
Most popular western female is fucking Tracer and you already know how people here feel about that

>Shantae
Opinion discarded.

>24.99
Don't you people realize you are getting ripped off?

The female members of the Metal Slug crew
Curly Brace

This guest character shit is getting tiresome. Motherfuckers at Nintendo have the gall to put Demon's Crest on their new SNES online bullshit but bestboi isn't in Smash. Weak.

Also, fuck Arthur.

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Why not Edelgard? She's the posterchild for 3 Houses, has a vagina, and best of all, she's not a swordshit.

The first three Shantae games are fun.
>b-but muh waifufaggotry
Yeah it's annoying, but the games are still fun and so is the character.

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Jill Valentine would be perfect

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Thanks for the 4 (odds of 1 in 10).

>it's okay to sexualize men but not women
God I hate feminists.

Kazooie is just a weapon to be abused by Banjo, a male character.

One of the reasons Nakoruru should have been in instead of Terry was to curb the DLC sausage complaints before they start.

So glad I stopped browsing Gamefaqs. Some of those fucks actually want F-Zero to stay dead.

There's a difference between real women and waifus. Real women break your heart and steal your money while waifus do neither.

My king!

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I unironically want 2B as long as Niertomato gets a Switch port.

Kazooie likes it. This has been canon from the start.

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>not SV-001
Approved as a Quote echo.
Denied.
Denied.
Denied.

Dead is better than what happened to Star Fox user.

Being afraid of it getting fucked up wasn't their reasoning. They just wanted it to stay dead because they didn't like it.

Fuck them but I stand by my statement, if F-Zero comes back just be another Star Fox Zero I'd rather it stayed dead.

Banjo-Kazooie has such a disappointing moveset,
hope Terry's moveset doesn't suck ass.

Banjo's was so bad I went back to playing Ridley, Ridley is at least fun imo.

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good i hate women and hate women fighters

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>t. homo

>female with a throwing weapon
i'm thinking she's in

That reads like a troll post

you have to fucking pay for these new character lol. ridiculous price as well. how has this shit been normalised?

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>muh muricans

Back to your FIFA sportsball.

Why do people like this exist?

I like her.

>SEGA
>Square Enix
>Microsoft
>SNK
I expect the next rep to come from Bamco, so probably Chosen Undead.
You might not like it, but it makes the most sense.

dilate

I guess there's Poison, but I can't imagine Capcom wouldn't want Haggar instead, let alone that a FF rep seems pretty low on the list of priorities in the grand scheme of things. There's also Vivian, but there's no reason to use Vivian when you could just add Paper Mario himself.

I think Chun-li makes sense. She's very iconic...

rent free

>Jill denied
>Dixie Kong approved
Fuck outta here

She's cute, but I'd only want her as a Mii costume

what would make for some good, iconic female reps? chun-li comes to mind but we already have ken and ryu. reimufags need not apply, btw.

>They're being unironic
Thank God it wasn't Tracer since apparently thats all they wanted and not someone who actually has gaming significance

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HE'S IN?

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it's okay to sexualize women but not men
>God I hate gamers.

If you want a bunch of Street Fighter characters just play Street Fighter.

it's okay to come on Yea Forums but not know how to read
>God I hate retards

> Still no DQ heroine x female terry fanarts

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Senetor Armstrong would break the internet

You and your kind are a cancer.

>Banjo & Kazooie
>&
>Kazooie

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They're in

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Nope, but we'll get Garou Terry.

Ashley 2.0

Doesn't change the fact she's a glorified assist trophy.

Toriel

>Kiryu
Maybe in a better timeline.

KOS-MOS. Her status similar to Bayonetta

Assist Trophies aren't playable. Cry some more tranny.

>Videogame character

Bros before hoes. Always.

Damn, what a chad.

>female reps
I can't think of any feasible video game character that wholly represents femininity as a concept.

>When the final character gets revealed at its another male

Kotaku is gonna have a fuckin field day with this shit.

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I sexualize him, too. I want to slide my hands up inside his shirt from behind and hold those big muscled pecs tight.

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>Banjo-Kazooie has such a disappointing moveset,
They took his moveset directly from his games, so its a given when there's only 2 games to take from.

How is this sexualized? That's what the average man should look like

His hands are bigger than his head.

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>no transgender characters
I cant even think of a single one. Traps dont count.

>Sans is a mii costume
>Toriel is playable in the 2nd Fighters Pass
>Frisk and Papyrus are Swordfighters
Sounds good to me. Frisk as the playable Undertale rep would've been an awful choice.

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What was so horribly evilly wrong with SF Zero?

Bayo's already in the game.

The gimmick controls. That's it.

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Terry would never do that kinda shit though

t. american sorry bro but she is an actual woman on nipland

That's it? I had no problem with them. But then again I actually play video games and have the ability to adapt.

>Bayo's already in the game.
She lacks many crucial aspects of femininity.

More mass and surface area to pound your face in with.

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god that'd be, like, a best case scenario
>Toriel as the actual fighter
>Frisk, Asgore, and Papyrus swordfighter
>Undyne both Brawler and Swordfighter so that you can have Undyne do the suplex move as well as use the spear depending on what class of mii
>Alphys gunner
>Mettaton Brawler

Lip damnit seriously she an actual Nintendo character and the last one was Piranha plant

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