Do retro gamers really do this?

>fat
>white
>neckbeard/shitty facial hair
>glasses

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Based Big Dick Mike

what a fucking cuck
i bet he thought she would reward him with her stinky snatch
he will donate to her on twitch later that night as well

how much do you think erin can sell her power pad for?

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no matter what is the thread about, it's always about Mike Matei

based

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Imagine the time and effort he must have put into making that, only for her to MAYBE play it once for 10 minutes before going back to getting railed by black guys

he is kind of salty now for some reason
and I don't mean only in this tweet, but in general... he is kind of pissed both on stream and in social media
he may be kind of burned out, or maybe the succubo is taking his mojo from him or some shit

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shes getting by something alright, but it aint black

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THAT'S NOT WHAT A "NECKBEARD" IS

How are you newfags so stupid? A "neckbeard" refers to the fact that some bastard is SO FAT that their neck IS their beard. It has literally nothing to do with actual facial hair.
Fuck, if you're going to insult someone, do it right you buncha slack-jawed morons

>to getting railed by black guys
more like getting railed by our stallion, Mike "brick dick" matei

I bet that dude thought he was gonna get laid

I've been here for 10 years and I've never heard neckbeard used in this way. Stop pretending to be an oldfag.

No, people pretending to be retro gamers do.

someone post the faceswap
that shit is hilarious

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i love you, mate
thank you

feet

Nice reddit spacing you fucking faggot. I wonder who's REALLY the newfag.

Nice le capitalization you fucking homo. I wonder whose really the newfag

You should just an hero already. Go back to whatever shithole you came from.

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I always thought neckbeard referred to unkempt nerds who don't have the ability to grow proper facial hair (Lots of people have facial hair that mostly grows patchy and under their chin, primarily on their neck) but don't bother to shave it off because they're too busy being dorks

YOU JUST KNOW

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>NECKBEARD
fucking kek

Wholesome

And she still didnt let him hit it. She probably banged some black dude who doesnt even play video games.

Mike is pretty based not gonna lie

The fan in me says he's right. The Disney shareholder in me says he can go fuck off.

is mike infertile?

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Actually she bangs mike matei

Fixed that for you
>Do Americans really?

That video is genuinely good honestly

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His wife's boyfriend isn't

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LOL. THE BASED BOY MADE THIS VIDEO
youtube.com/watch?v=4NepOcDcPU4

>wife
mike never married erin

>that title
I can't watch this.

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What a creep

>the neckbeard fedora tippers of the past are now low-t Sóy-filled fat neckbeards of today
Gee whiz, who could have seen this coming?

muh grandkids

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This will happen in the future.

youtube.com/watch?v=grsEAI7POn8

no
also that's not a gamer but a twat

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is it normal that i am physically disgusted by his existence? every single thing he does is just so, sqi boyish. that it infuriates me

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Meanwhile Zoomers make mods for their favorite tranny youtubers

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>gets kicked out of most rental reviews because he's to fucking fat to fit in the basement studio

That's not what a neckbeard is either retard, neckbeard is literal, it means guys that can't grow proper facial hair but will still get hair on the neck and lower jaw and try to call that a beard instead of shaving

What the fuck is this? What am I even watching?

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Bruh, your autism is working against you on this one. A neck beard has nothing to do with flabby jowls. It literally means the beard on your neck (throat). Even beardos and dirtbags shave their throat, keeping has never looked good on anyone. You have to be a lazy, lazy neet piece of shit not to drag a razor across it.

What do you call guys that have neckbeards but still get women anyway?
...
my gf likes stroking it

>What do you call guys that have neckbeards but still get women anyway?
Lucky

It’s not really about having it, if you look good with it (not gonna lie, it’s not my thing). When it gets called out, it’s usually because it’s not an intentional aesthetic, just lazy and gross.

> Still has a cute gamer girlfriend

Seethe harder

literal brain damage

Mike Matei

you are a pretty bad shareholder then. Movies are tanking big

What's this about? I only know who Mike is

Loco Bandito strikes again.

Holy fuck pls be real

Based Mike. You really have to be a souless bugman if you think that cape movies are a cultural landmark. Mike understands that Disney is at its best when focusing on animation.

twitter.com/Mike_Matei/status/1169501645421588480

he actually based

John Riggs obviously fucked the shit out of her. What kind of man would do sonething like that without sex being involved?

I would.

loser mike. he will never have chunk princess like april

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man these faceswaps are fucking hilarious

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It's only a matter of time that this guy gets sexual harassment charges of some kind. Calling it.

most ugly fat guys only have access to bpd females who all claim they've been raped so that is why they are such cucks.

>Sue will never do porn again

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what the hell is a bpd female?

He has 2 little girls and is married. He does repros for a lot of NES games and has tutorials on how to do your own palette swaps and stuff for NES games.

>Mike visited my stream last night
>didn't say hi

Damn Mike I'm sorry

youtube.com/watch?v=8NtCESDAw2k

cape movies are a cultural landmark though

The MCU will be remember for the next several decades, just like how Star Wars was. Anyone who doesn't think so is a contrarian idiot.

Mike is a complicated dude for me. It's pretty obvious he wrote and did his portion of AVGN back in the day and it suffered after he left. Yet I think he's a unfunny faggot. But I also like his solo videos, it kind of shows he has a actual passion for gaming and have a much more somber tone. Wish he did more stuff like that than POOPY BRAIN BUTTHOLE shit.

they are a cultural landmark. a bad one.

Doubt it desu. The 2010s will be remembered as an embarrassing time. You know how the 80s and 90s are depicted as being cringey in flash backs in sitcoms and stuff? Flock of Seagulls haircuts and neon coloured nylon shellsuits? The 2010s will be looked back on like that except everything is an embarrassing farce.

I heard is guy has a huge mungus dick

Disgusting. What happened to cool things and beauty?

He has cute kids. I'm happy for him.

Borderline personality disorder. My gf has it. Im bi-polar. We argue a lot.

>not trying to sleep with your favorite e-thot

we call that matching "el classico"

Definitely not. Dude, the fucking JOKER movie got a standing ovation at the Venice film festival. No one thinks that just because something is based on superhero source material that it's embarrassing. The only people who do think that are 15 year olds who think Fight Club is peak cinema.

One of his daughters is going to end up in porn isn't she

considering 1 in 8 women have done sex work, hes got a solid ~25% chance

Marvel movies are embarrassing.

They are deliberately designed for manchildren and actual children.

>cultural landmark though
How? Star Wars was some epic shit in effects, crazy popular for its time, toys and even games in some weird ways. How did the MCU influenced anything besides... more superheroes macmovies?

>Mike going through an awakening and realizing that Sega does what Nintendont
It's actually kind of cool to see him realize that half the reason he likes nintendo is just because that's what he had growing up

>No one thinks that just because something is based on superhero source material that it's embarrassing.
Agree. Everyone knows is pure mature cinema for high-IQ people.

And? Movies "designed" for children are no less considered cultural icons than movies made for anyone else

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We live in an age where the western equivalent of the power rangers is considered the benchmark for our cultural and artistic output.

God help us all.

>umm akshually...
end your life bruh

>have a wide range of tastes
>like art house films that are just two people talking
>also like big dumb spectacles
>am supposed to hate superhero movies though because???
Guys, super hero movies today are just the Schwarzenegger movies of the 80s and 90s

The Lion King is a remake of Hamlet with cartoon lions.

It is incomparable to capeshit drek.

He better be smashing her otherwise he is a pathetic, desperate chump.

>We live in an age where the western equivalent of the power rangers is considered the benchmark for our cultural and artistic output.

By literally who?

Nigger that's just Hamlet
Ironically though Shakespeare was all about appealing to the lowest common denominator and that's why his plays are full of sex and violence

Which part of Hamlet featured a male character dressed in drag doing the hula again?

No we don't. People like to harp on and on and on about the death of cinema because the MCU is popular when the opposite is true. Cinema is alive more than ever, especially independent films. Lesser funded horror movies have always done well, like Hereditary, but we are seeing huge pushes in sci-fi with things like Ex Machina, Arrival, and Annihilation. Denis Villeneuve is consistently pushing out great films like Prisoners, Enemy, Incendies, BR2049, and the new Dune. Arthouse directors like Lanthimos would never survive in the 80s and 90s, certainly not attracting big name actors for his films.

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By reactionary retards that want to hate popular things because it gives them an inflated sense of self worth
The guys that hate super hero action movies are the guys that 20.years ago would be wearing all black and jinco jeans and writing shitty poetry about how much life sucks and they hate their mom

Damn he really is a second rate beta. I feel bad for him being a nobody attached to toys and posters. I can understand vidya, but kids toys and shit like blankets, like wtf?

imagine hating on capeshit

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Some just hate the fact that Marvel is completely owning the movie market at will, something even star wars couldn't do.

I can only recall LOTR having this kind of pull for so many years in a row. Star Wars fans are seething at this notion their lives love is kind of mediocre shit.

Actually, during Shakespeare's time it was illegal for women to perform on stage and it was even more illegal for them to do so with men, so as a result all of the female characters in Shakespeare's plays were originally played by men in drag. True story.

>focusing on one goofy scene that lasted 10 seconds and is completely inconsequential to the plot

Autism.

>imagine actually thinking it's anything other typical hollywood trash

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Literally who is Erin Plays? And what's with the lolsorandomxD cereal shit?

Why follow someone you don't actually like in the first fucking place. People need to fucking learn how to not do things.

>Literally who is Erin Plays?
Yet another retro gamer youtuber that plays NES games, shes most notable for being able to take Mike "Monster Cock" Mateis dick all the way down to the base

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>catholicism BAD!
>muh white male crime
>gook shit
>ACTUAL capeshit
>dont know what this is
>dont know what this is
>duuuude I picked the most foreign movie I could find so I can pretend to be artsy
>girls being edgy, how new
>80s b-movie aeshtetic with Nicolas Cage, aren't I so hip and funny!
>awful feminist sci-fi shit
was I supposed to be impressed?

Feels weird, I love the original trilogy and a lot of the old expanded universe games and comics and what have you but I don't get upset at other franchises that Star Wars sucks now, I just stopped supporting the new stuff while keeping the old

it’s fake

yikes

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>American Animals
>not Nocturnal Animals
Stopped reading there.

the twist being an exposition dump on how Amy Adams was the asshole the entire time was lame to me

>not knowing who JohnBlueRiggs is

Dude is a radio DJ with a wife a kids and makes hacked games for fun. He's a pretty cool guy.

HOLY SHIT this guy is based

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Imagine basing your entire personality on hating something popular while praising old Disney that literally just aped old stories

You REALLY think you're a kinosseur? You're a fucking pleb hahahahahahahahahah

It may not be good bait, but at least it’s fresh.

Walt Disney was based.

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holy shit her fucking legs

This is what big dick energy does for you

And yet he managed to create some of the best writing the english language has to offer.

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That's just movies I liked in 2018 lmao

I don't need to bring out random deep cuts I didn't like as much. What do you want me to do? Talk about random old shit like the most obscure of taiwanese new wave films or soviet-indian collaboration flicks?

Talk about how much you liked the original Oldboy

Its better than his mineycrafta video.

I mean the original Oldboy is pretty good, easily in the top 20 best modern korean films. The Handmaiden is easily Park's better film though.

Happy World Daddy

>Aggie went crazy from anons stalking her and shaved her head and got a bunch of piercings just to ruin her appeal and drive people away
Why must you ruin everything you love

iono, Angie Varona is a top tier thot like she always was

>shaved her head and got a bunch of piercings
I wanna see this. Can't blame her tho.

didnt know he was a lolifag

>Why must you ruin everything you love
p sure she did that to herself retard

john riggs is maried and has two daughters. he fixes hardware and makes rom hacks for a hobby on his YouTube channel and is a regular at conventions

he aint some sad no pussy getting faggot like yaself

it doesnt take that much effort. there are tools to make it easy.