Finally, a game we can all relate to

>Jesus Strikes Back: Judgment Day is a PC shooter that allows you play as Jesus Christ alongside a number of figures beloved by the alt-right, including Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, Vladimir Putin, Jair Bolsonaro, Pepe the Frog and Brenton Tarrant, the Christchurch Mosque gunman who killed 51 people in March of this year.

>The objective of the game is to kill a variety of different enemies, including "Social Justice Warriors," "Feminazis," gay and trans people, migrants, Democrats, Antifa and abortion doctors.

>Some of the video game boss battles see you fight characters based on Democratic politicians including Barack Obama, Bernie Sanders, Nancy Pelosi, Ilhan Omar and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

>The game can be purchased online for $14.88, an apparent reference to the secret code used by neo-Nazis and white nationalists to signify their ideology based on the white supremacist slogan, "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."

Okay, which one of you fags made this game?

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based, day 1 buy

>videogames don't make people violent retard xD
>n-noo this videogame is violent! It will make people kill!

Name of the game?

Cool of newsweek to include a link to the site 2genderz.org/

> the white supremacist slogan, "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."
What's white supremacist about this?

Are you quoting republicans?

So Jesus Christ and Vladimir Putin is alt-right? The fuck?

Putin is, yeah. Jesus was a massive socialist libtard and is despised by most christians.

NAME?

This is a honeypot, buying this game will put you on a list for "supporting terrorists"

I thought he was a communist lefty fuckface.

Why didn't you just link to the game?

video games with this feel?

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>Using our Lord and Savior for your shitty political games
Fuck off

sounds like a game made by an assmad liberal desu
wouldnt put it past some autistic tranny from sf to spend their time on this shit

Someone upload it to MEGA

Jesus never once preached politics, only individual morality. He's definitely not a socialist or communist, as personal charity is not a system of government. He is fine with whatever government there is, no matter how tyrannical or corrupt. He instructs all christians to obey unless it is to sin. He even support Caesar for fuck's sake.

t. le enlightened centrist

>The game is made by 2 Genderz Productions in association with First Amendment Studios & Facts and Logic inc.
LEL

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>Okay, which one of you fags made this game?
user, if we actually made it, don't you think you would have heard about it by now? Awfully funny how the media knows about it before we do. The Alt-Right is pure trash, but Fake News most likely developed the game.

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Okay, THIS is epic.

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>Jesus
>killing

Not liking the idea of being outbred through mass immigration and declining middle/upper class birthrates is white supremacist. Thinking that white people could be replaced by using math and logic is a conspiracy theory that fuels racism and terrorism.

>Eugenics Royale
alright you got me

CNN can't even into politics.

Calm down there, Cletus. Your shitty inferiority complex is fueling /pol/'s control of you.

This incredibly horrible satire game but sounds hilarious but too cringy at the sametime

It was me lol. Im also black AMA

it's getting stale Chang.

literally just clickbaiting what would've passed under the radar as a flash game in the 2000's

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Ahh yes Jesus Christ the well known jewish serial killer and author of the popular religious movement.

>secret code used by neo-Nazis
>secret code used by
>secret code used
>secret code
>secret

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Can't even news neither

Any of the new Wolfen(((stein)))s made by the Swedish studio.

London is majority non-British. Europe is dying.

Who to main?

Thanks!

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>number of figures beloved by the alt-right
>pepe the frog
but that's a cartoon

I'm pretty sure a leftist made this to smear the right

youtu.be/gbBHNeK3Wus

>Game is complete
>Didn't ask for Patreon bucks from drunken hillbillies
>Game isn't on Steam or Epic Store
>The absolute bullshit shown on the website
Redflags galore.

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based and redpilled, but individualism like that scares people today

Where can I preorder?

Republicans, democrats, they are all the same shit, everything opposed to their agenda is bad, everything in favor of them is good.

The right is already good at making themselves look like retards. A game developer would make a game that actually sells.

And your shitty superiority complex is showing as well, stop seeing the other races as pets that will never do any harm retarded liberal, just as all the other races you are a race and part of a race as well

GOTYAY

> literally just Ethnic Cleaning: 2019
Get the fuck out, newfags. Did you get on the internet yesterday?

It's too late for most of these /pol/fags, all the propaganda messed them up beyond repair.

Just buy my game you fucking scr00b. Dont you wanna show those libtards who is the boss?

It's not the phrase itself that's white supremacist, it's what following through with the statement generally entails, at least for those who use the phrase. The implication is a future for white children at the expense of others.

This whole retarded idpol game going on in politics is all about one group getting ahead at the expense of another.

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>This whole retarded idpol game going on in politics is all about one group getting ahead at the expense of another.
thats how the world works retard

i did not come to bring peace, but a sword. my word will turn son against father, and daughter against mother.

or however it went. jesus knew from the beginning that his word will cause strife and war among the people.

Render unto caesar what is caesars

This feel is better though.

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So the ingredients used is how you determine the alignment of your butter golems?

Haha can you imagine is she farted in his face Haha. Wouldn't that be hilarious

haha that would be soo funny fr fr

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>the nigcel that always gets butthurt over conservatives / whites and posts blacked
Yikes

Very funny ha ha

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u guys are embarrasing.
stop ruining the thread with ur cvmbrains

Sounds like a cool game.

With cheese.

Where are the cute black women

GODAMMIT AHHHHHHHHH

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Hey now user, don't be mad! Be happy instead!

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I agree we have to give white nations' patrimony to infinity niggers and import scab laborers for capitalists or else white people are existing at the expense of others

>could have been a funny thread
>Devolved into race baiting trash
Nigger go jump into a volcano

Being taken by cute white boys ;)

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>this is /pol/tards humor

This.

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>Give unto Caesar what is caesar's
What a commie, am I right guyz

BRAVE

But brave doesn't last.

Imagine the aids.

Jesus Strikes Back: Judgement Day

>spreading both bleach and AIDS across Africa
The man's done 100 times more than all of /pol/ combined with nothing more than his penis and traveling tickets cheaper than rice.

>contracting aids as a white
unacceptable, he is now a dishonorary non-aryan to be slaughtered alongside the niggers. bestiality is only acceptable if your genes are so dominant that literally none of the baboon's genes make it into the child.

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Less whitebread; more cuck shit plz.

>mainstream media feeding the trolls
the internet has just become too easy senpai

>The implication is a future for white children at the expense of others.
Everything comes at the expense of others. Food you eat is food someone else does not eat, a job you take is a job someone else could have had, land you live in is land something else could have lived in.

I thought you people didn’t want politics in games?

You are all so worried about the blending of the races bringing down the iq of humanity when in the next hundred years we will be able to engineer every baby to be a genius regardless of their parentage.

wtf that's blatantly racist
how did garrison get away with it

didn't you hear? paying your taxes on time and obeying the law is the most socialist thing ever. all this welfare, social chaos and wealth redistribution is a capitalist trick. a true socialist always pays his taxes, obeys the law and respects his king.

>send soldiers to defeat nazi germanies
>"lol I thought you didn't want to exist in a nazi country"

We don't. It's the fact that this game, which was somehow discovered by the press, before anyone else, exists only to fuel stories by the media that seeks to demonize us.

>us

You're included too, user. "Gamerz" apparently hate everyone as much as the Alt-Right.

look at this graph

He was aware but that wasn't what he wanted. The sword instead of peace means the revolt and problems his appearance and message was going to create.
Hell, the moment he is captured he asks his disciples to not fight back and even cured one of the guys that were sent to capture him.
There's another story of Jesus telling his disciples to cut their mantle and buy swords and they took it literally. Jesus stops them and explains he meant they should prepare in life, not literally buy weapons.
He is a man of peace.

You Nazi fucks had it right with the Angry Goy and Doom mods - if don't have the budget and talent to pull off 3D visuals, just don't try.

as above, so below. as below, so above. one word can have meanings on many levels, but they're all true. preparation includes arming yourself to be able to defend yourself from adversity, with a sword against wild animals or humans, or with truth against liars and deceptive lawyers. they took it too literally, but they were not entirely wrong.

Not in good games.

if you are white you ain't right

>Noseberg’s news
Holy based

Ah, I remember newgrounds back in the day
Good times

>"Dad, why didn't anyone stop Trump from being elected president again in 2020?"
>"Well son, lots of people were planning to, and the news media was even going to help stop him, but then a clickbait video game came out and the news media decided to talk about how bad it is for 6 months instead. The news didn't even cover his victory, they were still talking about the video game instead"

TRUMP 4D CHESS WINS AGAIN BOYS

White Supremacy means “thinks White people should exist”

Redpilled, but cringe. This game doesn't look good and the flickering lights is annoying

It's hilarious seeing alt-right retards justify their beliefs, it's going to be funny when the government finally comes in and stamps them out.

>feminazis
I'm offended

>and Antifa
But those fags are domestic terrorist that kill old people and children for walking around.

So true!

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by the time that happens they will also turn on the useful idiots, since they will have outlived their usefulness. it will be like the soviet purges. the progressive useful idiots and the alt right controlled opposition will both be eliminated, and only the normie workers will remain to be the slaves, like in russia.

that is, if the government doesn't collapse before anything like that happens.

>it's really ok if there are no more white people, really

I guess that game is pretty SICK AND TUBULAR BROS

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brb buying a visa giftcard with cash

>implying the US government isn't on it's way to being unironically fascist
Hopefully they'll still round up the aut-righters for criticizing Israel or whatever.

isn't this just free advertisement for the game? Clickbait is the internet's greatest cancer and it's never going to be properly dealt with.

This is edgy bullshit, teenagers go back to school

>This whole retarded idpol game going on in politics is all about one group getting ahead at the expense of another.
that's how things have always been.

Shock and awe for the sake of politics is dumb but I respect the commitment to the bit

Seething asian

>Food you eat is food someone else does not ea
Globally, we produce enough food to end world starvation, but the distribution is not equalitary. Things only come at the expense of others when the distribution is not optimized.

There is a dimension right now that is parallel to us where anons on Yea Forums are buying the latest Bethesda exclusive: Nigger Slayer: Tribes of Ham made by ID Software. Would you anons buy it and other altered dimensional games?

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as a liberal tranny i fucking love this. that's hilarious

this makes me sad

I can’t wait for all the “video games aren’t supposed to be political/we’re never political!” crowd to defend this

>globally

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There have always been games that touched on political matters, the political matters they chose to touch on however were more important and interesting than tranny shit or woke nigger shit.

the logistics of transporting food to areas that does not produce its own is both not worth it and not dressing the real problem.
Not everything grown is easily canned and preserved, and the process to preserve and ship that food to impoverished areas and people is like slapping a bandaid on an amputated limb.

Hi Yea Forums.

Get saved :)


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So is the game good or not?

I need to attend one of his sessions some time

Do it, faggot.

Jesus is a bitch, tell me when he dies for my debt, then we'll talk.

I don't even go to my own church. I've been out of the loop for a while. In time

If your debt is sin related he probably did.

I fucking hate you Trump faggots. Die slow

>game where you kill nazis (aka people who want colored people dead) is fine
>game where you kill leftists (aka people who want white people dead) is not fine
Can someone explain?

Can't wait to read about your suicide after some rape accusations by a friend

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imagine saving this. get a life nerd lmfao

Any torrents or free downloads out there? I can't seem to find anything

Lmao get it?

Hitler was born in 1888, and the 14 famous words from Hitler's book.

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dumb phoneposter

Wow, it's almost like this company wants people to get angry because infamy is just as good as fame these days. especially when tons of impressionable and contrarian kids are on the internet....

What a cuck.

Does this also account when detailing bettering the lives of minorities? The expense on behalf of others?

Man this is so outrageous. This is so outrageous that I think we should begin to remove amendments from the Bill of Rights. Who's with me?

Its been posted on /pol/ before it released newfriend. There were dev screenshots.

>/pol/ instead of Yea Forums
at least they know their audience are incels who dont play games