Why does Blizzard employee small children?

Guy looks like he's about to go challenge the elité 4

I do love 19 year-olds on Yea Forums that get their understanding of masculinity from Maxim articles.

>briefcase
lmao are you 5?

You're asking me?

>car
Cycling is more economical and keeps you /fit/

>briefcase
White collar jobs are for faggots

>let me tell you all about being a man

Ftfy, I'm carrying my shit in a backpack and you can't stop me

yes

wearing a backpack is acceptable in the business world because people don't want to lug around a case in their hand or stroll something.

you know, unless it's a different occasion where you just need a bag, this guy is correct -- but personally, i don't even need the brief case

maxim would want a man to carry a bag all the time. you should see sports niggers. they're all into that "fashion" shit and these big guys carry little girly bags because magazines and trends (like how maxim would push) tells them to do so

Because they know how to lure in little kids for the higher ups to molest.

Now this is fucking cringe. Pour out your feelings kike a faggot.

There is nothing wrong with using a packback as long as you don't buy one made for a 8yo kid like the autist in OP's pic.
Fuck, you could even use such a backpack as long as you don't dress like you are mentally 8 like that guy.

>shorts
not if you have fat legs like (You)

we know, homo. it's directed to fags like this

arent there laws against child labour?

>cycling
Yet another thing men shouldn't be allowed to do. Imagine riding a bike to work like some middle schooler paper boy.

Backpacks are fine, user.
It's just that his backpack looks like some MLP merch.

Do you get your notions of masculinity from your fat, deadbeat dad who uses shit he got from the Salvation Army or what?

Backpacks are fine but his backpack looks like something a 6 year old would wear on his first day of school.

>All the angry boys ITT seething at based cyclists.

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shorts are fine if they're not too baggy
backpacks are fine in a casual setting, which blizzard offices probably were

No, I get them from not being a fucking pussy like you.

>stop wearing shorts
try living in a tropical country and tell me this again

Enjoy your dooring

youtube.com/watch?v=dO8XqqZK-XQ

>Try being a third worlder
I'd rather not, thanks.

It's just one guy, dude. There is no need for you to tell anyone, this adamantly, that you're a cyclist, and make a whole post generalizing the thread because of one guy. Maybe that guy is right, seeing how womanly you act about this heh heh

I never get door'd cause I go slow

you're a third worlder amerikun

Yeah, you are so many, Mr. Neckbeard.
It's a mystery why women choose losers who ride bikes over your fatass.

Ah free settlement money from a justified lawsuit.

fanny pack

>this adamantly
>one picture
Are you okay user?

someone photoshop the hat japanese kids wear onto him
and a randoseru

Half these dudes that are just weaving in and out of traffic deserve it.

This, fanny packs are woke. Anytime I see dude with a fanny pack I just know hes got a massive penis.

He was by far their worst artist.

i didn't open your image because your womanly posts were enough to warrant a reply

>middle class white people are now third world because mexicans moved into LA
Ok retard

Awwww is fatty mcfatfat upset about cyclists?

Fuck you nigger. I live in the south and that warrants wearing shorts because of how humid it is.

Kys

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i go on bike rides past 1AM only. i was just calling you out for being a faggot. you know this isn't about just the cycling; that's just something for you to fall back on while pretending you're the only athletic one here. there is no need for any man to adamantly let people know they are a cyclist -- anything, really

>*snort* *snort* if I *wheeze* saw a cyclist I'd totally *burp* do that.

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some dumb boxcuck got charged with attempted murder lmao

It makes little angry fat boys like you upset so I'll keep doing it.

Sorry faggot, I wear what I like.
If you were not a small baby man you would realise this.
>implying I'm wearing pants all the time in Florida
>implying I'm wearing pants to the gym except my dope pink Zubaz sometimes
Once you're a big enough dude you can do what you want. Go work out.

based

Prove it by posting a link to that specific incident. This is what men do. They prove their claims. Go on.

What niggers. Imagine being such a ragey cagey you find this anything but nigger tier behavior.

Real men use canvas man bags

nothing is wrong with backpacks.

>being this womanly
el oh el

I use my grey backpack that came with my laptop for work. Its a boring office job, tons of people including guys older than my parents use similar ones too.

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To be fair, rear view mirrors exist for a reason.

There is nothing funnier than fat NEET neckbeards telling people how to be manly.

>>implying I'm wearing pants to the gym except my dope pink Zubaz sometimes
That's the gayest thing I've ever read.

I looked through a couple of Blizzard accounts on Twitter and Instagram one time and it genuinely looks like their developers spend more time on dumb shit like random parties and events than actual work. It doesn’t surprise me that it’s full of manchildren.

>some fat subhuman hating on bikes
Sorry you're inferior brain could never learn how to ride one.

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But it's hilarious whether the biker deserved it or not.

they make you look like a schoolkid
they project submissiveness by displaying your willingness to cart around things on your back for your masters

hello ESL retard

>on Twitter and Instagram
No fucking shit brainlet. They post the stuff that is different. They aren't posting showing off their desk/work area because it isn't notable. A party is of note. You need to learn that social media is necessarily filtered to be presented as some sort of ideal.

>It's hilarious
Yeah dude. Let me push you off a bridge haha that's so funny dude. Hahaha I have a pea brain.

>Men should not be allowed to wear shorts or backpacks
And women should not be allowed to vote

My bike was stolen recently...

Have sex (although I do agree with you)

what

Every job in creative industries looks like an adult daycare center to me

I'm not picky about fashion, but did this guy go out of his way to buy a backpack for grade schoolers?

>have sex
not interested right now
more concerned with making some goddamn money

bikes are nice. i usually buy a 40 dollar used mountain bike and i go biking at night or in the mountains. it's faggots who feel the need to let everyone know that they bike all the time who are broken men in general

bikes aren't really for showing off nor for status unless you're a hispanic high school kid who ties his confidence to his bike because it's the only thing he truly owns.

This guy used to draw nice porn. Maybe he'll go back to it now.

Am I being baited?
>Why does blizzard employee small children
Vs.
>Why does blizzard employ small children

I don't see any bikes in the OP

Settle down you little autist, I’m aware that they can’t post their work online because most of it is under NDA. That doesn’t change the fact that they seem to have several different fluff events going at once, in the middle of the day, that is doubtless going to take time away from development. Having a nice work-life balance is one thing, but Blizzard takes it a bit too far.

Now this is some real cope.

I can see backpacks becoming the next fedora so I'm probably going to drop mine before it becomes too late

haha this lmao one time i put a spiketrap down right before a turn next to a cliff and a car flew right the fuck off LOL, that's a whole family gone, 500 pints!

I bet bikefag ITT has a gay fixie too KEK

I'm borderline underweight and don't even have a driving license, cyclists still can go fuck themselves.

You could always become a prostitute then you could have sex and make money.

He’s right. Learn the difference between “employ” and “employee” and then read what OP wrote.

This weird ass masculinity posturing shit is just getting out of hand at this point

I want a fucking job goddamnit
I apply for every goddamn store, train line, etc and I get either rejected or no response
Sex doesn't pay unless you're a woman

wait, why do you think people here would be upset by that? real question i want answered.

I use both even when I do home visits for my work. I also use socks with sandals.
I don't see what the problem is and I don't particularly care.

Because video games are a child's hobby, you ever noticed how Yea Forums acts more like children than any other board? Shit gets out of hand so often here that Yea Forums actually has the most filters put in place

I hate people that refer to events in their lives as “adventures”

only Gigachads can wear fanny packs, but not everyone who wears fanny packs are gigachads

>Dressing like that
Yikes

But canvas bags are rarity these days, according to Bethesda

In your porcshe cayman. Wtf why are american kids such pussies now?

> that Yea Forums actually has the most filters put in place
So who's more retarded, the children or the people that cleans up after the children?

reminder, that the thing actually killing this site is the horrendous amount of non english speaking faggots who come here thinking they can be edgy and cool.
This is a huge problem in Europe, where being "le edgy" is considered funny, it's all apart of british humor and german humor to say dumb shit to look funny.
While in america edgy shit is dumb and everyone realizes your a retard for spewing it.

We need to ban literally every country but America and Canada from posting. If you don't live in america and speak english get the fuck out of this american, english speaking website.

Why the fuck can't people capitalize letters after a punctuation?

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smartphones

Yes, it's hilarioys if you're piece of shit cunt

Haha wouldn't it be so funny if I tied you down to a train tack and then a freight train was like blaring it's horn because it can't stop in time and then..haha.. and then hoo man.. and then IT HITS YOU and haha like hah your guts are splattered all over the train and tracks hahaha oh man haha. Wow. Hahahahaha

Working is shit dude don’t fall for the career meme. I wasted my 20s getting a real career and all I have is a bunch of useless money and a burning desire to die. And no, contrary to popular belief money does not get you laid. It gets you thirsty divorcees with ticking bio-clocks desperate for marriage

Get the absolute bare minimum low commitment part time shit you need to survive and just get laid

>and Canada

No fucking leafs

because i don't want to be a faggot

>people who must let others know they're a bike
>people who just must use caps and punctuation on this site
are huge faggots

>le money isn't going to buy you happiness meme
Money can't buy happiness but it can buy me a house, land, guns, a car, food, vidya, and tickets to Madrid-Barajas and Tokyo Haneda

>What am I supposed to carry stuff around in?
This.

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is hope oscar goes back to drawing gay porn again, most of his stuff got lost when tumblr fucked up

>all I have is a bunch of useless money
i';ll take it off your hands if you don't want it

Probably

Nothing wrong with riding a bike, the fags sitting on a 3k euro carbon fiber frame are the problem

>small children

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yeah god forbid using proper english on an english site, Cheers fellow ESL nigger!

funny for me, yes, because you'll get some sort of metal stuck or pierced inside you just for touching me heh. if you were a man, you would have expected this very reply from me

but that video where the guy pushes the other guy was hilarious. the bike made it better

The rats are leaving the sinking ship
Maybe if they had released overwatch on switch sooner they might have been able to survive a couple more years but at this point paladins has probably totaly cornered that market.

"Employ" is a verb. "Employee" is a noun.

His shirt pattern is donuts and popsicles, he's dressed like a pedophile

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Men shouldn't be allowed to be fucking faggots, yet here you are

I have no bias because I’ve never actually played it but overwatch is dead right?

>american, english speaking website.

And just like in real life, you are owned by a chink.

dated a girl who works here for about 1.5 months, ama

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>Owns (or wants to own) a Cayman
>Calling anyone else a pussy

the only faggot is you. you actually see the guy you are replying to as an authority figure which you just must go against. this is the basis of your life.

>grown men in shorts

>White people don't act like nigge-

>Dont wear shorts
I live in Arizona faggot, I dont have a choice

>when I was younger used to think fanny packs were for dorks and old people
>now that I'm older I appreciate how I can carry all my stuff in one without weighing down my pant's pockets
They really are based.

>should not be allowed to wear shorts
You can always tell where these faggots live when they say shit like this
>huuurrr just get some linen pants!
hurrr why don’t you go fuck yourself its 98 degrees

Are you retarded?

How much you need bro

Stop projecting, gaylord

This
Money only doesn't buy happiness if you're mentally ill. For every mentally ill person who gets depressed once they have money, there are 100 that live a much happier life when they do, and 10,000 that wish they had that money because they'd be much happier with it

>>Calling anyone else a pussy
Not him, but there are guys boasting about bikes ITT.

Yes.

Yes I expected you were edgy. I'm glad you think your death would funny.

House and car are debt traps. The rest is why I said get something low commitment that doesn’t take over your life.

it's like i know you better than you know yourself i bet that realization hit hard.

>actually scared
He can't hurt you on internet, dude.

Try to concentrate on something else than sucking cock for 5 seconds

huh?

Money buys happiness if you have enough passive income to not work. If you’re still stuck in a daily grind to keep up with your bills, then you’re literally no better off than being in a low stress job with smaller bills

and you are an alpha male on a chinese cartoon board known for harboring school shooters.

this, real chads use it.

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D U M P S T E R E D

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Samefag

shut up faggot

I wear pants all the time in Texas, but my job demands it and I sneer at the kids wearing shorts and t-shirts who will never be promoted. I'll bet you a dollar the guy who wears slacks and a long sleeve shirt isn't posting "aw shucks i got fired from blizzard today" tweet.

Employee in this contest can be a verb too.

>men should not be allowed to wear shorts
How fucking high were you when you made this post?

>house
>debt trap
Rates are basically sitting at inflation levels, shit is a no-brainer over renting

imagine being so pathetic and worthless that your claim to fame is not wearing some fucking shorts

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jokes on you, I’m in a shitty union job and they’d never promote/fire somebody based on what they wore

Can't he fucking write properly Jesus Christ

Compliments the tacky statue well. Quintesentially Blizzard.

Eyy, nutsac?

there is literally nothing wrong with MLP

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all teenagers like edgy humor

I wear shorts all the time. On the golf course. I don't wear them to fucking work, you moronic cunt.
>mfw I busted up the steelworkers trying to get their mitts on one of our sites and fired the ringleaders for cause so they didn't get unemployment
youtu.be/9tel5GGGhM4

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>tacky statue
it looks like it's made of plastic

Blue collar detected.
I don't know how blizzard runs their business, but big tech companies hand out laptops to employees and let you work from where ever you want.
Nobody carries their laptop in a briefcase, thus a backpack is common.
The backpack of that faggot in OP's pic looks hellishly stupid tho

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I'm having genuine trouble understanding this guy's body. Is he standing on his knees or is he missing legs? How the fuck can his upper body be this long?

Why do soibois say "on to new adventures" every time they got shitcanned?

he's tall and she's standing on something next to him.

are you this retarded?

Yea Forums is an American language
Learn American or get out, indian retards

based spiderman

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a fanny pack?

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Why does Blizzard like the horde so much?

>Why does Blizzard employee
Learn English third-world shit stain.

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>Yea Forums gets triggered over anons bashing backpacks

Wow no wonder why you guys can't get laid. You don't really go around with a backpack, right?

the way he dresses he unironically looks like the big kid from the retard class

17 years old who think they are going to be the next eminem use that

tell me how to carry everything to the beach or to a open party

>Why do a bunch of West Coast progressive clique liberals like the fantasy equivalent of niggers, jews, and illegal migrants?
Gee wiz thats a brainbuster

Niggers

I mean you need a place to live and it’s definitely a good time right now, but with all the extra bills you basically end up spending the same amount or more as renting. I have a house cuz I don’t want to deal with landlords and shit but it really comes down to personal preference. “Houses are investments” is a meme and you won’t make money off of it unless you already have enough to afford a residence and other property to rent out.

I carry a backpack when I go on dates with my gf during the weekdays.
She gets visibly wet whenever I take an umbrella from it after it starts raining.

It's also a great place to store your rubbers.

Who takes a backpack to a fucking party lmao

a car

fucking nice

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name a company that has fallen harder than Blizzard.

union workers are such scum

Nowadays backpacks are common in blue collars company too.
The only retards who think that "serious and manly" workers use briefcases or some shit like that are the autistic NEETs who get their knowledge about work from movies and TV shows.

It's funny because if someone (likely a Eurofag) recommends a mailbag, you know Yea Forums is just gonna mock them for using a man purse.

Just use what you need for your purposes (but if you're going to work with your bag stuffed like it's a camping trip, you have issues)

I drive by Blizzard HQ on the daily.
Yes the people that work there are as autistic as you think.

>ok i'm going to pick water to the car
>and food to the car
sounds like a great idea
anyone who brings a few bottlles and food

I use a laptop case because everything I fucking need is in my laptop.

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Agree,
But what the hell are blue collar companies?
Blue collar is manual labor worker.

GOT HEEEEM

Based.

It’s also really handy for holding my switch and vape

Nigga, you're really reaching with this backpack thing. Coolers exist.

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We are talking about normie parties not your aunt's birthdary, user.