How would you fix the Metroid series? Should it go back to being a 2D side scroller?

>that bulge

SHITHOLE REMODELING mechanics

If I could go back in time and erase Zero Mission I would. That game is undoubtedly the cause of everything wrong with Metroid.
I don't even feel the need to hang shit on Other M because it was simply a symptom of Zero Mission's fuckery.

First thing I looked for.
Trannies are the worst scum of society. Parents are ashamed. Thankfully for their next child they can do better.

>trannies are scum
>first thing I looked for was bulge
alright man

>confusing puffy for bulge

Primehack is pretty good

a game where you play as space pirates making a space pirate base with tubes 'n shit that other players will need to go through and raid like that one top-down game i forgot the name of when

Just release Dread already.

>How would you fix the Metroid series?

By doing nothing? What there is to fix?

god, I just found out there's a way to scrub that horrible fucking pinterest site from all your search results and it actually works
time to fap

whatever those vagina bones are, it hurts my nutbladder to look at

>Not sure what this is
>google it
youtube.com/watch?v=lZJm7TrEr5I
The lack of lock on and the lack of that godawful Prime 3 "freelook" make this look so fucking awesome. Shame my PC is shite.

That's what I meant. That's some impressive puffy 10/10

>they quickly realized the Metroid fanbase is not one to be messed with

Nintendo needs to realize a lot of things when Metroid is concerned. Remember when Retro pitched a Metroid game that would involve Samus hunting bounties across the galaxy and Nintendo rejected that because they think doing bounty hunting is out of character for Samus? Yes, they think its out of character for a bounty hunter to go hunt bounties, because as it turns out, Nintendo literally had no fucking clue what a bounty hunter was when they called Samus that.

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Reminds people that the real Samus Aran is a strong, tall, amazon warrior.

I'd like to see another try at a 3rd person Metroid honestly

Remember when Not Real Interactive pitched a Half Life game that would involve Gordon Freeman sitting in a lab trying to nigger rig software that really wasn't made for that sort of statistical analysis in between swirling beakers around and Valve rejected that because they think jerking off in an office for all eternity is out of character for Gordon?

It already went back to being a 2S side scroller so there is nothing to fix, shitposter.

What even is Samus then? Just another member of the space military?

KB+M controls make Metroid Prime look like
a Quake-Unreal hybrid desu

give her a plucky young sidekick

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I know for a fact that she doesn't have a dick

Get rid of the Zero suit so that all these thots stop pretending they play Metroid.

according to Other M, apparently so

what a dick
I don't think infetterance is even a word

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*2D

The kid isn't wrong.
Did you make sure to scan them each individually?

Metroid Maker

Where were the sexy cosplayers at walmart when I was a kid? Kid hit the jackpot and he probably doesn't even know it.

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Based kid
Also
>Zero Suit Sammus

>"excuse me, miss. You have a nice bum."

Based chaddie

I know what you were trying to do, but that was a pretty retarded comparison. Metroid fans actually want to see Samus hunting bounties contrary to Half-Life fans who I'm sure don't want to see Gordon Freeman sitting in an office all day.

why do people cosplay when going shopping? like that miku girl at gamestop

Literally an space warrior, thats how they called her in the original Metroid manual.

>I know what you were trying to do
Good, then I won't have to see any more equivocation between a character's actual role and what's on their resume.

You just know

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The main series sill always be made by 2D side scrollers, with the ugly exception of Other M.

I would like a proper 3D game in 3rd person, though. A proper one, not some linear cinematic bullshit.

Too bad they'll never make one.

Attention and a mild exhibition fetish.

has anyone got any creepshots of cosplayers doing normal shit?

Based kid

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You mean Space Hunter.

cringe

that belly button is so badly placed, looks like some bad drawings with bad anatomy

too low?

her real button must be like 2 inches higher

kid shoulda gropped it

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vocaroo.com/i/s1k5N2N3GV4o

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it is

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Based coomposter

I guess they meant mercenary?
She acts like some hero unit from an RTS - only open for hire for one side, but doesn't do shit unless hired or attacked.

A Space Hunter

As a Metroid fan, I just want Samus massive planets, finding upgrades, and killing awesome bosses.

I also want Samus massive planets

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*on

She looks like she fucks ______ guys.

Go back to int you fuckwad

cute tum.

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Young

little guys

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tbqh the bulge in OP's pic looks like an illusion due to the lens flare. It certainly did not look like a puffy to me at first glance. I thought maybe photoshop which is when I noticed the lens flare.

>Filtered and shopped so badly that the background and her suit literally look like a painting with her face filled with dis-proportioned features from overshooping is just juxtpositioned over it

she's cute

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>Wear buttpads, bad wig, and cheap ebay costume
>Go into nerf gun section
>Make up a "yup, that totally happened" story about your ass getting complimented
>Trick every underrage on Yea Forums

You guys do know you can literally see the outlining of where her buttpads begin, right?

>how people view samus

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>every Metroid related pic in this thread except one is some form of Samus waifu shit including vapid whores dressing up in a blue latex fetish outfit

People don't even fucking know what Metroid is anymore, all they know is "that blonde chick from Smash." That's the key fucking problem here, getting away from that toilet bowl of shit is the first step that needs to occur.

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Make it a visual novel

>who samus actually is like

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Technically, yes. According to the original game's manual, she was part of a force specifically meant for combating space pirates, that operated on a bounty system.

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If OP had intended for this to be a serious metroid dicussion he wouldn't have opened up with cosplay. Are you too autistic to know when you enter "thinly veiled" threads?

fegalvao on instagram

Copy Doom but with metroid flavour.

>implying I haven't been splooging to samus since before smash was a thing
go whine about peoples' "girl fetish" somewhere else faggotron

What we need to do is ban Smash discussion on this board and force Hiro and the mods to make a Smash and Sony board to get rid of the faggots.

bruh

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Pe-Peruvian BBCs such as my-myself were meant to han-handle Latina Criollas bl-llancas.

The Prime games are great just make another exactly like that.

The main issue is the controls will necessarily be a downgrade from the sublime wii pointer.

it's either photoshop'd or the clothing is painted darker there to give an illusion of more defined muscles

Primefags are too popular to go back with side scrollling

It should let me see Samus’ asshole

Yeah it's quite stellar. Definitely gonna keep my eye on it. Never knew how much I wanted a pure FPS Metroid until just now.

minimize zero suit usage
make a first person game with free-flowing movement, strong atmosphere, and exploration, titanfall 2 exists, we have the technology to do good and easy to pick up skill-based first person platforming at this point

Fucking laughable post.
Why would that be mutually exclusive to a game where Samus hunts bounties? Ever heard of escalation? Are Metroid fans this retarded?

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It was a fucking laughable retort.
>yeah b-b-but space bounties are cool

Yeah, space bounties are cool compared to Gordon Freeman doing shit in his office. Is this comparison truly too much for your brain to handle?
>Are Metroid fans this retarded?

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Yeah. That's also not what the argument was about. Dropping the point entirely and running with your tail between your legs isn't a good look.

I know that's an unpopular opinion but I want more natural level design in Prime 4. Random elevators, tubes and magnetic rails scattered around the world won't cut me out after Dark Souls has shown that Metroid style level design can be possible in 3D without those(except random elevators).

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>That's also not what the argument was about
wtf? user mentioned Retro's pitch about Samus doing bounty hunts, anon2 tried to be clever and give an extremely shitty comparison to a hypothetical video game about Gordon Freeman's day job, user calls out anon2, anon2 gives a really laughable post, now we're here.
>Are
>Metroid fans
>This
>Retarded

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Made for the BBC

Thank fuck someone else thinks so.

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>wtf? user mentioned Retro's pitch about Samus doing bounty hunts
Reiterating that she's a bounty hunter, and should hunt bounties because that's what bounty hunters do 3 or 4 times. That's all that post was. Comparison holds.

PHAZON DODGING

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stop posting this ugly sow

>Comparison holds.
Gordon Freeman jerry rigging software and Samus hunting bounties are not worthy of comparison in reference to a concept for an enjoyable video game.

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see

>2.5D
>circle pad for movement with no d-pad option

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Yeah, nah. That's enough outta you.

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Recycled points get recycled responses.

Make it like super metroid except samus is real and she sucks me off

What happened to this guy?

Right.

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There's a guy in there? Is he okay?

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>Why would that be mutually exclusive to a game where Samus hunts bounties?
It sounds good on paper but only on paper.

Just takes a little imagination.

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Marry the dig-to-find-it lore and general art style of Prime with a BotW style open world, albeit with more focus on "hell run" style environmental hazards and subterranean/vertical exploration. Late game might have exploration to surrounding asteroids, pocket dimensions, etc.
Also implement that one user's idea about environmental beams stacking with beam altering upgrades. Ice + spazer equals ice shotgun, wave + long equals anti-vehicular sniper, etc.

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Chunky arm canon is so much tastier than the Other M pea shooter

They made the right choice with SR.

Crazy comparing this to how big she is now.

I knew it, this was just a thinly veiled post more cosplay thread.

Where's the muscle?

user dont, I've been on nofap for weeks

for fucks sake why do I expect anything less from Yea Forums

3D is ok. They just need to implement breakable terrain. So Samus can really go cave exploring again. Imagine being able to shoot your own path from room to room.

It's fine, Japan doesn't really care about it much (porn aside) but it probably benefits from not being milked to death with mostly mediocre games like Fire Emblem and to a lesser extent Zelda and Mario are.

Bring back the other Hunters. Sylux is probably coming back, but Weavel and Kanden were pretty cool and should be brought back too.

We posting ZSS cosplayers now? Dont stop

Any /fit/ cosplayers at least?