Steven Universe: Save the Light on Steam worth the $24.99?

you dont even have to have watched the show to understand the movie considering how much exposition that we already know is in it
this movie was designed for newcomers to steven universe which is why the entire middle half of the movie was just filler that explains who each character is

>Steven Universe
Kill yourself.

Yeah, that where the character in OP's pic is from. It's pretty good, easily better than seasons 3-5. Also they recap the show in the first 5 minutes so you don't have to worry about missing plot points if you didn't see much of the show.

How the fuck does this tumblr-tier, creepy tranny cartoon even have a following on this site of all places?

Evil Spinel is the first time I liked a su design

>why do they keep calling me a tranny? How did they knew?

I've heard it's pretty decent. If you like Paper Mario, you'll probably like this.

>he asks, on a site with a board dedicated a commercial for toys for little girls

because Greg is based

>Also it was better than enter the florpus

Dunno if it was better desu
but also i'm kinda biased on invasor zim since i watch him since i was a child and always loved it so.

Thanks, I'll check it out.

because the music is nice and we want to put our dicks in the gems

>spoiler
not watched that yet, but the SU movie was surprisingly good. Plot was weak, but the animation/music was good, and characters (reset pearl and spinel in particular) were great fun

It's definitively tumblr to a high degree but it's not completely devoid of good qualities. Curiousity got me into it. Probably the same way a lot of people got into mlp.

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The muscledike? The neurotic one? The short fat one? The rape victim? The goblin? The fat mom?

hearing the Giant Woman song legitimately got me watching the series

Yes

I never watched this show but i like what i've seen of this girl here.

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Agreed
I liked seeing the pre-Rose gems too, it felt like it strengthened their bond to Steven

>bean head CalArts shit
Vomit

all of them but muscledyke and goblin.

Imagine if the diamonds had the depth of Spinel
God what a shit ending that was

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she's even cuter in the movie than in pictures

Exactly, there's space rock pussy for all types.

Each board is different. Yea Forums has always been independent of the rest of the site. The problem is, Yea Forums infested it in the same way /pol/ infested this board.

The smug shortstack Cirno clone and the Diamonds

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Wasn’t this show being attacked by parents due to the obvious trans/gay agenda they were pushing.

begone chr*stcuck

>muh /pol/ bogeyman

Gross show.

>Yea Forums is all smash
>Yea Forums is all Steven Universe
AAAAAAAAA

It's surprisingly good but quite buggy.

Are we going to see the Diamonds get rejuvenated in the season 6?

There's also a phone game prequel that's like $2. Not nearly as good, buts it's great for a phone game.

>dropped SU just before the last season
>no regrets because ending was absolute fagshit
>movie comes out
>it's also fagshit but everyone's saying the stretchy purple girl is literally the best thing this show ever had
Lord help me for I am tempted

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I want to fuck that gem

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>muh Yea Forums boogieman

it's not worth it, all her character development gets thrown out of the window in the last twenty minutes

It pains me that I can't tell you fags to >>Yea Forums in this instance

The thing is that her redemption is believable and her motives are perfectly understandable

It’s probably a tranny so that’s likely

Because not everyone is retarded enough to not give something a chance because some retard on Yea Forums types "creepy tranny cartoon" and considers the matter closed

is pretty chill and the scenery is comfy af so yeah

So if Republicans exist in Steven Universe why does Rebecca Sugar never show the Government? Surly all this anomalous shit happening at Beach City would prompt some kind of government response because Republicans exist.

>tfw unironically find her hotter than the more human-shaped gems
sometimes my boner is alright

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why would they care as long as it's only effecting one small town? republicans don't care about anything unless it affects them (or their profits) directly

It's an alternate universe where supernatural beings like the gems just exist naturally alongside humans, like wildlife or something.

Same

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I'd say the same to you but there's already a 40% chance of that happening.

Evil Spinel makes my dick diamonds.

no it doesn't

the gems have been in america even longer than the white men, so yeah it's weird that terrified republicans haven't somehow tried to get rid of them

>low-level recon gem takes 42 episodes to go from mortal enemy to friend of the main cast
>most powerful gem and absolute leader of the race took about 3 episodes and a witty comeback to go from enemy to wanting steven's dick

it's ok the movie killed everyone who wasnt in the town so there's no reason to show the goverment anymore

Despite what Yea Forums will say because of politics, the game is a simple but really good RPG. It’s somewhat turned based so if you take too long deciding your roll you could get attacked, but even then you can dodge the hit with a good timed dodge. Small platforming segments in between fights, puzzles everywhere, and collectables per area.

Definitely worth the price, first RPG in a long time I actually beat 100%.

It's almost like... nnngghh... it's like... aaaAAaauaauggghh... sorry, my brain is hurting trying to figure this out, but... it's almost like... a film... is shorter... than 42 episodes of a show...? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH MY NEURONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I love her old school cartoon design
I want her to wrap me around with her rubber limbs and drain my balls dry

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Your idea is based, but your comment is cringe

It's because she's the only gem with eyelashes.
That's literally it, the eyelashes make them 200% more attractive no matter what.

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he's talking about peridot and the diamonds you fucker

I'm talking about the finale you nonce.

I kinda imagined there is no real government
I dunno, like the towns are all just little city state villages or something.

He wasn't even talking about the movie though idiot.

this looks wrong
should at least be the same color as their hair or something

Is she chaotic cute?

also do i need to watch the whole series to understand the movie?

they make a joke about this in the movie

here's a better one

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More like insane cute, I like the part when she one hit kills the main gems at once.

Cute

They shoehorned an amnesia plot for the first two thirds of the movie just for the sake of exposition so probably.

I feel like that's kind of the point. The diamond family and the gem empire itself was so poorly structured that it didn't take much to shake it up. It was completely dependent on white diamond being a perfect god figure so just proving that she made a mistake even once destroyed everything.

Would you?

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>Is she chaotic cute?
yes, her whole backstory is she gets ditched and becomes turns obsessive yandere mode, but she gets "reset" back to her cute innocent playful self - you get the best of both really.
>do i need to watch the whole series to understand the movie?
no, you get a backstory for most of the major characters anyway, anything else is just references and doesn't require much knowledge of the show.

>upper-right Peridot

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>that peridot

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of course not
what the fuck is this question even?
anyone over 10 that likes this series should seek help inmediately.

the gem empire was about as poorly structured as the show
I'm glad we got three different episodes of sadie getting stage fright instead

Because that's not how the US government works.

WOULD I?

Also I forgot I was on Yea Forums because there's a Yea Forums thread with an user talking about smash.

There really wasn't much else airing when I picked it up

Nice, i love cutie crazies.
Ah cool, i might watch it wherever it's on then!

After seeing enter the florpus and SU movie
i don't get it why Rocko moderns life was so bad compared

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I would run towards her with my throbbing cock out like a wild animal and then fuck her as hard as I possibly can until my balls get so dry it hurts to move.

It is genuinely good and I like it, watched from the beginning. Some would say otherwise, but I don't think there are really any worthless episodes except for the 2 or 3 about the mail man.

Show has good songs, lots of feels, and managed to be a nice middle ground among other shows like Adventure Time which lost all its charm in favor of 2deep4u shit and straight up retarded goofy shit like TTGo.

The fanbase sucks and it gets a bad wrap for being "sjw" but I would say most of the values of the show are about fostering healthy interpersonal relationships with other people than "queer=good"

why are tranny universe threads allowed but Hiveswap/Pesterquest ones aren't?

Because hussie is a fag and so are you

people still remember the homestuck fandom shitting up literally every website and refuse to let it happen again

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>outdated jokes
Along with the the sad reality that Rocko Modern's life didn't need a movie or reboot ever.
The show is a product of it's time, I will say the voice acting is great but everything else is pretty mediocre even if the movie got released when it originally was suppose to be.

Andrew? Don't make me say it again, you lost.

If it's anything like Attack the Light I'd say absolutely not.

I don't watch this show. What's so great about this character?

They show the crystal gems in the painting of Washington crossing the Deleware in universe when Steven finds out they are all 1000s of years old.
They are probably officially considered immortal Patriots who are beyond reproach, founding fathers of America.

She is insane and has stretchy limbs, didu nuffin, she is just taking well deserved revenge.

She's fun and bouncy

>never watched a SU vid
>get bombarded with movie (part x) vids out of nowhere

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same
I literally dont know anything about the show except some people want to fuck the weird trans girls

She's the loser of a game that nobody knew they were playing.

Because SU has a game unlike Homosuck lmao

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wich of the gems wants steven's dick?

youtube.com/watch?v=5z9mWs_KHSo

Lapis and Spindel.
Maybe the diamonds.

Yea Forums actually lost its shit when the show made a sanic reference and I remember there being a time when people used SU reaction images a lot here. It wasn't really until the 3rd season that there was significant backlash against it.

Let me save you time, user.
>Steven and friends finally meet Diamond
>Diamond is stubborn mother-figure cray cray
>Steven with his power of friendship and love makes Diamond blush
>Diamond suddenly friendly

That's literally it, I'm not even joking.
It's why people say it sucked ass.
Spinel is ironically a better villain than Diamond

Almost all of them but especially Lapis

Spinel, Lapis is tsundere for him, Pearl guiltily wants him

Fuck outta here with that calarts shit

Are you kidding? For weeks we were having the "what class would you be in sburb" thread that was just made like that to trick mods into thinking it was about a game.

>SJW cartoon
you deserve to be put down like the bitch you are

>Watching SJW Universe
Yikes.

no, it was a phone game that costs 5 bucks. why would you pay 25 for it.

also, teh movie was actually decent and way better than the actual fucking show.

His 3 giant aunts.

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The horse show had a better ending.

That one was funny but I was more impressed by the Gitaroo Man reference right next to it.

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youtube.com/watch?v=U_-OC7ARpRg

Just search Yea Forums archives for mega.nz and try the links, it's usually always the most posted one if it's just a few days after

>What's so great about this character?
Because her character is probably the most human of all the SU cast and everyone can relate to her plight.

steven universe hasn't ended, troll.

>Lapis
>tsundere
How?

you forgetting how much of a cold ass bitch she was in earlier seasons?

I'm curious too. Lapis was pretty much always nice to Steven and was only a bitch to other gems.

I don't watch this show but I want to fuck Pearl the most

>anti-climactic timeskip
Surely you jest.

she did say in the movie how she was on the fence over killing steven, merely pretending to be joking.

She said in the movie that she is still on the fence about Steven jokingly or maybe not.

nice bait

Any Jaspers here? I want to kiss[/spoiler] your abs

I was seriously fed up with the show after the end of that last season but that movie left me wanting more again. I hope they don't fuck up the last season as hard as they did with half of the show.

Fucked it up
Fucked it up
Fucked it up
Fucked it up
Fucked it up
Fucked it up
RUINED IT

I haven't kept up with it but I moderatelyenjoyed it from the first 3 seasons or whatever I watched. It's still kinda trash though, good trash if you're into that.

perithot

Remember that time Lapis stole an entire ocean

How can anyone watch this shit with a straight face? Why do they always sing the gayest shit imaginable, shit's too fucking corny.

You know they will. I mean, they won't have the budget to produce anything as good as the movie.

Would I be on list if I beat my meat to Steg porn?
Also the game is ok but still a bit glitchy, also even tho i assume it was made in house there's no fucking music from the show in it

Steven loves Peridot
Peridot loves Steven

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Thanks

I just watch it for the cute alien girls

Yeah compared to White Diamond especially
Honestly Yellow and Blue Diamond were fine characters, its just White that makes no sense and wasnt very believable as a character.

It’s just a drawing
What abysmal dictatorship do you live that you can’t touch yourself to drawings? North Korea? Canada?

Why did the Diamonds suddenly want to do everything Steven says?

Two year timeskip. Imagine what you would be like if you spent two years with Steven.

Fucking trannies

Friendship is poisonous
Why would they listen to Steven instead of Pink?

I want to fuck this smug bitch of a gem

Goverments don't give a shit unless you live in Saudi or whatever. The only time Loli/Shota gets charged is in addition to child porn and what have you, don't worry, FBI-kun has much bigger fish to fry.

even the horse show wasnt this much of a Pussified Cartoon

Idk, she was supposed to be "perfect" and completely emotionless, therefore making her completely one dimensional. Not to say it wasn't boring, but it made sense with the themes of the show... to own your emotions so you can move past them and understand each other, make real breakthroughs rather than repressing them.

My friend who actually watches this stuff religiously said Steven's mom is a bitch, but I dunno. If I were in her position, we'd play "First to Kill Yourself" with Spinel. The rules are simple. To win, you have to be the first to kill yourself.

You'd dismantle your army because some fat gay kid sang at you for two years?

No idea about the show but post lewd gems.

Pink is a selfish bitch that made gems die for her name. Wish they stop Praising her in show and call her out for more of her bullshit

Because Steven is the most reasonable out of all of them. White is an obsessive control freak, Blue is sad and dependent, and Yellow can’t face her emotions so she suppresses them. Steven is more well-adjusted due to having a childhood and teenage years to come to terms with himself instead of just being an adult forever

If you're a tranny or tumblrite sure

You mean the biggest cunt in the universe who selfishly runs from all of her problems using passive aggression at every turn, rather than face them head on and talk them over like based gigachad Steven?

She literally didnt even try half as hard as Steven did.

Probably. Heck, Blue and Yellow already showed that they weren't really down with the galactic conquest thing anyway.