Smash needs more diversity

Smash needs Ampharos

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I did wish we got more girls for the DLC, I'm so sick of dudes. But don't misunderstand, I give less than a quarter of a shit about representation, I just want more sexy ladies to jack off to.
Is that so much to ask for?

Did K. Rool make this list?

I thought that Smash was supposed to represent video game icons. I guess I missed something

>Black excellence
>good, necessary, positive

>White supremacy
>bad, evil, negative

just nigger things

OK, what women and PoC's that are gaming relevant and recognized could he add? Name at least 5 and I might agree with this.

Is there even any black characters that could be in Smash? I can't think of one that isn;t a minor side character or something.

Fuck me, that's exactly what we all thought too. I guess we must be behind the times.

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There’s tan alts for Pokemon trainer so that’s enough representation.
The game’s an all star fighters not hurr durr add muh minority less known character in game

Ayo bruh...

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>women
Lara Croft
Arguably Jill Valentine

>PoC
Can't think of any.

Retardera needs to burn to the ground.

Chadondorf

Ladies & Gentlemen behold!
The ultimate form of cancer!
The autism of the Smashfag combined with the pathological racial obsession of the retardEra tranny !

Onette is small town USA isn't it?

Serious question, why do Americans love blacks so much? Even their president threatened to invade Sweden over some imprisoned random rapper

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FUCK DIVERSITY

>PoC gaming icon
There are none, liberals don't think spics and chinks count, only niggers

Name one black person or tranny that deserves to be in smash. You have 10 minutes.

They like the BBC, especially from behind.

Carl Johnson

barrett

>thanks Marvel ultimate alliance 3 for all these black characters
They were already in the old games but whatever

>balrog and shadow make it to smash
>they come with white alts

>make a game revolving around mostly cartoon mascots for children
>include miis so people can their own cartoon mascots look like whatever they want
>we need more characters that engage in sodomy
Imagine being white

there are fucking aliens and monkeys and inuits and creatures of all kind, how smash isn't diverse?

Elma

We never see Ness' dad. He could literally be half-phone.

>implying nips give a fucking shit about western PC bullshit
based

Demoman maybe? He's the only black guy i'd actually like to be in smash

Anglos aren't white?

It's the Japanese idea of the ideal small American town.

Learn to distinguish between white people and jewish people.

The big thing is that they ignore that Nintendo doesn't want anything to do with politics and adult content (they obviously didn't learn when the LGBT stages got banned) and they STILL PUSH FOR MORE

It's absolute retardation.

Her real form is too pale.
Not a nig.

Just why are Americans so fucking retarded.

Is there a way to nuke Resetera permanently and make sure no spiritual successor board gets birth from it?

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Not only that, but absolutely no one gives a shit about Falcon.

Honorary whites become people of light skin-wise user.

cringe

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kek

Kat!
That's all I got

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little places are as diverse as Yea Forums

Get in the cult and twist it even more at a point they all go to this same farm in san fran and gas themselves to get rid of the white menace.

>PoC
That bitch from Left 4 Dead
Jill would be absolutely based though.

Be the change you want to see. Grab your LOIC and fire away.

Donkey Kong

I'm so glad based Nips don't give a fuck about trannies.

I don't mind black or female character as long as they are iconic videogame character, and not just token black/female character.

Homosexual and transshit can go fuck themself though, stop putting your sexual fetish in game that don't need them.

Man, that Terry announcement has them pissed.
>embracing black excellence
That’s weird. That’s a weird thing to say.

>add more women
>still problematic

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You can try to shift blame all you want, but those pride parades have more white people

If you haven't realized by now, these people will never be happy no matter what happens.

Go back

Life must be pretty easy when this is the type of shit that "people" try to "fight" over.

Nigga, that whole Ion Fury thing should have made you finally realize these fags will NEVER BE HAPPY.
>Apologized and donated to some charity for transgenders
>"Still not gonna buy, but that's cool"
Never waste your time on them. They do a good enough job making themselves look bad.

>Their breasts are bigger

.....not really, maybe slightly but not huge

King K Rool ain't no nigger.

>WAAAAHHH EVERY WOMAN SHOULD BE A STRONK TUMBLR DYKE

>PoC
What's that

>impling "Oi'm really feelin' it" isn't an Anglo.

Pieces of chicken

What black female is iconic enough to even be considered a gaming icon for smash

Storm as a mahvel rep is the only one I can see people actually liking for the character and not just as pandering

Zasalamel would never get in over Nightmare if Soul Calibur got a rep.

Jill and Leon from RE

Urbosa if you need another gerudo rep

>1 retard says something an a completely different forum
>60 other retards converge to bitch about it on Yea Forums
If you guys like resetera so much why don't you just discuss videogames there?

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Can't. We'd be banned instantly.

Now that is a premium post

This is why the must've added Mai instead.
Pure monkey's paw for these faggots.

What baffles me the most is how these subhumans have anime names and avatars

>Representation Matters
How

How is it possible that NeoGAF's death only created a fucking worse website?

Gloria from DMC? Although I can already see the blackface outrage a mile away. Hardly iconic, either

Midna is blue, does that count as a person of color?

I hate to say it, but there's not many female choices to choose from outside of Dixie Kong and Lara Croft. To me, those two are great icons that are recognizable across gaming.
We've got Samus. We've got Bayonetta. You got any other suggestions to fill in the void? To me, I could careless about representation of gender/race/etc.. To me, it should be video game characters first and foremost and what they represent in history.

Link should get his own tier: Sissy wh*toid cumdump.

Don't try to use logic against ResetEra. It just won't work.

black excellence

fucks sake, like a get it, blackies have been oppressed but fucking listen to yourself

>fine
black excellence
brown excellence
asian excellence
arabic excellence

>SCARY
white excellence

I'm convinced that's their way of "passing" as real fans and not secondaries.

Nah blacks don't recognize asian excellence
>when Jeremy Lin got popular
"he's only popular because he's asian" - carmelo anthony
>when Manny Pacquiao got 8 div and popular
"manny is using my name and he's on peds" - floyd mayweather

>By user Kokonoe
>A person with this character from Blazblue of all franchises as their name complaining about sexualisation

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>the only actual no-meme black guy in the game is a rapist
How did they get away with it?

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Moderation has become so strict that it has filtered out anyone but the most extremely progressive posters. Most moderate posters have either been banned or have found better things to do with their time. Something like 2/3 of the original admin team is gone.

See That's the best I can come up with.

I really want to blow a raspberry on Kokonoe's tummy!

Get fucked troon. You've been revealed.

>smash logo appears
>letter falls in
>SOMEONE TOLD ME SMASH COULD USE A LITTLE MORE OF THAT WVBA FLAVOR

THE DOC

IS IN

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Why are you actively going to these shitty ass websites, just to screenshot and bring this garbage fucking here so you can act upset? If I wanted to see this shit I would have went there, you fucking jackass. Where are the mods at?

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>taunt where he pulls out a bar of chocolate and eats it
>if you attack him during the taunt he powers up
Fund it.

>female alternatives for hero

The only they could do is Erdrick and the girl version is basically the same just shorter.

Shaq

alright, we've got a diversity quota to meet

pick your brown

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Classic Lara would be unbelievably based.

Sure, make it happen. I'm all for it.

Japs make the best CHAWKLIT gals.

Sheva Alomar is proof.

CJ from GTA

Name one game that's worth half a shit that has a black main protagonist. NOT a co-protagonist or "fan favorite", but the star of the game, front and center.

>representation matters!
>all protagonists must now be from a group on the approved list of oppressed peoples
>only whites can be antagonists
>new generation grows up with the only representation of white people in popular culture being hamfisted Nazi analogues
>unironic nazis are now a relevant political demographic in America
>HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY HAPPEN?!!?!!!!???

I mean look at the new Star Wars. What character does a little white boy growing up today have to look up to? Besides the character assassinations of Luke and Han I’m pretty sure Kylo Ren is the only white male with a speaking role.

You guys know she's gonna be the last on the Pass right?

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barkley shut up and jam gaiden

it really depends if you mean brown in general or specifically African American

Altair and Connor are arab and native american assassin's creed protags. CJ from GTA.

Does anime brown count? Kat from gravity rush.

Do palette swaps count? 2P is in soul calibur as well as the upcoming automata FFXIV crossover

This

Unironically this.

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Halo

>PoC
Prince of Persia
Ryo Hazuki (Shenmue)

>women
2B or A2 (NieR Automata)
Commander Shepherd (Mass Effect)
Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)
Jill Valentine or Claire Redfield (Resident Evil)
Junko Enoshima and Monokuma (Danganronpa)
Krystal (Star Fox)
Tracer or Dva (Overwatch)

>both
Shinobu (No More Hereos)
Xianghua (Soulcalibur)
Ling Xiaoyu (Tekken)

Most of these don't hold much water compared to other male characters or genderless characters. I'd rather get Chibi-Robo, Kiryu (Yakuza) and Jin Kazama (Tekken) than literally anything I listed and I'm a big fan of most of those games.

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"All white people are evil and should just disappear"
"In order to fix our world white people need to be 'temporarily' stripped of their right to vote"
"Wow why are so many white people becoming Nazi's? How could this happen???"

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>this is the kind of people that devs pander to

Shinobu in Smash would be fucking based

japs like cute girls period, most are completely perplexed why westerns make only ugly women

Never give these mentally retarded lefties a finger, they will take so much you'll be starring in vore porn.

I agree, but do we need another sword character?

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at least it's a katana. An iaijutsu fighter would be novel enough to be justified but Christ I really am sick of swords

Barrett, Terra, Lightning

>Name one black person

THE ONLY ONE THAT MATTERS

BIG

FUCKIN'

BO

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Since it's retardera, Nintendo will probably cave won't they bros?

He was imprisoned for defending himself against honorary Swedes (Muslims). It was bullshit

As a black man, the roster is already diverse as it gets. I only hope for more Nintendo/mascot characters.
>Green Inkling
>Ganondorf
>G&W
>Villager
Any of these faggots I can self-insert into but I don't.

Imagine thinking that nips putting characters in a video game was a form of oppression. Imagine being that person who lives in that mindset. Imagine what it must be like living 24/7 in a schizophrenic frenzy thinking that everyone and everything around you are involved in some sort of conspiracy against the human race.

I’m a nigger myself who doesn’t want any niggers in Smash. What does this make me?

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>I certainly don't play Smash
i wanna kill those scum

>Add a character beloved by latinos worldwide
>"we need more diversity hurr make fem corrin the default"

The answer is obviously an uncle tom

please!!!!!!!!

I'd go with Marina, but I don't want her to have the same Inkling moveset

Big Smoke

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>"In order to fix our world white people need to be 'temporarily' stripped of their right to vote"
>implyingthey'll give them back their vote

This poster fails to realise that by adding characters of colour purely for representation absolutely robs them of any unique aspects and/or qualities about their actual character in the first place.

Twintelle is only popular cause she has a nice ass, and that’s practically it. Most of these characters have arguably had some strong impact to the gaming as a whole and are revered as icons in the industry.

Twintelle is only porn/waifu-bait, and her inclusion will only propel her objectification further, I’d bet.

Sambo. Tom was the hero of the story.

>black excellence

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This a pigpens version of what people think diversity really is, when it's really not.

They really just want people to think the same and all games be the same according to their standard. I don't know how you get off track and get fooled into their point of view.

>Twintelle is only popular cause she has a nice ass, and that’s practically it.

I liked the slowmo gimmick, sadly it's not as great as Minmin.

>Yea Forums has users from a wide range of nations
>nobody wants gay diversity
OH ONONO RETARDERA ON SUICIDE WATCH

That is such an oddly competent game for being 99c all the time.

youtu.be/RzZaKvhJNiU

Japan is an ethnostate. The thought of appealing to other races is completely alien to them because they don't deal with non-Japanese on a regular basis. They're delusional if they think otherwise.

Her hair hits people , no one akese dies that in Nintendo

wat

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He ain't relevant and recognized, but my nigga Baron would be a good addition

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Tecmo Bo would be a good Smash fit. At least as an assist trophy or something.

>forum screencap thread
fuck off

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>Gives two examples

King K Rool is black you can’t change my mind

Yet another phoneposting retard.

I'm a faggot and I hate diversity shit.

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Make a good black charecter then

Lee

I dare anyone with an account to say they frequent Yea Forums. They'd dogpile you then ban you.

I swear white people care more about black representation more than actual black people, nigga who the hell cares, i just wanna play smash idc whos a nigga in that shit.

Why yes, I'm an Eastern European chad. How could you tell?

>MUH FEMALE REP

The fuck is black excellence?

We have color alts of customizable characters like Villager, inkling and Pokemon Trainer that give them a PoC, what else do they want?

It's cameo

>Japanese make fictional black characters
>black excellence

Lol

I’m in that tier as well.

he's a pirate
there were no black pirates when pirates were a thing

Mah Nigga, Little Mac is a fresh Italian BRONX

If you weren't a dumb spammer, you would know that Ampharos was already a spirit in the game

Pirates are still a thing
In Somalia

King K. Rool is white like all kremlings. They have an established monarchy and industry very similar to all white cultures and we are continuing to advance while the Kongs are stuck in the stone age.

Is black excellence a man like Chef excellence?
Also I love calling Nintendo's approach to smash dated as an insult. It's a nostalgia trip. Feeling dated is the entire premise of smash.

Ness is from a little american town.

>we

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More games need to adopt white exellence

so this is resetera's next modus?

trying to drive sakurai into suicide?

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whats GLAAD

t. off duty Kremling

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put this on era but move game n watch to white

When did these retards let fictional characters and universes bleed into their life so much it's the only thing they care this passionately about?
Couldn't they pour that energy into something at least a little more productive, like ACTUALLY helping minorities or whatever

I can somewhat understand the demand for representation if it was a story where, god forbid, a straight white male was the protagonist. But Smash has no fucking protagonist. No one is the good guy, no one is the bad guy. Everyone beats the shit out of eachother. It's not about picking a character that looks the most like you, it's about picking a character that fits your playstyle.

imagine being this much of a fucking faggot
bet this absolute poofta coomed in his pants at least 5 times over how much of a moralfag he is while typing that abortion out
I feel the impulse to beat the shit out of this guy

It's another one of those anti-racists who think all white people are the same.

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Urbosa
Shinobu
Marina
Twintelle
Master Raven (fem)
Shantae
Kat
Elma

There we go, some dark skinned AND female reps that most of Yea Forums would like, but Resetards would hate since they would be too appealing.

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I literally dont know any of these literal whos aside from shantae
smash bros doesnt take literal whos

Urbosa is from BotW
Shinobu is from No More Heroes
Marina is from Splatoon 2
Twintelle is from ARMS
Master Raven is from Tekken
Kat is from Gravity Rush
Elma is from Xenoblade Chronicles X

You were one of those who didn't know who Terry Bogart was before the direct right?

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Amazing OP. I read almost 3 sentences of that before I realized you picked up a blog or forum post from some random corner of the internet to polbait people into engaging with your cunty little thread.

Sage yourself.

>urbosa
the only named gerudo worth remembering is ganondorf, everyone else doesnt matter
>shinobu
just put travis, no one cares about sidekicks or whatever
>marina
i dont play kid games
>twintelle
i dont play kid games
>master raven
i dont play boomer fighting games
>gravity rush
wtf is that
>elma
i dont play waifubat jrpg garbage

If you don't play kids games, why are you in a Smash thread to begin with?

to shitpost, i havent played smash since brawl

>i don't play kid games
>i don't play boomer games

what DO you play?

>to shitpost, i havent played smash since brawl
go away tripfag

No game "needs" diversity.

im a soulsfag and dmcfag mainly

how am i a tripfag are you blind

if they're light skin, they're white unless they have slant eyes. case closed

>The female metal water giraffe dragon is more diverse than the male metal water giraffe dragon

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Retardera at its finest.

I thought Smash 4+Ultimate introduced a lot of female characters
These cunts can't have enough "representation", can they?

Everybody bitches about Rosalina, Palutena and Isabelle. They want a fucking sausage fest of big beefy heavyset men lmao

Sorry user I have bad news for you.....

Only RetardEra could claim a woman who wears a long sleeved floor length dress with no cleavage is "too sexualized".

What's a Mick?

this is the sort of shit I just expect now. it's not surprising anymore.

Person of crime

It's like Chicken pox but only retards get it, and the other major side effect is saying PoC a lot. Kinda like Tourettes, but less enduring.

I would unironically be stoked to see CJ from San Andreas in Smash.

Irish/of Irish descent.

People were butt blasted that dark pit had a darker skin alt

Go back in time and make all the iconic characters from 2005 and back less white then.
You're not getting anyone else in any other way.

Doc louis

So this is the power of mental illness

whoa

Representation literally does not matter.
I don't give a fuck what the race of a character in a movie, TV show or game is.

It's even less "representation" in a game because most are fantasy so they're not going to bring a piece of culture with them - its literally just skin colour.

I'm an ugly as fuck lanklet so I'd never "identify" with anyone on screen because I don't look anything like them anyway regardless of skin tone. Fuck I hate people.

>Anglos
>white

>Shulk not eternal anglo despite his fucking accent

Also Snake is pure white.

I honestly don't even think so. I think it's just the lighting

Shaquille O'Neil

These people don't KNOW that though

His mom is Japanese dude.

He's a clone of a white guy.

Imagine actually trying to start a movement over this, with hashtags and a forum avatar and everything. Beyond embarrassing. Also, there are literally zero black characters that deserve to be in smash. Anyone that you can name would be immediately superseded by someone else more deserving and wanted. Skin color and gender is completely irrelevant in smash bros.

His surrogate mother.

>Marth
>Anglo
>not GrecoRoman

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Demoman's cool but I'd rather have Soldier for a TF2 rep

Carl Johnson from San Andreas. I think GTA is a series that people tend to overlook when it comes to Smash despite being one of the biggest video game franchises out there.

What about uhh....that one black guy with the bike

Why are they so obsessed with Elma?

Dumb SJWs have never played Xenoblade X so they think she's black, when in actuality she's a light skinned alien piloting a robot body that just happened to have dark skin.

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But MLK said he dreamed of the day when people would be judged by the color of their skin and not the content of their character or something like that

The next fighter should be a NIS representative.
I say Asagi should get in, and it wouldn't be just males in the pass then

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they would call it "whitewashing"

that's what they say happened to Tetra in Wind Waker

Because all the people that made NeoGAF a cancerous site left and made ResetEra after Gafs head got outed for some shady shit