Sausagefest

>sausagefest

What a great video game.

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Smash was never good

Kazooie is a girl

Bird cloaca is right there

terry turns into a girl when you throw cold water on him

Next character is going to be a girl

Wrong

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I can't masturbate with birds ...

Lmao of course we need more cis male characters in our game /s

Would it kill nintendo to have some more female and LGBTP+ representation?

Sounds like a you problem buddy

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Lara Croft for season 2

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Try harder

Fuck off mate, you still have the next pass to wait for.

>only wanting a character to fulfill a nonexistent quota

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> Women are literally the only reason why Zelda is even popular in the first place
Cope more tranny

Have you considered masturbating to the various pornographic images on the world wide web instead of to a video game with absolutely no nudity whatsoever

Bait?

If you like women so much, why do you play video games?

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There's no quota to be filled, representation be damned, but there's absolutely nothing wrong with having more girls in Smash.

This.

Did you not hear about the new DLC in development? Also 5# could be some chick.