Games that should have been about sex instead

Games that should have been about sex instead

Replace any mention of blood and the word blood with cock and the game would have been pure kino

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This is now a "replace one word from your favorite game's title with cock and post results"

Horizon: Zero cock

t jew

unreal cock

Zelda: Breath of the Cock

Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Cock

Cumborne

the cock of fighters 99

Yharnam is the home of cock ministration, a unique but common treatment in Yharnam.

The Healing Church is the fountainhead of cock healing. The church controls all knowledge on cock ministration and all varieties of cock. To the church, cock ministration is, of course, the pursuit of communion.

The Cock Ministration is performed by the Healing Church and Cock Ministers, who belong to it. Yharnam's cock ministration is said to have the ability to cure all diseases, and thus it attracts all kind of sickly travellers who seek the miraculous cock.

Ever since the beast plague that ravaged Yharnam, the outsiders would have to make a contract to become beast hunters as payment for Cock Healing, if they can not afford it.

However, as the Hunter also witnesses, any patient who receives Yharnam special cock will have a hallucination of a cocky beast crawling towards them. Though the Cock Ministers assure patients that this hallucination is just a "mere bad dream", it is depicted in the surgery altar in the church Research Hall, which proves that the hallucination happens to everyone who takes the old cock.

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