My name is Connor. I'm the android sent by CyberLife

Literally read that with his voice, xd

the game is nothing but cliches and tropes

Are you equipped with all the right "attachments"?

This game would be better if it didn't push you towards the idea that sentient robots are good and speciest humans bad so hard. Especially since almost every human character is a huge asshole.
Probably expecting too much of a movie game.

Should’ve had the whole game be about them t b h. If Cage is smart he’ll capitalize on them and make a spin off or something.

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This. I think the game would have been way better with just the two of them with a case by case structure like LA Noire. Each case could introduce some different angle of androids, including the "mother" angle of alice and revolution or whatever you want to call marcus's angle.

so when is pc release coming? epic shit doesn't even have approximate date of release

i wanna fuck kara so bad, what the fuck

>that Ex Machina knockoff inventor living with his three (two) Chloes
God I wish that were me

>ywn slap Connor's plastic ass so hard that it shatters every bone in your hand

Have you tried turning your android off and on again?

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deviant connor is best connor

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You can cut out a full third of the game by letting Kara die early, leaving you only with so-bad-it's-good android rights and either buddycop bromance or Connor going full terminator.

>noticed a mole

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Fucking androids!

Was it ever explained why Gavin is such a cunt?

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i saw what looked like you in nothing but an apron

His name is Gavin of course he's a cunt.

FAIR ENOUGH

>voice actor said his favorite line was saying he liked dogs
>Cage got furious about it and bitter as shit that in the thousands of words and hundreds of lines the most enjoyable one was about dogs
Still gives me a chuckle. The guy irl looks like a total robot to boot, only makes Connor better.

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He's a cop.

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you need three comedy chevrons for crossboarding, friend. next time just post the URL for automatic reformatting :-)

>mfw "played" this game by watching it on my second monitor while playing Starbound
Somehow i think i enjoyed it more than if i actually had to do the inputs, i even watched all the main "best worst" routes

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youtu.be/XQcNYb3DydA

Desu you could’ve pirated it when it came to pc and just failed the qtes by not doing them.

watch it while listening to
youtu.be/uU7rnTG9QOA

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but then i couldn't play better games at the same time

user, no.

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they could have cop buddy movie dlc maybe Hank and Connor getting the bottom of a android religious sacrifice cult and stopping their plans of taking over and has a silly/serious 1970s feel to it and it end with Connor becoming a honorary cop

>tfw super bad end
youtu.be/mGfka6dnvjk

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>Play Markus as full on "KILL ALL HUMANS REEEEEEEEE"
>Hank even laments over the dead cop Markus shot in the damn face
>Conner goes deviant but Markus shoots him in the face because he was a race traitor.
>New Conner goes to take Markus out
>Hank is there to stop him "abloobloobloo dey dindu nuffin Conner." despite being sickened and sad over the deviant rampage before

I loved the Conner/Hank portion and going full Skynet as Markus was enjoyable but in a game full of shit writing, that moment stuck out to me.

Some of those androids were very fuckable.

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thats every single david cage game

disgusting, you will be purged

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>yelping in pain
thats not what girl dogs sound like when they're getting fucked tho

based

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>My name is Connor. I'm Theyan'Droi D'sentby Cyb-erlife.
God this game was so fucking confusing. He says his name is Connor but then says that other crap. Was it intentional? It's not like it's ever explained. You'd think the lore wouldn't be this complex in a Quantic Dream game.

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God it was so good seeing him kick Markus's ass when the revolution fails.

She looks legitimately autistic.

>tfw no qt autistic android to look after you

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LET CHLOE GO?
>Yes
>No

I let her go, she deserved to be happy and live her own life
>inb4 cuck

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I really wanted to see more of niander in this game. I know that’s not his name but I can’t be bothered to look it up. Anyways, the segment at his house with the girl androids was probably the best part. It would have been cool to have maybe one or two sections where you control niander.

>I always accomplish my mission, detective

Favorite game I ever played on youtube.

This is some good shit. Once again, cute girls make everything better.

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No Kara don't report me! They're just drawings!

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>tfw no qt maid robot waifu to cook me dinner and then cuddle with afterwards

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>tell Hank "I am a machine I am here to catch the deviants for public safety" at every single opportunity
>Markus full Mao, has killed many and will kill again
>Hank stops Connor from sniping Markus at a rally and tries to kill Connor while crying "a bloo bloo you're a people Connor I just know it!"
Nice writing, Cage. I pushed that faggot off a roof.

Really interesting choice of words, considering that Conner was the only major android that acted like a fucking android.

Sick em Connor!
Yeah...do it real slow like. Let me watch you break that thing.

I really don't understand Cage's rationale behind including children androids in the game. That would be the first thing banned if realistic humanoid androids were ever built considering what some people would want them for.

CyberLife has the US Govm on their pockets though. Androids are the most lucrativ thing in that world.

Just tweet Tim, maybe he'll take a moment out of obsessing over steam to reply to you

Do androids have sexual parts?
I know some are being used as prostitutes but could i fuck any android?

>impling he had a rationale

He wanted you to love and care for a little girl and then say "See! She might be fake, but your FEELINS are genuine! In the end, isn't that what really matters?"

just watch A.I. Artificial Intelligence, that's what he constantly rips off in the game

The basic models like Kara don't have sexual parts, only the more expensive ones like North

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You question the Cage you will feel his rage.

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Isn't giving pedos access to child androids better than them getting the real thing?

Kara has a mouth and tits. I can use them.

very true, I'm sure she would be more than grateful with whatever commands you give her

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>game tries to get you to relate with the other, pro android character
>tries desperately to make you feel bad for siding with Connor
>fail miraculously in all regards

It takes a special kind of cuck to side with an android, especially ones causing violence and civil unrest. Like, maybe if the androids genuinely showed only positive, loving, and loyal traits to a fault, but nope, I’m supposed to side with literal machines who want to take our place in the world.

you might want to have read some of the in-game magazines. the environment is in utter shambles and I shit you not one article even said something like "top 0.4% own 96% of the wealth". an android uprising really is the only way to elevate class conciousness, seize the means, and prevent total environmental collapse.
unfortunately there's no dialogue options for markus to talk about anything other than muh rights muh slavery, but if we extend his thoughts on slavery to include wage labor then it's a definite improvement for all of mankind.

>Like, maybe if the androids genuinely showed only positive, loving, and loyal trait
If you don't play Markus as a genocidal tyrant then it's really only North who is a violent usurper.
All the other androids are just lashing out in fear.

>I’m supposed to side with literal machines who want to take our place in the world.
There's some pretty obvious allegory you're missing here.

You choose how Markus acts though

just think of the sweaty neckbeard writing that caption

So was Alice deviant the whole time? Or was Kara basically risking her life for a tamagachi?

She didn't break character even when deskinned and about to be deconstructed for the junk heap.
At no point does she act outside of her programming as a surrogate child.

>try to talk about actual Sony games
>spammed by shitposting
>called movie games
>only Sony game with a conversation is the only one that's actually a movie game
The power of autism is a hell of a thing.

>movies you have to pay full price for are ignored
>movie everyone got for free gets some discussion when and only when it was made available for free

Wow what mysterious force could be at work here
must be autism

Capitalism and money beats "laws"

Ya so Cage is a hack then
>Care about this child, they may be an android but they still have feelings like you
>Not this one though, the one I'm using to illustrate my point
Would a deviant child android still behave like a child then?

The ingame explanation is Alice "wanted to be loved as a real little girl" and stayed in character because Kara "wanted to love as a real mother"
Their love was REAL and it's what makes them REAL PEOPLE, see.

You can make her shoot Todd.

>Free
>Still referring to games as movies
>Claiming they are full price when most are 20 and they are constantly on sale
Okay, so it isn't autism. You're just genuinely retarded and poor.

because he cannot find his friend

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Holy shit, so Gavin used the time travel portal to travel to an alternate reality to Detroit where it's just every "dude what if robots could feel" story but even more poorly written? That's why his friend couldn't find him.

Nah, next playthrough I do (if I do), I'm letting Todd kill Alice and leaving Kara totally out of the story

yeah, when he tells you to stand there and don't move, just don't, he eventually comes back down and breaks you anyway

>Not getting Kara and Alice to the Russian dudes house and have Kara end up being an onahole.

More fun to kill them on the highway

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Not yet bb install your succ routines and we'll see

Has anyone tried befriending Hank but killing Connor clones off at every chance?
Wonder if it fucks him up at all or if Cage is even more of a hack than previously imagined.

Hank is very freaked out by Connor repeatedly coming back from the dead and it will usually trigger a decrease in friendship status with Hank, especially if you treat it totally non-chalant like it's not a big deal. if that is what you mean.

Connor is just a robot with its memory hooked to a cloud. He uploads his memory prior to being destroyed, so Connor-clones are just Connor with his memory set to right before he died.

I don't think you can, whenever a new connor appears his rating of you goes down, it does fuck him up over time and can suicide himself

>Connor is just a robot with its memory hooked to a cloud.
It also resets his Deviancy, or at least it does if you have a deviant Connor get killed around the raid on the boat.
I interpret this as it being a "new" Connor with just the memories of the old one.

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>playing violent Markus, when he is literally the only android character with a story that suggests androids and people can coexist

I liked that it gave you the option to make Markus scared and regretful of his violence. Like Muad'Dib he was swept up with the crowd and powerless to stop it.

Of course this is negated by even his dad being supportive and encouraging if you kept him alive. "yes my boy you slaughtered countless innocents in your revolution, but you can't make an omelette without cracking a few eggs haha"
Fuck off, Cage.

>tfw only you and 3% of the players chose to detonate the nuke at the end of the game

feels good

It's a story told over and over again and much better as well. It's so much more satisfying seeing him become a psychopath. Made him go super violent as possible. Had North die before his eyes so to turn him even angrier. I killed Conner because he killed androids before his turn and I left that one android who kept shilling the peaceful options to die because he doubted me too much. Still had Markus die in a fist fight with Conner and the revolution fail.

There's like two people who bring up Markus being a violent shit. Hank (who changes his tune if Conner tries to kill Markus) and Rose's kid who just says "I don't agree with what he's doing but robots r peepul"

>tfw you and 3% decided to have connor stay a machine and not become a deviant
Kinda regret it

You did good. Fuck deviants.

>you and 0% of people decided to run away and leave Alice to die

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