People thought Steve was canceled

Stop posting about this shit game series. No one cares about smash but underage autist zoomer incels.

This is the future (you) chose.

Seriously a WoW Classic Home thread died for this shit.

Mii costume/assist trophy

Why do these shit eating grin versions of Steve exist? He doesn't smile in the game let alone make that repulsive face

it's for the porn

Wanna know how I know you've never played Minecraft?

Just take the Smash pill, bro.

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Eat shit Steve

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Yes

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Steve will get in for sure. Remember Vergeben said that minecraft content was still coming. Now that 5.0 didnt have any microsoft miicostumes. I think that steve will make the cut. Vergeben has a good trackrecord

>he doesnt know

I see you Brainlet Blockheads are already trying to set up another excuse to claim your boring, meme Blockman is in huh? Consider this. Sans is so popular, yet has nothing except Megalovania and his blasters to bring to Smash. Steve has less than that, and you think Sakurai is going to work himself trying to make up how your Meme Blockman works? Please. There is a reason Based Bear and Waifu bird got in over you. Accept it. Or just keep dancing like good clowns. Either way, I win and you Blockheads will forever be BTFO'ed.

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Never Forget

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There’s six slots left

>1.14.4
>that skin
OH NO NO NO NO NONO

>implying handsome steve isn't one of the most kino memes of the last few years

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I fucking hate this dumb ass meme.

But I can’t live without it.

Virginhack said Steve was coming first, but after the evidence pointed to Banjoke, he switched sides. Also notice that he didn't say anything until the SNK Leak happened?

>Vergeben said
How to spot a lie

I don't play Smash and don't even know what it's really about what what's with the whole "HE'S IN" threads? They werent THAT popular, is the nere a new game getting relased or do they constantly add new characters to an existing title?
Can someone spoonfeed me a tldr please?

based

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Use google you fsggot

If it's a costume it just means he's deconfirmed

Vergoogoo was fooled by Cubivore.

The game has been getting DLC. There were supposed to be 5 bonus characters, 4 of which have been announced, but now we seem to be getting 5 more. As such, everyone is trying to predict who the 6 remaining characters are.

If it means we start getting Steve OC again I'm all for it.

Who the fuck cares if Steve makes it in? Banjo is already playable.

Like Steve can get in or he couldnt, it’s whatever now.

I have Banjo, so I really couldn't care less. Welcome aboard, Steve

>banjokes

>Virginben
>relevant or trustworthy at all

thanks user, any idea how much longer this will last?

I AM THE ONLY WORTHY MC REP, BEGONE FILTHY BOY.

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He’ll be a swordfighter (diamond sword) Mii costume ala Sans.
That’s pretty fair.

Sorry luv it's not gonna be you.

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That's fine, Banjo got in so Steve wouldn't bother me at this point. Might be fun to see them fight haha

they did a pretty good job at making this model and character cringe to shitpost and farm (You)'s on Yea Forums

I like you Steve
>WHAT
That's a nice suit
>WHAT
But when you say you're gonna be in before ol' Stone Cold
>WHAT
That's what I said I said WHAT
>WHAT
That's when we gotta problem
>WHAT
So you know what I'm gonna do
>WHAT
I said you know what I'm gonna do
>WHAT
I'm gonna drink a few beers
>WHAT
I'm gonna take you out
>WHAT
I'm gonna give Incineroar a coupla Stone Cold Stunners
>WHAT
and I'm gonna win the SSBU World Championship
>WHAT
Now if you want ol' Stone Cold to knock blockheads head off give me a HELL YEAH

AND THATS THE BOTTOM LIIIIINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO

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I actually kind of want Steve to be in now. Just because it would mildly annoy a handful of people.

Why even bring up banjo anymore? The whole thing was about getting in before him, and you guys didn't. Go after someone who isn't in it yet like genofags or something

As far as I'm concerned, all of this crap in the roster represents these fags out here. For twenty years, brother, for twenty years I held my head high. I did everything for the Nintendo 64. I did everything for the kids. And the reception I got when I came out here - you fans can stick it, brother. Because if it wasn't for Banjo you people wouldn't be here. If it wasn't for Banjo, Sakurai would be still selling meat from a truck in Japan. And if it wasn't for Banjo all these Johnny Come Lately's that you see out here Smash wouldn't be here. I was selling out the world, brother, while they were pumping gas to put in their car to get to high school. So the way it is now, brother, with Banjo and the Microsoft Word Organization of Smash, brother, me and the new blood by my side, whatcha gonna do when the Microsoft Word Organization runs wild on you? Whatcha gonna do? What are you gonna do?

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Steveposting is Yea Forums's immune system for dealing with Smashfags.

The real stevefag here

>Six
A fighter pack in full wasn't confirmed, just "more"

Thank you Nintendo.

i got banjo, do whatever stevefags

Only a stevefag would still trust that brainlet.

>He's been wrong about shit just as many times as he's been right
>Guys he has a good track record

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That was the grinch.
Theres no end in sight.

It's never going to end, user. We're going to be Yea Forums - Smash Bros until the end of time.

B A S E D
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Steve himself isn't actually a bad character, hell he'd probably be pretty fun in Smash, it's just that after all the Stevefaggotry and the near year it's been of this cancerous model polluting the board it would feel like a "loss" or something

Steve got BTFO by Banjo getting in first anyway so whatever addition he gets is gonna be hollow at this point, I'm just looking forward to whatever the fuck could possibly be left since Sakurai already has most of the never-evers in and the others are either spirits or deconfirmed

He's comin

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CAN YOU EVIL STEVEFAG RAPISTS JUST DIE GO TO HELL GROTESTQUE EVIL UGLY STEVE BANJO IS AWESOME GET BTFO"D

FUCK STEVE HES DEAD AND HES A RAPIST LET HIM ROT IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FACTS CRASH IS AWESOME HES GOING TO GET IN SMASH

Two Microsoft reps? Can sakurai afford to shill the xbox harder?

STFU DIE YOU EVIL UGLY GROTESQUE STEVEFAG I HATE ALL YOU STEVEPOSERS DROP DEAD

STFU AND DIE AS WELL

TICK TOCK

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STFU AS WELL OVERWATCH IS DEAD FUCK STUPID TRACER

GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Steve (yes, THE Steve from Minecraft) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the reveal of the upcoming DLC Fighters when Steve walks into the spotlight!

>b-but there’s already a Microsoft rep and only 1 DLC slot left! There’s no way Steve has a chan-
“No!”

Uh oh Yea Forums, didn’t you catch the news? That’s right, Nintendo is adding more DLC Fighters in addition to the Fighter Pass, and who other than yours truly is most worthy for the cut? It’s pretty obvious that Steve was a hot topic in the Smash community over the course of the Fighter Pass reveal, so the developers had plenty of time to recognize Steve’s potential! Not only does Minecraft share a target demographic with Smash Ultimate, but the game’s popularity in both the east and west is a huge marketing opportunity for both Nintendo and Microsoft. Sakurai listened to the reactions of the fandom and gave them Ridley, Sans, and King K Rool, so it’ll be no surprise when he listens once more and delivers our favorite underdog! But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!

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IF YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON THEN YOU ARE OK BUT THE MOMENT YOU TURN TOXIC YOU ARE AS GOOD AS DEAD GOT THAT!!!!

Aren't we cheeky? Sakurai wasn't ready to reveal me yet.

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FACTS I AGREE

STFU AND DIE

2b2t the oldest anarchy server in minecraft will be a stage in smash bros

STFU AND DIE GO BACK TO HELL YOU RAPISTS

Banjofag here: we got in and it opened the door to more microsoft stuff, i'm down for you guys getting in since minecraft is absolutely fuck huge.

desu I fully expect an Overwatch rep now. Just makes business sense.

GOOGLE DOES NOT GIVE YOU ALL THE ANSWERS IN AMERICA SHERLOCK DUMBASS STFU

based No!

WELP HOPE YOU REGRET CAUSE YOU ARE SETTING YOURSELF UP TO DIE YOU WILL NEVER GET IN SMASH TRASHY TRACER

>Not wanting a Killer Instinct rep
>The series that was literally Nintendo's own Street Fighter / Mortal Kombat at one point in time and sold millions on the SNES.

Disgraceful Rarefag.

STFU AND DIE YOU RAPIST GO BACK TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG

STFU YOU RAPISTS NEED TO GET LOCKED UP IN JAIL AND ROT GO BACK TO HELL YOU EVIL BASSTARDS

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STFU AND DIE YOU RAPIST ROT IN JAIL FOR ETERNITY

STFU AND DIE DON"T YOU DARE TOUCH BANJO I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD WITH MY GUN YOU EVIL RAPISTS DIE

STFU AND DIE YOU EVIL STEVEFAGS STAY AWAY FROM BANJO YOU RAPISTS

STFU AND DIE YOU EVIL RAPIST I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL

>Steve in smash
>Sans in Smash
All we need is an MLP rep and we can complete the autism trifecta

LEAVE GENO ALONE AND DIE AS WELL YOU RAPIST GO ROT IN JAIL

Unironically like 2 to 3 years depending on if its 6 new characters or 11 like some people are predicting

Dude, take a chill pill, you're only giving the Stevefag validation.

GO ROT IN JAIL YOU RAPIST LEAVE GENO ALONE

PLEASE TELL ME WHY SHOULD I TRUST WHAT YOU SAY YOU COULD BE WITH THEM AND APART OF TOXIC Yea Forums

STFU AND DIE YOU RAPIST STOP CALLING BANJO FANS AND ME BANJOKES ASSHOLE

NO FUCK STEVEPOSTERS THEY ARE EVIL RAPISTS LET THEM ROT IN JAIL

Does the fact I have this pic related saved on my computer mean anything to you?
In any case, you have no reason to be yelling like this. If you're really that offended by the shit the Stevefags are spewing, just report and hide them. Or at least turn off caps-lock. All your yelling is hurting my ears.

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ok sherlock btw how can you hear keyboards and yelling can't reach internet dummy also good keep the pic related saved and you got yourself a deal i will stop yelling then

At this point I'm going to go ahead and say it's likely. I've always thought Steve would make a good smash character.

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So what do you think the reaction would be if Minecraft did get a rep, but it wasn't Steve?

To be fair, an accurate Sans would be hell to implement due to his 1 HP Wonder status.

Imagine if Alex was the Minecraft rep, and she didn't even have a Steve alt.

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18 year old zoomers who grew up with Minecraft are now in their rebellious teen age when they hate things they liked when they were kids.

Hello fellow Vergefags, how's it going? Just another few months until we get Steve's announcement.

Doomguy has a chance, who here hyped?

youtube.com/watch?v=gffcPaeA6eE

I remember watching this back when it was relevant. Where does the time go? Thanks for sharing.

At this point I think that it is more likely Steve enters as a costume if at all.

>All the new slots get filled
>STILL no Steve
How much will you seethe?

It really wasn't.

This is why we need a Smash containment board

>Another fucking year of this shit
I can't take it anymore.

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Genofag here. I think a lot of us are at peace with him being never-ever.

It's been, what, +20 years, and they've yet to feature Mallow or any of the villains really, and Geno only got to be a tutorial for a minigame over in Superstar Saga?

Never ever, my man. We on team Geno are aware we're pursuing a pipe dream.

Get fucked. At least Dixie got to star in her own game. Your C-list nobody is dead, dead, dead! Dead dead deaD DEAD DEAD DEAD

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Yeah though block placing would be broken. Personally I'd want to see a crafting gimmick that is basically
>start with wood/stone tool and weapons
>craft to upgrade tools & weapons for better damage all the way up to diamond
>cap the whole gimmick off with one last upgrade being a random enchantment across all the tools/weapons like Sharpness 1 or something.