River city girls

They got their fighting ability by soaking up so much cum

They've been bathing in Kunio and Ricky sperm so their fighting powers have soaked into them.

>PC users are waiting for Iceborne
Yeah they're waiting alright.

>game about waifus
>give them boyfriends

FUCKING D R O P P E D

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I'm gonna be honest, I didn't even know

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>not playing next to your bro on a couch
If you aren't gonna play it right, don't play it at all.

>no online coop
kind of a deal breaker, I could see myself playing this with friends and having fun but I'm a loser NEET and all my friends are on the computer

There are ways around it on PS4 and PC.

this is a shitty defense and you know it, no online co-op is inexcusable especially considering a completely different Kunio game is releasing later this year(I think, might be 2020) and it has an online mode.

Why would they put online in this game?
They know it's not going to sell.
At a $30 cost there is no way they would make enough money to even consider making servers for this game.

arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/LUL7_8GRghw0qOiZXG8nCg/ user get another pic

some rando kunio game with even less effort put into it and was made by some literal who studio and is most likely going to get 0 marketing has an online mode, this game doesn't somehow despite being the one that ArcSys has more faith in.

honestly at this point, it's just funny how mad you guys get over it

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My bro lives like 500 miles from where I am.

Parsec negates that issue (assuming you have a decent upload speed and they have decent download).

Surprisingly not as many posts as I was expecting considering how often people use adachiposter as a means to deflect criticism

>supposedly 10 hours until the Steam version goes online
>PSN users can already play

link or torrent plz.

They're cancelling the steam one and putting it on EGS instead

so yeah this game is pretty fucking good

When the fuck does the Steam version come out? I don't want to wait 9 hours fuck this shit.

>try to buy cuckshit
>get cucked
based devs

You don't buy games from steam, you just rent them. Digital only never belongs to you

I only see a preorder on the eshop. Guess we'll have to wait till the stores update.

>game is not available in my region
Is there no steam page at all or is just my region not allowed to get this game on steam?

Limited Run games ships worldwide

Ah cool I'll pirate it tomorrow. hopefully it's not total shit.

For whatever reason the game isn't up on Steam or GOG yet.

ausfag?

Hurry up so I can buy and make the torrent for the poor.

I love you

Ok. Maybe they are screwing with regional locks.
Japan. They love blocking pc releases of games here.

ohok i cant see it either maybe im retarded

Burgerland here. It's not available on steam yet here either.

Based annon

HHHHHHHHHH I just want the sprite sheets to be out so I can see the upskirts

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I don’t know much about beat-em-ups, but the girls seem cute. Should I get this game?

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The soundtrack is great, I'd say if you liked the Scott pilgrim game you'd like this one

SOON

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How well does it work?

How about if I liked Fight'N Rage?

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of course japan already has it
come on wayforward

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Can't say, never played it

Because that game costs less to make and since theres no sjw shit in it people will actually get it

Alright Yea Forums, where's the porn?

we had a special drawfag for that. check older threads

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>helping girls rescue their boyfriends so they can get fucked by them
No thanks, I'm not a cuck.

not here either. gotta wait i guess

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After the girls each took a bullet in Tachi no Banka, they weren't taking any more chances until they rode some hot-blooded dick. Now they get the Mach Dick and Meteor Shot every day after school, which is why they're so enraged and devoted to Kunio and Riki.

the difference between kunio and Yea Forums

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whos that hot momma

my lesbian OC

Parsec actually works really well.
As long as the client has a good download speed to receive the host's video stream, it somehow turns out better in terms of consistency in some fighting games that use shitty delay netcode. Only issue is any kind of hiccup will devour the client's inputs.
Something like RCG would be fine on Parsec since you probably won't have to worry about any sort of precise execution.

I’ve never seen anyone hype anything like they’re hyping this runny-nosed Calarts diversity dumpster fire

Would love to hear how blackface is racism but having wh*toids voice Japanese characters is special and progressive

F2P quality and costs $30 hard pass

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Also this, any dude needing saving by a girl is unfuckable to her

based

>everything is cuck porn
literal jizzbrain

>mobileposter
opinion discarried

All phoneposting should be banned. That alone would eliminate 75% of the shit on Yea Forums.

Anyone got them death animations, esp the kino one of Riki?

Which is exactly why Hiro will never ban it.

Why are you samefagging when you could be dilating

My man

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Any idea how long the game is and if its worth the 30 bucks compared with other games of the same genre? The so called leakers say the game is 2 hours long

Fight N rage controls so much better than scott pilgrim and rivercity girls.
it's going to control really clunky but the move variety will be larger than fight N rage at least.

Based and redpilled

Yeah the shilling has been so annoying i'll probably never buy anything from way forward again.

I can't find it on steam. Is it avaible only in some countries?

This game has soi-perfect cuck messaging so they’re pushing it hard

Nintendo Life thinks Astral Chain is ALMOST as good!

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Works for me here in Israel

They aren't putting it up in advance at all until it's actually released.

So the GOG will be preferable over the Steam version right?
Though I might just get it for the Switch.

>this fucking review
I swear they wanted to like this game and looked for any excuse to say why something bad is actually good:
>you have to fight the same waves of enemies every time you enter a room and the game forces you to fight them too so you can't just run away
>BUT THAT'S ACTUALLY GOOD BECAUSE IT ENCOURAGES EXPLORATION!!!!!!!

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Ayo where my game at!

The game is about stronk pink-haired wymmyn that don’t need no man voiced by runka-chunk, I’m surprised they didn’t give it an 11

so is it coming out or what

They are probably adding another tranny or two please contain your excitement

>buy beat em up
>GAWD why cant i just walk away from the enemies if i dont wanna fight!
life shouldnt be like this

Are you fucks going to be like this for EVERY game with a female lead now?

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>begging the question

Taimanin Asagi has a female lead and that was pretty good

I agree there should be an option to turn off combat in all games.

>game advertises itself for having an explorable world with 6 areas instead of a traditional level system
>have to backtrack through the same waves of enemies
>you are required to fight them every single time
this is something that would get real annoying real fast and the fact that this very glaring flaw is something the reviewer tries to pass off as actually good should show how blatantly obvious it is that they went into this game with their score already decided.

Yes. It won't stop until all women are forced into impregnation camps.

There should be an option for Japanese voices, too. They wouldn’t DARE whitewash a black actress but racism is okay if you’re white and they’re yellow I guess

see it would be fine if it as a traditional level system, but when the game's structured as an interconnected world, it stops becoming acceptable. How about after you clear the screen once, you no longer are required to beat the enemies in that room when you inevitably have to backtrack through it?

Battletoads

That would be more realistic, but if we were going to be realistic the River City Girls would just blow some dudes and make them do all the fighting

Bump

Uh oh shills have abandoned thread

Is there anything to talk about until it comes out?

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OST's out

The game should have more black women

What, So you can watch them get beat up?

it's kinda bad

Is that Blossom?

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no, she has fingers.

You may want to play some beat em ups that aren't ancient user. there's this thing they started doing in the snes days where they preserve the state of previous rooms so enemies don't respawn without you going further to a bunch of other rooms and coming back. they further improved this by having variety in what enemies spawn and how many when you go back to an already beaten room.

The fuck's taking so long?

this
I'm not using fucking parsec when there's no excuse why wayforward didn't give this online co-op

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>loading...whitewashed vocals
>loading...Calarts pixel art
>loading...cuck narrative

Maybe it’s your connection, my wife’s son is playing already

I need something to the scott shaped hole in my library now.

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torrent where?

lol. scott pilgrim actually had charm. it just played like shit.

you gotta wait nigger. i'll give you a link to the steam rip when it's up on CS.RIN.RU

I don't give a fuck about any of that. I saw it with some asw stuff and it looked like a beat em up I'd give a try.

I played it years back with some friends and had fun fucking around. The music and sprites made that game way more interesting than it had any right being.

>lol. scott pilgrim actually had charm. it just played like shit.

Right here. I wish the game had a new game + difficulty that was balanced around having maxed-out stats.

>lol. scott pilgrim actually had charm. it just played like shit.
Did it play badly? It was the first beat em up I ever touched (no arcades had them near me as a kid) and I remember loving it with my friends.

>River City Girls eShop NSW-VENOM
REEEEE upload the PC version you bastards. It has to be out in New Zealand or something already.

>Did it play badly?
Not really, the gameplay was basically sped-up double dragon for the most part. The problem was that the balance for all the stats and moves you could get was all over the fucking place and the game starts out tedious and then gets way too easy if you overleveled, which was very easy to do.

sjw shit

This is legitimately just becoming its own ideology isn't it?
It's like how feminism used to have gripes with inequal rights, to pointing noses in the same direction, to just coming up with theories of oppression, racism, and sexism.

You're just making up feministic elements, LGBT inclusion, and other shit that these games don't even have because you dislike its themes and audio-visual choices.

Why did we stop criticizing immaturely handled politics and political themes to just bashing games because there's women in it?

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You seem to think 13 year olds are capable of coherent thought

what the fuck is this 3rd boss?
why am i fighting a side scroller boss with bullet patterns that juggle you if you get hit and tedious waiting for her to get pelted slowly

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JUST UPLOAD ALREADY

When do you think a sex/rape mod will be finished for this game
Imagine

Whats the performance like on the Switch?

beat-em-ups aren't meant to be very long, they're meant to have replay value with different unlocks and shit

that being said I think it's 2-4 hours or somewhere in that range

Only time I've had any lag is in the very first room of the mall
Feels pretty great otherwise and I'm playing undocked so docked should have no issues

Fight'n Rage was about an hour and a half but it has lots of branching paths and the fighting was fun enough to make me want to keep trying for 1CCs and increasing the difficulty.

I'm hoping this game will hold up as well.

Why the fuck would you buy the game on steam when you should be supporting the switch?

Why would you buy games on the inferior platform when you can have the optimal experience?

Switch is a board polluter. It's a protest vote.

WHERE THE FUCK IS IT ON STEAM AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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no for real what the fuck is this
why is a boss able to do half of your health in a single attack in a beat em up in an area where they force you to play it like a side scroller

No idea I want to cop it tho

The Switch is a piece of shit.

Devs said 10-12 on tw*tree. I think that's a bit of a stretch

I wanted to give this a try and then I saw the price tag...
Yeah, no. I'll wait for a sale, plenty of other things to buy this month

Such as?
I legitimately can't think of a single thing, Astral Chain looks like garbage.

You'll probably be able to get online play working on the PC version using Parsec, that alone puts it above all others.

your mom is a cumdumpster.

Iceborne for starters, Borderlands 3, Blasphemous, I'm curious about Greedfall too. Rivercity is going to be on the next sale anyway as with every indie title

This, I can't think of a single game I'd want beyond Mario Kart 8 and Splatoon 2 to play with my girlfriend, and Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3 for some nostalgic fun.

Anything else is garbage, and in the coming years it will only become mildly decent with a new Pokemon and Metroid Prime 4.

I genuinely bought a Switch out of necessity for Bayonetta 2, the possibility of playing Metroid Prime 4, and Pokemon, bring these to PC and I'd never buy it.

I dislike both MonHun and Borderlands, Blasphemous looks legit but it's going to be 20 euros max.

This, Ninja Warriors Once Again, and Iceborne are the games I'm looking forward to.

Borderlands can wait until the exclusivity wears off.

waste of HD space, deleted and secure erased

Why is this game $30? Who the fuck is going to spend $30 on a beat-em up in current century?

Been out in PS4 for me for the last 14 hours, Steam needs to figure it out.

I'm fucking starved for beat 'em ups to the point where I've been going through H games with shitty coding just to get the fix. It's my favorite genre and it barely exists anymore. That being said I'm pirating this.

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>spoiler
I will too. Wayforward's idea of fair pricing lately is fucking nuts to me. Shantae and the Pirate's Curse is probably one of their most content rich games they've ever made, and that was only $20. Now they get away with selling shit like the full version of Half-Genie Hero and River City Girls for $30 despite heavily lacking in the content department.

1. There are thousands upon thousands of arcade beat em ups. Play those.
2. Being starved of a genre and not supporting new games on it makes you a huge hypocrite who deserves neither.

Is this still not on the eShop or steam?

it's up on EU eshop but 30€ meh

>buying a switch when I own a pc and a ps4

lmao why

PC is easily the best platform for gaming.

Maybe if they didn't overcharge for a dying genre.

Damn straight, the only reason consoles are getting my money is because older games aren't released on PC or the company behind the console is pushing for exclusives.
The further we go, the less exclusives become a thing, and the less I become dependent on buying shitty consoles just to play 2-3 exclusives on them.

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Is this yuri?

>There are thousands upon thousands of arcade beat em ups. Play those.
I've played literally all of them. My autistic thirst cannot be quenched.
>Being starved of a genre and not supporting new games on it makes you a huge hypocrite who deserves neither.
I'm also not retarded. There's a million red flags with this thing's development right down to the steam page not existing on launch day. It's clear that development for this hasn't been smooth at all and I'd prefer to buy it later when I can make a more informed decision as to whether or not it's worth $30. If I pirate it and it's good I'll go back and buy it legit when it reaches Steam.

I want a good beat 'em up but that doesn't mean I'm gonna throw all common sense regarding everything else out the window just at the idea of a new game in what used to be a core genre.

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How many of those games are actually worth playing in retrospect, only a handful of beat em ups are memorable and/or good.

Quite the opposite: they can overcharge because it's a dying genre. No one is willing to make games on it.

I guess that's a fair point.

pc has: torrents/free games, best quality games, best control options, emulators and roms.

why use anything else?

Are lebs virgins?

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Regarding HGH, there used to be far less content for $20, but now that all of the story modes are in the game I'd say it's worth $30. Only problem being that half the modes are basically the same thing, with a couple of them being really dumb to play. So it's up to you on whether that means anything.

It's out on everything but PC now.

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>I'd prefer to buy it later when I can make a more informed decision as to whether or not it's worth $30. If I pirate it and it's good I'll go back and buy it legit when it reaches Steam.
Ah, this is different. If you're willing to spend money in games, then it's ok on pirating it as a demo.

>Core genre
Times change. You need to stop living in the past.

Novelty and brand loyalty mostly.

30 euros is a farce, and I'm saying this as a huge pixelshit whore. Good thing I can be patient because Wayforward ours their games on sale much every two months or so.

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Kinda low on money but I'm having a hard time not buying both this and Ninja Saviors and just living off instant ramen and no booze for a few days.

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>iceborn
>sometime 2020
>will be broken like everything on the PC port is
>ice and snow
>abysmal bloom and washed out lighting makes the game hard to look at when anything remotely light colored pops on the screen
the game is a shitfest and they won't fix anything.

No. The plot is about the playable characters rescuing their kidnapped boyfriends.

>they can overcharge because it's a dying genre
Clearly someone’s never bought a river city game, they’ve always been this price on release

>when you should be supporting the switch?
So you're telling me i should buy it on PC?

I kind of want the game so I can play it with my girlfriend tonight, but 30 is a bit steep for a 2D beat em up, I'll see what you guys think about it first.

I'd jump on it instanty if it's really good and the two reviews seem to say like it is, but wasting 30 on a game just for the novelty of being one of the first players doesn't really match the disappointment I've felt ordering games before release in the past.

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The ending was lackluster, but oh well, the game was fun.

only white trash drink white claw

I'm on PC and the only upcoming game I'm interested on is Code Vein so River City Girls is exactly what I need right now.
For my coop needs I'm playing Remnant right now. You

Guardian Heroes is 5 bucks on the 360

i just unlocked the giant robot yesterday
its a great time for beat em ups

also i kinda want river city girls but it has that gay scott pilgrim vibe
they should have used the classic design for the guys and changed the shop npcs

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So, beat em up anons, what's the deal with The TakeOver? Artstyle sucks but from the footage I saw punching looks satisfying and music is good. Also, when will it's going to leave early access? it's been there for 3 years

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best girl

Tomboys aren't different from trannies.

Remnants any good?
I genuinely would like to get it right now but all of my friends are poor.

I am gonna emulate Smash in less than a year on my PC for free and there is nothing you can do about it

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oh god i'm seething right now.

I will buy this game just to make MAGApede seethe.

In my opinion it's pretty good, albeit a bit short.
You can create weapons and abilities from bosses' drops.

Of course you are, I would be mad too if all i had was Super Nes games, rehashed games, a community of children and drifting joycon.

This is definitely samefagging.

you know me too well user, that's pretty scary.

just pirate it. I'll give you the steam rip link when it drops.

who is that semen demon, and if is she in game?

Where the fuck do you even buy it? I don't see it on psn or steam.

Where's my waifu beat-em up god dammit

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Are you guys retarded or what? It should come out in 3 hours.

It hasn't even been uploaded to SteamDB yet, it may have but listed as unknownapp

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It is not long and meant to be replayed since the dungeons and bosses you get each time are based on RNG
Everything is only scaled off of your gear and not you character XP level, so it is feasible to just max out everything in the game. There is still plenty of challenge, people saying only certain setups are viable for solo nightmare difficulty
You can reroll the world at any point and change its difficulty, you just have to start from beginning of Earth again.

What I like most is you dont get kicked when a boss dies like in souls, you can play the entire game in someone else's world without leaving. Multiplayer has a great feel on this game, covering each other from adds.
Also you dont lose anything from death besides you meter charges.

I would say go for it, they are planning on adding more worlds and content to the game and a new game mode is coming early this month.

It's up on PSN for me but Steam is still missing. Not sure why they didn't bother making a steam page for it until the second it's out. I thought wishlists and pre-orders were important.

>Why yes, I am in fact retarded

>using tranny memes to hide retardation

it hasn't even been uploaded to steam dumb tranny

Thanks bro, that would be a big help, if it's any good I'll definitely support the devs.

>I[clap]AM[clap]IN[clap]FACT[clap]RETARDED![clap]

Ok user, we get it.

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What?

Did you guys even play River City Ransom? The enemies respawn so you can collect money for food and books.

yes you are retarded which is why you snipped your dick off

D I L A T E

When is the pirate version out?

so how long is the game?

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Get out of here Kevin

already downloading it rn

I meant the pc version.

whenever it gets on steam i guess

How's the game? I'm tired of hearing all the bitching about the people involved in it.

Imagine doing that with your benis, haha

It's an alright beat'em up

$45 in the AU shop

>The game is about stronk pink-haired wymmyn that don’t need no man
it's literally about them saving their boyfriends you beta

>buzzwords buzzwords buzzwords
incel

i genuinely give up
who the FUCK designed hibari
if you fuck up once you can just lose 70% of your hp and have to do her entire boring slow methodical bullshit fight all over again
fuck this

don't they're retards plus the game will be pretty bad. i'll give the link to committed pirates only.

It's up.

It's out on Steam, 25 euros.

Steam page is up.

store.steampowered.com/app/1049320/River_City_Girls/

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Alright, just drop it in here once it's out.

>A$ 42.95
I'VE
BECOME SO NUMB
I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE

>no online co-op
into the trash

what a scam

store.steampowered.com/app/229480/Dungeons__Dragons_Chronicles_of_Mystara

buy this shit instead

Welcome to river city games

515 rubles
Surprisingly Gears 5 is only 1085. That's half of a full price AAA release on Steam and a quarter of that on the consoles.

it's made by the same retards who made river city underground. that means badly designed gimmick sections and slow clunky frustrating mechanics.
incidentally those devs are the same ones who brows Yea Forums and have been shilling here. you guys are shit lol.

Obviously they’ve never played a one

Just because you still live in the same house with your parents doesn't mean we all do, some of us grew up and moved for reasons or some are overseas fighting for this countries freedom...Bro

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>buy this overrated two hour game instead!

Nah I'm good.

>it's made by the same retards who made river city underground
retard

Jesus, Gears 5 is $99.95 AUD. I don't think I've bought a $100 game in years. Maybe ME3 but that's cause I got the CE. Everything since then has been $70 at most on release.

who asked for river city vaginas?

>wymen must save men

>muh feminist dream

>more or less US$12 on my region
Regional pricing rules

You could try this lesser known two hour game instead.

store.steampowered.com/app/674520/FightN_Rage/

I do own that actually, quite liked it. But it doesn't have the RPG progression I like from RCR.

hey there Bannon. eat my shit.

Eeeeeeeeeeh puto!

I don't have money to buy the game right now. Waiting for pirate.

the problem with it is that the gimmick is fucking dumb
the boss floats out of reach except for specific times where she moves to the sides of the arena, where you can kick off the wall to jump up and hit her, if you do this 3 times (or) get her needle attack to bounce back and hit her she falls to the ground and can take a set amount of damage before going invincible and forcing you away. you need to do this about 9 times to actually win which is slow and cunty but it sounds fine. except for the fact that after you do it 3 times she starts using the attack in the image which does fucking 70% of your hp if it hits you and does 70% if it hits you while it's forming, which it can start from beneath you, while enemies she summons are fucking chasing you around trying to stun lock you

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>if you point out I'm a retard who doesn't know who made the game I'm shitposting about you must be someone i know and hate!
retard

Already played it, and it's one of the most popular modern beat-em-up right now.
Are you that asshole shilling MHW Iceborne in the Code Vein threads?

you're either false flagging or don't know shit about the dev team.

>bad at videogames

another wayfoward turd that gets shilled because waifus

>mooks in the way during a boss fight.
when will this cancerous meme end. shitty devs can't even make the boss interesting enough without lazily throwing a bunch of garbage in.

Big regrets buying the 75 dollar physical ce if this

>khazar milkers
>white
Middling jej

That's a staple of the genre, even back during the golden age of arcades.

Stay mad retard

worse
the game locks you into a single plane of movement despite it normally being like any other beat em up
you *cannot* run past the enemies, if you try they just punch you and if you stop and punch them you can still get hit by shit, there are running attacks but there's absolutely nothing stopping the mooks from blocking you

>singleplayer
There's your problem.

ok boomer

torrent when ?

So jump, faggot

>came out a week after Astral Chain
>like 4 days before Borderlands 3
>the day after Banjo and SANS UNDERTALE were added to Smash Bros
>The day before Monster Hunter Iceborne came out

Why did they want this game to flop so hard?

I'm just going to write it off as just you being a skillless faggot until I get to play it myself.

Torrent where?

Which one do you want to pee in your mouth?

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Tomboys are the ultimate straight choice you faggot.

The thing that gets me the most is watching River City Girls being shat so hard from a gameplay standpoint when the Senran Kagura games, mediocre to shitty beat'em ups using waifus as selling point, get a free pass.

annnnd it's garbage.

Tell me about their diets.

Is it just me or has there been an influx of titles this year that are definitely asking way too much for what they are? Like 8 out of 10 of small games like these are priced at above $20 and just feel like blatant scams. 2019 and no online coop in an era where people are more isolated and lacking real life friends to play with than ever.

>shat on

Where?

I want to pee in Misako's mouth.

Drop the pirate for us famalams

it's not hard, but it's literally "if you get hit by this attack even once you're probably fucking dead unless you were at full hp" which is retarded when it has no set pattern, can come from beneath you while you're fighting enemies, and the fight is phase based so there's no way to really improve your time you have to just start all over if it hits you at the very end of the fight

The irony being the original RRC has online co op via Nintendo Sub and this doesn't...Beyond bizarre why they couldn't include that.

SK's been going downhill for years. All it's got is waifus and ecchi, nobody talks about the gameplay anymore.

I did.

finally the shilling will stop after this turd releases

it's out.

>gameplay
Silly user, how can you discuss something that simply doesn't exist?

No online in 2019 for a game like this is beyond retarded. I wonder if Ninja Saviors is any good.

With how many people already finished it in hard, i'm going to assume it's pretty short and easy. For 25 euros that sounds like an hard pass.

I need double cucking these girls need to be fucked in front of the ones they’re trying to save while the villains have their way with them

>50 viewers on twitch
So this is the power of shilling on Yea Forums?

Slutty delinquent girls are top tier.

it's a niche cash grab of a game, of course no one cares about it.

>literally steath released on steam
it's like they want the game to die

WHERE'S THE FUCKING TORRENT?

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>it's like they want the game to die
Should've wasted their money on actual marketing instead of shilling on Yea Forums 24/7.

It'd be weird if they weren't.
That'd mean the boys aren't hitting that everyday like anyone would.

Can't wait for the doujins!

>Sand niggers are a threat to our freedom

Imagine being this retarded

It's not just this year, it's been this way for like 5 or 6 years.

so where's the mega download?

No one bought the game user, yo have to wait a while.

Do I play as crazy-fuck or can-probably-go-literally-days-constantly-fucking?

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Come on where's the link

Please someone post link

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See

>game has denuvo
Sorry piratechads

>most popular person streaming this game has around 45k followers on everything
>his stream for this game barely has 200 viewers

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>Holy EPIC memes AND anime

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>>his stream for this game barely has 200 viewers
As I said, should've not shilled on Yea Forums with the marketing funds they've had.

GOG release when?

You've been shitposting this game for over a month and yet you're watching literally every stream of it on Twitch, jesus that's pathetic

GOG version fucking when?

Kids are in school.

>artist doesn't have his entire twitter audience watching him play vidya
wowoo

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I want to eat Hibiki.

I was curious just to see how much the shilling worked so I started watching the top livestream for this game. Things I noticed.
>Music is boring
>Every voice except for Cristina Vee's character is awful
>looks slow as fuck, especially if you're playing by yourself
basically, all the criticisms people were making from the start were true.

>he doesn't watch his favorite artist play vidya

a dev is in capndrake's stream if you want to shitpost

He/she plays like shit.

>game has wall jumps AND parries

Game confirmed to be too hardcore for Yea Forums. Also this retard artist just died in the tutorial.

Indeed. I'm not that much of a fag.

>Girls who want to be men and do their hardest to look and act like men
>Their fans fetishise certain body parts (like muscle abs) that are inherently masculine

Nah, tomboy is the closeted homo choice.

Ask him if it was worth shilling on Yea Forums.

Piratebros, HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?

>there's stealth platforming sections with tiny ass platforms to land on
literally what the fuck were they thinking

Jesus fucking christ you waifufags are so god damn pathetic

It's out

drive.google.com/drive/folders/1lQYfPgOvZuVUcrSlTDLbFLM6PAstu6vb

pw: cs.rin.ru

This ain't RCRU user

>Girls who want to be men and do their hardest to look and act like men
Tomboy is personality trait. You're thinking about reverse traps.
>that are inherently masculine
Muscle definition is not inherently masculine, you retard.

I checked out the Capndrake stream and the first thing that popped up on screen was a stealth platforming section where you have to get key off of a sleeping security guard but the platforms are so thin and you jump across planes way to fast that the last jump you have to do is super easy to miss

>download quota exceeded

>reverse trap
same shit.

>not masculine
Yes it is. Muscle is a male trait; women are intended to be soft.

It's okay to fuck a man, user. No one will judge you.

>willingly waifuing girls whose entire premise is that they have boyfriends

It's like you want to be cucked.

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>he is too dumb to read
epic pirate moment

>add it to my own drive
>download quote exceeded
any more bright ideas?

>russian shit

Waifufags are mentally ill.
Remember, they get distressed and mad over the Taimanins being subjected to degrading, non consensual and harmful sexual practices.

You add it to your drive and then download from it and not the link anymore.

the quintessential incel post

It works. Thanks user!

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> music is good
> agreed on the voices, turned them off
> you level up so you probably move faster as you get more agi

It's a shame something like parsec doesn't exist.

oh wait it does

can my pentium hd run it the game ?

>beat-em-up released in 2019 with absolutely zero innovation turns out to be shit
WOW who could've GUESSED at this outcome?!

>"Oh great we get to see more gameplay after the school now that the game is out"
>artist streamer quits after they beat the tutorial

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>I'm not fixing the problem by myself like an adult when I can throw a shitfit online like an autistic child.
No one cares, faggo.

I'll wait until the download quota is gone.

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Not as good as any other option.

>make a copy
>download it

>One funny thing, though, is that confusion about which girls to use ended up brewing up one of the game’s major plot points. Our first pitch to Arc had Misako and Kyoko as the lead characters because they were the playable characters in that Super Famicom game. But I didn’t realize at the time that Hasebe and Mami (aka Roxy and Cyndi) were actually the boys’ girlfriends in MOST of the Kunio-kun games. We’d sort of stumbled into selecting the “rare girlfriends” as our protagonists. And as we discussed how to handle that in the game, that sort of brewed up this rivalry between Misako/Kyoko and Hasebe/Mami that’s woven into much of the game’s plot now. It’ll be fun, when the game is released, to see how series fans react to the dynamic of these four girls in our game.
What the fuck?

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>people
Why do you keep talking in third person plural?

what?

Stop being stupid.
>same shit
No, it isn't
>Muscle is a male trait
No. It depends on the time period, and geographic location, females in different places at different times would have more or less muscle definition. In the times of old, for example, women's upper body was pretty strong (in Central Europe, that is) advances.sciencemag.org/content/3/11/eaao3893.full

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>like a sf alpha game compared to sfv
???which game is supposed to be which???

Should I bother with the physical release for Switch? I still don't trust Nintendo's online shit at all and I don't wanna lose access to this game in 5 years.

Thanks senpai

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>Yamada is a cuck incel

Oh there you, anons. That's the character you can relate with.

oh so these are not the girls from the SNES game?
what

It's good. You can only host if you have W10 though.

Oh they still are, I think the cutscene in this screenshot is a nightmare or something that leads to the secret boss

>Having to pull some very specific social science studios to justify your faggotry
It's okay user. You can get out of the closet right now.

Is everything translated in this series?

Yes but its lackluster.

I’m still waiting for the NA physical release of this

based

How long is this game going to be?

I never actually pirated any steam games on PC ever since I went legit.
Won't the cracked version mess with my steam account? Any way to prevent that?

How come?

Yes, it will steal everything.

It's not even cracked since there is no DRM other than Steam. Those are clean steam files.

they don't understand the strengths and weaknesses of the type of game they made.
they don't realize that RCR engines are garbage for platforming and they do nothing to improve the movement either. they think they can just throw shit in there without doing any work. it's the problem of devs getting big heads and thinking they can expand a genre like beatemups but in reality they have no clue how to go about it.

dont you need a steam emulator for those?

Is this literal ejaculation cranium?

Thanks for the dolphin porn friendo

You don't if you have steam installed. If you don't have steam installed you will have to use any steam emu of your choosing.

Just woke up, so how bad is it?

Resetera/10

I have never bought a way forward game and the incessant shilling of this streets of rage knockoff is so fucking pathetic that i don't even want to pirate it and play it for free.

Not having online co op yet Nintenbo fucking ddid it with their sub online NES games in the original RCR

They're asking way too much for the physical port of this game. Fucking $50 while it's $25 digitally.

there is no crack it's a clean steam rip. you run it in smart steam emu launcher
ci.appveyor.com/api/projects/softashell/sselauncher-comfy-edition/artifacts/bin/Release/SSELauncher.exe?branch=master

you just drag your games in the runner and set them up by inputing the steam app ID.

>Calarts
wut

based
>Wii U port Delux 8
>Wii U game 2
>Capeshit local coop ARPG diablo-like ripoff whose experience can be replaced by dozens of other games

>new pokemon is worst one yet (SwSh), very dumbed down, not as awful and retarded as LG:E or LG:P but still really fucking pathetic compared to say gen4 or gen5; isn't out yet.
>prime 4 was coming along so bad they scrapped the whole thing and started over, won't be out for at least a couple years sadly
>Wii U Port

When you say "bring these to PC" I'm guessing you've never heard of CEMU? Because you can play Mario Kart 8 and Bayonetta 2 on there with no problem.

Splatoon 2 is fun though I'll admit. Switch has no games.

lack of intelligence
not wanting to bother with that shit
just wanting to "put in the disc and play"

The Tranny squids everywhere had me sell splat. The game is fun itself but the community within it is all non binary zoomers and sjw basedtards.

erm.
sauce?

Physical is 35

wtf are with the feet pics?
and you cant post the C word here anymore. stop doing that.

Cunny?

excluding shipping jew tax because it's a limited run garbage release.

Can I play this with an xbox one S controller and no steam link? M&K is too hard.

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>that bland le funneh non-ending
What i was even expecting

So who is that artist behind the game who made the designs? I bet it's a massive weeb from deviantart nobody ever heard of but got "friends" at WayForward by drawing fanart of their games.

Why is it most beat'um ups are like this? It makes no sense.

You never needed a steam link to use the controller setup for steam

hows the music lads, this is important

RCG doesn't even have SteamDRM lmao

Awesome!

>43 australian dollars

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Is it out on switch yet?

Since like 6 hours

So like five real dollars?

>you can play as Shantae

HOLY SHIT

proof?

WF already said that there’s no guest characters

The soundtrack's been up for preview for a week already, it's mostly shit.

Reminder you can play online with Parsec

Well they lied. Skullmageddon owns a shop

>Parsec
>like google stadia just even shitier
t-t-thanks

post proof

Playable ones.

Also gib proofs

I think River City Underground was better. For one, you can run from every fight in that game.
Also if you look down to "related games", you might see this game
store.steampowered.com/app/204360/Castle_Crashers/

>Kyouko and Misako are actually delusional and when you play as Riki and Kunio you get a different story mode where they're running from them to get back to Hasebe and Mami

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Holy shit you're right. it'll just run under any conditions.
I still like to keep track of my steam achievements tho.

>42 bucks for pixel shit

that's a yikes for me

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Your own fault for being an abbo

It's pretty good pixelshit. The problem is the everything else.

If this was real id actually buy it.

>around 29 real dollars
So?

Underground is clearly Alpha.

As I thought. I knew this game shouldn't be 3 fucking gigs.
It's bloated with with pointless MP4 files and cringe dialogue files.
you're just going to turn the voices off anyway.
it should actually be just a few mb.

Okay grandpa too bad it doesn't fit on a floppy drive

It's not BAD persay, but it is really annoying.
It does the RCR classic thing of not being able to progress until screens are cleared, but you have to backtrack way more often than in RCR classic. The Underground option of just saying "Fuck this screen" and walking away isn't there.

This can apparently get super fucking tedious.

Haven't tried it for myself because I still need to talk myself into buying a 30 dollar single player-but-co-op beat em up on Steam like what happened to Double Dragon Neon where I played it once or twice and then never again because it's clearly meant for a co-op partner that I can never have.

>The Underground option of just saying "Fuck this screen" and walking away isn't there.
>This can apparently get super fucking tedious.

Gotta find some way to pad a 2 hour game out

so is this a guy or not?

How is the game so far? Worth a buy?

So has anyone with experience 1cc'ing classic beat em ups played it? Can't trust feedback from the average player or god forbid reviewer

>How is the game so far?
No one bought the game to tell you how it is, despite the shilling on Yea Forums.

They look ugly

I just wanted to try this game to confirm it's shit. I didn't want to waste my download on 3 gig of kira buckland flapping her fat jaw.

Piratechads already playing it

3 gigs take like 20 seconds for me, just don't live in Africa

this is true, i've played more detailed hentai games that were like 200mb
actually i've played longer games that fit on a couple floppy disks or genesis cartridges
but the game is okay.

Drawfag here. here is the porn so far imgur.com/a/X4EchkA
will be leaving Yea Forums for some months to take care of my body so i can cosplay as Riki on 4 months
will be still updating the Imgur folder in the meantime, also there is official loli designs so i gotta work with that.
anyway have fun with the game, saw some reviews saying it was pretty good.

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>game has music

those fucks

>in America
ftfy

I will buy it once I arrive from work.

NSP leak when?

That's kind of the problem, though. Being able to walk away from a screen that you can tell is going to be a tedious slog is the only reason I finished Underground. If I was required to go through the 6+ waves of kickboxers in Flatirons every time I wanted to go through that place, then I would have NEVER completed that game.

Which is why I look at screens and screens of cheerleaders in this game, realize that the game doesn't let me walk away, and my heart sinks. I rather have a two hour game with battles I can at least choose to fight.

It's based on two things
Do you have someone who would be interested in local co-op?
If the answer is no, then probably not. You're going to meet the problems I described in Likewise, are you a fan of extremely detailed pixel art to the point of being overtly lavish?
If so, then this might be the game for you, just don't expect to play it much if you don't meet the previous criteria.

Reported to imgur. Thanks user, enjoy your workout routine in bumrape prison.

brah

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Why so much pedo shit? maybe like 2 pics are not illegal.

Underground was shit with shit combat though. The complaint is stupid.

What a surprise, the retards who whine every time a game isn't a 5+ hours long experience and can't stand replaying games have fucked over yet another game. Modern vidya was a mistake

Factually wrong you stupid nigger. Do not post here

bless cute & funny

from what I've seen on twitter, it's not a guy

If you thought Underground had shit combat then you must not like any RCR game. I'm serious. Why are you even in this thread?

Also being able to walk away from a battle is not a stupid complaint. Go through 5 waves of the nerd enemy throwing projectiles at you and running away when you try to catch them. Do you want to sit through that shit? I didn't.
Underground was a fucking GENIUS game for letting me say "Okay fuck you" and leave the screen whenever I wanted.

no it's clunky and unsatisfying so far. i'll keep you updated.

>Bitching about not being able to skip the fights on a beat-em-up of all genres

I expected no less from Yea Forums.

Fact: All the retards complaining about muh slow combat and shit don't use their NPC assists. The juggles in this game are insane.

Really not that good. The combat is kinda.. stiff.

How so? Idiots say the same thing about literally every old school beat em up

>le durr hurrr urrr Why doesn't everyone want to sit through my tedious fucking encounters that respawn in a game consisting mostly of backtracking?
I expected no less from tourists.

>hurrr if you no like then you hate rcr

Shut up, dumbshit. Underground had a shitload of characters that were deliberately annoying to fight either because they ran away, only blocked or had super moves you had to move away from. That is not the norm in RCR games.

...

Not being able to skip fights makes sense in a linear game where you only have certain fights to go through until you get to the end. Having an open world that you go back and forth over makes not being able to skip fights fucking retarded. It's what made Muramasa drop from a 9/10 to a 4/10.

Outside the waifu factor it's shite. No online co-op is a huge fuckup that makes the game unplayable since solo mode it's too damn repetitive. Even PS3 games had online co-op

Godspeed, you bastard.

basically. noone wants to fight the same fucking wave of enemies they just beat 1 second ago because they went back 1 screen.
the game designers are just retarded.

All you're really saying is that you probably didn't use any of your skills, or super moves, or abilities.

And again, that's why you can just walk away. Being able to walk away was a requirement

>That is not the norm in RCR games.
That's been a norm for a while, now. That's why you could just walk away.

"How dare they kidnap our boyfriends! I'm going to kick every ass in my way!"
>calmly leaves the school once the school is over
>safely cross the street
>legally takes the subway to the appointed district
>timidly approach the yakuza and file a formal complaint
>Yakuza politely listens
>Go home
>Recieve boyfriend who was safely escorted to your house along with the left pinky of the person who kidnapped him
>hugs
>The End

Honestly I'll rather play it myself than listen to Yea Forums. I've seen this board call "clunky" games that are anything but.

Well damn. Looked kinda interesting too. I never understood the exclusion of online co op of these type of games.

>before the game came out
>look at all this great sprite art
>game cames out
>no new pics or webms on Yea Forums
Thanks Yea Forums

Everyone who actually cares is playing the game.

>shills stop shillinh when game comes out
Who would have thought?

>Listening to random retards
The pirate version is already up; try it for yourself instead.

Because we saw all the game had to offer a month ago. After that it's just 4 hours of doing the same moves over and over again and the same enemies.

Look at this dumbshit cunt having strong opinions about a game he has never played and is wrong about.

>y-you can't run away

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Nice photoshop, it almost got me for a second

>fuck this shit, I'm out of here

Now Yea Forums is in full "lying about a game" mode in desperate hope of preventing sales for a game that has nothing to do with them and neither will it be affected by Yea Forums in any way, shape or form.

Why are you surprised? This is "Bloodborne only has six weapons", "Sekiro only has four bosses", "Nioh is unbeatable with a not-Onmyo, no Sloth build" Yea Forums.

This. The only time you're locked into anything is when chains literally wrap around the screen border

Wow, you found one screen you didn't have to clear to progress.

Hey, answer all those other screens though. You know, the ones the reviewers talked about that you HAVE to fight through to progress, and repopulate when you return to them.

>i-it's only one screen!

Ahahahahaha

See

Look at this retard missing the point: There are way too many screens that lock you in which you must backtrack through.

>It does the RCR classic thing of not being able to progress until screens are cleared
But most let you just leave the screen. Banka didn't because that was more of a Double Dragon style game (since the director was the guy that made DD). Shodai might have locked you in too, it's been a while.

Look at this DESPERATE goalpost moving. Are you going to pretend fast travel isn't a thing too?

For inexplicable reasons it's accomplished XC2 levels of making certain disturbed individuals incredibly frothing-at-the-mouth angry, as seen here

And? There are a dozen screens that way in the first area alone.

>Go through door
>Get item
>Go back through door
>Chains come out

In co-op this probably isn't a problem. The enemies are balanced for co-op, to the point where it's barely worth playing if you don't have a second player.

Nice evidence.
>listening to journalists when one complained about Astral Chain being too easy and how it doesn't rank you which only happens in babby mode

>The enemies are balanced for co-op, to the point where it's barely worth playing if you don't have a second player.
Git gud

Pretty sure that's Polyle

Really dig the game, any way to use the pirated version's save and dump it in Steam?

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not virgins? not buying.

Does it use the second stick for anyhing? I want to play it with my arcade stick

Never listen to Yea Forums about anything is the best advice you could ever be given.

>GOALPOSTMOVING
>EVIDENCE
>STOP LISTENING TO JOURNALISTS
I'm not listening to journalists. I watched someone else play it and realized that it could become a slog pretty quickly because there are way too many screens that do that.

Why couldn't it just be one-and-done with that? Why do I have to do that every time I come back? This recent burst of "HERP YOU CAN'T KNOW WHAT YOU're TALKING ABOUT STOP BEING A DUMB CUNTG SHIT" just SCREAMS of someone getting pissy because someone has a criticism of the game that they don't like.

In underground, I could just walk away from areas clearly balanced for co-op. Why not do that here?

>I watched someone else play it
Now I know that I have no reason to listen to you.
Bye bye.

>Most let you leave the screen
'Most' aren't the screens you're required to go through multiple times. That sucks.

>boyfriends
dropped

Ok but where's the IGG release?

>Bye bye.
You're still here, you faggot.
Also watching someone play before I buy a game is a perfectly good way to gauge if I want the game or not. Even if it's to find out if I want to pirate it. You're just angry that the game has such a glaring flaw that is immediately visible to anyone.

The combat looks fun, but is it going to be fun the dozens of times I have to go through that room? Alone? I doubt it.

>In underground, I could just walk away from areas clearly balanced for co-op. Why not do that here?
Because RCG is apparently anti-coward which is a plus in my book.

where it is?

They have to pay those expensive voice actors

he is still adding the bitcoin miner

This. Hit me with that mega link and not that gay ass google quota limit shit.

>Because RCG is apparently anti-coward which is a plus in my book.
Sure, if you have real-life co-op partners.
The problem is that you don't get that option here. At least in underground I could tap someone online to clear a hard area. I don't even get that luxury here.

In this thread.

That's cuz you need to gitgud

Does gitting gud get rid of the required rooms you're forced to fight through?
If so, I'll get the game. Otherwise I'm not paying 30 dollars for a massive grind.

>tee hee I can't answer your question so you lost, I'll leave the thread and let you dominate it like the winner I am.
>I-I'm not running away!
Just say "BARF" while you do so to add the full effect.

Grinding up to maximum is half of the experience

>finish developing a game
>hold it for 17 (seventeen) days for no good reason
Fucking consoles.
(also who the fuck checked it BEFORE release?)

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thanks user, will buy it anyway at month's end

how long is the game? At least as long as RCRU?

Checked what?

Oh sweet! I love dude weed and poop jokes in my vidya.
Thank you Arin for forcing yourself and your shitty voice acting on to the industry again

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This game is shorter but has way less padding.

I've had enough futile fight with people pretending to know better about a game because they watched some streamer against me who actually played it to know that I shouldn't waste my time with that guy.
Not saying that the game won't suck, but I'll rather find it by myself.