Why does Yea Forums hate metroid so much?
Why does Yea Forums hate metroid so much?
Jack Bell
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Lucas Sullivan
Because Samus isn't butch/trans
Landon Cox
Because it isn't Smash
Owen Williams
Because i hate women
Jace Parker
Considering how the entire smash fandom only loves games like metroid: other m, this doesn't come as a surprise.
Christopher Rivera
Can you name one game that Yea Forums universally likes?
Dylan Collins
Metroid Prime
Mason Torres
Metroid is probably in Yea Forums‘s top 15 series though.
Josiah Gutierrez
Bloodborne
Nah
Asher Moore
No, I can't. But I'm not asking for a hugbox where everyone likes metroid. I'm just wondering why people hold such irrational hatred of the series, and why everyone holds such disdain for the discussion threads.
HAH, I wish Yea Forums liked metroid prime. They consider it garbage because there's no zero suit fanservice in it.
Justin Phillips
>They consider it garbage because there's no zero suit fanservice in it.
You're either strawmaning real hard, never actually discussed Metroid in a Metroid thread or the one time you went to a Metroid thread you encountered ACfag
Carter Morgan
i fucking love metroid, im playing fusion on my GBA right now. hoping at E3 2020 we get some prime 4 news
Jayden Peterson
Maybe before Other M but now, nu-Yea Forums hates the game because probably some e-celeb or something told them that Prime is not Super Metroid so they should hate it.
Logan Cox
Nah, backtracking is too slow.
Kayden Peterson
Then please, show me a thread of metroid discussion that isn't just people spamming disgusting zero suit porn.
Daniel Morales
the zero suit isnt even in any of the good games except for zero mission.
Charles Foster
REmake
Supreme Commander
Dark Souls
Jose Gutierrez
Try telling that to the fandom. I haven't been able to talk about metroid prime or AM2R or even Samus returns without people barging into my thread, telling me how much they want to fuck samus and remodel her shithole.
Joseph Allen
Like you want me to hunt the archives or some shit? Playing Doom right now so i don't wanna, but back during the days of HD screenshots guy we had nothing but rapid fire of great threads admiring the Prime trilogy art style and concept arts and laughing at the stupidity of space pirates
Carter Stewart
Because resetera took over this place along with Smash faggots who need heir own board with Sony faggots.
Jace Reed
ResetEra hates Sony, though.
Christian Reed
That was over a decade ago. Now, nobody wants to discuss metroid except to fulfill their porn addiction. I'm just so tired of it, seeing my discussion threads die because they don't have titties in the OP.
Kayden Bailey
Based and Dougpilled.
Julian Lopez
More like two years ago, well after Other M and with plenty of degeneracy running around but we still had comfy threads that rivaled Ace Combat threads, though i'm mighty curious at what's the OPs in your threads
Fucking hell i hate slaughterwads
Ryder Anderson
>what's the OPs in your threads
Here's the last thread I made.
arch.b4k.co
Barely even lasted 14 posts. Literally got pushed off the front page by waifushit Zero Suit worship. And then people wonder why I hate all fanservice. They have the audacity to wonder.
William Sanders
>Thread already on autosage due to 5 new smash related porn dumps pushing it to page 10
Like pottery.
Zachary Miller
Nice Joke